WEBVTT 00:15.870 --> 00:19.050 I'm the guy chasing a convenience-store robber! 00:19.050 --> 00:20.760 The Crawler! 00:24.160 --> 00:26.630 Leave that sort of thing to the police! 00:26.630 --> 00:28.780 Chasing down a motorcycle's dangerous! 00:28.780 --> 00:31.440 But I can't let him escape down a back street! 00:31.440 --> 00:34.570 I'll chase him as far as I can until the police arrive! 00:36.110 --> 00:37.450 Quirk: Longleg 00:40.050 --> 00:40.980 Koichi! 00:42.840 --> 00:43.910 Whoa! 00:44.440 --> 00:45.380 Ow! 00:48.200 --> 00:50.380 You okay, Koichi? 00:50.380 --> 00:51.530 I think so. 00:53.270 --> 00:56.630 You! You're a pretty brave boy. 00:56.820 --> 01:00.480 But leave the dangerous work to the pros. 01:00.480 --> 01:01.350 "Sparkle." 01:01.350 --> 01:03.540 Oh, sure, sorry. 01:03.540 --> 01:05.060 Thank you. 01:05.060 --> 01:07.010 Um, what's your name? 01:07.360 --> 01:10.890 What? You're telling me you don't know who I am? 01:10.890 --> 01:12.230 That can't be! 01:14.550 --> 01:18.130 I'm America's top-ranked hero, 01:18.450 --> 01:22.080 Captain Celebrity! 01:23.610 --> 01:27.510 Here's my autograph. Be sure to learn my name. 01:28.090 --> 01:31.810 Uh, this happens to be an All Might hoodie. 01:31.810 --> 01:34.220 Hey, it's all good. 01:34.220 --> 01:37.090 My signature is worth a lot more. 01:37.090 --> 01:42.380 Well, shouldn't the owner of a thing decide how much it's worth? 01:43.540 --> 01:46.530 Nice joke! You got me with that one. 01:46.730 --> 01:49.840 Besides, I mean, All Might? 01:49.840 --> 01:54.720 If you ask me, that guy is all brawn, no style. 01:54.720 --> 01:55.990 "Sparkle." 01:57.830 --> 01:59.150 All right then, boy. 01:59.620 --> 02:02.000 Don't play hero too much. 03:37.340 --> 03:44.390 professional 03:38.500 --> 03:44.390 a person engaged in a specified activity as a main occupation rather than as a pastime 03:47.750 --> 03:51.350 He's flown to America's rescue time and time again! 03:51.350 --> 03:55.670 The nation's top-ranked hero, a true symbol of American pride! 03:55.670 --> 03:59.810 His name is Captain Celebrity! 04:01.490 --> 04:04.910 With the Quirk of Flight, he soars coast to coast. 04:04.910 --> 04:08.580 From east to west, and back again! 04:08.580 --> 04:12.800 For ten consecutive years, he's ranked among America's top 10 heroes, 04:12.800 --> 04:14.640 patrolling the skies! 04:14.640 --> 04:18.690 The protector of life, dignity, freedom, and equality for all Americans! 04:18.690 --> 04:23.450 His name is... Captain Celebrity! 04:23.090 --> 04:34.560 ARRIVING ON A CHARTER FLIGHT FROM THE US CHRISTOPHER SKYLINE ARRIVES IN JAPAN 04:24.630 --> 04:27.760 Captain Celebrity, also known as Christopher Skyline, 04:26.970 --> 04:34.560 CAPTAIN CELEBRITY BEGINS WORKING IN TOKYO 04:27.760 --> 04:31.230 has announced he's now going to begin working in Tokyo. 04:31.770 --> 04:34.570 This major-league hero is from the USA— the birthplace of heroes. 04:34.570 --> 04:38.510 What kind of stir will his arrival cause in Japan's hero world? 04:36.160 --> 04:39.260 Oh, that's the guy who saved Koichi. 04:39.980 --> 04:47.870 ARRIVING ON A CHARTER FLIGHT FROM THE US CHRISTOPHER SKYLINE ARRIVES IN JAPAN 04:40.770 --> 04:43.450 This footage is from the year before last, 04:43.450 --> 04:45.670 when he saved a passenger liner in distress off the New York coast. 04:45.670 --> 04:47.860 Wow, that's plenty impressive! 04:48.110 --> 04:50.610 He has lots of achievements, but also lots of issues. 04:50.890 --> 04:54.600 They call him Captain "Catastrophe" Celebrity. 04:54.600 --> 04:58.190 He's been through so many lawsuits and scandals. 04:58.530 --> 05:00.620 He must have come to Japan for work 05:00.620 --> 05:02.860 because he can't operate in his home country anymore. 05:02.860 --> 05:06.670 No wonder I got such a nasty vibe from him. 05:07.510 --> 05:10.640 It's rare to hear you badmouth someone. 05:10.640 --> 05:13.350 I have a visceral dislike for people like him. 05:13.590 --> 05:16.940 Well, people are free to choose what they don't like. 05:16.940 --> 05:19.060 But what are you doing over there? 05:19.060 --> 05:22.270 Stain removal. Because someone scribbled on my hoodie. 05:51.180 --> 05:52.120 Run! 05:52.120 --> 05:53.590 It's a giant supervillain! 06:07.070 --> 06:10.120 Villain?! That thing's a monster! 06:15.140 --> 06:17.740 Huh, Gigantification. 06:18.410 --> 06:21.320 The Gigantification Quirk makes for a nice show, 06:21.320 --> 06:23.910 but the bigger you are, the sooner the heroes show up. 06:24.450 --> 06:26.300 And it's easy to figure out who you are. 06:26.300 --> 06:29.310 That's surprisingly useless for my job. 06:30.670 --> 06:34.130 Well, maybe I'll just get myself a sample later. 06:35.180 --> 06:36.720 Good luck. 06:37.710 --> 06:38.760 Everyone! 06:38.760 --> 06:41.680 Right now, the monster's near District One! 06:54.540 --> 06:57.330 Everyone! There's no immediate danger! 06:57.330 --> 06:59.640 Please evacuate calmly! 06:59.640 --> 07:01.020 No! 07:01.290 --> 07:03.920 Masahiko's still at home! 07:03.920 --> 07:04.490 What?! 07:04.490 --> 07:07.450 Hey, boy, what's the situation? 07:07.450 --> 07:09.310 Oh, Captain Celebrity! 07:09.310 --> 07:10.210 Good timing! 07:10.210 --> 07:12.080 It looks like there's a kid who didn't escape! 07:12.080 --> 07:13.450 We've got to hurry and save him! 07:13.920 --> 07:17.120 Would you mind waiting a little first? 07:17.120 --> 07:17.730 Huh?! 07:17.730 --> 07:22.230 The press hasn't gotten set up yet, and my staff's still prepping. 07:22.230 --> 07:23.810 This is no time to care about that stuff! 07:23.810 --> 07:27.190 Also, the police have yet to issue a request, 07:27.190 --> 07:29.970 so I'm under no obligation to deploy. 07:30.780 --> 07:31.920 Never mind! 07:32.290 --> 07:33.230 I'll go myself! 07:33.230 --> 07:34.940 As you wish. 07:34.940 --> 07:36.830 C.C., C.C... 07:36.830 --> 07:38.160 Captain Celebrity. 07:38.160 --> 07:41.170 Oh, there it is. C.C. here. 07:41.170 --> 07:44.460 We accepted a dispatch request from the Naruhata Police Station. 07:44.460 --> 07:46.800 Also, we're linked up with the press. 07:46.800 --> 07:48.750 You can team up with local heroes, 07:48.750 --> 07:52.920 and staff on the ground have identified those in need of rescue. 07:53.270 --> 07:57.010 I'm ready here too. Just give the word. 07:57.010 --> 07:58.960 C.C. On your mark. 07:59.570 --> 08:00.650 Get set. 08:00.890 --> 08:01.660 Go! 08:05.040 --> 08:07.070 It's showtime! 08:09.840 --> 08:13.770 C.C.! He's so cool! 08:13.970 --> 08:17.930 C.C.! He's so cute! 08:18.150 --> 08:22.170 C.C.! He's so complete! 08:22.740 --> 08:24.360 C.C.! 08:25.030 --> 08:26.040 C.C.! 08:26.040 --> 08:27.760 He's... 08:28.420 --> 08:32.680 Captain Celebrity! 08:33.180 --> 08:35.620 Hey! Masahiko! 08:35.950 --> 08:37.350 Masahiko! 08:41.080 --> 08:42.850 Masahiko! 08:48.190 --> 08:49.820 Masahiko's... 08:50.520 --> 08:51.990 a dog! 08:50.520 --> 08:52.480 Masahiko 08:52.990 --> 08:55.900 W-Well, dog or not, life is precious! 08:57.450 --> 08:58.510 There. 08:58.510 --> 09:00.690 Now, let's get out of here, Masahiko! 09:01.530 --> 09:04.200 Time for the big finish! 09:04.200 --> 09:06.740 The giant supervillain is on the ropes, 09:06.740 --> 09:10.200 and the Captain delivers the finishing blow! 09:26.450 --> 09:30.280 Oh! The Captain has rescued someone from under the fallen villain! 09:30.280 --> 09:32.520 Looks like a boy who didn't get away in time! 09:33.200 --> 09:35.150 Swift and reliable! 09:35.150 --> 09:36.870 And truly magnificent! 09:36.870 --> 09:44.000 He even looks after his fans, as he gives the boy he rescued his autograph! 09:44.330 --> 09:47.900 That's how an all-American hero gets the job done! 09:47.900 --> 09:48.800 "Sparkle." 09:48.800 --> 09:54.000 That's Captain Celebrity! 09:56.220 --> 10:01.020 I heard while the Captain was fighting, his team saved about a hundred people in all. 10:01.280 --> 10:04.580 And I was one of those hundred. 10:04.580 --> 10:07.170 Well, yeah, that's true. 10:07.170 --> 10:09.640 But it looks like nobody was seriously injured, 10:09.640 --> 10:11.770 so it all worked out in the end. 10:11.770 --> 10:13.010 Masahiko! 10:16.630 --> 10:20.070 Thank you for saving Masahiko, The Cruller! 10:21.140 --> 10:25.300 Pets aren't typically something we deal with. 10:25.300 --> 10:28.740 You get the credit for saving that little dog, boy. 10:29.030 --> 10:31.960 You're not too bad at this. 10:31.960 --> 10:33.920 Oh, thanks. 10:33.920 --> 10:37.290 By the way, there's one thing you could do for me. 10:37.660 --> 10:41.840 Could you stop darting around underfoot in that lame outfit? 10:41.840 --> 10:47.800 If that weird hoodie shows up on TV, it makes the entire scene look lame. 10:48.040 --> 10:52.720 I mean, hey, video of me on the job is part of my image. 10:52.990 --> 10:55.230 That's all I wanted to say. 10:57.460 --> 10:59.920 I really don't like that guy. 11:00.990 --> 11:03.990 DANGER 11:02.030 --> 11:03.990 NO UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY 11:14.050 --> 11:15.550 Looks like it'll collapse. 11:15.550 --> 11:19.300 That monster mess earlier left it in bad shape. 11:19.300 --> 11:21.290 Did everyone inside get out? 11:21.290 --> 11:23.630 I heard they still don't know for sure. 11:24.040 --> 11:25.470 There go more cracks! 11:25.470 --> 11:26.470 Look out! 11:30.440 --> 11:34.750 I'm the guy saving people from a building about to collapse! 11:35.720 --> 11:38.150 The Crawler! 11:40.220 --> 11:42.860 A lady and a sumo wrestler, both with injured legs! 11:44.210 --> 11:47.500 Oh man, I can't carry them both at the same time! 11:48.530 --> 11:49.450 Boy. 11:49.450 --> 11:51.000 Captain Celebrity! 11:51.000 --> 11:54.140 Looks like we're going to have to work together on this one. 11:57.300 --> 11:58.400 Here they come! 12:05.070 --> 12:09.170 Uh, wouldn't we usually do this the reverse way? 12:09.170 --> 12:10.940 No, this way looks better. 12:11.210 --> 12:14.780 I mean, I'm not into carrying dudes around. 12:16.140 --> 12:19.500 It's not a question of what you're into! 12:19.500 --> 12:20.600 Thanks, big time. 12:23.810 --> 12:25.060 Woop! 12:26.290 --> 12:28.250 Rescue complete! 12:29.950 --> 12:33.140 Members of the press, get some pictures! 12:33.140 --> 12:36.010 There he goes, hogging the glory again. 12:36.010 --> 12:37.420 Thanks, big time. 12:37.750 --> 12:38.790 Koichi. 12:38.790 --> 12:40.180 Thanks, big time. 12:41.210 --> 12:46.130 Next on the agenda, demolishing this dangerous building! 12:46.130 --> 12:47.870 Might as well make it fun! 12:49.290 --> 12:50.010 Huh? 12:50.010 --> 12:52.010 Go! Go! C.C.! 12:52.990 --> 12:55.140 Let's go! C.C.! 12:55.990 --> 12:58.080 Go! Go! C.C.! 12:59.020 --> 13:00.650 Woo! C.C.! 13:01.970 --> 13:03.020 Yeah! 13:03.020 --> 13:04.070 Yay! 13:09.010 --> 13:10.120 Whoo! 13:10.120 --> 13:12.450 Now he has cheerleaders. 13:12.450 --> 13:15.110 Maybe this is how they do things in the US? 13:14.660 --> 13:15.980 Go! Go! 13:15.110 --> 13:18.820 Well, half the heroes in Japan are like entertainers too. 13:17.760 --> 13:18.820 Go! Go! 13:18.820 --> 13:22.080 What's the harm in punching up his hero appearances? 13:20.780 --> 13:22.080 Go! Go! 13:23.460 --> 13:25.760 This could give me ideas for my shows. 13:26.230 --> 13:28.130 Whoo! C.C.! 13:28.680 --> 13:33.860 But this sort of thing seems, I don't know. A bit shallow? Inappropriate? 13:34.720 --> 13:36.400 And it's so flashy that I'm jealous. 13:36.830 --> 13:38.820 The truth comes out. 13:39.530 --> 13:43.640 The demolition finished safely! Good work, everyone! 13:43.640 --> 13:44.820 That voice... 13:45.070 --> 13:46.330 Makoto! 13:46.330 --> 13:49.090 Each squad, do a head count and prepare to pull out. 13:49.090 --> 13:50.020 Okay. 13:49.090 --> 13:50.020 Yah! 13:50.300 --> 13:54.680 I don't think I like Makoto cheering for that jerk. 13:55.870 --> 13:58.150 Hmph. When you look closely, those outfits are indecent. 13:58.150 --> 14:00.850 Prancing around in miniskirts like fools! 14:02.380 --> 14:04.920 This is for show, so it's okay! 14:04.920 --> 14:07.380 Aren't their outfits for show, too? 14:08.430 --> 14:10.800 Oh! The Cruller and Pop☆Step! 14:10.800 --> 14:12.010 Interview time! 14:12.010 --> 14:14.490 Hey! Can I have a moment of your time?! 14:14.490 --> 14:15.770 Great, she's spotted us! 14:17.740 --> 14:19.970 How's it going, Makoto? 14:19.970 --> 14:21.720 Oh. Hi, boss. 14:22.020 --> 14:25.200 Please, call me Chris. 14:25.400 --> 14:29.760 They're saying you're quite the outstanding leader. 14:30.360 --> 14:31.940 I'm just a taskmaster. 14:31.940 --> 14:33.900 Oh, no need for modesty! 14:33.900 --> 14:35.940 You're a big help to me, too. 14:35.940 --> 14:40.960 I'd like you and I to talk more intimately about your future with the agency. 14:41.230 --> 14:46.170 In other words, I think you and I need to get to know each other better. 14:46.170 --> 14:46.930 I'd be honored. 14:47.370 --> 14:49.770 Let's have lunch together soon. 14:49.770 --> 14:51.300 I'll make a reservation somewhere. 14:52.120 --> 14:56.280 Why not make it a top-floor restaurant with a view? 14:56.280 --> 14:58.020 Oh, that'd be lovely. 14:58.020 --> 15:02.050 He's touching her shoulder! What a creep! 15:02.490 --> 15:06.850 I see that Casanova's up to his old tricks again. 15:07.420 --> 15:08.500 Master. 15:10.790 --> 15:16.030 Captain "Catastrophe" Celebrity, also known as The Soaring Stallion. 15:16.870 --> 15:20.740 Nearly all his lawsuits have had to do with women. 15:20.990 --> 15:25.370 The biggest one being his estranged wife's demand for damages. 15:25.950 --> 15:28.990 Even being stripped of all he owns hasn't taught him his lesson. 15:29.380 --> 15:34.510 I guess now that his wife can't keep an eye on him, he's jumped right back in. 15:34.840 --> 15:37.800 In any case, there's room for introspection. 15:38.720 --> 15:42.690 A few days later 15:45.320 --> 15:50.510 I can't just stand by and let Makoto fall prey to that guy! 15:50.510 --> 15:52.850 As a matter of fact, you could just stand by. 15:52.850 --> 15:54.280 Oh, hey, boy. 15:54.280 --> 15:57.990 What's the big idea, shadowing one of the girls from my agency? 15:58.410 --> 15:59.190 Huh? 15:59.190 --> 16:01.370 Koichi! What's up? 16:01.370 --> 16:04.590 Oh, well, I happened to spot you. 16:04.590 --> 16:06.200 Just wondered what you were doing. 16:07.000 --> 16:09.360 He's an underclassmen at my college. 16:09.360 --> 16:11.960 Oh yeah? You're a student? 16:11.960 --> 16:15.310 That's right! J-Just an ordinary college student. 16:15.310 --> 16:18.170 Makoto's about to go out on a date with me. 16:18.170 --> 16:20.020 It's a business meeting. 16:20.350 --> 16:22.170 Let's be on our way! 16:22.170 --> 16:23.230 Whoa! 16:24.140 --> 16:26.060 Damn it! 16:31.550 --> 16:32.650 Uh-oh. 16:33.190 --> 16:36.120 Police on the scene. Another villain? 16:33.240 --> 16:36.120 There's a bank robbery in progress nearby. 16:36.120 --> 16:38.410 That doesn't matter at all. 16:39.080 --> 16:42.540 What matters now is the time I'm spending with you. 16:44.330 --> 16:46.490 Oh, now I'm getting a call. 16:46.490 --> 16:47.990 Just reject it. 16:48.700 --> 16:51.970 In fact, I'd like to carry you through the skies, 16:52.400 --> 16:56.060 and take you to an even more wonderful place. 16:56.060 --> 16:57.290 Hi, Pamela! 16:57.920 --> 17:01.060 Yeah, I'm having lunch with Chris right now. 17:01.060 --> 17:04.460 Wait... You're not talking to...? 17:04.460 --> 17:06.390 Yup, your wife. 17:06.390 --> 17:09.140 Why are you talking to my wife?! 17:09.510 --> 17:11.530 We met online last week. 17:11.530 --> 17:16.030 She's been asking for my advice as a friend. 17:16.430 --> 17:19.840 She said, "If he's still messing around abroad, he hasn't learned his lesson. 17:19.840 --> 17:24.460 I'll use it as evidence in the lawsuit." 17:25.030 --> 17:28.230 By the way, she wants to know what "carry you through the skies" is all about. 17:28.230 --> 17:29.470 P-Pardon me! 17:29.470 --> 17:33.030 I think maybe I'll go deal with that robbery! 17:35.820 --> 17:38.340 Bring me a getaway car! 17:38.340 --> 17:41.260 Something eco-friendly and good for the environment! 17:42.180 --> 17:44.980 Cloudy Sky Bank 17:42.500 --> 17:44.970 The barricaded suspect has discharged his weapon! 17:44.970 --> 17:47.970 It's dangerous, so step back! Step back! 17:47.970 --> 17:51.150 I'm only here to shop. Now another incident? 17:51.150 --> 17:54.720 Darn, I left my All Might hoodie at home. 17:54.720 --> 17:58.180 The police are already here. There's nothing for us to do. 17:58.180 --> 18:00.470 What difference would the hoodie make, anyway? 18:00.470 --> 18:01.480 Here he comes! 18:01.750 --> 18:03.700 It's Captain Celebrity! 18:07.710 --> 18:14.170 Cloudy Sky Bank 18:09.060 --> 18:10.710 Stay back, hero! 18:10.710 --> 18:12.570 I've got hosta— 18:17.300 --> 18:18.470 Chris! 18:18.470 --> 18:19.350 C.C.! 18:19.560 --> 18:20.880 Sorry! 18:20.880 --> 18:24.020 Sorry, no girls right now. 18:27.710 --> 18:28.470 Oh! 18:28.730 --> 18:30.630 Boy, I'm glad you're here! 18:30.630 --> 18:32.250 Could you come with me?! 18:32.250 --> 18:33.600 Huh? Me? 18:35.260 --> 18:36.550 Koichi! 18:39.970 --> 18:42.650 Honey, did you see the photos I sent? 18:42.650 --> 18:45.120 There may have been a little misunderstanding, 18:45.120 --> 18:47.980 but that totally normal stuff I do is for the fans. 18:47.980 --> 18:51.160 I think these look kind of forced, though. 18:51.470 --> 18:56.080 It's not like hanging around with guys is part of his image. 18:56.080 --> 18:58.670 Shoring up support with the male demographic... 18:58.670 --> 19:01.180 Doing away with his scandalous image... 19:01.180 --> 19:03.440 A new start in Japan... 19:03.960 --> 19:05.020 That's it! 19:05.020 --> 19:07.740 Boss! Now's your chance for a rebranding! 19:08.880 --> 19:09.790 What? 19:11.190 --> 19:15.740 Captain Celebrity has long been known as a playboy hero, 19:15.740 --> 19:19.490 but it seems he's using his stint in Japan to change his corporate image. 19:20.740 --> 19:21.970 That's right! 19:20.740 --> 19:36.880 A POLICY SHIFT FOR CELEBRITY!? NO MORE MESSING AROUND! THIS'S WHAT TRUE STRENGTH IS ABOUT! 19:22.690 --> 19:23.980 That's the way, Chris! 19:24.940 --> 19:26.650 That's right, Chris! 19:27.210 --> 19:29.220 Fly, fly! 19:29.220 --> 19:30.680 Fly, Chris! 19:30.960 --> 19:36.880 A man's man Yankee spirit 19:31.250 --> 19:32.940 That's right, Chris! 19:35.540 --> 19:36.880 That's right, Chris! 19:37.280 --> 19:41.120 Look up at the sky (hell yeah!) 19:41.470 --> 19:45.300 Keep your feet on the ground (hell yeah!) 19:41.810 --> 19:45.300 Woof, what happened with this guy? 19:45.300 --> 19:47.180 Did someone misunderstand the term "yankee"? 19:45.850 --> 19:49.620 Up in the noble sky (hell yeah!) 19:47.180 --> 19:48.460 Who knows? 19:48.460 --> 19:53.660 Well, foreign celebs do often come over here and end up getting weird. 19:50.060 --> 19:54.210 Fly ever higher, that's right! 19:50.060 --> 19:56.980 A POLICY SHIFT FOR CELEBRITY!? NO MORE MESSING AROUND! THIS'S WHAT TRUE STRENGTH IS ABOUT! 19:54.760 --> 19:56.810 That's the way, Chris! 21:27.070 --> 21:30.490 A few days later 21:27.760 --> 21:30.230 Oh, hey, Dad. Why the sudden call? 21:30.230 --> 21:33.530 Sorry, Koichi. See, your mother is... 21:33.530 --> 21:36.630 Huh?! Mom's coming here to Tokyo?! 21:36.840 --> 21:39.290 She's going to a class reunion and staying over at my place? 21:39.290 --> 21:40.800 What?! She's already on the train?! 21:40.800 --> 21:43.280 Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! 21:43.280 --> 21:45.110 Why're you freaking out? 21:45.110 --> 21:47.600 My mother is unbelievably strict! 21:47.600 --> 21:49.230 She'll get mad if this place isn't just right! 21:49.230 --> 21:52.390 "Get mad"? You're not a child. 21:52.590 --> 21:54.850 You don't know my mother! 21:55.160 --> 21:58.920 She was always really opposed to me coming to Tokyo. 21:58.920 --> 22:00.920 "A pushover like you, in Tokyo? 22:00.920 --> 22:04.290 You'll get tricked by scoundrels and dragged into some kind of crime." 22:04.780 --> 22:06.760 That's what she said to me. 22:06.760 --> 22:08.870 She was right, too. 22:08.870 --> 22:12.560 That's why, if she thinks anything's wrong, 22:12.560 --> 22:15.130 she'll make me drop out of school and go back out to the country. 22:15.130 --> 22:15.880 Maybe. 22:15.880 --> 22:16.550 Huh? 22:16.550 --> 22:19.170 She and I have been catching up over the phone, though. 22:19.580 --> 22:22.410 Let's see, what did I tell her? 22:22.410 --> 22:23.970 "School's going fine." 22:23.970 --> 22:25.910 "They value the job I do at work." 22:25.910 --> 22:27.930 "I'm leading a fulfilling life." 22:27.930 --> 22:31.420 What's so bad about that? It's more or less true. 22:31.420 --> 22:33.350 "And I have a wonderful girlfriend." 22:34.970 --> 22:40.760 My mother can't tolerate lying, but what do I do if she wants to meet her? 22:40.760 --> 22:42.390 D-Don't look at me! 22:42.390 --> 22:44.560 Why'd you tell such a stupid lie? 22:44.560 --> 22:48.380 I think I must have gotten carried away. 22:48.380 --> 22:50.260 This is the dumbest thing ever! 22:50.260 --> 22:51.700 I'm leaving! 23:01.590 --> 23:03.260 I'm here, Koichi! 23:03.560 --> 23:04.650 Hi, Mom! 23:04.650 --> 23:06.000 Long time no see. 23:09.430 --> 23:11.140 For guests 23:13.350 --> 23:16.270 Well, well. Looks like you're living properly. 23:16.270 --> 23:17.080 Yes, ma'am. 23:18.350 --> 23:21.500 Next, show me your girlfriend. 23:21.500 --> 23:23.980 That sure didn't take long! 23:25.440 --> 23:28.380 Oh no! Mom's coming over! 23:28.380 --> 23:32.100 If I don't convince her I'm living a fulfilling Tokyo college life, 23:32.100 --> 23:34.830 she'll force me to go back out to the country! 23:34.830 --> 23:36.580 Next time, "Mom Descends!" 23:36.580 --> 23:39.700 Huh? Introduce you to my girlfriend? You can't be serious!