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The volcano has just erupted.
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EPISODE 16
THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY
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Everyone in the surrounding areas
should evacuate immediately.
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Please prioritize your lives.
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The volcano has just erupted.
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That's why I told you!
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Because we kept offering sacrifices,
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the Great Serpent Lord protected
this land from the volcano!
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But it's all over now.
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The Great Serpent Lord has passed away.
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All because of you!
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"Dragon rising to heaven
will cast a rainbow,
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and the wrath of the mountain
will engulf the village."
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It's just like the legend says
that's been passed down in this village!
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How are you going to take responsibility
for all this, damn you?
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Damn it!
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Strange.
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Earthworms can't be in the sun.
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Then why is there a legend
of a dragon rising to heaven?
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Hey, you listening?
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Damn it!
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That's not it.
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The legend isn't about
the Great Serpent at all!
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The "dragon rising to heaven"
is a fountain!
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That fountain was a sign that
the volcano was going to erupt.
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People in the past knew.
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That's why they left it behind
as a legend!
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Though, its interpretation got warped
somewhere along the way!
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People who are robbed
of logical thinking due to fear
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can believe in and even execute
human sacrifices.
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So we don't repeat such sins,
I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.
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Ya wanna fight?
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I'll hold you responsible for this!
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You will be our human sacrifice!
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Oh hell no! I'm not taking responsibility
for anything!
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Human sacrifices...
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can suck it!
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You bitch! How dare you do that
to the corpse of the Great Serpent Lord!
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Wait, damn you!
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Get back here!
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Outta my way!
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Don't you dare try to run!
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You little turd!
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I won't let anyone insult
the Great Serpent Lord any longer!
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And, there!
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Water main, check!
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There she is! Over there! Get her!
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If that magma swallows up this village,
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the Great Serpent legend
will become reality!
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I won't let such
a crappy legend become true!
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An earthworm is one big tube
from mouth to butt!
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All right, let's do this!
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Start the water spray!
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Here it comes!
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Hell yeah!
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All right!
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That earthworm's slime
is working great!
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But the affected area is too huge!
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Wouldn't the wildfire be more dangerous
than the magma?
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Damn you!
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That was close!
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Don't you dare insult
the Great Serpent Lord any longer!
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I'm trying to stop the lava.
Don't get in my way!
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We're the ones who've been
protecting this land!
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Outsiders should stay out of it!
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I'll make you a human sacrifice
and quell the Lord Volcano's wrath!
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Wait, you changed your god?
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You don't care about the Great
Serpent Lord anymore?
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Shut up, moron!
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Oh my, I didn't think
you were Master's grandchild.
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I am terribly sorry.
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The priest who wants
to become a BooTuber!
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Hey there.
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Actually, one week ago, Master...
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Three young'uns are headed your way,
so watch over them, will ya?
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Huh? Who—
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That's what she told me.
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Master? Wait a sec...
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Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.
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In the past week, the only person
who visited our shrine
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was a girl who liked Tsuchinokos.
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So I thought she was just a tourist.
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Please notice.
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Bastard priest!
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I knew I didn't like you.
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But I didn't know you
were in cahoots with that bitch!
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Leave this place to me,
and focus on putting out the fire!
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Got it! Thanks!
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Come on!
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Crap! It feels heavier than earlier!
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I don't know when I'll run outta gas.
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I can't suddenly collapse like I did before!
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No way! What is it this time?
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Jiji!
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Jiji! Don't!
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Are you okay?
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Damn you, scurrying about
and getting in the way.
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Maybe I'll kill you off first.
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If you keep going, you'll die!
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I don't want to make Jiji a murderer!
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Wait, where's Okarun?
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What did you do with him?
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I will only talk about what I want to.
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I am hungry.
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I didn't think this is how
things would turn out.
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That guy is bad news!
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He's too much for me to handle.
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It's all your fault, you hear?
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You brought in all this trouble!
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Shut up!
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This ain't the time
to whine about this and that!
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We gotta do this!
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Get down!
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Jennifer Lopez Anaconda!
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Priest!
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Daisetsuzan Drop!
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Got him!
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Ouch!
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It's not coming out!
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Are you all right, Miss Momo Ayase?
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Mantisian?
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I came here to help!
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Why are you here? What about your son?
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Can I tell you later?
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Damn, this thing's slow!
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Descending from the heavens,
we are children of the stars
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Wha...
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Embracing all,
let us go to the end of the universe
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Install an elevator next time!
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Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Taro!
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I'm floating! So scary!
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You're a man! Quit your whining!
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Descending from the heavens,
we are children of the stars
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Hurry and get me down!
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Grandma?
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Embracing all,
let us go to the end of the universe
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This is a pain in the ass.
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Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Taro!
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Damn it.
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Let's all look up at the stars
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See? Now we've all become friends
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Fly away, fly away,
all the way beyond the sky
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Our shooting star carrying all our wishes
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Fly away, fly away,
to the end of the universe
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Our shooting star carrying all our wishes
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Master!
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Manjiro!
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The Tokami Emitame!
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Seiko, Seiko, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
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Yes'm!
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Taro, charge on my command!
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Okay!
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You can do it, Seiko!
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Let's go, Kappa!
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Taro!
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All right!
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Captured it.
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Let's go home.
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Fly away, fly away,
cold, hot springs furikake
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Crash land on our home planet
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Keep going, keep on going,
as far as you can go
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A flying star carrying a big corpse
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Daddy, is this okay?
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Well done, Chiquitita!
Keep going and put out the fires!
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I told you beforehand.
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And you left it alone
until it got this bad, damn it!
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My apologies!
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Your communication was sloppy
to begin with, Master!
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I'd like you to praise me for helping
with only that much to go on!
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You're not half bad.
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Thanks!
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And you need to be kind
to the stray model, too.
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We were able to seal it away
thanks to Taro.
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I didn't hear anything about this!
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What are you gonna do
about my internal organs?
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You can just toss that
into a grocery store bag or something.
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Hey, Momo. What happened
to four-eyes and the cat?
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Huh?
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Looks like Miss Momo isn't around.
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You need to escape first
so you can save us!
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There it is!
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Crap, I can't draw out my psychic powers!
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Miss Ayase, stand back!
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Okarun!
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Miss Ayase, this might...
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No way.
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No...
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This can't be...
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Chiquitita!
Put that slime into the magma!
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Miss Ayase, what do you intend to do?
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I'm going in!
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You can't! It's dangerous!
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If you did that, you would also...
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I would also what?
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I promised to save him!
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Okarun is waiting for me!
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Please wait!
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I won't put this slime in the magma.
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There's no need for you
to enter the magma.
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You don't have to die in vain.
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Why would you say something like that?
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Hurry up and do it!
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- Miss Ayase, it's dangerous!
- You tell him too, Mantisian!
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Hurry! Please! I'm begging you!
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Save Okarun!
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Not hot!
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At all!
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Miss Ayase.
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I believed in you...
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That you'd save me.
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Hot!
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Turd nuggets!
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You took your sweet little time
with the rescue, moron!
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- You're a useless moron!
- Turbo Granny! I forgot about you!
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If I hadn't tried to save Turbo Granny,
I might've been dead by now.
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The area around the room...
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was protected by
the Mongolian Death Worm's mucus.
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It held back the magma from entering.
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That's right! Where's Mr. Jiji?
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He's not in the magma, right?
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It's fine.
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I don't know how,
but he got outside on his own.
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I-Is that so?
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I'm sorry. I said that
I would handle Mr. Jiji,
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but I couldn't do anything after all.
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I'm sorry! That wasn't on purpose!
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I'll back away immediately...
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I'm the one who should be sorry.
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I told you that I'd save you.
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But I couldn't do anything.
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Thank goodness...
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you're alive.
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Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita,
Chiquitita, do you have a dream?
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Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,
Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,
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- There's another episode, deez!
- Sh-Shy my chotchiki for you, Chiquitita!
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EPISODE 17
WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!