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Perhaps you can explain to me...

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...what all of these Tori-senpai cushions
are doing in my room?

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...Huh?

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You mean they're not yours, Suzu-chan? Haha...

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<b>24-hour phone support</b>

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Hello? I'd like to arrange for disposal
of some cushions, please.

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I lied, I lied! They're mine. I'm sorry!

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What?! They weren't yours, Suzu-chan?!

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Don't come in here! And don't call me by my first name!

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Wanna be a bad girl!

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Please notice me, my love!

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Look this way, my girl!

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See my love overflow for you!

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I'm changing visually and emotionally 'cause of this love

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Like I've been hypnotized

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My feelings are running so wild I'm constantly confused!

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But I still want to become

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The only one that you'll call

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Your good girl, bad girl, your special someone!

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GO! GO! GO! GO! Wild for love!

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GO! GO! GO! GO! I'm already off course!

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She was well-behaved for all her life, but now a sudden 180?!

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It must be because of love, oh no!

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Dye my hair to get a new look

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No longer doing things by the book

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This new me is gonna burst onto the scene!

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Act out, go wild, that's my ideal

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Don't try and tell me this isn't real

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Love is blind

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Even if I take a deep breath this feeling won't stop

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My quickly-beating heart is leading me into a lovestruck daze

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Learning by watching others is the best I can do

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But I do it with love

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Because these feelings have changed everything about me

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I was doomed the day we met

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I can't help it 'cause my heart is beating for you

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I'm on the verge of forgetting everything until now

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From the shock of my heart pounding in my chest

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I love you so much that I don't know

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What time it is right now?

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I think of you all the time and it's left me confused

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But I still just have to know

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What am I to you?

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A good girl? A bad girl? Your special someone?

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GO! GO! GO! GO! Wild for love!

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GO! GO! GO! GO! Reach your heart with my love!

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<b>A Really Fun Toy</b>

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Oh, so that's what happened?

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<b>The cushions have been put away</b>

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Y-yes.

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It seems like the manufacturer got the amount wrong...

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So you asked Suzukaze-san to look after them for you?

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No.

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She didn't ask me at all, she just decided to-

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Th-that's right!

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Hey!

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Suzu-chan wanted one too, so...

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Stop that!

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It's okay, you know?
You don't have to be so embarrassed.

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I can hit you if you annoy me while in my territory, can't I?

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Even if it's okay in this area, it's not okay by national law.

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To that end... let's play at Suzu-chan's!

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To what end?

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I mean, I wasn't prepared to receive visitors...

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And I don't have any makeup on. No. I don't wanna.

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What? But Suzu-chan, you're cute
even with no makeup on, so you're fine!

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R... really?

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Uh-huh!

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Smirk smirk!

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Don't say expressions out loud like that!
You're pissing me off!

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Just until the living room at Yuu's place is free, okay?

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Thanks! I'll relax and make myself at home then!

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You really are shameless, aren't you?

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So... what shall we do?

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Hmm... Ah!

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This means... I can put one of the
"Things I Want to Do With Senpai" into practice!

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<b>Things I Want to Do With Senpai</b>

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<b>Accidentally Touch</b>

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<b>While Playing Video Games!</b>

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"Number 156: Accidentally Touch While Playing Video
Games!" Could this be my chance...?

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Okay, I'll just casually suggest a game...

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S-Senpai...?

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I... have a really fun toy we could play with...
if you're interested?

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<b>They decided to all play against each other.</b>

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A serious showdown sounds like fun,

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so why don't we add forfeits, too?

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Forfeits?

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That's right!

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Like being driven off this planet; something like that...?

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Something within the realms of common sense, please.

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Within the realms of common sense...

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So what distance is okay?

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A different district?

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Let's forget about driving
anyone out of anywhere for now.

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This is a party game where everyone
has an equal chance of winning.

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So whoever comes first can give
a forfeit to whoever comes last.

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Okay.

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Sounds fun!

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Get ready to change your place of residence.

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Huh?

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You're gonna let me live here?

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Absolutely not.

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I didn't just choose this game for its fairness...
I chose it because you operate it by moving your body!

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<b>Skinship</b>

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So that means... more skinship opportunities!

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Ah!

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Hey, hurry up and get off me.

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S-sorry. My body moved on its own... I'll get up.

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Dara!

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Dara?!

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<b>Kanazawa-dialect phrase</b>

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<b>meaning "idiot"</b>

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I'll be okay up here! This way I won't hit either of you!

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Well... if you're sure.

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You won't beat me this time!

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I'm gonna turn the tables on you.

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Hah!

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Take that!

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Ahh!

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Yuu-chan, Suzukaze-san... it's a little cramped like this...

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It's the best option, isn't it?
If we don't restrain you, you'll flail about.

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It's the best option!

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Wow, you didn't have to say it that loudly.

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I did it!

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<b>20 minutes later</b>

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<b>st</b>

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Yaaay!

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<b>nd</b>

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<b>rd</b>

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Let's see, what shall I have you do for me?

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I know! I'll have you call me Onee-chan, Suzukaze-san!

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Hey now...

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Come on! Hurry up!

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O..Onee-chan... That's enough, right?

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What? You said it so quietly, I couldn't
hear you, so say it one more time!

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Grrr!

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Ack!

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A-to-ri O-nee-chan!

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S..Suzu-chan... You're hurting Onee-chan...

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Come on! We're playing another round!

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What? I'm perfectly satisfied with just one, though...

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What're you talking about?!

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We're only just getting started!
I'm not stopping until I win!

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<b>2 hours later</b>

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Suzu-chan...

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Don't look at me with those pitying eyes...

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And quit looking so smug!

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I-I won! Yuu! I won!

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I'm so happy for you!

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Now then...

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Time to finally let off some steam...!

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Ahaha... Don't be too hard on me, now...

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Here you go.

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It really is a little embarrassing...
wearing something like this.

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Oh, I'm well aware.

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Now come on, say the line.

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M-Master...?

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Um... You know, getting no response is kinda
making me feel even more embarrassed...

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Damn... I meant to laugh at her.

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This only worked out for her 'cause
she has such a pretty face...!

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Hey, now. Did I enchant you?
Are you enchanted, hmm, Master?

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You're so annoying today, exaggerating everything...!

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Whatcha think, Yuu-chan? Does this suit me?

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Yuu-chan?

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Her heart's stopped...?

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<b>Bad Girl</b>

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<b>THE END</b>

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<b>*Just kidding</b>

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<b>Yuri-Track Camp</b>

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Hey everyone!

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<b>World's Cutest</b>

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<b>Y-Tuber Rura Ruriha</b>

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<b>(Self-Titled)</b>

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World's Cutest Y-Tuber Rura Ruriha here.

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Today, I thought I'd come to the mountains
to relax and recover from the daily grind,

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and shoot a solo camping video while I'm at it...

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<b>OoOOoOooHH</b>

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...but it's pretty scary up in the mountains, huh...?
These lands are where evil spirits reside.

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<b>15 minutes earlier</b>

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What wonderfully fresh air!

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Oh, that's right.

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Ahh... How relaxing...!

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A beautiful girl sitting in the dappled sunlight...
This setting has a certain charm to it, doesn't it?

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It's the kind of place that makes you want to write poetry.

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<b>OoOOoOooHH</b>

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What is that loud, echoing noise...?
Don't tell me it's a bear?!

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It sounded like it came from... over here?

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I'll walk slowly and carefully so it doesn't hear me...

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<b>OoOOoOooHH</b>

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I should be able to see from here...

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<b>ROLL</b>

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<b>ROLL</b>

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Th-this really does hit different, doesn't it, Yuutani-san?!

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<b>ROLL</b>

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Right?! Houpai-ing out in nature like this
really hits different! It's a higher purity high!

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<b>Houpai:</b>

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<b>to release one's</b>

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<b>inner love for one's</b>

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<b>senpai (Atori Mizutori).</b>

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<b>ROLL ROLL</b>

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<b>ROLL ROLL</b>

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Next, I'm going to summon an imaginary
Onee-chan and have an air-hug session!

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Oh! Good idea! Let's houpai to the max, until the sun goes down!

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I think I would've preferred to find a bear...

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Sheesh... What on earth was
that hellish scene about, anyway...?

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Next, I'm going to summon an imaginary
Onee-chan and have an air-hug session!

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Oh! Good idea!

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Imaginary...? Air-hug...?

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Ruu-senpai!

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Wait! Why did she pop into my head just then...?!

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B-but, well...? It's no wonder she
happened to come to mind, right?

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I guess I'll give it a try-

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Um, excuse me.

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Huh? Tanishi... senpai?

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It's Shijimi! Wait, no it's not! What do you want?!

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Sorry to bother you, but could we share your fire?
We kinda forgot our tent and lighter...

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How the hell do you forget your tent?!

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We were so overwhelmed with emotion from houpai-ing...

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This is my chance to make them
understand how wonderful Ruu is!

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H-hey...

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If you need it that much, you can share my tent, too?

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Oh, no, just the fire is fine...!

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What's wrong with my tent?!

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<b>In the end, they ended up borrowing all kinds of things</b>

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Thanks for all your help. To repay you, I'll do the cooking.

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Oh, really?! Thanks!

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M..Mizutori-san, you can cook?

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Of course. I do all of the cooking at home.

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I figured that the way to
my sister's heart was through her stomach,

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so I've been honing my skills since I was a child.

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In the end, I only won her stomach over.
Her stomach and nothing else. That's it!

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That must sting...

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It's delicious...!

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It really is delicious, isn't it?

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That's only natural. After all, I worked hard for fifteen
years only to win a stomach and nothing but a stomach...

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Mizutori-san...

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I may have lost my opportunity to take it easy on my own,
but eating together like this isn't so bad either...

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provided that I ignore the large quantity
of dubious baggage protruding from my tent...

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Excuse me, I'm just gonna go to the restroom.

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Okay.

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...So, let's get started, shall we?

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With what?

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<b>Atorinium</b>

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Taking Atorinium.

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And what is that hella sketchy-looking
substance, exactly?

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How dare you...! There's nothing sketchy about this at all.

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<b>Atorinium</b>

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It's a concentrated version of the natural aura
and scent that my elder sister produces.

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It's perfectly safe in small doses.

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That means it is harmful in larger doses though,
doesn't it?!

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If you're worried, then why not
just have a sniff of it instead?

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Huh...? Well, just a little, then...

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It was a little far away so it took a while to get back.

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H-huh...? Mizutori-san?

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I'm sorry for taking so long. What happened...?

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Welcome back! You were gone a while, weren't you?
Were you okay walking in the dark?

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I'm having a great time already.

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As soon as I approached her,
I got drowned in a sea of words.

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Did you know that the feeling of having fun is largely
caused by something called the happy hormone?

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You all think so, right?

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Shiji- Ruu-senpai?! What exactly are you doing...?

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After all, I...

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Ruu-senpai?

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Besides... Besides, Ruu's just worthless!

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I don't have any friends, I get mocked by
my own audience, and you won't even say I'm cute!

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Wh-what's wrong? All that stuff you
said isn't true, you know?

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...Really? Then... is Ruu... cute?

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You're c...c-c-c...

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Lol!

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Mizutori-san, stop laughing and help me out!

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But just as I thought, "happy hormone" was
just a common name, not its official name!

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Its official name is serotonin!

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Along with oxytocin and dopamine, these three became known
under another name as hormones responsible for happiness!

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You're... c-cute, aren't you?

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R..Ruu-senpai...?

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That makes me so happy!

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What should I do?

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This means that we must turn our attention
to the foods we eat, too!

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In order to form serotonin, it goes without saying that
one's tryptophan intake is of utmost importance!

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The problem is, my sister doesn't eat much
soy or dairy products! So to remedy that, I...

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Wait... this fragrance... I can feel myself getting...

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Sunlight?

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<b>In the summer of her</b>

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<b>15th year, Yuu Yuutani...</b>

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<b>lost her way for</b>

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<b>the first time in her life.</b>

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<b>Wibutt</b>

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<b>You got lost in the mountains.</b>

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Where did those two go...?

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Ngh! My head hurts...

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My memories of yesterday feel all fuzzy...
But I'm sure that after I got back from the restroom...

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Cut off my melon if you must!

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Treat your life with more importance!

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<b>Treat your life with more importance!</b>

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F-first, just calm down, Mizutori-san.

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Is one not enough?!
Then by all means, take three, four even...!

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I don't need any! Besides, there aren't even four to take!

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A-are you saying you'd take three?! Seriously?!

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That's not what I mean at all!

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...I'm sorry. I messed up.

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I can't remember clearly, but... I think
the Atorinium I brought caused all this ruckus...

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I can't apologize enough...

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D-don't worry about it, please.
More importantly, let's search for Ruu-senpai.

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...Thank you.

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<b>10 minutes later...</b>

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I'm stuck!

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It's a wild butt!

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<b>A talking wibutt (wild butt) appeared!</b>

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I-is someone there?!

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Whoa! It really is a talking wibutt!

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Wh-who're you calling a wibutt?!

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Wait, that voice... Ruu-senpai...?

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Yuu Yuutani, is that you?!

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Wh-what're you doing up there?

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I-I don't know! When I woke up,
my butt was stuck up here like this...

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Whose butt are you calling big?!

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I said nothing of the sort!

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Well anyway, it's lucky you got here so quickly.
If I stayed here like this for too long...

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Such an excessively lovely objet d'art would
soon be discovered by the general populace!

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Ruriha's here!

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I'd be visited by so many people that
the local area would flourish...

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and I'd almost end up having a hand in the local nature
getting destroyed, without even meaning to... how scary!

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<b>Welcome to</b>

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<b>Rura Ruriha</b>

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What abundant powers of imagination...!

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<b>They start to push.</b>

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Okay, here we go.

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Hey! This is a young maiden's butt
you're pushing! Be gentle!

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S-sorry! I'll be more gentle...

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Do it more like... In a more logical way!

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I'll try!

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<b>They tried a push + pull configuration.</b>

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Ready, go!

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She's... so close!

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Her skin's so smooth... Wait!

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When she makes a face like that so close to me, I feel...

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H-hey... Yuu Yuutani.
Could you control your expression?

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Huh...? My expression? I'll try.

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Oh. This is way worse.

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<b>They got her out.</b>

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The GPS isn't working...

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Then let's all head towards the summit.

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The summit? I thought
we were supposed to follow the river...

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If you follow the river, you're out of luck if you reach
a waterfall, and there's a risk of areas being flooded, too.

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In an emergency, it's best to head to higher
ground, where landmarks will be more visible.

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Wow!

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I never knew that. How impressive!

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This is common knowledge
for high school girls these days!

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Common knowledge for high school girls these days...?

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Is it common knowledge for high school girls nowadays?

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Common knowledge for high school girls these days...?

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<b>It is not common</b>

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<b>knowledge</b>

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<b>for high school girls</b>

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<b>these days.</b>

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<b>3 hours later</b>

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Yuu Yuutani... don't you have any water?

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Oh... Uh... I already drank it.

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But it's okay. Apparently, tardigrades can live
for more than ten years without water.

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Are you a tardigrade?

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...Here.

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Huh?

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I-I can't have you collapsing and causing me trouble!

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Th-thank you.

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Thank you! Now I don't have
to go into a cryptobiotic state!

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<b>Cryptobiotic state</b>

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Are you a tardigrade?!

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Ah! I touched my lips to the bottle mouth...
Um...I'll go wash it...

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It's fine. I don't really care about that stuff.

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This is an indirect kiss, isn't it...?! Isn't it?!

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W-well, these are unforeseen circumstances, right...?
I mean, there's nothing I can do about it, anyway.

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I-I just have to endure it, since I'm the senpai here...

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...What?

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What're you looking at?!

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And why have so many animals gathered here, anyway?!

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Huh? What is it?

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It seems that they were attracted by the Atorinium.

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M-Mizutori-san, you can
understand what they're saying?!

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Yeah, I guess.

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I have no friends, after all...

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Is that... relevant...?

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Since I had nobody else to talk to, I ended up talking to
animals as if they were people... or something like that.

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She's gonna make me cry!

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Th-then could you ask them if they know the way back...?

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Oh, that's a good idea. I'll try.

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It seems like they do.

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Wha?!

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<b>They made it back.</b>

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Sheesh... This was supposed
to be a trip to help me relax...

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I really am sorry about this.

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...It's fine, I don't really care.

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But really, thank you so much for your help.

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You were so cool and reliable...

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...Ruu-senpai.

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W-well, I'm your senpai, after all!
You can rely on me anytime!

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I will, if I'm ever stranded again.

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Only if you get stranded?!

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My trip didn't exactly work out, but I managed to
show them my dignified side as their senpai, at least.

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Hm?

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<b>You have a new message.</b>

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What's this message about?

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"Congrats on your video clip going viral"?
Oh, there's a link in here.

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Besides... Besides, Ruu's just worthless!

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I don't have any friends, I get mocked by
my own audience, and you won't even say I'm cute!

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My subscriber count's increased like crazy.

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In exchange for the most embarrassing moment of
my life, my subscriber count increased like crazy?!

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Rock you!!

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I don't really know what defines being bad

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Or what dictates whether someone is normal or not

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Sorry to say but breathing is about all I've done

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Throughout the years of my life

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(Kya-hoo!...)

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(Come on, get it together)

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I can't solve any love equations

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Though being cute seems to be the best answer

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I want a shock to the system that'll make me feel

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Like I'm crushing these quiet days with a glass slipper

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(Hey) Put on your best glare

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(Hey) Act like you don't care

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(Hey) Shove those hands into those pockets

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(Hey) I wanna break through

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(Hey) The impossible

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(Hey) Be unpredictable

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Show your bad style with a hey yo man

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"I want you to pay more attention to me."

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BAD BAD BAD SURPRISE

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I'm gonna push you to the limit with all my love

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BUD BUD BUD I LOVE YOU

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Can you feel it? You should feel it! Come on, notice me!

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Ha BAD BAD BAD SURPRISE

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Being a little problematic is all part of the charm

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One more chance! No more chance?!

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Waiting and hoping with everything I have

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Live free bad girl

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Just act the part

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Be weird and laugh, hey, hey, hey, hey!

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Laze away, bad girl

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Be annoying, fool

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Don't underestimate us

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Be rebellious!

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<b>Rura-chan</b>

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Rura-chan Wants to be Pampered.

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<b>Rura-chan</b>

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<b>Wants to be Pampered</b>

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Rura Ruriha is a streamer.

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I did it! I made my first friend!

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And Rura Ruriha has always been mocked
by her audience for having no friends.

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<b>Is it some kind of spiritual being?</b>

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<b>It's just an act.</b>

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<b>You made contact with a human!</b>

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<b>For real...?</b>

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<b>Wha?</b>

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<b>Liar</b>

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<b>There she goes again lololol</b>

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<b>A friend... isn't that an urban legend? How scary!</b>

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I'm not lying!

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We went camping together and everything! Well, I guess
this is what happens when Ruu makes an effort!

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However, as of today, that seems
to be coming to an end...

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<b>Huh...?</b>

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<b>We need proof!</b>

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<b>Ah...*just realized*</b>

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<b>I see~</b>

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<b>Uh-huh~</b>

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<b>Uh-huh~</b>

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...or so she thought.

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<b>Good for you, Ruuran!</b>

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<b>Congrats!</b>

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<b>I'm happy for you.</b>

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<b>Let's make this day a</b>

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<b>national holiday.</b>

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<b>Cheers!</b>

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Don't just start being nice to me all of a sudden! Be
more... You know... Make fun of me like you always do!

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However, Rura Ruriha is the kind of person who ends up
feeling dissatisfied even when people pamper her.

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<b>Illustration: Fujima Takuya</b>
