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Ta-da! Mashiro's special
sea bass acqua pazza!
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Go on. Give it a taste.
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Mm. S'good.
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Man with
Dead Taste Buds
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Huh?!
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Excuse me? I worked hard to make that!
Do you have to sound so unimpressed?
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Look, Mashiro.
To me, the thing about cooking is...
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As long as it's salty and
goes good with rice, I'll eat it.
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My efforts are wasted on you.
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I guess my cooking is too grown-up
for a child's tastes.
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Hey!
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I have a very discerning palate, okay?
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Liar. I bet you can't even
tell booze from diesel fuel.
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That's going too far.
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Even I have a favorite bar
I go to all the time.
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Yeah? So take me there, then.
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Sure, anytime.
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Just be ready, Mashiro.
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You're gonna see me at that bar and learn...
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the charm of adulthood.
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Should you really be saying that
while eating a baby castella cake?
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Detectives
These Days
Are Crazy!
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Welcome to the World of Grown-Ups
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Welcome to the World of Grown-Ups
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Tonto?
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It's an old bar I go to all the time.
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Just so you know,
a lot of legit adults go there.
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Try not to let the mood swallow you.
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No problem there. I bet you only go...
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Daytime Drinks
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Daytime Drinks
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Deal!
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Yen
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Yen
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Draft Beer
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Draft Beer
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M-size mug
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...to places like this, anyway.
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I mean, I go to those sometimes, too, but...
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This is Tonto.
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Wow. It looks so refined.
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The barkeep's really particular about style.
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If he sees anyone lacking in it,
he passes out, so be mindful of that.
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What's Grown-up About Tonto?\h\h\h1
The barkeep is pathologically stylish
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Wow, the barkeep looks refined, too!
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Well, now.
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Ain't this a surprise?
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Ain't this a surprise?
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Looks like a cute little puppy
has wandered into this bar.
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What's a cute little puppy doing here?
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That your pup, Naddy?
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That your pup, Naddy?
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Don't be stupid, Bronto. She's my assistant.
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No. Just my assistant.
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Wait, who's Naddy?
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And who's Bronto?
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Your assistant, Naddy?
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That's a real laugh.
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Want some milk or something, little lady?
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What's Grown-up About Tonto?\h\h\h2
They all use nicknames
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What kind of weird atmosphere is this?
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What will it be?
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I'll have a drinkable yogurt.
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Barkeep!
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Huh? What just happened?!
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I warned you earlier.
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He passes out when he sees
anyone who's not stylish.
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Who orders drinkable yogurt in a bar?
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Huh? Oh, um, I'm so sorry.
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It's fine.
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Okay, then, barley tea.
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Barkeep!
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Well, well, Naddy. Ain't this a laugh?
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Well, well, Naddy. Ain't this a laugh?
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Why don't you quit being a detective
and start a comedy duo with the puppy?
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Why don't you two try becoming comedians?
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I can't help it. I'm a minor.
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Cut it out, Bronto. That ain't happening.
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Don't tease us like that, Bronto.
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Anyway, I'm just glad you seem well.
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Anyway, you seem well, Naddy.
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It's on me today.
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Have one on me.
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Ooh! I've seen people do this on TV!
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Must be rain in store tomorrow.
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I guess it's going to rain tomorrow.
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Th-This is...
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Hey now, Naddy. I wasn't trying to buy
the Earth itself a round of scotch.
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Hey now. I wasn't trying to buy the Earth itself a drink.
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There was a nice breeze today.
I wanted to show my gratitude. Y'know?
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What's Grown-up About Tonto?\h\h\h3
They all cover up each other's mistakes
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They just glossed over it
with some stylish lines!
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But the barkeep...
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is in super high spirits!
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So this is the world of grown-ups?
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I'm not sure why, but I feel like
I'm gonna get sucked in.
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Okay! Gotta try to look more grown-up.
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Oh?
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Oh?
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What an unusual customer.
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What an unusual customer...
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Veronica.
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Veronica.
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What country are these people from, anyway?
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Veronica's from Gunma.
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Gunma?!
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Gunma
Prefecture
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The barkeep and Bronto are
both from Tomioka in Gunma.
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Tomioka?!
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Tomioka
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What's Grown-up About Tonto?\h\h\h4
Almost everyone's from Gunma
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You know, Naddy,
you're like a migratory bird.
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You know, Naddy, you're like a migratory bird.
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By the time I've seen you,
it's already too late.
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You're so quick to just up and disappear.
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You're already preparing to fly away.
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Veronica, have you been drinking
elsewhere? I smell alcohol on you.
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You been drinking elsewhere? I smell alcohol on you.
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Wow, that seems super grown-up.
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I have no clue what they're saying, though.
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Oh? Who's the girl?
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My assistant, Mashiro. Don't pick on her.
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Ah, um...
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Come back when you're out
of diapers, Pure White-chan.
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Wha—
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Don't treat me like a child!
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I might not look it,
but I'm a full-fledged woman.
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Naddy is such a bad man,
making a child like this get so serious.
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Naddy is such a bad man, making a child like this get so serious.
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Ain't this a laugh?
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Ain't this a laugh?
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That's all you've said this whole time!
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By the way, barkeep, you said you
had something to talk to me about?
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Yes.
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You see, for the past six months,
graffiti has been appearing on my bar.
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Graffiti?
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I clean it up, but it just comes back.
It's a game of cat and mouse.
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I don't know what to do.
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Barkeep.
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Are you asking me to do a job for you?
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Is that a job request?
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Yes. I will pay you, of course.
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Yes. I will pay you.
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Sorry, barkeep.
I don't accept jobs on my days off.
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Old dude, he's really troubled by this.
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So I won't treat it as a job.
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I'll treat it as a favor for a friend.
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And of course, I don't need to be paid
to do an old friend a favor.
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In that case, you needn't worry
about your tab today.
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What's Grown-up About Tonto?\h\h\h5
Favors for friends are free
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So this is why you never have any money.
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But anyone could be making those scribbles.
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It's going to be tough
to figure out who's doing it.
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Nope. I already know.
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What? Already?
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There should be some graffiti on the door.
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Go take a look, Pure White.
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Don't call me that!
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There is! When did that happen?
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I'll go look around outside.
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The offender may still be somewhere nearby.
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There's no need.
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Why not?
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Because, Veronica, you're the one
who made that scribble.
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I don't know where you've been all this time,
but I think you left your sense of humor there.
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I smelled alcohol on you earlier,
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but it definitely wasn't the boozy kind.
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It was the smell of spray paint.
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The smell stuck to me when I opened the door.
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Then, you would've mentioned
the scribble when you came in.
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And assuming your
fashion sense hasn't changed,
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that mark on the bottom of your skirt...
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That's dried paint, isn't it?
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Tell me, Veronica.
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Why would you do this?
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You want me to say it out loud?
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Could it be...
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you were waiting for me
to ask Naddy-san to investigate?
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Because he hasn't been
coming here as often recently.
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You thought that if you vandalized
the bar, you'd see him again.
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Well done, great detectives.
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Where are you going?
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Don't know.
But I can't stay here any longer.
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Sorry for soiling your bar, barkeep.
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Wait a moment.
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You haven't ordered a drink yet.
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Guys...
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Really.
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Really, you're all so unfair.
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You men are so unfair.
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Today, we drink to Pure White.
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Wait, why to me?!
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What's Grown-up About Tonto?\h\h\h6
Magnanimous
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So how'd you find the world of grown-ups?
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Hmm. It felt kind of uncomfortable.
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That's just how bars are.
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Uh, I don't think so.
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But I guess...
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I can admit that you looked
more grown-up than usual in there.
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I hope you and I can drink there
together when you hit twenty.
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Old dude.
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Anywhere but there.
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Why?!
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That whole act you guys
kept up was annoying.
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This is the address the client gave us.
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Investigation Request
For Nagumo Detective Agency
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We received a mysterious request
to do an investigation.
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They offered one million yen,
with an up-front payment of 200k.
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However, the sender and details
of the investigation were unknown.
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There was a chance it could
be some kind of trap, but...
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Danger and mystery walk side by side!
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As detectives, we should dive in
in pursuit of mystery!
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I agree with you!
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I'm in, too.
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It smells like a big, fat, juicy mystery to me.
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And the advance payment
made me absolutely giddy.
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Well, at least there's that.
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Okay, we're going in. Keep your guard up.
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Don't you worry! Mashiro here
is fully and completely prepared!
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You're standing on a pile of shit
the size of a sandbag!
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{1i1\fnCourier New\b1\4a&H00&\i1\bord5\shad0\fsp-0.5\fs45\an9\pos(358,28)\3c&H000000&)}A Midsummer\h\h
Thriller
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{1i1\fnCourier New\b1\4a&H00&\i1\bord3\shad0\fsp-0.5\fs45\an9\pos(358,28)\3c&HFFFFFF&)}A Midsummer\h\h
Thriller
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A Midsummer\h\h
Thriller
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It smells of mold.
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What is this room?
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Mashiro-san, leave the
door open just in case—
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What in the world are you thinking?!
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See? Now it won't open!
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Well, if you open a door,
you should close it!
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You leave it open in a situation
like this! That's common sense!
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"C-Common sense is the collection of
prejudices acquired by age eighteen"—Einstein.
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You're so panicked,
you can't do the face right!
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There's no phone signal in here.
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Because the concrete's so thick, I guess.
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Even Mashiro can't break through this.
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Greetings, all of you.
I had faith you would come.
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Who are you?
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I have no name. Call me what you will.
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Okay, "Guy Who Brushes
His Teeth with His Nails."
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Fine, sorry. Call me "Mister X."
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I have but one objective:
to take revenge on you detectives!
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Revenge?
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I had a very bitter experience
with detectives.
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But you don't need to worry. I won't keep
you here until you die or anything.
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So let us out right now, then.
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I want to defeat you in a game.
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I want to see you lose and
crawl around on the ground in disgrace.
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That's one hell of a personality
you've got there, Mr. Nail Toothbrusher.
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Seriously, don't call me that.
You're being even more casual about it now.
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So? What kind of game is it?
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Simple. You will compete
against me in a quiz.
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If you can answer even one of
my five questions correctly, you win.
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But for each one you answer incorrectly,
I will show an embarrassing photo of you.
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If you get all five wrong, I'll spread very
compromising photos all over the Internet.
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This is ridiculous. Do you really think
we'll play along with such a childish game?
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I'll start by giving you a little sample.
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Ooh! It's Maki-chan in her HS days!
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I accept! I accept your challenge, okay?
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Just delete that right now!
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Then, in response to your fervent
demands, here's question one.
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Here we have three people,
whom we shall call A, B, and C.
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Their ages multiplied together equal thirty.
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years
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years
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years
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years
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Holding
Booze
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How old is B?
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Huh? How are we supposed to figure that out?
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That's simple. The answer is—
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Now, now. I never said you could
just answer whenever you wanted.
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You only get one chance
to answer each question,
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and the one to answer this one
will be... Mashiro-kun.
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Why's it gotta be Mashiro?
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Because she seems the dumbest.
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Who are ya callin' dumb?!
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What is it with your
unparalleled desire to please?
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The total's thirty, so it's, uh,
three times... um, uh...
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What's wrong? Got nothing?
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More like...
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Thanks to that barley tea I guzzled
this morning, I've got more than nothing.
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I've got a bladder that's about to explode.
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Well, Mashiro-kun? What's your answer?
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Um, uh... Ten!
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Wrong. The answer is one.
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Damn it!
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Okay, here's the second photo.
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Why are they all me?!
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Now, your next question is...
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Wrong. Here's the third photo.
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And the fourth photo.
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The fifth photo.
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They're both on the brink
for their own reasons.
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M-Mashiro-chan, I can't take any more.
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Same here. I'm sorry.
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Listen to me.
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I inspected this room's walls while
pretending to writhe around in agony.
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The walls?
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This is a room that blocks cell service,
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yet he's able to show us a real-time
video feed. It didn't make sense.
14:43.270 --> 14:47.140
While looking around, I noticed that wall
over there is thinner than the rest.
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He's probably behind that wall,
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and using a cable connection
to appear on the monitor.
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So, Mashiro-chan...
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Okay.
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All right. Here comes the last questi—
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Wait, I don't see Mashiro-kun.
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Why'd you open that with
such a "Hey, you guys open?" vibe?
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Maki-chan, the rest is up to you.
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Hey, Apple! Where's the nearest bathroom?
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Twelve kilometers straight ahead.
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I don't know who you are...
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Twelve kilometers?!
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but I assume you came into this
prepared to face the consequences.
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Come on now! Think about what you've done!
15:30.100 --> 15:34.470
And thus, Mashiro ran...
in search of the bathroom 12 km away...
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Forgive me!
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Lookee! Lookee!
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I finally bought one.
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Oh, yeah, a Fam*c*m. I know what that is.
15:43.430 --> 15:47.530
Yep, you oldies just call any device
you haven't seen before a Fam*c*m.
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It's a wiretap detector.
15:49.810 --> 15:52.990
It buzzes when it detects
listening devices nearby.
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You and the weird toys you buy...
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It's not a toy. And it wasn't cheap.
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Oh, yeah? How much?
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120,000.
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That's like eight times what I expected!
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It's this year's latest model.
I worked hard to save up for it!
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Most HS girls would only say that
about stuff like purses or clothes.
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Let's test it out right away!
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You're not gonna find any here.
We're a detective agency.
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Click.
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There is one!
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Does this mean someone's been
listening to us this whole time?!
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Just calm down, Mashiro.
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The conversations... and the humming?
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Even that cassowary call
I've been practicing?!
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So you were the one making
that racket every morning!
16:36.410 --> 16:39.870
What do we do?! They're listening
right this minute, aren't they?
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Probably.
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I know. This is the time for...
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What
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do
16:46.420 --> 16:49.800
you
16:46.800 --> 16:49.800
want
16:47.290 --> 16:49.800
Why would you not want anyone hearing that?
16:47.300 --> 16:49.800
to
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eat
16:48.300 --> 16:49.800
to-
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day
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?
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Mashiro
and the
Agent
from the
Stars
16:49.800 --> 16:54.760
Mashiro
and the
Agent
from the
Stars
16:53.330 --> 16:54.760
What the heck?
16:54.760 --> 16:57.320
I can't find any bugs at all.
16:57.320 --> 16:59.560
You'd better put all this stuff back.
16:59.560 --> 17:02.700
I found a disturbing number
of your porn mags, though.
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You didn't have to line them up
in alphabetical order!
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And I've been searching like crazy.
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Your detector's probably just broken.
17:11.160 --> 17:13.450
It's brand-new! It can't be—
17:16.520 --> 17:19.750
Wait, is it picking up something
on the floor below us?
17:21.350 --> 17:22.580
Maybe.
17:23.380 --> 17:26.420
Look, maybe we should call this off.
17:26.800 --> 17:29.880
Agent's Secret Base
17:28.340 --> 17:29.880
The hell?
17:29.880 --> 17:31.980
"Agent's secret base"?
17:31.980 --> 17:33.800
She still lives here, huh?
17:33.800 --> 17:37.350
Y'know, old dude, you should work on
getting to know the neighbors.
17:38.160 --> 17:39.860
Idiot! Don't touch that without thinking!
17:39.860 --> 17:40.860
Huh?
17:42.740 --> 17:43.770
What the hell?!
17:43.770 --> 17:45.110
I told you!
17:45.110 --> 17:46.110
Take this!
17:52.130 --> 17:54.790
You government lapdogs
finally tracked me down, huh?
17:54.790 --> 17:58.490
I knew you'd come to try
and steal my inventions one day.
17:58.490 --> 18:01.880
But you messed with the wrong woman.
Just give up and—
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Huh?
18:05.270 --> 18:08.360
A girl? Who are you? CIA?
18:08.360 --> 18:11.090
Let her go. She's my assistant.
18:11.090 --> 18:13.970
I know that voice. Mr. Nagumo!
18:13.970 --> 18:16.590
Wait, no! What is this icky creature?!
18:17.420 --> 18:19.970
Whew, my mistake.
18:19.970 --> 18:22.930
That's a blunder no agent should ever make.
18:25.160 --> 18:28.930
Mr. Nagumo, this is one fresh
young lady you've got here.
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Don't call her "fresh."
18:30.360 --> 18:32.780
What have you even been doing,
locked away in here?
18:33.190 --> 18:35.740
Research upon research,
day after day, of course.
18:35.740 --> 18:38.190
Hey, old dude, who's this lady?
18:39.500 --> 18:43.200
Someone who keeps making weird junk
even though she never went to college—
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I'll tell you, fresh young HS girl.
18:45.790 --> 18:47.980
At times, a supermarket cashier.
18:47.980 --> 18:50.590
At times, a reliable hitter
for a sandlot baseball team.
18:50.590 --> 18:52.770
At times, a supermarket cashier.
18:52.770 --> 18:54.110
You already said that!
18:54.490 --> 18:56.300
But my true identity is...
18:57.040 --> 18:59.470
I strike down evil with the power of science.
18:59.470 --> 19:02.860
A cute, hot jack-of-all-trades.
19:03.410 --> 19:06.580
Someone once called me
the inventor queen of Shinjuku.
19:06.580 --> 19:08.650
Science agent...
19:09.110 --> 19:10.790
Hoshino Azuha!
19:11.860 --> 19:14.270
Y-You're so cool!
19:14.270 --> 19:17.280
This is why I didn't want
to introduce you to her.
19:17.280 --> 19:21.030
I'm so interested in agent work!
Do you think I could be one?
19:21.380 --> 19:24.860
Fresh young HS girl,
have you seem all the 0*7 movies?
19:24.860 --> 19:26.460
Well, yes, for what it's worth.
19:26.460 --> 19:28.870
Welcome to the world of agents.
19:28.870 --> 19:30.590
That was easy.
19:30.970 --> 19:33.800
Anyway, what brings you two here to see me?
19:33.800 --> 19:35.060
So dismissive.
19:35.420 --> 19:38.130
There's a bug planted in this room
19:36.450 --> 19:38.990
Really? So you're here to find it?
19:38.130 --> 19:40.720
We want to find not only the bug,
but the person who planted it
19:38.990 --> 19:40.380
Uh-huh.
19:40.720 --> 19:43.600
So we're trying to come up
with a plan to find both
19:43.600 --> 19:46.230
Mashiro
19:46.230 --> 19:50.080
Oops! This is from when
I was practicing my autograph!
19:50.080 --> 19:52.940
So that's the deal. Got any good ideas?
19:54.540 --> 19:56.900
I have just the invention for you!
19:57.730 --> 20:02.200
My DP-02VK prototype!
20:02.510 --> 20:04.990
That name really doesn't
deserve a dramatic intro.
20:04.990 --> 20:07.200
What is it? A detector?
20:07.200 --> 20:08.500
Non, non, non.
20:08.970 --> 20:12.340
It'd be faster to catch
the culprit first, right?
20:12.340 --> 20:14.340
Oh, you might want to cover your ears.
20:14.550 --> 20:16.050
Waaah
20:16.620 --> 20:18.630
Man, that's loud!
20:18.940 --> 20:21.090
What the hell was that for?!
20:21.090 --> 20:26.200
The culprit's gonna have the volume up
so they don't miss a thing, right?
20:26.200 --> 20:29.560
So that should have done
a real number on their ears.
20:30.080 --> 20:33.590
In other words, whoever's clutching
their ears in pain outside is our culprit!
20:33.590 --> 20:36.280
That's such a stupid strategy,
I'm doubting my own ears.
20:36.660 --> 20:37.880
I get it.
20:37.880 --> 20:41.610
Don't agree with her.
They're not gonna conveniently be—
20:42.950 --> 20:44.910
My ears!
20:44.910 --> 20:47.510
There is a guy clutching his ears in pain!
20:48.600 --> 20:51.220
I'm sorry. I acted on impulse.
20:51.220 --> 20:54.290
Midway through delivering
all those pizzas here, I fell in love.
20:54.290 --> 20:56.640
If apologies were enough,
we wouldn't need cops!
20:56.640 --> 20:58.720
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
20:58.720 --> 21:01.970
How'd that guy get into your place, though?
21:02.360 --> 21:04.410
Well, I can't be bothered
to open the door,
21:04.410 --> 21:07.300
so I always have him
bring the pizza over to me.
21:07.300 --> 21:09.680
You're debauched beyond
belief, you know that?
21:10.850 --> 21:13.100
Well, we're off to see the police.
21:13.740 --> 21:15.750
Make sure you lock up, all right?
21:17.400 --> 21:18.510
What?
21:20.210 --> 21:22.650
You seem to be having more fun these days.
21:22.650 --> 21:24.340
Because of her?
21:25.310 --> 21:27.500
I mean, I wouldn't say...
21:28.460 --> 21:31.010
Well, I never get bored, that's for sure.
21:31.540 --> 21:35.170
Old dude! Will you get up already?
21:35.170 --> 21:37.440
I told you to take out the trash.
21:37.440 --> 21:40.510
I can't eat any more.
21:40.510 --> 21:43.360
My liver enzymes
weren't so good last time.
21:43.360 --> 21:45.720
He's even stingy in his dreams.
21:45.720 --> 21:50.420
Look at you, lazing around like a pig.
You're in no place to criticize Azuha-san.
21:50.420 --> 21:51.720
Oh, right!
21:52.890 --> 21:56.210
Wakey-wakey, old dude!
22:01.570 --> 22:02.570
The hell?!
22:02.570 --> 22:05.250
Who are those guys?!
22:05.250 --> 22:09.990
Forget wiretaps. We had actual thieves
lurking in here like termites.
23:04.220 --> 23:05.680
Next Time
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Mashiro Hosts Girls' Night Out
23:07.220 --> 23:08.680
Assistant Switch!!
23:07.220 --> 23:08.680
Assistant Switch!!
23:08.680 --> 23:10.100
Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius
23:08.680 --> 23:10.100
Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius