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<i>So did you see it?</i>

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<i>Here's another look in slow motion.</i>

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Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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<b>Flour</b>

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<b>Sugar</b>

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Salt! Salt!

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<b>Flour</b>

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<b>Flour</b>

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Gotta purify this place quick!

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Don't watch shows like this 
if you can't handle that stuff.

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Found it!

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Evil spirits, begone!

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<b>Salt</b>

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Take it out of the bag first!

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<b>Detectives 
These Days 
Are Crazy!</b>

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<b>With Ghosts,
Go for the Knees</b>

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I've never been able to handle 
dark places and ghosts and stuff.

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They don't bother you, old dude?

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Nah, not really.

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I can't believe it. How?

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I mean, there's no such thing as ghosts.

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Okay, then, could you walk through 
a graveyard naked at night alone?

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Bet you couldn't!

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That's no prob—wait, 
is the naked part necessary?

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<b>Dets These Days</b>

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Ghosts and Santa share the same roots.

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They're products of the imaginations 
of innocent children.

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Santa, ghosts, God, the childhood buddy 
running up with toast in their mouth...

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<b>God</b>

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<b>God</b>

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<b>God</b>

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<b>God</b>

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All illusions.

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<b>God</b>

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<b>God</b>

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<b>God</b>

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<b>God</b>

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I bet you'd turn into a really 
nasty bound spirit if you died.

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Welcome!

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Wait.

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Hayashida-kun.

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Hey. So you really are working 
at a detective agency.

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Oh, he's your classmate, huh?

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Haven't seen you in a while.

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Y-Yeah.

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Since you don't come to school 
much, um, Mashiro-chan.

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I'm keeping track of my attendance, though.

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Oh, cool.

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So, uh, wh-where'd 
your zodiac sign rank today?

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<i>Ah. They're not particularly 
good friends or anything.</i>

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Um, I'm here with a request.

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What? From you?

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Yeah. The thing is...

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A ghost keeps showing up around my house.

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For...

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F-F-F-F-F-For real?!

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Yeah. Every night around midnight, 
I sense something outside the house.

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So I bought a cheap surveillance 
camera to watch for it.

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But it suddenly showed static, 
and when the picture came back...

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When I went outside 
to try to see what it was,

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the camera displayed static again, 
and whatever it was I saw was gone.

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Hmm, a nasty prank? A stalker?

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There's a lot it could be, but Mashiro
 and I will stop by to check it out.

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Guess you <i>do</i> react to some things 
like a normal girl, huh?

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Must sacrifice fifty virgins 
to the mountain god right away.

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Must sacrifice fifty virgins 
to the mountain god right away.

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Are you some crazy shaman lady 
from the boonies?

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I don't think I can do this one.

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Hey, Mashiro.

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Does the detective you wanna be choose
 clients based on your moods and preferences?

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I won't say it's wrong 
to escape to the easiest path,

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but no matter how far you go on that path,

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you'll never catch up to me.

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Old dude.

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You're the one who 
made Mashiro take 
the extermination 
job, man.

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Okay. I'll do my best!

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M-Mashiro-chan, are you sure you'll be okay?

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Hang on. I'm trying 
to recall my coach's advice.

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Coach!

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How do I defeat a ghost?

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That's easy!

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Go for its nose.

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You made that up!

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Every living thing's weakness is its nose.

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And if it doesn't work?

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If it doesn't work...

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Go for the knees.

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Okay! I'm good now!

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Who's your coach?

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I didn't know you lived 
by yourself, Hayashida-kun.

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Yeah.

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Huh. It's cleaner than I would've expected.

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Hayashida-kun.

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Y-Yes?

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Wouldn't you be able to see this ghost 
if you just waited outside?

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Oh, actually, for some reason, 
it doesn't come out when people are around.

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Uh-huh.

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So this is connected 
to your surveillance camera?

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Hey, I see something!

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Is it here?

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Oh, it's just the old dude with 
the cross-shaped chest hair. Whew!

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Wait, wait! Is this guy that well-known?

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Huh? It's the famous old dude 
who's been showing up lately.

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You're an old dude, too.
You don't know about him?

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Don't put me in the same category as him!

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There! The static!

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That's two hundred times 
scarier than I imagined!

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Okay, Mashiro. Go.

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Me?!

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Well, it looks like it disappears quick.

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We need your speed 
if we want to find out what it is.

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You'd better treat me to BBQ later!

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Oh, the static again!

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And it's gone.

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Oh, there's Mashiro-chan.

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Damn. Just barely too late.

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Oh, the guy with the cross-shaped 
chest hair is giving her food.

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That's the one type of person 
you should never accept food from.

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Day 2

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Today's the day I catch that ghost!

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There's the ghost. Go, Mashiro.

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Damn, she's fast.

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It's gone!

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Day 5

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It's there!

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That <i>still</i> wasn't fast enough?

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Day 7

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I'll break the joints in its legs 
so it can't run when I catch it.

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I'll break the joints in its legs 
so it can't run when I catch it.

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Mashiro gets faster every time, but it always
disappears the moment before she gets there.

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But it doesn't show up at all 
if we hide and wait for it.

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We're kind of stuck, huh?

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You're looking pretty content, 
all things considered.

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Huh? No, not at all.

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Oh, the static. Here it comes.

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Mashiro! Go through the window!

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Window?!

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I bet the ghost wasn't expecting me
 to take a shortcut!

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And I'm here.

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Oh? Now, this is strange.

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Mashiro should be in front of the camera,

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but only the ghost is on the screen.

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Hayashida-kun, what is this?

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Don't ask me. I don't have a clue.

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No, I think you do.

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Because that ghost is you.

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Huh? Wh-What are you saying?

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I'm right here, aren't I?

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You dressed as a ghost, stood in front of the 
camera in advance, and recorded the footage.

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And you've been returning it to the 
original picture before Mashiro gets there

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so we wouldn't figure out it was a recording.

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Well?

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Wh-Where's your proof?

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Hey, no need to fly off the handle.

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We can find out just 
by looking at the camera,

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but the remote is proof enough.

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It's in your pocket, right?

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When did you figure it out?

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On the first day.

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The moment the ghost disappeared, 
the old man's light was visible.

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That kind of gave me a clue.

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Why did you pretend you didn't know, then?

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I wanted to know why.

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And I figured that out 
over these past few days, too.

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You've got a thing for Mashiro.

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You sure were having 
a good time talking to her.

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From the look on your face, 
ghosts were the last thing on your mind.

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So you created a ghost that could 
never be found and made her look for it

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so you'd have an excuse to see her.

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Am I right?

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N-No—

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It happened to me, too.

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In eighth grade, I borrowed an MD
 from a girl and told her I'd lost it

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to get her in my room 
so we could look for it together.

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Though I later realized she'd stolen 
my G*me Boy and I vomited from the shock.

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I'm sorry!

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You're right about everything!

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I was just so desperate 
to get closer to Mashiro-chan!

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I'll pay you, I swear! 
Just please, forgive me!

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Are you familiar with Sherlock Holmes?

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Huh? Yeah...

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In one of the books, he says...

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...uh, something that isn't 
coming to me right now.

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Huh?

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Well, anyway, stop taking
 the roundabout way,

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and just face her head-on. Got it?

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You can pay my fee whenever you can.

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Nagumo-san!

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Sorry about that! I'm back!

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Hey, Mashiro. Hayashida-kun 
has something to tell...

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Look! I finally caught the ghost!

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Evil spirit, begone!

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Hey! Take the salt out of the bag first!

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Huh? My pudding's gone.

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I was so looking forward to eating it.

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You didn't eat it, did you, Nezu-kun?

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You wouldn't do that, right?

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<i>Next up in the news...</i>

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<i>Self-proclaimed detective, Nagumo Keiichiro,</i>

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Uh, no, this was just, like...

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<i>has been arrested on suspicion
 of stealing women's underwear.</i>

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Uh-oh! Big Bro Nagumo got 
arrested for underwear theft!

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Can't you come up with 
a better lie than that?

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<i>That news again...</i>

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<i>The man arrested on suspicion of underwear 
theft was self-proclaimed detective,</i>

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<b>Former great detective resorts to underwear theft?!</b>

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<b>Former great detective resorts to underwear theft?!</b>

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<b>Reproduction</b>

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<b>Where 
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stolen 
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<b>Featured Topic</b>

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<b>50 victims! 150 pairs of underwear stolen</b>

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<i>Nagumo Keiichiro, aged 35.</i>

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Seriously?

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<b>the</b>

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<b>Thi</b>

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Wow, it's been ages.

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<b>Metropolitan</b>

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<b>Police</b>

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<b>Department</b>

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<b>Shinjuku</b>

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<b>Station</b>

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Looks like you've aged a bit, Keiichiro.

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So have you. You're straight-up old now,

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Chief Inspector Mimasaka, sir.

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Hey, don't address me like that.
 Creeps me out.

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Just call me what you always used to.

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Still, though...

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We were prodigies who were once in 
the limelight as a high school detective duo,

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and now, one of us is 
just a humble civil servant,

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while the other is making waves 
as a serial underwear thief.

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I told you, it wasn't me.

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I know that. I don't really think you did it.

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Then let me go home already.

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I'm afraid I can't.

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Not when I have this.

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That's...

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What is it? Menko?

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It's an SD card!

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It contains footage recorded 
by one of the victims.

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And what's an "SD card"?

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Anyway, until you explain 
what happens in this footage,

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I can't let you go...

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I didn't do anything, and it broke.

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10 Minutes Later

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Well?

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That's you, isn't it?

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That's me, all right.

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Guess this case is closed, then.

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No! Wait, wait, wait!

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Something's weird about this footage.

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It's as if he's looking right 
at the camera on purpose.

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Based on the number of victims, 
this guy's a pro.

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Would a pro make a dumb mistake like that?

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Someone's obviously trying to frame me.

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That's all speculation
 on your part, Keiichiro.

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Or do you have proof?

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I do have proof.

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Or I <i>will</i> have it.

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My assistant will find it.

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Nezu-kun, what is this?

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I call it "Operation: Fish Up 
the Underwear Thief"!

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I'll carry this thing around town,

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and the underwear thieves will flock to it!

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Whaddya think? Do I have 
what it takes to be a detective?

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Nezu-kun...

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Yes?

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Two to go.

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Huh? Wait, what are you counting? 
You're scaring me! I'm sca—

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Look here.

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<b>The Office</b>

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These are the locations 
where the underwear thief struck.

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Looks like they're concentrated 
around our office.

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The old dude was immediately taken in, 
even though he wasn't caught in the act.

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That means there's most likely 
photographic evidence.

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Makes sense.

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<b>The Office</b>

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Given the spots the thefts occurred, it had 
to be someone who looks like the old dude,

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and who wanted to make it 
look like the old dude did it.

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You kinda sound like a detective, Big Sis!

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You think so?

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Also, do you notice anything 
when you look at this map?

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Ooh, like what? Like what?

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If we draw lines to connect these locations...

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Yes! It forms the shape of the Big Dipper!

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Oh! Uh... yeah, um...

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That's reaching.

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What? No way! It <i>totally</i>
 looks like the Big Dipper!

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Nah, that's a serious stretch.

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<b>Uzbekistan</b>

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It looks like Uzbekistan to me.

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And if it did form the Big Dipper, 
what would that mean?

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Well, it's... um, that is...

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We should nab everyone we see wearing 
clothes with the Big Dipper on them?

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That's some shitty logic.

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Can't believe you found yourself 
a reliable assistant.

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Not sure if I'd call her "reliable," but...

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Why do you gotta dry 
your underwear at my place?

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I can't use the office. 
It'd make the thief suspicious.

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The people living near there dry their 
clothes inside now because of the thief,

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so he'll naturally end up here. I know it.

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Huh.

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Also, interrogations revealed that 
he seemed to focus on white underwear.

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Just wondering, but are these yours?

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Like hell they are! 
These are new ones I just bought—

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Hey, Mr. Nagumo!

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So they let you go, huh?

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Old dude?

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Check it out. I set a trap
 to lure the thief here...

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He looks kinda like him, 
but very specifically different!

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His assistant?

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Hey, wait!

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Big Sis, leave this one to me!

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Since my legs are so long, 
I'm a great runner.

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I'll nab that guy in a flash with my spee—

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Bug scary. Bug scary. Bug scary.

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I swear, all the men 
at our office are useless!

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Hold it, you!

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As if a girl can catch up to me.

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I'll just have to use this, then.

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Come forth, new weapon! Drone Strike!

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What? Drone?!

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Yeah, as if I have one of those, dumbass.

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Gotcha!

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I'll make sure you pay 
for framing the old dude.

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Hey, no need to get so testy.

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Sure am glad they were white.

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Sorry, Big Sis! Did you catch the thief?

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I will pulverize him.

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That's it for today's interrogation.

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I sure hope your assistant saves you.

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Hey! Who are you?!

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Stop! Where's that momentum coming from?!

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We need backup!

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What's all the noise out there?

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Sorry for the wait, old dude.

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Took you long enough.

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We caught the thief. He looks just like you.

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See?

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You beat him up so bad, I can't even tell!

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Stop right there!

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Serial arsonist, Knit Man!

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Damn it. How are you so fast in that form?

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I did warn you.

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Take this!

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Wha—

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Hah! Where the hell are you aiming?

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You suck at kicking.

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The pen is mightier than the sword.

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<i>That's my ricochet.</i>

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The English line has nothing 
to do with anything.

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<b>Three Minutes Until Mashiro Explodes</b>

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That was some fine work, Mashiro-chan.

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Nothing's gonna come out of 
that kinda praise.

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Uh, something did just come out.

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What's up?

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My art is still out there.

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Your what?

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Go check out parking lot #1 by the station.

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I don't think you'll get 
there in time, though.

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Wha...

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Mashiro! You should be fast enough.

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I'm on it!

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What did you do, Knit Man?

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What did I do? I did art. Art.

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You sure you wanna let that brat handle it?

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My art is pretty provocative.

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<i>Mashiro, did you find it?</i>

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<b>It's our 2-month anniversary!</b>

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<b>It's our 2-month anniversary!</b>

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<b>It's our 2-month anniversary!</b>

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<b>It's our 2-month anniversary!</b>

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<b>It's our 2-month anniversary!</b>

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There's a monster hunt quest posted here.

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<i>That's probably not it.</i>

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Huh? There's some kind of box here.

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A box?

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Okay, don't touch it.
 Stay there until backup—

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I don't think there's gonna be time for that.

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You heard Knit Man. I'm opening it.

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<i>Wait, you idiot. What if it's a bomb?</i>

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<i>It literally is a bomb.</i>

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Now it's less of a surprise 
thanks to your weird preface!

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Uh, sorry about that.

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Why are you acting so carefree right now?!

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Get a bomb squad together.

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Yes, sir.

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<i>Listen to me, Mashiro. Don't touch 
the bomb, but send me a picture.</i>

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A picture, huh? Okay!

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There it is. This should give us 
an idea of its design.

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We don't need you in the shot.

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<i>Why are you in the frame with the bomb?!</i>

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<i>Keep screwing around 
and this'll be your funeral pic!</i>

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Please, no! I'll take another one!

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A solo shot!

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Stop trying to take a good funeral photo!

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<i>Crap! There's less than three minutes left!</i>

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What? Run, Mashiro!

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I can't. If it blows, 
the buildings above could fall.

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<i>So I'll disarm it here and now.</i>

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What? You can't do that!

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This'll be a good show.

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You! Tell us how to disarm 
the bomb right now!

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Stop it, Keiichiro. He's not gonna tell us.

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Hah! There's no way to disarm it.

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You got a plan, Mashiro?

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Yeah. I've seen 
bomb-disarming scenes in movies.

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<i>Movies?</i>

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If I can get through this, 
I think I'll make a breakthrough.

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Though if I fail, it'll do a lot 
more than "break through."

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Get it?

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<i>That's too disturbing to be funny.</i>

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Okay, I'm taking off the outer cover.

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Based on the stats I have, 
if there's a red wire and a blue wire,

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the number of successes after 
cutting the red wire is a bit higher, so...

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Clump.

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M-Mashiro!

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<i>I-I'm fine, I'm fine.</i>

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I just blew up 'cause I was panicking.

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What do I do, old dude?

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There's a whole tangled clump of wires!

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Hey, if I post a shot of me with this 
on my head, will I go viral?

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<i>Is your need for approval 
really that insatiable?</i>

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<i>What do I do? It's down to two minutes!</i>

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Forget it. Just run, Mashiro.

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<i>I can't. Regular people are gonna get hurt.</i>

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But there's nothing more you can do.

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There is!

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I'll take it to a place 
where there are no people.

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Wha... You...

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The bomb squad won't get there in time. 
We have to take a chance on her.

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<i>Mashiro-chan, this is Mimasaka.</i>

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<i>There's an abandoned baseball field to the north.</i>

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<i>Leave the bomb in the center of it 
and get out of there.</i>

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There it is.

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<i>One minute left.</i>

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<i>I can get to the center of the field, 
but I won't have time to run.</i>

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<i>I'll just have to...</i>

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<i>use the soft touch I built up 
playing so much </i>W*****g Eleven<i>...</i>

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<i>to kick it in!</i>

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Did you see that, Knit Man?

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I win again...

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<i>Heya! I'm Nezu.</i>

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<i>I'm actually into photography as a hobby.</i>

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<i>My usual subjects are ruins 
and abandoned structures.</i>

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Huh?

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Could you tell me how to get to the station?

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<i>That's my ricochet.</i>

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The English line has nothing 
to do with anything.

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Next Time

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<b>Great Detective</b>

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<b>Great Detective</b>

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<b>Asunaro</b>

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<b>Asunaro</b>

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The Ones Who Don't 
Realize They're Stalkers 
Are the Most Dangerous
