WEBVTT 00:07.380 --> 00:09.130 As a promise exchanged by their parents, 00:09.130 --> 00:15.970 the witch Nico and the ogre Morihito had to suddenly begin living together. 00:16.140 --> 00:19.260 The high school life she was looking forward to has been enriching, 00:19.260 --> 00:22.520 and in the midst of her feelings toward Morihito on the rise, 00:22.520 --> 00:25.190 the tengu Kanshi also begins living with them. 00:26.690 --> 00:28.900 Thanks to Kanshi's high communication skills, 00:29.060 --> 00:33.690 the witch and her familiars' daily lives continue to become livelier than ever. 00:37.570 --> 00:39.280 Absolutely not! 00:39.450 --> 00:42.910 Please, I beg of you, Governor! 00:43.250 --> 00:46.500 You just have to wait one month until I can pay my living expenses! 00:46.500 --> 00:47.790 No! I refuse! 00:48.000 --> 00:50.960 It's your fault for always blowing away your allowance on useless things! 00:50.960 --> 00:52.590 Just pay with your body! 00:52.800 --> 00:53.670 What? 00:55.590 --> 01:01.470 AKEBONO PARK NOW HIRING PERFORMERS YOU CAN BE A FIGHTER IN A HERO SHOW! 00:55.880 --> 00:59.350 They're hiring at Akebono Park for their hero show. 00:59.850 --> 01:01.470 Now go work that body! 01:02.600 --> 01:06.690 I hate part-time jobs! I don't wanna work! 01:06.690 --> 01:08.650 It's all troublesome and not fun at all, 01:08.650 --> 01:12.150 plus I feel myself becoming an adult and it makes me sad! 01:12.150 --> 01:14.320 No! It's sad! 01:14.320 --> 01:16.860 Kanshi has the potential to become a Super Neet. 02:48.580 --> 02:53.330 KANSHI'S PART-TIME JOB DIARIES ~THE SUPERHERO SHOW~ 02:58.260 --> 03:01.930 Your acrobatic skills are definitely top notch. You pass. 03:03.680 --> 03:06.260 I'm not even using half of my skills yet. 03:06.260 --> 03:09.480 Yeah, you might even be fit for that role. 03:10.390 --> 03:14.020 We originally had you come in to try out for one of the fighter roles. 03:14.020 --> 03:17.820 But our actor for the hero suddenly got injured, and can't play his role anymore. 03:19.150 --> 03:20.570 I'd like to ask you... 03:21.530 --> 03:23.570 to play the hero! 03:23.570 --> 03:25.200 Are you serious? 03:27.790 --> 03:31.790 Oh, nice! You're looking good, Otto-man! 03:31.790 --> 03:35.330 He's called Otto-man? I've never heard of him. 03:35.330 --> 03:37.550 You've never heard of Otto-man? 03:37.550 --> 03:40.710 It's quite a famous hero TV show that's popular among moms and kids. 03:37.550 --> 03:42.010 MARRIED MAN OTTO-MAN 03:40.710 --> 03:42.630 But not the dads? 03:43.880 --> 03:46.430 All right, let's get to rehearsing! 03:46.430 --> 03:49.470 We don't have that much time, so just memorize the flow of things! 03:49.470 --> 03:51.350 Then we hit the stage in two hours! 03:51.350 --> 03:52.480 Yessir. 03:52.480 --> 03:54.770 My first job is pretty hard. 03:54.770 --> 03:57.230 Let's start with the first scene, which is before he transforms. 03:57.610 --> 04:00.190 You come in when he transforms, so just stand back and watch. 04:00.190 --> 04:01.570 All right. 04:01.570 --> 04:04.570 Let's start from the top, all in one go. Action! 04:10.580 --> 04:15.290 Otto-man, or rather, Yuichiro Sugata, wakes up at 7am every morning. 04:16.460 --> 04:17.880 Oh, good morning. 04:31.350 --> 04:35.520 A high pressure front will bring sunny skies to the Tokai and Kanto regions. 04:35.520 --> 04:38.940 However, the temperature seems to be dropping for Western Japan. 04:38.940 --> 04:43.240 Kyushu will start to see some rain early in the morning. And in... 04:40.860 --> 04:43.240 He doesn't really talk to his wife. 04:43.240 --> 04:45.860 What the hell is this? What am I watching right now? 04:45.860 --> 04:47.620 Hey, don't interrupt! 04:47.620 --> 04:50.030 This isn't something you'd show at an amusement park! 04:50.030 --> 04:52.200 You obviously have to start with the daily life! 04:52.200 --> 04:54.910 You definitely don't need the awkward morning scene with the wife! 04:54.910 --> 04:56.290 This is what's important! 04:56.620 --> 04:59.000 You're new here, so stop commenting on the scene! 04:59.000 --> 05:00.590 Okay, next! Commuting scene! 05:00.590 --> 05:02.550 This is the most boring hero show ever! 05:03.840 --> 05:08.510 Since Otto-man wanted to sit down on a seat, he let one train go by. 05:08.510 --> 05:10.180 Do we really need this scene? 05:13.060 --> 05:14.680 So he couldn't sit after all? 05:15.520 --> 05:18.770 At his temporary relocation, Otto-man became friends with a lady coworker, 05:18.770 --> 05:21.230 Hanaoka, who invites him out to lunch. 05:21.230 --> 05:23.150 When's the monster gonna come out? 05:23.440 --> 05:27.070 I'm sorry I had to decline your offer, after you kindly invited me. 05:27.450 --> 05:28.990 But, why me? 05:28.990 --> 05:30.820 Oh, there you go again. 05:31.200 --> 05:35.750 "Why me, why me?" You always say that. 05:36.290 --> 05:39.920 I know so many good parts about you, Mr. Sugata. 05:40.210 --> 05:44.380 It's only been a short time, but I've always been watching you. 05:45.840 --> 05:48.340 Damn it, I think I'm getting invested in this! 05:48.630 --> 05:52.680 I'm sorry, Mr. Sugata, I know you're married and everything. 05:52.680 --> 05:56.600 But your short term here with us is almost over, so I wanted to be brave. 05:57.520 --> 06:00.190 This isn't fair at all, is it? 06:00.190 --> 06:02.980 Man, who cares about the monsters, what's gonna happen? 06:04.440 --> 06:06.990 I'm not sure how to answer. 06:06.990 --> 06:09.990 What's up with him? You gotta be brave too, Otto-man! 06:10.360 --> 06:12.410 You're always dodging me, aren't you? 06:12.410 --> 06:14.700 Yeah, you tell him, Ms. Hanaoka! 06:14.700 --> 06:15.700 Mr. Sugata. 06:16.250 --> 06:17.410 No... 06:17.580 --> 06:18.540 Otto-man! 06:18.540 --> 06:19.670 Wait, what?! 06:19.670 --> 06:23.170 Are you serious? It was Ms. Hanaoka all along? 06:23.170 --> 06:25.590 This time I'll meta-meta mess you up! 06:25.590 --> 06:27.420 There you are, you black company! 06:27.420 --> 06:29.550 You sure switched into fighting mode fast! 06:29.720 --> 06:30.930 You're up! 06:31.050 --> 06:34.010 You're Otto-man! Get out there and fight! 06:34.010 --> 06:36.310 I'm gonna go crazy! 06:37.060 --> 06:40.770 Working Man's Kick! 06:40.770 --> 06:43.190 Cut! 06:43.520 --> 06:45.610 Metaboli can't move around much because of his size, 06:45.610 --> 06:47.480 so he's a villain who just gives orders! 06:47.480 --> 06:50.530 You're supposed to fight these strestlers over here! 06:50.950 --> 06:52.200 Got it. 06:58.540 --> 07:01.920 At least the new guy can move around really well. 07:02.370 --> 07:05.290 Okay, once you defeat them, get back to work! 07:05.290 --> 07:06.800 Lunch time is almost over! 07:06.800 --> 07:08.420 You have to be that realistic? 07:09.550 --> 07:11.720 And then, since he was late returning from lunch, 07:11.720 --> 07:14.890 Otto-man received a stern lecture from his manager for about an hour. 07:14.890 --> 07:16.930 That's just way too sad. 07:19.270 --> 07:20.560 I'm home. 07:21.770 --> 07:25.560 Oh, you bought some wine? Is there a special occasion? 07:26.400 --> 07:29.030 Yes, it's our wedding anniversary. 07:33.110 --> 07:35.320 The scenes at the house are so depressing. 07:35.910 --> 07:38.660 What? Did you forget? 07:38.660 --> 07:40.700 I-I'm so sorry. 07:41.040 --> 07:45.710 It looks like we'll have to do that thing again then, won't we? 07:47.500 --> 07:48.380 Okay. 07:52.130 --> 07:57.300 And so, Otto-man once again becomes his wife's ottoman! 07:57.300 --> 08:01.390 Ugh, your back is just the best for my feet. 08:02.020 --> 08:04.190 Otto-man, what are you doing, my man?! 08:04.190 --> 08:05.560 And, signature line! 08:05.560 --> 08:08.190 I! Am! Otto-man! Yeah! 08:08.190 --> 08:10.030 God damn it! 08:10.030 --> 08:12.320 You're so noisy about everything! 08:12.320 --> 08:14.990 By day, he's Otto-man, and by night, he's an ottoman! 08:14.990 --> 08:17.200 I know why this isn't popular among the dads! 08:17.200 --> 08:19.120 It's fine as long as the kids like it! 08:19.120 --> 08:21.500 You can't let children see this! 08:21.500 --> 08:25.120 Whatever, just don't disrupt the performance on the stage. 08:25.120 --> 08:28.630 Follow the script, or you won't get paid! 08:29.210 --> 08:31.340 The real world sure is tough. 08:31.340 --> 08:33.670 Okay, everyone take a break until the show starts. 08:46.100 --> 08:48.110 Are you the person who plays Metaboli? 08:48.980 --> 08:50.650 Your foot's injured. 08:51.030 --> 08:54.860 Yeah, I'm Hironaka, the guy who used to play Otto-man. 08:55.150 --> 08:57.030 Sorry for causing you trouble. 08:57.820 --> 09:00.240 I sprained my ankle during rehearsal. 09:00.240 --> 09:02.910 I couldn't do stunts anymore, so they switched me around. 09:03.410 --> 09:06.790 And my son was so excited because it was my first hero role, too. 09:07.460 --> 09:10.090 I really let him down. 09:11.000 --> 09:15.170 I'm sorry to hear that. Is your son here today? 09:15.550 --> 09:18.300 Yeah, he'd already bought a ticket. 09:18.800 --> 09:23.350 So I'll have to do my best when playing as Metaboli. 09:26.390 --> 09:29.480 It's tough when your parent has to break a promise. 09:29.730 --> 09:32.110 It feels like you saw a weak part of them. 09:32.650 --> 09:36.950 Especially for my dad. I want him to be this unwavering, strong presence. 09:40.870 --> 09:43.870 Mr. Hironaka, can you contact your son? 09:43.870 --> 09:44.830 What? 09:46.250 --> 09:48.670 Tell him, "I! Am! Otto-man!" 09:59.010 --> 10:00.590 And then, it was showtime. 10:01.550 --> 10:02.640 That's kinda weird. 10:02.640 --> 10:05.430 How dare you do this to me! 10:05.430 --> 10:07.980 I'm gonna meta-meta mess you up so fast! 10:08.310 --> 10:10.150 Something feels off. 10:10.150 --> 10:11.690 This wasn't in the script! 10:11.690 --> 10:14.780 Try to punch me, you super-masochist foot rest! I'll take you out in no time! 10:14.780 --> 10:16.990 Metaboli isn't that spirited! 10:17.190 --> 10:19.570 That monster is Kan, right? 10:19.570 --> 10:22.030 But he told us he'd be playing the hero. 10:22.030 --> 10:23.490 Maybe something came up. 10:23.910 --> 10:26.120 Uh, hey, Kanshi. What am I supposed to do? 10:26.120 --> 10:27.160 Come at me! 10:27.160 --> 10:28.410 But my ankle... 10:28.410 --> 10:30.250 Whatever you can manage is fine! 10:30.710 --> 10:33.540 A son's first hero is his father. 10:33.540 --> 10:35.880 You have to show him your strength! 10:42.850 --> 10:43.890 Cushion kick. 10:51.810 --> 10:53.480 What?! 10:55.610 --> 10:57.230 Otto-man's strong! 10:57.570 --> 10:58.990 K-Kanshi, are you okay? 10:58.990 --> 11:02.780 What the hell's up with this guy? He's way stronger than I thought. I'm scared! 11:02.780 --> 11:06.240 I'll get you, you little brat! Come at me, Otto-man! 11:06.660 --> 11:07.750 Cushion punch. 11:06.830 --> 11:07.750 BOOP 11:09.210 --> 11:10.250 And on today's show, 11:10.710 --> 11:14.500 the super-strong Otto-man defeated the monster with flashy action! 11:14.750 --> 11:17.250 It was said to be the most successful show yet. 11:17.250 --> 11:19.130 This feels too good! 11:24.050 --> 11:26.350 Switching roles and ignoring the script! 11:26.350 --> 11:28.560 How could you do such a thing? 11:28.720 --> 11:30.640 No paychecks for the both of you! 11:31.770 --> 11:34.560 From today's work shift, Kanshi Kazamatsuri made... 11:35.060 --> 11:36.230 zero yen. 11:37.530 --> 11:39.940 I don't think I'm cut out for part-time work. 11:42.030 --> 11:45.950 But I think your personality would be great in a work environment. 11:46.450 --> 11:49.910 I think it'll be a good idea to keep trying different kinds of jobs. 11:49.910 --> 11:51.000 What? 11:51.000 --> 11:52.960 I'll wait for this month's living expenses. 11:53.080 --> 11:56.670 Really? Hey, what's gotten into you all of a sudden? So nice! 11:56.670 --> 11:59.170 Moi is actually a nice person, Kan. 11:59.340 --> 12:02.300 Hey, after a month passes, you'll just be paying two month's worth. 12:02.590 --> 12:04.720 If you can't pay up, you'll get punished. 12:04.930 --> 12:08.600 I know, I get it! I promise I won't waste any more money! 12:11.180 --> 12:12.640 Isn't that nice? 12:15.560 --> 12:18.070 I! Am! Otto-man! Yeah! 12:22.700 --> 12:24.070 One month later... 12:41.510 --> 12:47.010 WAITING 30 MINUTES UNTIL THE INSTANT NOODLES ARE DONE. "MY CELL PHONE IS SO SLOW, TOO." 12:47.550 --> 12:53.390 KANSHI'S PART-TIME JOB DIARIES ~THE SIDE JOB~ 13:21.880 --> 13:22.920 My side job... 13:23.670 --> 13:25.970 is going to make my brain melt. 13:26.880 --> 13:29.180 I can't do this anymore! 13:29.180 --> 13:33.100 I picked up a side job of packing screws to make some money, but I hate it! 13:33.100 --> 13:34.680 I want to quit! 13:34.930 --> 13:39.020 I haven't even gone through one box, and I'm already sick of looking at screws. 13:39.020 --> 13:43.070 But I need to make money during break time or I won't be able to pay the living expenses. 13:43.190 --> 13:47.200 I really don't want to be Otto-man anymore! 13:47.780 --> 13:49.950 A spell that makes you move faster? 13:50.160 --> 13:51.530 Please, Nico. 13:51.530 --> 13:53.160 There is one, but why do you need it? 13:53.160 --> 13:56.910 Your movements are already so fidgety that you're restless. 13:56.910 --> 13:58.080 That's kinda rude. 13:58.080 --> 13:59.960 I'm not progressing with my side job. 13:59.960 --> 14:01.590 I thought about working while watching a movie, 14:01.590 --> 14:04.170 but from the start of the movie to the end, I'm still holding the same screw. 14:04.170 --> 14:06.590 - Isn't that weird? - That's because you're watching the movie. 14:06.760 --> 14:08.550 And I took on a large quantity, too. 14:08.550 --> 14:11.720 My room is packed with boxes and I'll never finish! 14:12.430 --> 14:15.470 I can speed you up to 1.5 times faster all the way to 10 times faster. 14:15.470 --> 14:18.480 The faster the better. I'll take the maximum speed, please! 14:18.480 --> 14:20.400 It comes with a lot of warnings, though. 14:20.400 --> 14:23.270 If you just tell me what they are, I'll be careful. 14:23.270 --> 14:26.490 I feel like I'm watching an old man buy an appliance that he doesn't know much about. 14:26.650 --> 14:28.570 Okay, here are the warnings. 14:28.570 --> 14:30.740 One. This spell cannot be dispelled at any point. 14:30.740 --> 14:33.200 The effect will wear off automatically in three days' time. 14:33.200 --> 14:36.080 That's great. I can concentrate on my side job. 14:36.080 --> 14:39.620 Two. While under this spell, you cannot attack anything. 14:39.960 --> 14:43.880 What an absurd thing to say. I'm just gonna be putting screws in bags. 14:43.880 --> 14:47.510 Three. You might have a mental breakdown for the 10 times faster option. 14:47.510 --> 14:49.510 What does that even mean? 14:49.630 --> 14:53.640 That's just complaints from normies who can't handle speed, right? 14:53.640 --> 14:56.100 I'm a speedster tengu! 14:56.100 --> 14:57.730 Kanshi Kazamatsuri... 14:57.730 --> 14:59.310 Go ahead, Nico. 14:59.480 --> 15:03.730 ...is the type of person who'll act first without thinking, and then regret it later. 15:03.730 --> 15:05.150 Okay, here we go. 15:05.400 --> 15:07.990 Kwi-kwick, 10 times speed! 15:09.860 --> 15:11.950 How is it, Kan? 15:17.910 --> 15:19.870 Did he say, "Ree"? What? 15:19.870 --> 15:20.920 Kan? 15:24.170 --> 15:27.710 Oh no, Kan's just saying, "Ree ree rah." 15:27.710 --> 15:30.880 H-He's moving so fast that we can't understand him. 15:32.510 --> 15:35.010 He got a piece of paper and is writing something down. 15:35.010 --> 15:36.810 He decided that talking won't work. 15:36.930 --> 15:39.930 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING. 15:39.140 --> 15:39.930 What? 15:40.180 --> 15:44.270 I get it! His brain is moving at 10 times the speed. 15:44.860 --> 15:46.610 From Kanshi's point of view, 15:46.610 --> 15:50.570 we're moving at 0.1 times the speed, so our words are also slowing down, too. 15:51.030 --> 15:54.820 What kind of world is that? 16:04.830 --> 16:08.340 They're speaking in a low tone and sound just like ghosts! Super scary! 16:08.840 --> 16:13.720 And their movements are slow the entire time and it's rattling my brain. Way too horror! 16:16.430 --> 16:18.100 Please stop that! 16:18.100 --> 16:21.350 I'm gonna go insane! When is this gonna be over? 16:21.770 --> 16:24.350 One. The effect will wear off automatically in three days' time. 16:25.060 --> 16:26.520 That's right. 16:26.900 --> 16:30.860 I can't. I can't be around them anymore. 16:31.440 --> 16:32.950 I'll just get to work. 17:02.850 --> 17:04.230 This still sucks. 17:05.230 --> 17:06.940 What the hell? 17:06.940 --> 17:10.150 I thought I'd be moving 10 times faster so I can finish, but that's not the case. 17:10.360 --> 17:11.860 Time is moving slower! 17:11.860 --> 17:14.780 It's only been ten minutes? I've been at this for almost two hours! 17:15.820 --> 17:20.490 I can't talk to anyone, so is this loneliness going to last for three days? 17:22.160 --> 17:25.920 It's not three days. It's 30 days. 17:26.170 --> 17:29.170 You're kidding me, right? I have to be by myself for a month? 17:29.170 --> 17:31.670 No, no! I can't do it! 17:31.670 --> 17:34.800 I have to tell Nico, and ask her to get me back to normal. 17:37.090 --> 17:38.140 He's back. 17:38.140 --> 17:40.180 It's only been ten minutes. 17:41.310 --> 17:42.180 He's saying something. 17:42.520 --> 17:44.560 We can't understand you. 17:44.560 --> 17:47.190 Kanshi, slower. Try talking slower. 17:44.560 --> 17:47.190 TALK SLOWER 17:48.730 --> 17:49.440 Slower. 17:50.770 --> 17:51.940 More slower. 17:52.650 --> 17:54.400 I'm sad. 17:54.400 --> 17:55.650 You're sad, huh? 17:55.650 --> 17:59.530 I'm sorry, Kan! I can't do anything about this. 17:59.530 --> 18:01.450 Nico, he can't understand you. 18:04.160 --> 18:05.750 I can't do anything about this! 18:05.750 --> 18:07.210 That might work. 18:12.920 --> 18:15.880 There he goes. This really is kinda sad. 18:16.340 --> 18:17.720 Wait, there he is. 18:18.630 --> 18:19.970 He's eating. 18:20.470 --> 18:24.600 Wait a minute. In Kanshi's world, since everything is sped up by ten, 18:25.140 --> 18:27.730 that means he'll probably eat 30 meals in one day! 18:27.730 --> 18:28.940 What? 18:29.480 --> 18:32.270 He finished eating within seconds and went back to his room. 18:32.650 --> 18:35.780 I feel so sorry for him that I can't watch anymore. 18:37.860 --> 18:41.370 So for three days, we won't be able to talk to him, 18:41.660 --> 18:44.370 and he'll be running through the house over and over. 18:44.370 --> 18:45.620 Yeah. 18:46.000 --> 18:50.420 But let's just try to be sympathetic toward the lonely struggle that he's going through. 18:50.960 --> 18:55.300 I did say three days, but for Kan, it might be... 18:55.500 --> 18:56.880 Don't think about that. 18:57.380 --> 18:58.510 There he is again. 18:58.510 --> 18:59.680 What is it now? 19:00.010 --> 19:01.550 He's eating again. 19:01.760 --> 19:04.260 What? But he just ate 30 minutes ago. 19:04.390 --> 19:07.430 Thirty minutes times ten is around five hours, so it wouldn't be strange. 19:07.430 --> 19:09.560 That's just so sad. 19:10.230 --> 19:14.730 Kan is the one who loved talking while eating with everyone the most, too. 19:14.730 --> 19:17.320 Now he's just speedily eating his food, then leaving. 19:17.530 --> 19:21.570 I'm sorry, Kan, you must be so lonely. I'll try to be nice. 19:23.530 --> 19:25.080 Please stop freaking me out! 19:26.160 --> 19:27.330 He said something. 19:28.120 --> 19:32.080 And so, Kanshi's lifestyle speed times ten continued. 19:32.710 --> 19:36.550 For now, we purchased more food and placed it on the dining room table. 19:37.000 --> 19:40.420 We're not sure when he's eating it, but it's been decreasing at a fast pace. 19:41.260 --> 19:43.340 When we pass by each other in the house, 19:43.680 --> 19:47.350 he'll stop in front of me for a split second, and then leave. 19:48.140 --> 19:50.640 But for him, it probably wasn't a split second. 19:51.600 --> 19:53.850 I become ashamed of my slowness. 19:54.810 --> 19:57.110 At night, I peeked into his room. 19:57.820 --> 19:59.860 He had long since finished his part-time job 20:00.400 --> 20:03.110 and was staring quietly at his household shrine. 20:04.030 --> 20:05.950 I closed the door. 20:08.450 --> 20:10.750 When I woke up in the morning, there was a message. 20:08.450 --> 20:10.750 ONE DAY IS REALLY LONG. IT'S REALLY TIRESOME. I KNOW. CAN YOU PLEASE BUY ME UNDERWEAR? 20:11.540 --> 20:14.380 For him, several days had already passed. 20:14.630 --> 20:16.630 Looks like he's washing his underwear by hand. 20:17.460 --> 20:19.210 But it's taking forever to dry. 20:19.590 --> 20:22.130 All the underwear he owned was gently swaying in the wind. 20:22.590 --> 20:24.130 I ran out and bought more underwear. 20:24.510 --> 20:26.640 He then appeared in front of me like the wind. 20:27.140 --> 20:31.390 He grasped my hand, and cried for about three seconds. 20:34.730 --> 20:37.150 Thanks for coming, Keigo. 20:38.110 --> 20:39.280 Kamaitachi weasel? 20:39.280 --> 20:40.400 It's Kan. 20:40.730 --> 20:42.860 Oh, yeah, that's right. 20:43.950 --> 20:47.070 So you said you had an idea? 20:47.160 --> 20:48.160 Yeah. 20:48.160 --> 20:51.790 There's an app where you can record his voice and then replay it at a slower speed. 20:52.620 --> 20:55.540 I see. Then we can hear what he's saying. 20:55.540 --> 20:59.300 Oh, Kan. You'll finally be able to talk to us. 20:59.550 --> 21:01.130 It's been two days. 21:01.130 --> 21:03.920 For him, he hasn't had a decent conversation with anyone for 20 days. 21:05.890 --> 21:07.260 - Kanshi? - Kan? 21:10.890 --> 21:13.310 How are you guys? 21:13.560 --> 21:14.600 He talked! 21:14.600 --> 21:16.940 I didn't even record him yet, but he's talking normally. 21:17.150 --> 21:21.730 I... prac... ticed. 21:22.110 --> 21:24.990 I practiced! 21:24.990 --> 21:28.820 With a lot of time on his hands, Kanshi had mastered the Slow Language. 21:29.910 --> 21:31.830 And we all hung out together. 21:32.450 --> 21:34.710 I even practiced walking, too. 21:34.960 --> 21:38.960 It's hard to walk slowly, so you just gotta take smaller steps. 21:39.420 --> 21:40.750 This is how I walk. 21:40.000 --> 21:41.840 SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT 21:40.750 --> 21:41.840 Scary! 21:43.210 --> 21:46.220 That night, we all ate together at the dinner table. 21:47.180 --> 21:50.600 The rice I put in his bowl disappeared in an instant, 21:51.390 --> 21:53.180 but he still sat with us. 21:57.440 --> 22:00.360 Just when he was getting used to that slow life, 22:00.610 --> 22:01.980 the time had finally come. 22:01.980 --> 22:04.490 It made me laugh so hard. 22:07.200 --> 22:08.360 It's back to normal. 22:08.530 --> 22:09.410 You did it, Kanshi. 22:09.410 --> 22:10.870 Welcome back, Kan. 22:12.370 --> 22:15.500 You guys are talking way too fast 22:15.500 --> 22:17.830 and it's scary! 22:17.830 --> 22:19.630 Why are you talking like that? 22:20.000 --> 22:23.800 Kanshi was now being afflicted with speed lag! 22:23.960 --> 22:25.590 I'm gonna go insane! 23:57.600 --> 24:00.640 Let's do the next episode preview with two times the speed. Kwi-kwick! 24:00.640 --> 24:02.310 How was this episode's WITCH WATCH? Man, I really had a rough time. 24:02.310 --> 24:03.560 Before that, hurry up and buy me new underwear. 24:03.560 --> 24:04.480 So I can replace the ones you wore! 24:04.480 --> 24:05.860 I wore it by mistake! I washed it and gave it back. 24:05.860 --> 24:07.780 Washing it won't cut it! If your crotch touches it once, I can never wear it again. 24:06.770 --> 24:11.990 NEXT EPISODE DEAR KARA NEW FRIENDS DATE WITH THE KNIGHT 24:07.780 --> 24:09.820 How could you say that? I thought we were friends. 24:09.820 --> 24:11.990 - You wore ogre underwear but you're still weak. - What are you guys even talking about?