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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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So this is the Nagumo Detective Agency.
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Detectives
These Days
Are Crazy!
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Former Great Detective
Nagumo Keiichiro
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The famous high school detective
has done it again,
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bringing a speedy resolution to
a tough case the police couldn't handle.
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He's so hot!
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No pushing now.
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Shake my hand!
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The screams just refuse to stop!
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Take me now!
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Nagumo Keiichiro truly is a genius!
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Nagumo-kun! How do you feel about this case?
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Well, I'd say...
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I could've used a little
more excitement, y'know?
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Oh. A dream.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
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Hello, Nagumo Detective Agency.
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I'm Nagumo Keiichiro, a detective so great
that everyone in the business knows me.
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R-Right. If you could just give me
a little more time on the rent.
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Except I haven't been known
as a "great detective" since I was a kid.
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I'm so sorry.
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Some people say I've lost
my skills, but I haven't.
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Damn landlord. One day late
with the rent and this happens.
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He used to be a lot more pliable.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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I just lost a little of my youth.
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Damn this chronic back pain!
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Shit. I've got a stakeout to get to.
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This is the first job I've had in ages.
I can't blow it.
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Get up. Get up, great detective.
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Oh, um...
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Thanks for the treat.
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My chastity is in danger!
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Watch it!
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You just tried to get a peep
at my underwear, didn't you?
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Sure, I looked, but not on purpose.
I'm down here for a good reason.
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Liar!
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Who the hell are you, anyway?
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If you're a prospective client,
sorry, but I'm busy.
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Oh! I came after seeing this.
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Huh?
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Wait, where did I put it? That's weird.
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Did I forget to bring it?
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Oh, it was just at the back of my neck.
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Oh.
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The flyer I made a long time ago
when I was shorthanded.
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So, uh...
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I'm responding to your honored,
venerable agency's request for—
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I'm not hiring.
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What?! Why not?!
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That should be obvious.
A teenage girl can't be a detective.
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Huh? But it's not like
I'm a gyaru or anything.
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Makeup.
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Cleavage on show.
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Short skirt.
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You're clearly a gyaru.
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Your criteria's super outdated. Gross.
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I'm fine with being gross.
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Aw, come on. This job's gotta be tough
for an old dude to do alone.
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You should have an assistant.
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Listen, little girl.
Detective work's all about patience.
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No faltering. No hesitating.
No getting flustered.
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It takes innate talent.
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It's not a job a tender young gyaru
like you can, uh, handle...
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Tender... So tender...
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No getting flustered!
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Sorry!
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Quit peeping at my underwear
any chance you get!
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I told you, I'm not.
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Despite how I may appear,
I practice Ryukyu karate,
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so if you try anything funny,
your head's gonna go flying.
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There's no move in Ryukyu karate
that sends heads flying.
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There's gotta be other
part-time work you can do.
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Why do you want to be
a detective's assistant?
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Because I'm striving to
be a detective one day.
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Who says that with a spear
over their shoulder?
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I've been working super hard
since I was little to become a detective.
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My storage technique is
just another result of my effort.
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No technique makes that possible.
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I promise I'll be useful, okay? So please!
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Seriously—
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Say no more!
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I'm an aspiring detective.
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I will deduce what you were about to say.
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Can you do that?
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Not to worry. I watched all of
Furuhata Ninzaburo yesterday.
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Is that gonna work?
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Hmm, I'm going to say...
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Since you've had less work lately,
you don't have the money to hire anyone?
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Whoa, it really did work!
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Well? Wanna hire me now?
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I don't have time for this.
Try somewhere else.
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Hey, wait!
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Tamura Takako
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Age 27. Office worker
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Married client 2 years ago
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Signs of a man
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around her
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for 2 weeks
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Suspected of meeting
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a man in
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secret
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at work
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Tamura Takako.
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Age 27. Office worker.
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Married the client two years ago.
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Signs of a man around her
for two weeks.
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Suspected of meeting
a man in secret at work.
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Frankly, she's looking pretty guilty to me,
but there've been no changes this week...
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Oh, she's on the move.
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In the opposite direction from
her office. Is she meeting a man?
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She went into a café. Okay, I'll go in, too.
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Wait.
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What kind of fancy café is this?
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An old guy like me would stick out
like a sore thumb if I went in there alone.
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I'll just watch from outside.
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Squee! What is this café? It looks so cute!
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Let's go in, Kei-chan.
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Hey! What are you—
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You want to go in there, right?
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An old dude like you would stick out
like a sore thumb if you went in there alone.
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I'll pretend to be your
much younger girlfriend.
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Let's go in, okay?
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Uh, okay, I guess.
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Welcome! Have you decided
what you'd like to order?
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Oh, uh...
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The menu's so fancy, I can't read it.
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Just order anything.
It doesn't matter what it is.
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Okay, then, one Hoppy.
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What even is that?!
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What? I can't get that?
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Should a detective draw attention
to himself from the get-go?
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But I can't read any of it.
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Ugh, fine. I'll order, okay? Just wait there.
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'Scuse me! Two venti hazelnut vanilla almond
caramel frappuccinos with an espresso shot,
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extra chocolate chips, and whipped cream.
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That's so long!
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Venti Hazelnut Vanilla Almond Caramel Frappuccino with an Espresso Shot, Extra Chocolate Chips, and Whipped Cream: ~915 Calories
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I have severe hyperesthesia, you know.
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Hyper-squeeze-ya? What's that?
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Never mind.
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I get how enthusiastic you are,
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but there must be other detective
agencies looking for assistants.
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Yours is super close to my house, though.
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Oh, is it?
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You know, I've been doing
detective work for twenty years now,
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and it's not easy work.
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That's the woman you were tailing, right?
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Cheating?
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Bingo.
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She might be cheating on her husband,
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so my job is to take some photos proving it.
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Which is why I'm keeping my eye on her.
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You're making it super obvious!
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Are you really a pro? You'll get noticed
right away, staring like that.
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I can't help it!
I'm getting farsighted with age.
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So wear glasses!
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Oh, crap! She's getting suspicious!
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Here, Kei-chan. Open wide.
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M-My hyperesthesia! My hyperesthesia!
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Aw, there's no need to act so embarrassed.
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We are a couple, after all!
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Oh, a couple with an age gap.
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Whew. We managed to fool her.
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You didn't have to freak out like that.
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No one's gonna catch on that easily.
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Wrong! Your thinking's too old-fashioned.
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If I hadn't been here,
you'd be dead for sure.
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Why would I be dead?
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In this day and age, smartphones make it easy
to spread photos all around the world.
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People are more sensitive
to the eyes of strangers now.
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What's a "smartphone"?
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Oh, come on! Get it together!
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This is a smartphone.
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Don't you see people on the street with 'em?
What'd you think they are?
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Hand mirrors.
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Maybe be a little inquisitive?
You are a detective.
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The times sure do change fast.
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I was tailing you while
you were tailing that woman.
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Who tails someone carrying milk
and a red bean bun in this day and age?
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What? Hang on.
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You were following me?
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Knowing an HS girl tailed you
doesn't piss you off?
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What's "HS" mean?
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Oh, come on!
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Maybe it's not your health losing you work,
but the fact that your senses have dulled.
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You nailed it. I can tell my intuition's
been suffering more than my health lately.
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But the old ways are all I know.
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And those ways got me to the top once,
so they're even harder to let go.
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You know, they used to call me
a "great detective."
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Hard to believe, right?
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I believe it.
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Look!
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A man!
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I think he's her superior at work.
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So is she guilty or not?
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Hug!
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Yep. Guilty.
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I knew it.
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Whoa. This is way too real.
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When it comes to cheating,
it's easier to prove guilt than innocence.
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This pretty much clinches it.
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Now you just need a photo
and the job's done, yeah?
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Exactly.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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You're being way too obvious.
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Aren't you supposed to be sneakier?
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Also, an instant camera's
gonna stand out way too much.
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But it's all I have.
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See? They're looking at us!
You can't point the lens at them now!
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So what am I supposed to do?
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I swear!
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Smile, Kei-chan. Say cheese!
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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There's no mistaking it.
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That's definitely my wife.
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I can't believe she really
was cheating on me.
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I feel your pain.
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And?
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How long are you gonna sit there?
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Make me your assistant.
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I told you. No.
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I think I was pretty useful, though.
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I mean, you were useful, yeah.
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Really? Then...
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Instead, I'll give you a ticket you can
redeem to observe my agency anytime.
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What? Stingy.
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Point is, you're not ready
to be my assistant yet.
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Mine.
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Hey. Give that back.
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It's my reward for today.
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Yeah, whatever.
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So? How did you feel about your first job?
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Well, I'd say...
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I could've used a little more...
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excitement.
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You...
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Y'know?
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You knew who I was?
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Later, old dude.
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Hey! Your name!
You didn't tell me your name!
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It's Mashiro.
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You can call me Mashiro-chan.
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I won't be doing that.
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Careful getting home.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow! My back!
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Old dude?
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Oh, jeez! You're the one
who needs to be careful!
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Holy crap. You're bent at a right angle.
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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What?!
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This isn't the right cat?!
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See? The ears aren't the right color.
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Oh. I see it now.
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So what do we do with this guy?
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We can't just toss him out.
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From now on, you're our
agency's mascot, Cerberus.
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What? We're keeping him?
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Also, wasn't Cerberus a dog?
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This old dude's so nitpicky, isn't he?
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Anyway, glad to have you on board, Cerberus.
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Don't underestimate humans,
you little piece of shit.
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Um, what about my request?
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Mashiro's Pest Extermination
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Mashiro's Pest Extermination
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Seeking
Work!
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We'll Do Anything!
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Isn't this fun?
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Everyone's Happy...
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What do you think? I made a poster
for the Nagumo Detective Agency!
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I've always had a knack
for drawing, if nothing else.
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Now we'll get tons of clients.
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Hey! That's so mean!
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Why'd you put "We'll do anything"?
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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We're not an odd jobs agency.
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Have some pride as a detective.
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You were the one crawling
around, looking for a cat.
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Finding lost pets is
legitimate detective work.
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It's hard to make a living on
detective work alone these days.
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You gotta branch out
and try some other jobs.
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Like catching the bear
that showed up in town.
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No death-defying jobs, please.
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Anyway, how's that poster
gonna attract clients?
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Rejected.
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I've already put them up
all over town. Five hundred of them.
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Wait, five hundred?!
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How much did it cost to print all...
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Oh, you want food? I'll go get something—
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Bro!
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Stay away from me!
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Jeez, Cerberus, you shouldn't
eat gross things like this.
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I can't believe you can touch that thing.
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What? Bugs are no problem.
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Wait. Don't tell me you're...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Wait up!
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Damn it!
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Go take down every last one of those posters!
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For the love of...
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Hello, police? I just saw a high school girl
get murdered by being thrown out a window.
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You've got it all wrong!
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I'm so sorry for startling you, mademoiselle.
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She's the type that can fall
from five stories up and not get hurt.
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I've never heard of a "type" like that.
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So what brings you here today?
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This might be outside
your area of expertise,
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but your poster did say
you'd do anything, so...
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It's working already?
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The thing is, bees have
built a nest on my house—
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Nope.
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That was quick!
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Forgive me, but let's switch
to grown-up topics now.
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Speak of this to no one.
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A-All right.
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Thing is...
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I absolutely can't stand bugs.
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Are you a child?!
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But there are no exterminators in town.
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I can't handle them, and that's that.
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Oh. Maybe I'll have Mashiro do it.
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Bugs don't bother her. She's tough.
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Um, how do you make a call on one of these?
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What?
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What is it? I'm not done
taking down all the posters.
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We got an urgent request
for an extermination.
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Can you take it alone?
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What? A job?! I'm on it! Leave it to me!
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What's your address?
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Such-and-such in the town of so-and-so.
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Such-and-such in the town
of so-and-so? Okay, got it!
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Great. Take care of it.
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Hello? Can you see the nest?
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I see it.
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The Crime Family
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The Crime Family
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A giant, towering nest of nasty pests.
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The Crime Family
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The Crime Family
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The Crime Family
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The Client's Actual House
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The Crime Family
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Is it really that big?
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Okay, wipe it out quick, then.
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Is that really the thing to say right now?
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Why are you being all modest now?
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But, uh...
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I'm counting on you, partner.
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Okay. I'll try.
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And make sure you're prepared first.
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Partner, huh?
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I gotta live up to his expectations.
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It's okay.
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I did all that training, and I've watched
tons of action movies for research.
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Like D*e Hard, R***dent Evil, T*mb Raider.
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I am a hero. I am an agent!
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Are you ready?
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All set.
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Why English?
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Guide to Insect Extermination
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Seiso Shobo
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Okay, first...
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Get as close as you can to the nest.
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Then, once you've found the entrance
and confirmed how many are inside...
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Virtue
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Virtue
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Virtue
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Virtue
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Block the entrance.
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Virtue
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Who's this brat?
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Are you lost?
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What brings you here, little lady?
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And when the entrance is blocked,
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let loose with the insecticide!
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Tear gas?!
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She's a button gal here to whack us!
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Get her!
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They'll probably be pissed after
you spray them, so be careful.
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I'll stab you!
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And be careful not to get pricked.
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Little brat.
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This ends now.
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Make a honeycomb outta her!
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Honeycomb?
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Well, I know it's a bee nest, but...
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Wait, whose deep voice was that?
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Projectiles, huh?
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In that case, I need this, too.
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Did we get her?
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What the hell is that weapon?!
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It's a flamethrower!
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What? What happened?
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Boss! Bro!
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Shit.
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I guess it's all up to me now.
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But can I beat this monster on my own?
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Sh-She's terrifying.
Her face is scary as hell.
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Man, I shouldn't have joined the yakuza
just 'cause I looked good in flashy suits.
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She dropped the weapon. Now's my chance!
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I'm gonna take your very soul!
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Nezu Taro, aged twenty-two.
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After two years in the yakuza,
he sensed death looming for the first time.
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Unused
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Booze
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Cars
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Women
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P&D
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Yazawa
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At that moment, the limiter
on his brain was released,
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and after fumbling around
for a way to stay alive...
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I'm sorry!
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I'll quit the yakuza right away!
Please forgive me!
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I'm begging you! I'm begging you!
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I'm done, old dude.
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Hey, good job. You did it.
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Shoulda known you could.
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What a relief.
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By the way, can you tell what type they are?
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Huh? What type?
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Yeah. If you don't know,
just tell me what they look like.
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What they look like?
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If I had to say...
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Long-legged.
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Hmm, paper wasps, maybe?
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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The designated criminal organization,
the Crime Family,
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has had its office destroyed
by an unknown individual.
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Did... you do that?
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Yep!
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Wait! How'd destroying a bee nest turn into
taking down a criminal organization?
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What the hell kind of mistake led to that?
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I goofed up. Tee-hee.
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Wipe off the other guy's blood
before you say that.
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Oh, yeah! I got something out of it, too.
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Come on out.
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Ta-da! This is Nezu-kun, ex-yakuza.
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Hey! Thanks for havin' me.
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You really do have long legs, Nezu-kun.
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Big Sis Mashiro granted me this life.
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You may use it however you please.
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I'm all yours!
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Okay, go make coffee or something.
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Got it!
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We gained another new member.
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Our agency's getting livelier and livelier.
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Um, what about my request?
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Next Time
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With Ghosts,
Go for the Knees
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Three Minutes Until Mashiro Explodes