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Oh, Yuu-chan!
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Your tie's a little twisted.
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Oh no! She's made me kya-hoo twice today already...!
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The first time I did it twice in one day, the corners of
my mouth cramped up and wouldn't go back to normal.
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smirk
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smirk
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If I end up doing it three times,
what's gonna happen to me...?
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I need to be really careful...
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Hi! This is my first message to you!
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Where are you right now?
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I Hate You
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Yuu, over here!
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Now, turn to page 15.
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You're good at this, Yuu.
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Impressive!
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Four hours later...
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One red bean bread roll, please.
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It's now been four hours since this started.
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Wait... Normally, if someone hiccups a hundred times,
it can be fatal, right?
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Superstition
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Supposing that I hiccup three times every minute...
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...That's 180 times an hour!
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And if I multiply that by four...
That's 720 times?!
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Whoa! Without me even noticing,
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my body's become able to withstand seven times
the amount that'd kill a normal person!
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Delinquents sure are on a different level!
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You could even use it as
a performance enhancer! No, wait!
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If it keeps going at this rate,
it's abundantly clear that I'm gonna die!
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I need to fix this!
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What are you searching for?
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Recent searches
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How to dress like a delinquent
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How to walk like a delinquent
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How to make earrings
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To think that I could meet my end like this...
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Cebu Island
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Yuu-chan...
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Sen...pai...
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I would've wanted it to happen at a cabin on Cebu Island,
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with Senpai cradling me in her arms
as if I were just falling asleep.
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So I can't let myself die like this!
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This could work!
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Video
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How to stop hiccups by putting your fingers in your ears
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Put one finger in each ear and apply pressure.
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Sorry.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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This method's no good, there's too much
potential for it to go wrong.
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What are you searching for?
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Recent searches
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How to dress like a delinquent
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How to walk like a delinquent
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How to make earrings
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There must be another way...
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How to stop hiccups - hold your breath for 30 seconds
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I just have to hold my breath for 30 seconds!
This should be easy!
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Okay, I'll quickly set a timer and... start!
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30 seconds
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1 minute
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2 minutes
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twitch
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twitch
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2.5 minutes
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tremble
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tremble
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Has it really not been 30 seconds yet?!
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Th-this website's no good.
It's like it's trying to kill me.
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The only one I can trust is myself.
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Hmm... Well, if Senpai surprising me caused all of this,
then I need to see if I can get her to surprise me again.
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Cebu Island
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Yuu-chan... come here.
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Oh no, I made it worse!
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What if I do the opposite?! I need to think of
something that'd shock me if Senpai said it to me.
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I hate you, Yuu-chan.
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That's strange... I can't stop crying.
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Yuu-chaaan!
There you are.
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Wha?!
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Oh, it's you, Senpai.
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Wh-what happened...?
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What's that?
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Blood-covered handkerchief
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Oh, this? This is just from my hiccups.
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Tears
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Nose bleed
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Hiccups
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(singultus)
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A phenomenon
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caused by spasms of
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the diaphragm, which is
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located below the lungs.
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They certainly seem different to
any hiccups I've ever seen.
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What are you doing here anyway, Senpai?
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Oh, that's right.
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I messaged you this morning but didn't get a response,
so I came to speak to you in person.
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Atori-sama
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Hi! This is my first message to you!
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Where are you right now?
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Over 100 times
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D-darn... I was so happy to get a message from her
that I took a bunch of screenshots...
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...And was content enough just arranging them into
folders that spelled out a celebratory message!
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F-I-R-S-T
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T-E-X-T
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I'm sorry! It was right at that moment that these hiccups
started, so replying completely slipped my mind!
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Th-they've been going that long? That sounds rough...
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It is... I would've died seven times by now.
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How terrible...
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Indeed.
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But I know a good way to get rid of them!
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First, bend as far forward as you can.
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Like this?
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Yes, that's it!
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Then raise your head as much as possible.
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Uh...huh...
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Oh, come to think of it, we'll need some water.
I'll go and buy some, so just stay right there!
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Like this?!
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Hmm. No good, huh? Sorry about that.
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U-um... If you don't mind, I'd like to ask a favor from you.
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Yes?
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I'd like you to say something to me
that'll give me a shock.
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I feel like this'll stop if something
really shocks me to the core.
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I don't mind... but are you sure?
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Huh?
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spasm
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spasm
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Well, you're already crying
and have spasms that won't stop...
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I-I-I'll be fine!
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...Okay. Here goes, then!
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R-right!
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I hate you, Yuu-chan.
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Hate you
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Haaate you
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Yuu-chan?!
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3 minutes later
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I'm in heaven right now...
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It seemed like you stopped breathing.
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Have my hiccups stopped, too?!
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Th-thank you! I'm sorry for
making you go to all this trouble.
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It's okay! You can call me anytime you're in trouble.
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N-no! I couldn't!
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Really? Hmm...
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Well, in that case...
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That
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evening
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I can't believe Senpai let me record her voice!
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Use it if you get these unstoppable hiccups again, okay?
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I'll only listen to this in absolute emergencies...
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I can pass this down through
the generations as a family heirloom!
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I'll... only listen...
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...in absolute emergencies...
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I hate you, Yuu-chan.
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Is Ruu Cute?
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Big, bright, cat-like eyes.
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Charming lips that curve up at the ends.
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A cute face and a figure that's too good to be true.
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Wherever I walk, I turn heads.
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I'm undoubtedly the school idol.
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Rura
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Ruriha
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But recently, there's someone
who's managed to catch my eye.
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Her name is Yuu Yuutani.
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I just have to get her to acknowledge me!
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That's right... I'll never forget that day.
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Um, excuse me! May I... talk to you for a second?
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Oh, she must be one of my fans.
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She looks so nervous. Well, she is standing
in front of her beloved Ruu, after all.
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I guess I'll indulge her!
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Go ahead! I'll let you shake my hand, just this once.
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Thank you!
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Um... don't you want your handshake?
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Handshake? You wanted to shake hands?
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Not me! You're my fan, right?!
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Sorry, I need to stop talking now!
Just look ahead!
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Hey!
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You over there.
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Yes?
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Have you seen a small, wide-eyed creature
that you can't help but want to pet?
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Senpai's legs...!
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Wh-what's up with this girl?
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Um, sorry, but could we stay like this...
for just a little longer?
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I see, she must've been too nervous to shake my hand,
so she just wanted to be in the same space as me, huh?
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Well of course she's nervous, she's right in front
of someone as incredibly cute as Ruu.
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I'll just have to be the one to get closer to her instead.
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That's okay! I'll even give you
my autograph, just this once!
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Ah, no! Don't worry about it!
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Seriously, what's up with her?!
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Hey! No matter how nervous you are,
there's a limit, you know?!
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Huh? Nervous?
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Yeah! Anyone standing before Ruu, the school idol-
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Idol?
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Huh?
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Do you mean to say that... you don't know who Ruu is?
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Ah, that's right. This is the first I've heard of you.
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So you're Ruu-san, right?
Are you from a different country?
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No, I'm not! I'm one hunded percent Japanese!
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Rura Ruriha
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100% Japanese
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Born in Shimane
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Sheesh...
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Since you're so ignorant, I'll tell you...
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Huh?
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...all about Ruu, the cutest girl in the world!
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My name is Rura Ruriha.
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The cutest girl... in the world?
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What? Anyone can see that Ruu is the cutest, right?!
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Uh...
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Say I'm cute!
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But... Well...
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Say it! Please!
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I'm sorry... but to me, the cutest girl
in the world is Mizutori-senpai.
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That was the most humiliated I've ever been in my life.
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I'll definitely make her say that Ruu is the cutest!
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Hey, you there.
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Wh-wh-what do you want?!
If you want money, I'll give it to you!
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I'm not trying to shake you down or anything.
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Oh, you're one of my fans too, huh?
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Go ahead. I'll let you shake my hand.
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Don't wanna.
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More importantly, you keep following our girl around
recently, so could you stop stalking her already?
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Wha?! Ruu's not stalking!
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Oh? Then what are you doing?
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Ruu's just observing! Seeing how Yuu Yutani spends
her day, what she's doing, studying her every move!
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That's what we call stalking.
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I can't help it! That girl has strange sensibilities!
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Well, you're not wrong there.
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You, are you familiar with her?
What kind of things does she like?
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Atori Mizutori.
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What's her favorite word?
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Atori Mizutori.
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Her motto?
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Atori Mizutori.
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Her hobbies?
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Atori Mizutori.
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What the heck?!
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Well, yeah.
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Can I join in?
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Wha?!
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Oh, Yuu.
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I heard you saying Atori Mizutori
and was instantly drawn in.
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Never mind that. Do you know this stalker?
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I'm not a stalker!
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Uh... Let me think... Roux... curry...
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Oh, I remember!
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You're Rice-san!
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It's Ruu!
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She's from abroad.
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Rura Ruriha
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Born in
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I'm one hundred percent Japanese!
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100% Japanese
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Shimane
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Ugh! I'll tell you again!
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Clean out those ear holes and listen to me!
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What about our pores?
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Don't worry about those.
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My name is Rura Ruriha!
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I'm a Y-Tuber who makes beauty-focused videos
aimed at middle and high schoolers,
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and I have a massive fanbase!
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I'm not just popular among girls, either!
My popularity spans all ages and genders! Even animals!
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Ruu
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Ruu
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Ruu! Ruu! Ruu!
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I have over
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50,000 subscribers!
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And over
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150,000 followers!
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I have over 50,000 subscribers!
And over 150,000 followers!
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I even started working as an amateur model recently.
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I'm the flourishing school idol of the moment!
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Wow, not bad.
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Huh? Isn't that a bit of a weak reaction?
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Oh, well... It's just that I'm...kinda used to it, I guess?
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The popularity of my much-admired
Mizutori-senpai doesn't stop at animals,
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it extends to blades of grass, even gods!
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Atori Mizutori's really something, huh?
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She is indeed.
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Her followers, if they were to be counted,
would number 1,900,000.
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Over one million...?!
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And if we're talking about modelling,
the goddess Aphrodite was modelled on Senpai herself.
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Even if that were true, even if
I can't win against Mizutori-senpai!
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As far as the average person's concerned...
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...Ruu's still super super cute, don't you think?
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You, with the blonde hair. You seem to have
some common sense. You get it, don't you?!
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Cute? Hmm...
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Well, now that you mention it...
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Huh?
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Yeah, absolutely... I think you're okay, yeah.
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Shock
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I can't believe it... How could you say that...?
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Oh, Yuu-chan. Suzukaze-san.
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Senpai!
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Sup.
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What are you all doing?
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Ah... Well...
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This girl was...
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Oh, Ruriha-san.
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Hey... Could it be that... Ruu isn't that cute after all...?
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What are you talking about?
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Anyone who looked at you would say that
you're cute, Ruriha-san. Right, Yuu-chan?
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Wha?! Uh... Um... Y-yeah!
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She really is cute... I guess.
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Smile
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Snap
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That
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night
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Hey...
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Hey...
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Yes?
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Am I cute?
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Ruu is cute, right?
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Eeeeeek!
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Soon after that, word spread until the urban legend
of the “Cutsey Clinger” was born.
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Okay, everyone! Have you all got
your bags and work gloves?
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First Kiss
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Yes!
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Ah! Stop grinning like an idiot, Yuutani!
No more Miss Nice Yuu!
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I volunteered for this thing so that
I can show Senpai how bad I am,
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at this event the Public Decency Committee organized!
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Pinch pinch!
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Cleaning up the local area
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Working together to get
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the town sparkling clean
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and make everyone happy!
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The local area clean-up!
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Huh? Cleaning up the local area?
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Yeah! They're gonna decide the groups soon!
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Gah... All of the first years have signed up for it.
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Well, this semester's the first time
that Senpai'll be taking the helm!
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I'll pick up all of your hearts!
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Take them!!
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It's like her first big live performance!
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You're overexaggerating...
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I'm underexaggerating!
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Underexaggerating
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For
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Against
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Everyone's so excited about it,
some Atorists even started a fan war!
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Hang on, don't just drop specialist terms
into normal conversation like that.
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What do you mean there was a fan war?
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Well...
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Trash
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One faction was going to drop trash on purpose
so that Senpai would pick it up...
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...And the other faction said that they shouldn't be
making Senpai pick up trash in the first place.
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So they ended up fighting.
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Aren't both sides taking this too far?
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So, what side are you on?
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Me? I want to...
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Please pick me up
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...become the trash...
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...and have Senpai pick me up!
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This girl here is the weirdest one of all.
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2. Mizutori
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Hmm, so Tori-senpai is in charge of group two, huh?
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It'll probably be pretty difficult to end up
in the same group, right?
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Don't you worry! In preparation for today, I've been doing
as many things relating to the number two as I can!
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Double
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eyelids
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Giving myself double eyelids!
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Emitting CO2!
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Emitting
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CO2
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Walking on two legs!
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Walking
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on 2 legs
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Those are all things you do normally, aren't they?
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But wait! I also...
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...covered my vest in the number two!
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Who do you think you are, Hoichi the earless?
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I've used all of the methods at my disposal!
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I'm gonna go and check the groups, okay?
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Nooo... I knew I should've written it on my whole body...
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Who do you think you are, Hoichi the earless?
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Gah, I got assigned to group two.
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S-suzu-chan! Please! Switch with me!
I'll do anything you want!
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Hmm... should I?
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I'll even give you this!
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I don't want it!
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In the end...
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Treat me to a parfait next time we go out.
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...she agreed to switch with me just for that.
Suzu-chan really is sweeter than caramel.
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Yuutani-san.
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Do you want to go around together?
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Huh?
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You're the only one standing there,
you know, Yuutani-san?
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Y-you can... see me...?
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Are you a ghost?
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Wh-wh-what should I tell them?
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I didn't think there'd be someone
kind-hearted enough to talk to me here!
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But... I don't want to involve them in my misdeeds.
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There's nothing else for it.
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U-um...
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I appreciate your invitation, but I need to do this alone.
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Aw, that's a shame. Is there something you have to do?
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There is.
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I'm going to tie up some cops 'til they scream.
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S-stop that right now, young lady!
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Tie up the police?
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Yes. Police...
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I feel like something put them off...
maybe it's just my imagination?
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So I must be imagining whatever's
running down my cheeks, too.
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I'd better pull myself together and get back on track.
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Today's mission is stealing motivation!
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I'll clean up the town before anyone else can
and wipe the smiles off everyone else's faces!
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Just watch me, Senpai! Watch the nefarious deed
that I, Yuu Yuutani will commit!
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I can already see everyone turning pale when
they see just how sparklingly clean I'll get this town!
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Now, let's get off to an energetic start!
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This looks
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like something
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Suzu-chan'd
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want.
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I'm lost!
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Where am I?
Save me, Suzu-chan...
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I can see a light! Thank goodness!
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There's someone there.
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Oh, that's no person... it's a goddess!
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Wait! Are you okay?! Who did this to you?!
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Is that you, Yuu-chan...?
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Me?!
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I lost sight of you, so I went to look for you, but...
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Wha?! I-I'm sorry!
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...this was such a nice sunny spot that I...
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That you...?
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...totally fell asleep!
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To be expected!
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I guess that's to be expected!
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Here. A reward for your hard work.
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Thank you! I'll get it cryogenically preserved right away!
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No, please drink it, okay?
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R-right.
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Then, with your permission, I'll drink it now.
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I've got you now, haven't I?
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As a rule, our school prohibits eating
and drinking outside of the lunch hour!
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So you've just broken a school rule, Yuu-chan.
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H-how could I do such a thing?
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But fortunately, I'm the only one
who saw you commit this offense.
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I'll let it slide this time, so...
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So...?
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Don't tell anyone that I was slacking off! Please?
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Pfft!
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Wh-what's so funny?!
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S-sorry... I just found it funny that you'd be
so worried about something like that, too.
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Well, of course I would!
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It could set a bad example to the others, and besides...
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I'm not really the right person to be
a Public Decency Officer anyway.
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Huh?
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Well, if you keep getting to know me better,
you'll probably see for yourself, you know?
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Senpai...?
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In that moment, Senpai's expression
was a little different than normal.
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Whew... I'm kinda thirsty now.
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I'll just take a little sip.
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Yuu-chan?!
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Suzukaze-san's
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Suzukaze-san's Many Misunderstandings!
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Many Misunderstandings!
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Suzukaze-san's Many Misunderstandings.
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Suzukaze-san looks even scarier than usual today!
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Right? Maybe she's in a bad mood.
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Let's do our best to not make eye contact.
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Hmm, but... that umbrella.
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So cute!
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I bought an umbrella that I thought was perfect
for you, Suzu, so put it in your bag, okay?
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Big Sis...!
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Somehow, every time the misunderstanding
is resolved, her street rep takes a hit.
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Illustration by: Tsukasa Unohana