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Our masters have returned home.
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Welcome home, master!
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Welcome. This way.
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Excuse me, that maid's got the worst attitude.
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Miss Ayase!
Be more courteous, and speak clearly!
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Okay.
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Welcome, you bastard.
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Miss Ayase! How dare you!
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That should be, "Welcome home"!
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I'm sorry! I slipped.
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- What should we order?
- This looks tasty.
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- Sounds good.
- Right?
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May we take your order?
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Pure apple juice!
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Let's see, then I'll have the tea.
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Okarun, you didn't want
to drink anything, right?
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Huh? Of course I'd like a drink!
I mean, Miss Ayase is making an effort to...
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You said earlier that you didn't need any!
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May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
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- Louder, please!
- May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
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It's not getting any tastier, damn you!
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May it get tastier! May it get tastier!
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Pour some more affection into it, will ya?
That's right, that's more like it!
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You can do it when you put your mind to it.
Next time, yell from your gut!
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I'll murder you—r advice is appreciated.
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Then, to make it even tastier,
create a heart in front of your chest.
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All together now!
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Here we go. Ready...
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Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
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MOE MOE TRI-BEAM
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You guys are gonna regret this, damn it.
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You're doing a great job.
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I took an adorable pic of you, Momo!
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You said it was a restaurant!
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Maids are great, too. You look so cute!
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You're just here to make fun of me.
Go home, go home!
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All right , see ya. Great job.
Keep at it!
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The path to renovation!
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Shoo, shoo!
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- Let's go, Okarun!
- Wait, hold on just a second!
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What's up?
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I'll stay here.
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Take your time!
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I'm sorry to barge in at your work.
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Like, really! Don't come here again!
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Man, I'm cold.
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Miss Ayase, how late are you working?
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Huh? Ten o'clock.
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Then I'll stay here until your shift is over.
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You should go home.
It's cold, and you might get sick.
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It's dangerous for a girl
to go home alone at night.
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Oh no, but I'm tough, so I'll be all right.
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I see.
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Well, then...
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Take care.
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EPISODE 19
FEELING KINDA GLOOMY
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Great job.
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I'm sorry to have caused
all sorts of trouble.
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Momo, you were great!
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Really?
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I'd like you to come back again!
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Okay! Good night!
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Take care!
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Guess I'll go home.
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Great job today!
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Are you done with your shift?
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Huh? What? I thought you went home!
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I can't let a lady
be all by herself this late at night!
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Let's hurry on home.
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Boy, it's cold.
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Since it's cold...
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Take that!
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Incredible!
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He's not budging at all.
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Tee-hee.
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Impressive. You learn real quick.
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Manjiro, get some hot water ready.
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Okay.
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Jiji, stay put.
I'm going to try some soy sauce.
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Oh, no!
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Master! Isn't it a bit too soon for that?
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Jiji, visualize it. As if steam is coming out
from every pore in your body.
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It'll be okay. Believe in yourself.
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All right. Here goes.
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That was close!
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Amazing! Is something like this
actually possible?
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So wicked. This takes away
so much of my stamina.
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Prodigies are pretty amazing folks.
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Don't let your guard down.
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You might be able
to handle room-temperature liquids,
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but you still can't handle cold stuff yet.
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But it's good to find out
that we can hold it back.
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Now, we might be able
to get you back to a regular life.
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I'm home!
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Huh? You're late!
What time do you think it is?
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I was at a part-time job.
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Part-time job? I didn't hear about this!
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Does it matter?
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So cold.
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I'll take this hot water.
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- What were you doing out this late...
- Momo, listen up...
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Evil Eye, stop it! Let me fight you!
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Stop it! Evil Eye!
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I'll take this hot water.
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That was close.
I'm glad I had some in my mouth.
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Momo! I'm sorry! I didn't...
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It's fine, it's okay.
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Miss Ayase, are you all right?
Can you breathe?
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Fine. I'm fine. I just got a bit scared.
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More like, did you see
my super fine play there?
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Please, Miss Ayase.
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But seriously, my clothes are all tattered up.
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It's not your fault. It's okay.
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You'll catch a cold. You should get
some clothes on right now.
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Oh, if you're okay with my stuff...
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Thanks, Okarun!
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I'm sorry.
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For what?
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About earlier...
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Not much you can do, right?
These things happen.
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I'm sorry. I'll be more careful.
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Shush already, just go to sleep.
You're being all mopey.
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I wanna live in a village like this,
because, because
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The waves crash a-splashin',
atop the sounds you're a-surfin'
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The waves crash a-splashin'
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Mr. Peeny!
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I wanna live in a village like this,
because, because
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Someone claiming
to be your friend is here!
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A friend has come to visit me.
That makes me happy, deez!
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Oh my, Mr. Okarun.
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What? Mr. Mantis?
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What's with that look?
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I've always looked like deez
when I am on Earth.
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Wow, amazing!
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It really is true that aliens normally
blend into society by looking like humans!
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By the way, about how many aliens
are here on Earth?
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I don't know, deez.
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Mr. Okarun,
you need something from me, deez?
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Huh? Oh, right, sorry!
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Actually, there's something
I'd like to ask of you, Mr. Mantis.
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Please make me your apprentice!
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Please teach me
how to throw a punch. I beg of you!
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No way, deez.
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Why is that?
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Violence is bad, deez.
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More importantly, can you
help me carry these sacks over there, deez?
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There's no time to rest, deez.
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Um, after I help with this,
can you make me your apprentice?
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No way, deez.
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Why?
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I'm not going to give up.
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I will learn how
to throw a punch tomorrow!
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I'm home!
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You're late, Four-Eyes!
Do you have a part-time job, too?
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Well, yes.
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Hurry up and eat your meal!
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I can't do the dishes until you do.
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We've really reached the limit.
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We survived this time
thanks to Miss Momo's quick thinking,
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but I doubt the same trick
will work twice.
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And living together
with an evil spirit is absurd to begin with.
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Let's call for the hayashi performers
one more time.
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If you won't do the ritual prayer,
then I will do it.
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All right? I'll go contact them.
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Hey, Manjiro.
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It's so rough.
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As an adult, you want to burden yourself
with all the kids' troubles,
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so you can tell them
to do whatever they like.
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It's the responsibility of an adult
to show them reality as well.
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I do like Mr. Jiji's spirit, too.
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But what's impossible is impossible.
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It's just so sad.
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Gotta make it snappy.
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What kinda dance is that?
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I'm not dancing.
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What a klutz.
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Leave me alone!
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Hey, why are you practicing
how to punch?
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Because I want to become stronger,
of course!
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What are you gonna do
by getting stronger?
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Is there someone
you wanna kill or something?
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I've been pissed off for a while now.
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I want to take Evil Eye
and send him completely flying.
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Do you wanna be able to throw punches?
Or do you wanna become strong?
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Well, I want to be able to throw a punch
so I can become stronger.
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No, you got it wrong.
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Even if you could throw a punch,
you wouldn't be stronger.
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Evil Eye is several levels above you
in both power and technique.
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He's got considerable speed, too.
After all, he can keep up with my abilities.
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What? Then what are you telling me to do?
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Just whose power do you think
you're borrowing, moron?
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Let me ask you one more time.
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Do you wanna be able to throw punches,
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or do you wanna become stronger?
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I want to become stronger.
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You turd nugget.
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Follow me.
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You're using my power,
but you're so weak. I don't like it.
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I have no choice, so I'll train you.
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Keep up with me like your life depends on it.
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You wanted me to follow you here?
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Don't be modest. Just head in.
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This is bad!
If I get caught, they'll scold me!
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When you're getting a scolding,
just think of ramen or something.
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I'm saying that I don't want to get scolded!
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Takakura, what are you doing?
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Miss Shiratori? You followed us here?
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What a turd of a roadblock.
Leave her alone.
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Please keep this a secret!
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Tell me what you're going to do!
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It's dangerous for you to come here!
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I won't leave until you tell me!
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Hurry up and go back, you half-wit.
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What's with this damn dumpling?
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Next time you trash talk me, I'll take
that pukey furball face of yours and crush it!
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Bring it on, idiot! You're dead meat!
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Okay! Both of you, be quiet!
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If that's the case, you should say so!
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I want to become stronger, too!
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Okay.
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And those filthy words earlier
were said by Acro-Silky, okay?
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Those were definitely not my words!
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Is that so?
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It is so! I could never
come up with words like that!
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Moron.
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Pukey, furball face sliced pork moron.
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Sounds like ya wanna say goodbye, huh?
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What's with this damn dumpling?
I'll crush you!
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These guys are hopeless!
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Takakura, I'm scared.
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I-It's all right! We have the powers
of yokai monsters as well.
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It's me, idiot.
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Do you want to be murdered, pukey furball?
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Takakura, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
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I'm totally fine.
Are you okay, Miss Shiratori?
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Oh, I'm such an idiot!
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Jump in sync with these notes.
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Why?
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Come on. You've got no time,
so hurry up and do it.
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There's an idiot jumping.
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Hey! What exactly are you after here?
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That's your combat rhythm.
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Rhythm?
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And then, this is Evil Eye's rhythm.
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You get it?
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This is yours.
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This is Evil Eye's.
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If I compare it to those jumps earlier,
in the time it takes you to jump once and land,
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Evil Eye will have taken four full actions.
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What? He's faster than you, Turbo Granny?
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That's why I couldn't shake him off...
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That's not it! I'm ten billion times faster!
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I’m just talking about technique!
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Your rhythm is too monotonous.
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Basically, it's about how many notes
you can cram into one beat.
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What becomes important is the amount
of times you can switch actions in combat.
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Even that skank
can do a four-switch in one beat.
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Evil Eye also is a four-switch.
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Adding the cursed house's attack
would make him a ten-switch.
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You are a two-switch.
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That wasn't me.
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So noisy! Is that an orchestra?
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Where is this sound coming from?
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They're here.
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Here? Who is?
The noise is so loud I can't hear...
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I hear filthy notes.
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Who is making such noise?
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Who is it?
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I'll never do it.
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- No, do it.
- No way.
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Come on, do you want to get fired?
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- Damn it.
- Yeah!
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Next episode,
"You Can Do It, Okarun!" And then...
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EPISODE 20
YOU CAN DO IT, OKARUN!
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- Damn it.
- Do it.
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Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
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- Miss Ayase.
- Damn it!