WEBVTT 00:00.970 --> 00:07.130 I, Segawa Hiro, in order to take back the lead role, have something that I want to do. 00:10.330 --> 00:11.480 Umino-kun, 00:12.250 --> 00:13.560 let's get married. 01:45.770 --> 01:48.950 Making a wedding pamphlet? 01:46.980 --> 01:50.440 Meguro Myoujin Wedding Guide 01:46.980 --> 01:50.440 Accepting Applications 01:48.950 --> 01:50.440 That's right. 01:50.690 --> 01:54.490 Episode 8: No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss 01:50.940 --> 01:54.220 Our shrine does weddings, among other things. 01:54.220 --> 01:57.510 We've been talking about updating it a little. 01:57.510 --> 01:59.330 I see. 01:59.330 --> 02:02.120 Jeez. I was totally under the impression... 02:02.340 --> 02:04.870 And a bride is a lead role. 02:04.870 --> 02:06.740 Which means... 02:06.740 --> 02:07.960 In other words, 02:08.310 --> 02:13.920 you and I are going to be the bride and groom in the pamphlet. 02:13.920 --> 02:16.720 Meguro Myoujin Wedding Guide 02:13.920 --> 02:16.720 Accepting Applications 02:14.880 --> 02:16.710 Me 02:14.880 --> 02:16.710 Segawa-san 02:17.710 --> 02:20.930 Would you not be okay with that? 02:21.190 --> 02:24.890 Me and Segawa-san?! A marriage photo?! 02:24.890 --> 02:26.610 Let's do it. 02:26.610 --> 02:28.350 Great! 02:28.350 --> 02:31.140 Okay, I'll go discuss it with Mom. 02:31.140 --> 02:31.950 Okay! 02:33.200 --> 02:34.360 Absolutely not. 02:35.320 --> 02:37.320 You can't be serious! 02:37.320 --> 02:39.320 You're engaged. 02:39.320 --> 02:41.530 You, hold a wedding?! 02:41.530 --> 02:43.360 You're supposed to be confined here. 02:43.360 --> 02:46.740 Why not spend your time reflecting at the shrine instead, 02:47.170 --> 02:48.700 U-kun?! 02:48.700 --> 02:50.920 She knows about it! 02:51.420 --> 02:57.630 We know it isn't your fault, so she agreed to take you in. 02:57.950 --> 03:01.040 But I guess a wedding was a bit too much. 03:01.040 --> 03:03.260 Sorry I can't be of any help. 03:03.260 --> 03:05.350 That just gets me even more fired up. 03:06.970 --> 03:09.450 We're just getting started, Umino-kun. 03:10.640 --> 03:11.730 Oh, my. 03:12.350 --> 03:16.120 Who might have tidied up here? 03:17.890 --> 03:19.070 There. 03:20.000 --> 03:21.780 Did you do the cleaning? 03:22.360 --> 03:24.370 Please, get some rest. 03:24.770 --> 03:26.510 I don't mean this in exchange, but— 03:26.510 --> 03:27.490 Nope. 03:28.080 --> 03:32.290 This was supposed to be a job for the part-time worker. 03:32.650 --> 03:34.750 This just makes things more complicated. 03:37.090 --> 03:40.200 I've wiped the floors in the halls, too. 03:40.200 --> 03:42.130 I appreciate your enthusiasm, 03:42.480 --> 03:45.090 but Hiro has a fiancé. 03:48.550 --> 03:50.300 Well, shoot. 03:50.300 --> 03:52.020 So that didn't work, either. 03:52.020 --> 03:55.100 Forgive my ineffectiveness! 03:55.590 --> 03:57.820 We're just getting started. 03:58.760 --> 04:01.150 Have you given up, Umino-kun? 04:01.150 --> 04:04.610 Your mother made it clear that we can't. 04:04.900 --> 04:07.060 That's how it always is. 04:08.730 --> 04:13.200 No matter how many times we fail, we only need to succeed once to win. 04:14.290 --> 04:16.180 I see. 04:16.180 --> 04:20.680 Segawa-san is who she is now because she battles her mother. 04:23.960 --> 04:28.170 That boy, Umino-kun, has driven Hiro to do so much. 04:29.110 --> 04:30.930 Just who is he? 04:31.650 --> 04:33.240 All right, then. 04:33.710 --> 04:35.340 I'll deal with it! 04:35.890 --> 04:37.840 That's great, Segawa-san. 04:44.950 --> 04:49.630 Well, well, well... You must be Umino-kun! 04:50.520 --> 04:52.540 Yes, but, uh... 04:52.540 --> 04:54.000 Who might you be? 04:54.960 --> 04:56.290 Dad... 04:58.530 --> 05:00.740 I challenge you to a sumo match! 05:01.620 --> 05:05.670 Defeat me, and I will allow the wedding. 05:05.670 --> 05:07.890 Ready... 05:07.890 --> 05:09.970 What is even going on here?! 05:11.790 --> 05:12.680 Then again... 05:13.660 --> 05:15.640 I don't have a choice! 05:16.140 --> 05:17.100 Nokotta! 05:20.910 --> 05:22.250 Umino-kun! 05:22.540 --> 05:24.600 Heave-ho! 05:28.650 --> 05:29.620 Splat. 05:30.220 --> 05:32.790 Wait, wait! There's no way! 05:32.790 --> 05:34.750 All right, approved! 05:34.750 --> 05:35.560 Why?! 05:35.560 --> 05:36.530 Nice! 05:38.080 --> 05:40.130 Splendid! 05:41.180 --> 05:43.840 Sumo is not all about winning. 05:44.130 --> 05:48.300 Your courage in facing me is worthy of praise. 05:48.300 --> 05:50.460 I like you, Umino-kun! 05:51.800 --> 05:57.150 I never thought I'd be taking a bath with Segawa-san's dad, though... 05:57.750 --> 06:02.940 Me coming to this shrine is why Hiro's in such a bind. 06:04.710 --> 06:08.860 Her mom and I were married by our parents' will. 06:10.070 --> 06:12.020 You were?! 06:12.020 --> 06:15.810 This shrine has a 1,300-year history. 06:15.810 --> 06:18.040 There's a lot going on. 06:18.990 --> 06:27.260 I was 23 and Asami-san was 21 when I was adopted into the family as her groom. 06:28.150 --> 06:33.680 When we first met, she seemed like such an adorable lady. 06:38.020 --> 06:39.100 Erm... 06:39.100 --> 06:41.140 Is something the matter? 06:41.730 --> 06:47.440 Am I marrying such a giant man? 06:52.360 --> 06:58.330 Even after we got married, my feelings for her went unrequited for a time. 06:58.630 --> 07:01.540 That must have been difficult. 07:01.540 --> 07:03.140 Not at all. 07:03.140 --> 07:06.500 I've married a fantastic woman. I'm happy. 07:06.740 --> 07:12.400 Which is why I want Hiro to marry whomever she chooses. 07:14.450 --> 07:18.640 Asami-san married me to protect this shrine. 07:18.930 --> 07:22.120 But I'm sure she still has her regrets. 07:22.120 --> 07:24.400 If she hadn't been engaged to me, 07:24.400 --> 07:28.450 she might be much happier right now. 07:28.450 --> 07:30.720 Not a day goes by that I don't consider it. 07:32.510 --> 07:34.690 All right, that's enough time in the bath! 07:34.690 --> 07:35.660 Yes, sir! 07:40.480 --> 07:41.910 Yakisoba! 07:43.030 --> 07:45.470 Umino-kun, are you all right?! 07:45.470 --> 07:48.820 You're gonna catch a cold, letting your yakisoba bun hang out like that! 07:56.510 --> 07:59.780 You may allow it, but I will not. 08:00.560 --> 08:05.600 How would you face your fiancé with a pamphlet like that out there? 08:06.810 --> 08:10.400 I'm not marrying my fiancé. 08:11.690 --> 08:13.990 Here we go again. 08:14.310 --> 08:17.700 Why, exactly, are you so adamantly against it? 08:18.050 --> 08:21.640 Because I've seen you and Dad. 08:21.640 --> 08:25.790 I know marrying someone arranged by my parents isn't going to make me happy. 08:25.790 --> 08:27.040 My! 08:29.200 --> 08:33.030 Why do I have to get married when it isn't going to make me happy? 08:33.030 --> 08:36.180 I'll protect the shrine without doing that! 08:36.880 --> 08:39.140 This isn't about just you! 08:39.460 --> 08:41.720 What would you know?! 08:41.720 --> 08:43.980 You're the one who doesn't get it! 08:43.980 --> 08:46.500 Why don't you allow her already?! 08:47.350 --> 08:50.910 Asami-san, it's just a wedding photo! 08:50.910 --> 08:52.940 It's fiction! 08:53.220 --> 08:55.460 That isn't what we're discussing right now. 08:55.900 --> 08:58.160 I take issue with you, too. 08:58.740 --> 09:02.450 You may be large, but you're utterly helpless. 09:02.830 --> 09:05.410 You can't button your shirts, 09:05.970 --> 09:08.130 you keep breaking things... 09:08.130 --> 09:10.400 I didn't do anything to tear it. 09:08.850 --> 09:12.340 And how many tabi socks have you torn? 09:12.340 --> 09:14.360 Uh-oh. 09:13.100 --> 09:15.910 You've destroyed the shrine ceiling. 09:15.910 --> 09:18.720 You've made kids cry during their shrine visits. 09:18.720 --> 09:22.060 All you can manage to do without me is sumo! 09:22.060 --> 09:23.090 Sumo! 09:23.090 --> 09:24.890 Dad, be strong! 09:25.160 --> 09:26.040 Huh? 09:26.480 --> 09:28.520 And you, Mom! 09:28.520 --> 09:32.830 You could at least say he can't take care of anything around him! 09:34.700 --> 09:36.930 Isn't that what that is about? 09:39.580 --> 09:44.950 Segawa-san's mother is always with her father. 09:45.360 --> 09:47.400 You've seen him all the time. 09:47.400 --> 09:49.000 You know him inside-out. 09:50.580 --> 09:53.850 You wouldn't do that if you hated him. 09:54.520 --> 09:58.280 That's how much you love him, isn't it? 10:00.910 --> 10:04.770 To say out loud that I love him is such a Western notion... 10:07.480 --> 10:09.000 Is he roaring?! 10:09.000 --> 10:11.310 Don't cry, Dad. 10:13.630 --> 10:15.940 Thanks, Umino-kun. 10:16.180 --> 10:17.150 Huh? 10:17.150 --> 10:20.280 I got to know something about my family that I didn't before. 10:20.690 --> 10:26.870 Mom used to hate Dad, but she started liking him over time, I guess. 10:26.870 --> 10:28.120 Seems like it. 10:28.400 --> 10:32.480 I found that out in the short time that you've been here. 10:33.020 --> 10:35.780 I wonder if I'd learn more if we married. 10:39.280 --> 10:40.280 Kidding. 10:40.280 --> 10:41.760 Kidding?! 10:43.660 --> 10:44.590 But... 10:46.850 --> 10:51.320 Maybe I'm free to have my own relationships now. 10:53.120 --> 10:57.250 I mean, it doesn't matter why you got married in the beginning. 10:57.250 --> 11:01.260 What matters is that you're happy now, right? 11:01.580 --> 11:05.310 That means it doesn't have to be the person I'm engaged to. 11:10.990 --> 11:13.040 Hey, Umino-kun... 11:13.040 --> 11:15.250 Yes? What is it?! 11:17.590 --> 11:18.730 I... 11:20.620 --> 11:22.420 Hey, you two! 11:23.470 --> 11:25.260 I've changed my mind! 11:25.260 --> 11:28.390 Hiro, you are to marry your fiancé! 11:29.420 --> 11:31.950 I've thought it through and realized 11:31.950 --> 11:35.870 that marrying your fiancé is the best way to find happiness! 11:36.950 --> 11:39.460 What are you talking about?! 11:39.460 --> 11:41.240 Mom, please, say something! 11:41.520 --> 11:43.860 He's absolutely right. 11:43.860 --> 11:47.390 Come on! 12:01.080 --> 12:02.240 Umino-kun. 12:02.760 --> 12:06.720 We officially got permission to do the wedding. 12:07.880 --> 12:09.120 You did it! 12:09.120 --> 12:11.180 It's all thanks to you. 12:11.180 --> 12:14.030 Did I do something? 12:14.030 --> 12:17.150 Mom isn't convinced yet... 12:17.150 --> 12:22.180 Please, Asami-san! Don't you want to see it, as a parent?! 12:17.890 --> 12:22.410 But Dad was desperate to see me as a bride, so he convinced her. 12:22.780 --> 12:26.160 All right, let's do this! 12:26.160 --> 12:29.210 I definitely haven't done anything, have I? 12:29.950 --> 12:33.410 Elementary School 12:29.950 --> 12:33.410 Middle School 12:29.950 --> 12:33.410 Preschool 12:30.860 --> 12:33.410 A video recording your growth? 12:33.410 --> 12:39.000 I think a wedding is meant to thank your parents for raising you, too. 12:39.270 --> 12:43.140 I want my parents to think back to the past. 12:43.140 --> 12:44.720 Makes sense. 12:46.460 --> 12:49.590 I can't believe this used to be you. 12:49.590 --> 12:51.400 Well, of course. 12:51.770 --> 12:59.980 Winner 12:52.070 --> 12:56.590 This was when I won at our elementary school sports festival. 12:56.590 --> 12:59.980 So you've always been competitive. 13:00.910 --> 13:01.820 Though... 13:02.880 --> 13:07.160 I can tell you really love this shrine. 13:08.140 --> 13:10.200 Y-You can tell? 13:10.200 --> 13:13.750 You don't smile like that outside the shrine. 13:21.650 --> 13:24.510 You look good, Umino-kun! 13:24.890 --> 13:26.970 Do I? 13:27.250 --> 13:31.820 Man, I'm getting nervous now that I have the outfit on. 13:32.180 --> 13:35.400 We're really doing this wedding, aren't we? 13:36.030 --> 13:37.520 I know it's make-believe, but... 13:38.780 --> 13:41.440 Umino-kun, it's crooked. 13:47.550 --> 13:49.120 By the way... 13:49.120 --> 13:51.820 What... was that about? 13:53.380 --> 13:54.550 What was what about? 13:54.550 --> 13:56.460 At school, I mean... 13:56.910 --> 13:58.900 Oh, no, that was an accident. 13:58.900 --> 14:00.820 That was nothing, right? 14:03.950 --> 14:07.970 There's no such thing as a meaningless kiss. 14:08.380 --> 14:10.400 Um... 14:10.400 --> 14:11.850 You mean... 14:15.550 --> 14:19.250 I'm looking forward to the kiss after the vows. 14:20.190 --> 14:22.400 Umino-tei Diner 14:20.720 --> 14:22.400 Come on in! 14:22.850 --> 14:24.860 Welcome to Umino-tei. 14:23.450 --> 14:27.360 Trainee 14:24.860 --> 14:26.920 Are you ready to order? 14:27.640 --> 14:30.360 Wait, is this the wrong place? 14:30.360 --> 14:32.080 Hey, I know you! 14:32.080 --> 14:34.230 You're the daughter of that hotel tycoon. 14:34.230 --> 14:35.910 That's me. 14:35.910 --> 14:40.380 I decided to work here for a while for experience. 14:41.960 --> 14:46.960 We just happened to be short-staffed, so we're lucky she came by. 14:46.960 --> 14:50.720 She's productive, and she's popular with the customers. 14:50.720 --> 14:53.680 You'll have to work hard to keep up, Sachi! 14:54.670 --> 14:57.510 Come on! The dishes are piling up! 14:57.510 --> 14:58.850 Pick up the pace! 14:58.850 --> 15:00.520 I'm working on it! 15:00.520 --> 15:01.960 Sheesh. 15:01.960 --> 15:04.100 You're always so quick to talk back. 15:05.360 --> 15:08.030 You haven't even been away from the shop for that long, 15:08.030 --> 15:09.580 and you're already losing your edge. 15:11.820 --> 15:14.660 Don't worry about it, Sachi-chan. 15:14.950 --> 15:21.250 Y'know, this is my first time spending time here, so they're just being extra nice to me. 15:22.560 --> 15:27.710 I mean, I spilled some beer earlier, and I've already broken five dishes. 15:27.710 --> 15:28.800 Tee-hee. 15:28.800 --> 15:30.130 That's not it. 15:31.120 --> 15:35.010 I'm worried about what Onii's up to. 15:36.850 --> 15:40.000 Oh, is that why you've been so down? 15:40.000 --> 15:41.730 You're so cute, Sachi-chan. 15:41.730 --> 15:44.440 It's not just that. 15:45.740 --> 15:48.900 I'm sure Nagi-kun's doing great. 15:49.310 --> 15:54.560 He was obsessed with studying the whole time we were in the hotel room. 15:55.120 --> 15:58.350 He's probably discussing schoolwork with Hiro-chan right now. 15:59.000 --> 16:02.660 You mean nothing happened? 16:03.040 --> 16:04.820 What do you mean? 16:04.820 --> 16:06.630 Nothing happened. 16:09.920 --> 16:11.160 Okay. 16:12.760 --> 16:15.640 Hey, Sachi, could you get the evening paper from the postbox? 16:15.640 --> 16:16.760 Okay. 16:21.980 --> 16:23.860 An invitation? 16:27.080 --> 16:29.000 An invitation for me? 16:29.000 --> 16:30.460 For what? 16:31.330 --> 16:36.430 The two of us will be holding a wedding ceremony. 16:36.430 --> 16:37.460 What? 16:37.920 --> 16:40.080 We would be delighted if you could join us. 16:40.080 --> 16:41.280 Umino Nagi. 16:41.280 --> 16:42.820 Segawa Hiro. 16:42.820 --> 16:43.790 What? 16:44.160 --> 16:46.360 Just kidding. 16:44.160 --> 16:49.130 Meguro Myoujin Wedding Ceremony Pamphlet Production Committee 16:46.360 --> 16:49.130 We would like you to participate as attendees 16:49.130 --> 16:53.630 in producing photos for a wedding ceremony pamphlet sample. 16:53.630 --> 16:56.590 Open Today 16:53.630 --> 16:56.590 Umino family Segawa family (False) Wedding Ceremony Meguro Myoujin 16:54.150 --> 16:55.850 See you there! 16:58.290 --> 17:00.000 Looking good, Umino-kun! 17:00.000 --> 17:02.210 You look good in a hakama. 17:02.210 --> 17:03.730 You're making me nervous. 17:03.730 --> 17:05.140 Please don't— 17:19.830 --> 17:22.230 Hiro! 17:22.230 --> 17:24.830 You're the most beautiful thing in the world! 17:24.830 --> 17:28.360 Jeez, don't make a huge deal of it, Dad. 17:26.310 --> 17:29.520 Let me get a good look! Get a camera! 17:29.410 --> 17:31.040 Sh-Shit... 17:29.520 --> 17:30.520 Camera! 17:31.040 --> 17:33.420 Segawa-san's too beautiful. 17:33.420 --> 17:34.760 I have no words. 17:35.330 --> 17:38.200 Why can't I get it to focus?! 17:38.200 --> 17:40.470 Because you're crying. 17:40.710 --> 17:43.090 You can't even take a proper picture. 17:43.090 --> 17:46.090 You really are good for nothing besides sumo wrestling. 17:46.940 --> 17:49.890 I still haven't approved of this. 17:49.890 --> 17:52.150 Come on, Mom. 17:52.460 --> 17:55.390 Well, then, you two, stand in front of the main shrine. 17:55.390 --> 17:57.280 Come closer, Umino-kun. 17:57.280 --> 17:58.490 Okay. 17:58.490 --> 18:01.640 Right, we're getting married. 18:01.640 --> 18:03.220 "Umino-kun" isn't right. 18:04.400 --> 18:05.450 Nagi-san. 18:07.080 --> 18:08.420 Hiro... 18:08.420 --> 18:09.920 Hiro-san? 18:11.200 --> 18:13.190 You're too tense, Nagi-san. 18:13.190 --> 18:14.710 What the? Holy crap! 18:14.710 --> 18:16.470 It's totally Japanese-style! 18:16.470 --> 18:18.170 Should I have dressed differently? 18:18.170 --> 18:19.520 Amano-san! 18:19.520 --> 18:22.130 Erika-chan! You made it! 18:22.130 --> 18:24.260 You're so pretty, Hiro-chan! 18:24.580 --> 18:27.980 Also, why are you in a white dress? 18:29.100 --> 18:30.030 Is that wrong? 18:30.030 --> 18:32.560 White is for the bride! 18:34.000 --> 18:35.580 Whoopsie-daisy. 18:37.570 --> 18:40.120 I thought it was just a party. 18:40.120 --> 18:42.240 Segawa-san's cracking up. 18:42.240 --> 18:46.480 Weddings are nice, though, huh? 18:46.480 --> 18:48.660 I hope I can have one someday. 18:50.120 --> 18:54.030 I wanna go to your wedding, Erika-chan! 18:54.030 --> 18:55.350 Come! Come! 18:55.350 --> 18:58.720 Who are they even imagining getting married to? 18:58.990 --> 19:01.280 Please be ready in the waiting room. 19:01.280 --> 19:03.680 I guess I should just wait here? 19:04.210 --> 19:07.140 I'll have a surprise ready while you're waiting. 19:08.810 --> 19:11.100 To our attendees, 19:11.100 --> 19:16.440 thank you for attending this (false) wedding. 19:17.280 --> 19:20.070 We'll be ready briefly, but in the meantime, 19:20.430 --> 19:24.910 I, Mochizuki Ai, will entertain you! 19:24.910 --> 19:28.660 She's overshadowing the bride with her entrance when this isn't even her show! 19:29.040 --> 19:31.380 You won't get away with this! 19:31.380 --> 19:33.810 No one gave you permission! 19:33.810 --> 19:35.670 No permission! 19:35.670 --> 19:38.210 And she's singing a jealousy song! 19:38.210 --> 19:40.550 Er, Ai-san... 19:40.550 --> 19:43.710 We're just taking photos. You don't need to sing. 19:43.710 --> 19:47.180 I don't allow things to be half-assed. 19:47.910 --> 19:51.890 I'll sing for Nagi-chan for my next act. 19:51.890 --> 19:54.100 Huh? Sure. 19:54.380 --> 19:59.820 Man... Ai-chan sure has an aura when she's on stage. 20:02.080 --> 20:04.550 Umino-kun, the ceremony's about to begin. 20:04.550 --> 20:05.860 Right. 20:08.790 --> 20:12.270 I never knew Shinto weddings were held at the same place as where you pray. 20:12.270 --> 20:14.620 It's invigorating. 20:15.020 --> 20:17.330 Speaking of which, where's Sachi-chan? 20:17.330 --> 20:19.100 Oh, her? 20:20.280 --> 20:22.970 I have exams coming up. 20:23.270 --> 20:25.230 And I'm not interested. 20:25.230 --> 20:27.790 She couldn't make it because she has mock exams. 20:27.790 --> 20:29.580 I see. 20:32.510 --> 20:35.020 Please welcome the bride and the groom. 20:37.060 --> 20:38.590 Beautiful, Hiro! 20:38.590 --> 20:39.640 You're fantastic! 20:39.640 --> 20:40.620 So cute! 20:40.620 --> 20:42.780 You look just like Asami-san when she was younger! 20:44.030 --> 20:45.740 It's happening. 20:46.130 --> 20:50.330 It's pretty unnerving even for a fake wedding, huh? 20:50.770 --> 20:51.910 Yeah... 20:53.710 --> 20:55.530 The time has come! 21:02.300 --> 21:05.760 Today, Segawa-san is definitely the lead role. 21:06.180 --> 21:09.720 And I, standing next to her... 21:10.410 --> 21:12.810 You may now kiss. 21:12.810 --> 21:14.680 What? They're actually gonna kiss?! 21:15.210 --> 21:18.020 It's a Reiwa-style Shinto wedding. 21:18.020 --> 21:19.150 A what? 21:19.150 --> 21:23.650 I mean, I get that it'll feel a bit dull without it, but... 21:23.650 --> 21:25.490 I'm against this. 21:27.760 --> 21:30.370 Is it just me, or are Nagi-kun's eyes bloodshot? 21:30.370 --> 21:33.410 I can't stand to look, even if it's fake. 21:38.810 --> 21:39.860 Will... 21:41.420 --> 21:43.540 Will this day... 21:48.800 --> 21:50.270 come for real? 21:52.780 --> 21:54.240 Wait! 21:57.000 --> 22:00.910 Please don't take my brother from me! 22:01.970 --> 22:03.420 Sachi. 23:34.990 --> 23:40.000 Episode 9: The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!! 23:35.630 --> 23:38.440 "The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!"