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<i>It's another day, and this 
world is still turning.</i>

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<i>And it will do the same 
tomorrow and the day after.</i>

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<i>It feels like a long time since 
I was in my original world.</i>

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<i>And just for today, we're gonna 
turn the clock back a bit.</i>

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<i>Back to when there was still 
snow on the ground...</i>

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Hey, you there, young man.

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Can this wait until I finish?

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Sorry to interrupt you. 
I'm actually looking for someone.

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<i>If this guy doesn't know my 
name, is he from out of town?</i>

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My name's Ozuma. Zatou Ozuma.

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I was hoping to meet someone named 
Satou Kazuma. I hear he lives in this town.

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Wh-Whoa, are you okay?!

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<b>KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 3</b>

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<b>"Watch Out For Impostors!"</b>

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I whipped up something to drink 
with Create Water. Help yourself.

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S-Sure...

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<i>So, what is this?</i>

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My water's pretty good, right?

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<i>Is he going to demand I change 
my name because of the similarity?</i>

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<i>I don't appreciate someone taking an issue 
with the name my parents gave me, though.</i>

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So, you're an adventurer, Ozuma-san?

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What did you want with Satou Kazuma?

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The guy's got a hell of a reputation.

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People all over have been 
talking trash about him.

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So I wanted to have a 
word with him about it.

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And there is one other thing...

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<i>He doesn't really seem like a bad guy.</i>

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Promise not to be mad, okay? Truth is—

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Ozuma! Did you find this 
impertinent Kazuma yet?

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Oh, come on. It looks like you're 
threatening one of the local kids.

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Do forgive him, young fellow.

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N-No, it's okay. He even gave me water.

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My name is Rakless. 
I earn my living as a crusader.

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Who might you be?

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The name's Tanaka!

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Tanaka.

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Nice to meet you, Tanaka.

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This is the stuff! It's fan-frickin'-tastic!

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F-Frog tongue? There's no way!

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Hey, we're in the town 
for rookie adventurers!

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Dining on the weakest kind 
of monster is in style!

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The meat from the stall 
earlier was good, too,

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but who knows where it came from?!

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I'm amazed you can eat 
mystery meat like that...

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<i>"Well, it's because I'm an adventurer"...
will not be my response.</i>

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<i>I remember what she said...</i>

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Did you find this impertinent Kazuma yet?

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<i>...she said!</i>

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Hey, are you gonna eat or not? 
I wanna know how it tastes, Tanaka.

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Megumi, we're treating him in exchange 
for hearing what he has to say.

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Let the boy enjoy his food.

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<i>Megumi. You heard right, Megumi!</i>

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<i>And this crusader in front of me is Rakless.</i>

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<i>The priestess is apparently named Acure!</i>

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<i>What in the hell?</i>

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I was curious to know what this 
crunchy fried stuff is like.

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It's crunchy.

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Obviously!

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Come on, you said you were a regular here!

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And, "This is the stuff!"

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<i>She's making a real stink.</i>

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<i>I picked this place I've never been 
to so I wouldn't be recognized.</i>

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So, "Megumi," you said? That's an odd name.

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M-My grandpa gave it to me.

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It's supposed to mean 
something about blessings.

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<i>I get it.</i>

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<i>So she's the granddaughter of a 
Japanese guy who was sent here.</i>

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Now, Sir Tanaka, about the reputation of the 
man named Kazuma who lives in this town...

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Sir Tanaka? S-Sir Tanaka...

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T-Tanaka... is your name, isn't it?

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I'm Tanaka!

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Let me begin, then. I'll tell you 
everything I know about Satou Kazuma.

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Everything...

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I feel so bad for this Kazuma-san...

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Let me at least offer a prayer...

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After saving this town, 
he was burdened with debt?

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And it happened twice?!

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But he never resented anyone.

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With his brilliant mind, he created new 
inventions that let him repay his debts,

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and now that he's made his fortune, 
he's out there somewhere,

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wishing for the happiness 
of others once again.

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Sounds like a hell of a guy.

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I'm so glad things turned out okay 
for Kazuma-san! I really am!

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As you can probably guess, he's a busy man.

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I'd ask you to leave him be.

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I appreciate it, Tanaka.

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That's me, Tanaka.

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That was very enlightening. I'm grateful.

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You're quite welcome.

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So there you have it.

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Since they treated me, you guys 
can split my portion of dinner.

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A-And you're fine with how that played out?

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Every word I said was the truth.

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I say it's great that they were convinced.

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Me, too. I agree with you, Megumi...n.

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Did you just pronounce my name strangely?

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What do you mean?

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Anyway, Megumi...n, can you 
pass me some of that food?

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You have some nerve 
mocking my name, "Acure"!

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I'm going to tickle you 
until you're in tears!

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Whoa, Megumin!

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You think a spell caster 
can match me physically?

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That's enough, you two!

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How about this?! And a little 
of that... and then this!

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Right here! Coochie coochie coo!

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Fine, I'm sorry!

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Good afternoon!

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Good afternoon to you, too.

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Damn it, Satou Kazuma! 
I challenge you to a duel, you hear me?!

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Unbelievable, Kazuma! 
What did you do this time?!

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If it was something bad, I'll go with 
you to apologize, so come on!

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And you just assume I'm at fault?

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Wait, hang on...

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You think you can screw with us?! 
"Tanaka," my ass!

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You're dead meat!

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Well, now what? 
It's those knockoffs from yesterday.

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Release me, Darkness!

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The source of yesterday's mockery by 
Aqua is on the other side of this door!

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But she hasn't done anything to you!
Her name just vaguely resembles yours!

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Hey, just calm down.

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I'll wrap this up in a jiffy.

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I know you're in there!

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If you won't come out here, 
I'll knock the door off its—

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I'm headed to the police.

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What?!

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The charges will be trespassing 
and criminal threats.

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The local prosecutor is an 
absolute nightmare, too!

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Better brace yourselves.

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You lie to us, scam us out of food,

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and now that you're caught, 
you turn to the police?!

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You're an even bigger scumbag than we heard!

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None of the stuff I told you was a lie.

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And you're the one who offered 
to treat me to that meal.

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You have some nerve, you big liar!

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I remember what you said!

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"He was facing a Swordmaster
who wielded a cursed sword!"

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"The smart move would have been 
to surrender his comrade,

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but he didn't do that!"

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"Despite being a rookie adventurer

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with nothing but a cheap short sword, 
he could not betray his friend," you said!

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But when we asked someone else, 
they said the cursed sword user

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was trying to rescue someone he 
cared about who was in a cage,

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and his blade was stolen from him 
with a sneaky Steal, then sold off!

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And what's wrong with that?!

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We had taken a quest to purify a lake,

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and it was my brilliant plan for 
her to do it while inside a cage!

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He then decides I'm a bad guy 
for that and picks a fight,

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demanding I hand my party member over?!

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What the hell should I have done, then?!

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You want me to fight him?

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Me, a rookie with gear 
not worth a damn against

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someone in an advanced class with a 
cursed sword?! You want me to die?!

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I-It's just that...

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Not to mention!

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You guys were moved to tears yesterday!

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I reiterate: none of the 
stuff I told you was a lie!

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Sure, people can interpret stories differently 
and view them with their own biases!

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But you guys were sobbing yesterday,

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and now you have the nerve to make 
me out to be some kinda liar?!

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W-We might've been moved at 
the time, but after sleeping on it,

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we realized it might've been a bad idea 
to take one person's word for it—

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So you're saying that,

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despite all the waterworks, 
deep down you were doubting me all along?!

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I humored you out of the goodness 
of my heart, and this is what I get?!

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I'm traumatized! I'm, like, super traumatized!

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Th-That's not what I meant...

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Apologize! Apologize for doubting me!

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That's right, apologize! 
You apologize for doubting Kazuma-san!

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I might think he's in the wrong about this, 
and I'm not sure why, but apologize!

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While you're at it, 
apologize for your name, too!

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I-I'm sorry?

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Hold it right there!

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Megumi, don't let them get to you!

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G-Good point. I haven't done 
anything I need to apologize for!

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<i>Damn, and I thought getting mad at them 
would be enough to chase them off...</i>

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What in the world is all the commotion?

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And you are?

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My name is Darkness. 
I earn my living as a crusader.

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As a servant of the gods, 
mediating conflicts is one of my duties.

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Tell me what's going on.

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Then you're the knockoff of Rakless!

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Knockoff?!

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Even your introduction as 
a crusader is a copy of hers!

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Unbelievable!

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You're called Darkness, 
like some kind of dark knight,

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and you go around calling 
yourself a crusader?!

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Hang in there, Darkness!

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It's okay! I kinda thought 
your name had a whiff

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of a dark alignment when we first met, too,

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but once you get used 
to it, it's a cool name!

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Nothing to feel bad about, Darkness!

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Tell me, Megumin... What do you think 
about my name? About "Darkness"?

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I think it's cool!

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What's wrong?! Why are you crying?! 
Something about this bothers me!

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<i>What the hell? They bring up her 
name, and she's in shambles...</i>

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Unbelievable.

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While, as a Crimson Demon,

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it is my inclination to accept any 
fight that is picked with me...

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Given the supreme potency of 
my magic, even holding back,

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there is a near-zero chance 
that any of you would survive.

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Your bluff isn't gonna—

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Given that...

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Since we're all adventurers,
why not settle this matter

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in the appropriate fashion?

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If you can earn a grander 
reputation than ours,

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that will prove that it is our 
group who are knockoffs of yours.

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KONOSUBA?

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That was awesome!

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You really are the brains of this group!

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You've come to the realization 
swiftly enough, Kazuma!

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And this is Axel! Our home turf!

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No matter what effort these impostors put in,

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the citizenry of this town has 
been by our side for a long time,

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and it's obvious who they 
will see as impostors!

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And building a reputation?

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When it's all powerful 
winter monsters right now?

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I wonder how long they can survive.

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Y'know, I'm starting to feel 
like we might be the knockoffs.

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Dark... alignment...

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KONO...

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...SUBA...

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Yeah! It's finally done!

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Two Weeks Later

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I was bored, so I put it 
together with my Smith skill!

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A silver arrowhead?

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You're as versatile as ever.

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Let's head over to Wiz's shop!

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You were gonna have me test it 
by shooting her, weren't you?

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I've only got one arrow, anyway.

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When spring rolls around, 
I can use it on a quest!

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Good point! Lazing around is great, 
but I'm starting to get bored.

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I haven't seen you wearing anything but 
pajamas these last two weeks, Aqua.

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And I haven't been out of the house, 
apart from helping with Megumin's routine.

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Let's pop over to the guild for 
a change and really live it up!

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Yeah!

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We're back, guys!

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Let's all get hammered! 
We're not paying for your drinks, though!

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You never fail to impress, Zatou Ozuma-san!

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I've lost count of the number 
of One-Shot Bears you've slain!

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My old man's a farmer, and I reckon 
he'll sleep real easy this winter!

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Let us buy you a round, Ozuma!

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I heard you finished them off 
with your magic, Megumi!

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Rakless-san, you really 
saved my skin back there!

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Whoa, I wasn't expecting this.

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Seems like they've been doing 
a better job than we figured!

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D-Do you think it's too late to change 
the terms of the competition?

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You finally showed up. 
So what do you think, knockoff crew?

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I'd say we're the number one party in town now!

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Sounds like game over to me!

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Buncha nobodies from nowhere...

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Damn it, people! Why are you 
sucking up to these new guys?!

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I'm never treating you again!

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Where do you get off, asshole?!

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Your Aqua keeps mooching off of everyone 
else, so it all comes out even anyway!

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I dunno what this contest of yours is about,

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but if you want us on your 
side, then buy us a drink!

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<i>Home turf, my ass! We can't 
count on these guys at all!</i>

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No matter, young fellow.

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Though we have our issues with you,

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another matter brought us your way.

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The truth is...

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Acure-san!

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Is Acure-san around? He needs Heal cast on him!

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Aqua-san's here!

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Aqua-san, huh?

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Apologize! Apologize for being 
disappointed to see me!

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Let me look at him!

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This is terrible...

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White Wolves must have mauled him.

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I'm sorry, but this...

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White Wolves? 
Those are winter monsters, right?

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Sacred Highness Heal!

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Hey! How could you do that to an injured—

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His wounds!

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See?! Aqua-san can heal the wounded, too!

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Now, apologize! 
Apologize for not appreciating me!

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Okay! Okay already!

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I'll buy you a drink later!

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Acure-san? Did you heal me?

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Did you think it was Acure-san? 
Sorry! You were healed by Aqua-san!

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Damn it all! Gimme my good mood back!

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Why?! Apologize! 
Apologize for being disappointed!

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Hang on. The adventurers in 
this town are pretty cowardly.

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How did White Wolves get you?

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W-Well...

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KONOSUBA!

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Y'know, there's something 
called the "ecosystem."

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White Wolves normally spend the 
winter feuding with One-Shot Bears.

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That's probably been the 
case year after year,

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and the resulting losses kept 
the ecosystem in balance.

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And that's why you were 
holed up in your mansion?

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And then we messed it all up...

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<i>Aw, man. I can't admit I was just 
making up a legit-sounding story.</i>

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It's true that White Wolves don't usually 
come this close to human settlements.

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I can't even make excuses...

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<i>Whoa, knock it off! 
They're on the verge of tears already!</i>

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There they are.

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There are way too many!

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Let's head back to the guild and get 
some adventurer reinforcements!

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You can handle that many, right, Megumin?

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Easily. With force to spare.

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W-Wait! Given their number, 
I should go first.

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No. You may be able to withstand attacks 
from White Wolves, but not Megumin's magic.

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I'll handle it alone.

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Our crusader's real sturdy.

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She withstood hits from 
the Demon King's generals.

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The Demon King's?!

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And if push comes to shove, 
I can revive you with Resurrection!

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Resurr—

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<i>H-Huh? They're staring at me.</i>

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<i>But I can only really use Steal!</i>

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Kazuma.

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Find the leader of the pack.

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R-Right...

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<i>There he is. He's covered in bitches!</i>

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The Clairvoyance skill...

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And silver arrows.

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While we were getting 
carried away, they were...

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I was hoping I wouldn't 
need to use this, though.

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Didn't you say you made that because you were—

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Megumin!

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If I Snipe the boss and the others 
don't go running, you're up!

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Darkness, use Decoy to 
draw the rest of the pack!

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Understood.

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Very well! My Explosion magic 
will render them to cinders!

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Explo—

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A-Are you kidding me? 
She uses Explosion magic?

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Well, I've covered you in support magic!

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Now, have at it!

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Yeah!

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Right!

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I have some of the best Luck in the world!

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Snipe!

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The pack isn't scattering! This is bad!

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Decoy!

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Come and get me!

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I don't care how tough she is!
With that many of them...

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Dance. Dance. Let my soul be made 
manifest on these white fields,

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bringing forth crimson unto the earth!

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Witness the advent of chaos!

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Go!

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Explosion!

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Let me have it!

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We were wrong about you!

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W-Well, as long as you understand.

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Honestly! I earned the name of 
"Axel's Healer" at the guild!

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Now, apologize! 
Apologize for overshadowing me!

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I-I'm sorry...

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All that aside, you went on that 
hunt in order to help this town.

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That fact is something to be proud of.

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An incident of this caliber proves to 
be little challenge for us, mind you!

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All too easy, compared to 
facing Demon King generals.

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You're one hell of a party.

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All those nasty rumors must've been from 
folks who were jealous of you guys.

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I'm really sorry.

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S-Sure.

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We're a fairly famous party, 
despite how it might seem.

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We thought you were impostors 
using our names at first.

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And then we heard something 
we couldn't ignore.

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What's that?

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One of the Demon King's generals, Hans...

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A long time ago, he killed 
a friend of mine.

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I've been traveling all 
this time for revenge.

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<i>I see.</i>

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I wanted to have a word with him about it.

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And there is one other thing...

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Kazuma-san.

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Thank you for avenging my friend.

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I'm grateful. And I wanted you to know.

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<i>Aw, crap. After hearing 
about their motivation,</i>

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<i>these guys are looking way 
more heroic than us...</i>

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Are the rest of you traveling 
for the same reason?

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<i>Oh, yeah! We've got a genuine 
hero in our party, too!</i>

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<i>You might be a pervert masochist, 
but you're a genuine noble!</i>

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No, I...

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I am a survivor of a group of 
knights who defended a territory

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that was wiped out by the Demon King's army.

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I seek to rebuild my house,

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and to avenge my comrades and 
the townsfolk who were slain.

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That is my objective.

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I-I see...

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<i>We're cooked! Their crusader's got a 
way more heroine-y past than ours!</i>

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My grandpa, the one who gave me this 
weird name, was an amazing spell caster.

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I'm trying to follow in his footsteps and—

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I see! I get it! Sounds rough, really!

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<i>I don't wanna hear about how much more 
heroic they are than us! It's depressing!</i>

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Well, we're going to head out of town.

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Sorry for all the trouble.

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Aw, it's fine.

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And if you hear anyone talking smack 
about us out there, correct them, okay?

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You can count on it.

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If we do hear anything like that, 
we'll set 'em straight!

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You wouldn't believe the stuff 
we heard about you guys.

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For instance?

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Well, what I heard was...

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a story of you tying up your partymate 
and dragging them behind a carriage.

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There's no way you'd do that!

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<i>Stop!</i>

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Well, here's what I heard!

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They said you stole the 
underpants of a young girl!

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And then swung them around like a maniac!

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Who would even do that?

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<i>Make it stop!</i>

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Your friends have fared 
no better, I'm afraid.

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Destroying the nature surrounding 
the town for idle amusement...

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Ruining the hot springs of Arcanretia...

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Oh, and there was a time...

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I was accosted with questions like, 
"Are you a masochist, Rakless?"

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And, "Can I verbally abuse you?" 
Absolute madness.

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I beat the fool senseless, but I 
have no idea what he was on about.

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<i>Please, no more!</i>

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But it's okay.

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We have faith... that you all 
wouldn't do anything like that.

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We are so sorry!
