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That's playing dirty, Megumin!

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You're eating my pudding, too!

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And I've been saving it for dessert...

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Your naïveté will do you no good in this 
cutthroat, survival-of-the-fittest world.

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She's right, y'know.

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You gotta be able to defend what's yours...

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Whoa, hold it! 
Hands off my bubbly, damn it!

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Excuse you?

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Excuse what?!

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This is one of the seven tankards 
of bubbly that I ordered.

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That's a load of crap!

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I see seven empty steins around you already!

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Are you hammered or just stupid?

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Which is it?!

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E-Excuse me...

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I have a request for Satou Kazuma-san's party...

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You wanna hire us?

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Well, you've done plenty for us in the past.

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I don't see any reason to turn it down.

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Sp-tang!

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But we don't come cheap.

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Um... more specifically, 
not for you, Satou-san,

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but for Megumin-san over there.

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<b>KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 3</b>

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<b>"Red Stream Explosion!"</b>

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A typhoon?

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Yes. It's headed northward 
from the coast south of Axel.

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And what does this typhoon 
have to do with our Megumin?

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It'd better not be something as nuts as

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"blowing away a typhoon with 
the blast from Explosion magic."

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I'm surprised you're not aware.

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A typhoon results from the great spirit 
that governs storms running amok.

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Every year, when typhoon season comes,

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talented adventurers are recruited

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to effectively calm the great spirit.

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Dumbass fantasy world...

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For your information,

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typhoons are natural phenomena that 
occur over warm patches of ocean.

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This spirit nonsense has 
nothing to do with...

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Wh-What?!

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Kazuma, Kazuma!

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Kazuma here.

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In this world, a great spirit 
really does make it rain.

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Say stuff like that with a smug face 
and you'll embarrass yourself.

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<i>Stupid fantasy world!</i>

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At times like these, nothing works 
better than Explosion magic!

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Wait, how?

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It's a pure blast of magical power 
with no elemental alignment,

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which is capable of damaging 
any foe, even gods and demons.

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And of course, spirits, too!

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This is the perfect time for 
Megumin-san's Explosion magic!

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We're counting on you!

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Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Explosion!

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I don't think so.

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Whoa, what the hell?

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You normally need to be held 
back from casting that.

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These people always
treat me like a nuisance,

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but at a time like this, they want my help?

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Frankly, I don't appreciate it.

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If you desire my power so ardently, 
reconsider your day-to-day conduct.

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Megumin, I understand how you 
feel, but Axel is in danger.

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It's best that we all chip in.

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We're sorry! We really do need your power!

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Normal wizards won't be able to cut it!

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That's right!

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You always save the day 
when the chips are down!

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Like with the Dullahan! And the Destroyer!

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You've always been our secret weapon!

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There's never been a better time for the 
Crimson Demons' greatest wizard, Megumin-san!

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That's exactly right!

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Show us the true power 
of your Explosion magic!

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Dear me, do you really need it that badly?

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My power as Axel's greatest wizard?

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Of course we do!

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You're the only one who can save Axel!

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Show us that no magic can 
compare to Explosion!

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That typhoon is nothing!

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Explosion! Explosion!

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I'm sorry I got you nicknamed 
"that crazy girl"!

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Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Explosion!

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Next time, I'll come up with 
a different, also funny name!

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Very well. By popular demand, 
I will demonstrate my...

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Hey.

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Who said that last bit?! Step forward!

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Was it you?!

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Stop! Have mercy!

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Stop that, Megumin!

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How about you don't spread any 
more "funny" nicknames at all?!

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Because if you do...

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Your house might be hit by a stray 
Explosion while you're not home!

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Cut him some slack. 
Poor guy's sweating bullets.

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What do you want, Kazuma?! 
This is very important!

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A chance to revise the nickname 
that's been stuck to me!

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Since Megumin doesn't seem into it,

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you'll have to ask someone else. Sorry.

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But a wizard capable of 
damaging the great spirit...

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It's fine, Kazuma.

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As conceited as the request may be, 
I'm mature enough to allow it.

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Besides, who else in this town is 
capable of contesting a great spirit?

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There's one over there.

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Huh? U-Um, did I do something wrong?

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That's right! We forgot about Yunyun-san!

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Her advanced magic ought to be able 
to damage the great spirit, too!

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<i>The words of the adventurers 
earned a tentative response</i>

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<i>from the less capable Crimson Demon...</i>

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I-I can do it!

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I haven't been relied on like this

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since people used to borrow money from 
me back at the Crimson Demon Village!

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If you'll have me...

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Um, now, h-hold on, please...

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And if Megumin doesn't want to 
do it, we could also ask Wiz.

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She can use advanced magic, as well as 
Explosion magic, like Megumin does.

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Oh, yeah, there's Wiz-san!

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We've got plenty of firepower 
to blow off the typhoon, then!

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Between Wiz-san and a capable 
Crimson Demon like Yunyun-san,

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we've got nothing to worry about!

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If the other's incapable, then—

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What the hell?!

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How about you tell me who 
you're calling "incapable"?!

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You don't need to give up so easi—

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Good for you, Megumin!

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Now you don't have to bother 
with a quest you don't like!

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You can let us take it from here!

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I'll apologize for being full of myself! 
Just, please, take me with you!

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Two Days Later

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<i>High wind warning! High wind warning!</i>

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<i>All citizens are advised to stay inside 
and secure your doors and windows!</i>

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The adventurers are currently headed 
toward the strengthening typhoon.

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<i>Please remain indoors until further notice!</i>

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So... we're headed to deal 
with a typhoon, right?

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Yep. Can't you tell from looking at everyone?

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Why the swimsuits, then?

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You dummy.

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Excuse me?

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The great spirit of storms likes water, 
so the face-off is gonna be by the water.

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It's only natural to take off any armor 
and wear a swimsuit so you don't drown!

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<i>Weird-ass fantasy world!</i>

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Kazuma. We're nearly there. 
Stay on your toes.

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If you're not careful, 
you're gonna get hurt!

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<i>What did I do to earn a chewing-out 
from a buncha goobers in swimsuits?!</i>

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Then again, considering I get to 
see Wiz and Yunyun in swimsuits,

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I guess it's okay!

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K-Kazuma-san, I don't feel comfortable 
with you staring like that.

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It's embarrassing.

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Don't mind me.

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If the two of you are embarrassed, 
you can get under my cloak.

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What! Is! This! Sensation?!

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Not bad! Not bad at all!

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<i>She's staying on-brand.</i>

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Hey, do you guys really do this every year?

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Sure do! Whenever Madame 
Great Spirit rolls into town!

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We've got it figured out now, 
but it was tough going back in the day!

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The lady adventurers didn't 
want to wear swimsuits,

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so we men all had to put them on to 
demonstrate how good an idea it was.

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Let me tell you, it was no picnic!

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<i>I get it.</i>

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<i>Not sure why you're showing such 
reverence for this great spirit, though.</i>

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Well, we've got three high-powered 
wizards with us this time,

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so I've got my hopes up!

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But if they actually kill her, won't that 
mean the end of this annual event?

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Maybe using such powerful 
magic isn't the best...

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Madame Great Spirit regains her senses 
after taking a bit of damage...

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And when that happens, 
a certain phenomenon occurs

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where the strength is equal 
to her accumulated damage.

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What phenomenon?

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She unleashes a powerful gust of wind

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as thanks for getting the sense 
knocked back into her.

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And this wind ain't some first breeze from 
the great spirit of spring or nothin'...

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It's strong enough to blow 
anything you're wearing off you.

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Are you saying...

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I'm saying we've got a high 
chance of wardrobe malfunctions.

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<i>I decided to refer to her as 
Madame Great Spirit, too!</i>

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Are you okay?

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I don't wanna see anybody 
chickening out 'cause of a little breeze!

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There she is! The mistress of 
storms, Madame Great Spirit!

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And that's Madame Great Spirit, 
the spirit of storms?

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That's right.

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There's an intrinsic relationship 
between water and storms.

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I bet when people thought of storms,

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they imagined a beautiful, 
chaste water spirit...

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Which is why she ended up looking like that.

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Uh, I'm thinking less chaste...

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and more like some lady 
who's about to lose it!

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I'll start us off by calming her down.

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Tell the others not to antagonize her!

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Whoa, wait!

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Thou art my kin, o powerful, 
great spirit of storms.

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I, Aqua, goddess of water, compel thee...

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Quiet your fury.

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You must be tranquil, like still waters.

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Let your roiling heart

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grow calm—

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A great storm spirit is a step down 
from a great water spirit,

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and you wanna get uppity with me?

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I'm gonna grab you and use you like a fan!

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We're going in with her!

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If you can't swim, just float!

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The important thing is to divide her focus!

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We protect the spell casters, 
even if it kills us!

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<i>Oh, now I get it...</i>

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I hope you boys have got 
your hopes up this year!

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We're gonna receive thanks equal to advanced 
magic and two blasts of Explosion!

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It's gonna be stronger than ever!

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<i>These men... are men in the truest sense.</i>

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<i>Capable of risking their own lives for 
the slightest hope of a fleeting moment!</i>

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<i>Real manly men!</i>

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As nice as succubus service is, we wanna 
see the real deal every once in a while!

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And Wiz is in a bikini today! 
Do you realize how likely that makes it?!

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Hey, Megumin! Stand by on land!

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We'll draw her in close enough for 
the Explosion magic to connect!

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Go ahead and start the incantation!

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U-Understood!

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S-Stop!

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Kazuma, perfect timing!

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Could you help me out?

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How do you always goof up 
when we need you the most?!

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I-I don't know how to answer that... 
I've never had a chance to swim before—

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Unbelievable!

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Hey! Why are you guys all 
swimming back this way?!

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Something is different about 
Madame Great Spirit this year!

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She's really wilding out!

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Kazuma-san, I think Aqua-san 
picked a fight with the great spirit!

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Can she <i>not</i> make things worse for once?!

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I'm gonna drag that idiot back! 
Head to land and get ready!

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I'll lure in Madame Great Spirit while I'm at it!

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O-Okay!

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Would you give it a rest already?! 
Why won't you listen to me?!

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What?!

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I dare you to say that again.

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You're not supposed to 
actually say it again!

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You're gonna get cursed! So cursed!

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What the hell are you doing?

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Kazuma, listen to this!

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She is absolutely the worst! I've never 
met someone with such a filthy mouth!

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You are <i>so</i> going to pay for that one!

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<i>Yeah, I don't understand her at all.</i>

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But this means you can communicate 
with Madame Great Spirit, right?

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I don't know what this pottymouth did to 
earn that kind of respect from you...

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But yeah, I can.

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Where do you get off?!

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Come on, settle down.

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She's not close enough for 
the Explosion magic to reach.

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We need to draw her closer to the shore.

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I get you! And then we can murder 
this pain-in-the-butt spirit!

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I didn't say all that.

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Okay, I've got it!

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She might've won our last 
argument, but this time...

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You lost in an argument?

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Okay, if that's what you wanna do...

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Excuse me, he just said you look 
like a worn-out middle-aged woman

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working a "hospitality" job 
in a run-down cat house.

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Hey! Can't you go faster?!

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Madame Great Spirit has lost her damn mind!

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But I feel a little better!

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I knew you could do it!

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Verbally abusing women to tears 
is part of your daily routine!

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Would you stop?! I don't need any more 
weird rumors circulating about me!

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Kazuma!

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Hey! Everybody ready?! 
Let's make this count!

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Yunyun first! Then Wiz!

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And then you wrap it up 
with your Explosion magic!

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But with this wind... There's no 
telling what might happen!

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Should we maybe wait a bit?

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Dummy! We can't afford to wait!

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This great spirit of storms goes 
berserk every year, right?!

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So we need to end this now!

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Kazuma...

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W-Wait, you almost convinced me,

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but wouldn't it be better 
to be more thorough?

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I can't believe you, Explosion Girl!

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I thought you had the guts 
to take this thing head-on!

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So much for Axel's biggest daredevil!

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She wants to poke away at the enemy 
'cause she's afraid of a counterattack?

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What a disappointment!

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H-How dare you?!

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Very well! I shall show you what 
Crimson Demons are truly capable of!

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Here we go, Yunyun!

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R-Right! To protect everyone in town!

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Right!

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<i>Perfect. This time we'll 
get to see the real deal,</i>

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<i>and not just what a succubus 
cooks up in a dream.</i>

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Darkness! If Megumin and the 
casters don't pull this off,

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we're going to be hit with 
the biggest blast ever!

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If that happens, protect everyone!

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Leave it to me! I may not have 
helped before, but this time...

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Bring it on!

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<i>That's what I like to see. We're all 
counting on you, resident sex appeal!</i>

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Here I go!

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Father! Mother!

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This is the first time I've felt grateful
to have been born a Crimson Demon!

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Everyone is counting on me!

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Lightning Strike!

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I'll go next!

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I can't let you cause any more 
trouble for the townspeople!

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Explosion!

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This impulse, uncontrollable. 
This cry, a victory over mortality...

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And while you dream in darkness, the dawning 
sun draws near, burning the shadows!

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In my name, by my power, I deliver 
the end to the great spirit of storms!

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Taste the essence of crimson!

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Do it!

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For the sake of our dream!

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Explosion!

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D-Damn...

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She didn't actually kill 
Madame Great Spirit, did she?

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She survived! 
Madame Great Spirit is still standing!

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Um... I wasn't able to finish her off. 
Why is everyone so happy?

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Thank you!

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Thank you so much, Madame Great Spirit!

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Hey! Explain to me why you're thanking her!

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Look!

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Madame Great Spirit is smiling!

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I think she must've absorbed 
too much ambient mana

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from her time here on the physical plane.

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Looks like she's calmed down now that 
she was able to get rid of some of it.

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<i>Makes sense!</i>

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<i>So she comes to Axel every year to 
get rid of her excess magic power.</i>

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Huh? To thank us for helping you 
get rid of the magic power?

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You don't need to worry about that.

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Well, if you really insist, then we accept.

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Here we go! Showtime!

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It's been a long damn time since 
I saw the real, non-succubus deal!

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Sacred Break Spell!

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Hey! You said it was thanks,

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but you were about to blast us 
with a huge wind, weren't you?!

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What do you mean, "learn to read 
the room"?! You think I'm stupid?!

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Seriously, why do you feel sorry 
for the town's adventurers?

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They were able to fight off your assault,

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so I can understand feeling 
grateful, but pity? Why?

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I dunno why, but she asked me to tell you 
she hopes you'll all be back next year.

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We hope things will work out next year!

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Good work, everyone!

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There was no damage to the 
town thanks to your efforts!

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Well, it was a simple task for 
adventurers of our caliber!

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Your Explosion magic has grown 
even more powerful, Megumin-san!

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I'm impressed! You can tell?

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You know, I don't see Kazuma around.

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Or any of the men...

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I'm sure they'll roll in sooner or later, 
demanding some bubbly to drink!

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I don't doubt it. Maybe we should take 
this chance to drink in peace and quiet.

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Cheers!

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The end of the line is over here!

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There's currently a two-hour 
wait to be served!

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Welcome!

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Right this way!

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<i>Business is booming like crazy!</i>
