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A Close Look at the Latest
Trend: the Girls' Night Out
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Share your innermost thoughts with the girls!
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These days, the girls' night out is
a crucial venue for women to let off steam.
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More than 40% of women attend
such a gathering at least once per month.
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Hey, old dude.
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I wanna do a—
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Don't bother. That ain't your style.
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What?! But why?!
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Those things are more for, you know...
cute, sweet girls.
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You're too rough. In more ways than one.
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Who're you calling a rough-around-the-edges,
musclebound bitch?!
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Your bloodlust is making the air explode.
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Also, I didn't say all that.
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Detectives
These Days
Are Crazy!
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Mashiro Hosts Girls' Night Out
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Welcome.
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I'm Kazamaki. I have a reservation.
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Right this way, please.
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Mashiro-chan invited me here,
and I just sort of went with it.
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I've never been on a girls' night out before.
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She said someone named
Azuha-san was coming.
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I hope she's easy to talk to.
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Forget easy to talk to, I'm not sure
if this one even knows Japanese!
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Don't tell me that's Azuha-san.
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No, I can't be sure of that yet.
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Oh, hey! Are you Hana-san?
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What made those things react to me?
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Nice to meet you. I'm Hoshino Azuha.
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Sex: female.
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Um, h-hello.
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Here. A little gesture
in hopes we'll grow close.
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I don't want to get close to that.
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I work as an assistant at
the Asunaro Detective Agency.
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My name is Kazamaki Hana.
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Ooh, a business card!
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Very grown-up. I like it.
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Oh, I have one, too.
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Nice to know ya.
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Hoshino Azuha
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Hoshino Azuha
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Hoshino Azuha
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Hoshino Azuha
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Hoshino Azuha
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It's a palette swap of the first one.
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I-I can't deal with this lady by myself.
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Anyway, um, Mashiro-chan sure is late.
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Oh, that fresh, young HS girl? She contacted me
saying she'd be about five minutes late.
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A kei truck picked a fight with her,
so she had to beat it up first.
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I see.
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This is so awkward.
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What am I supposed to talk to her about?
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U-Um, so, Hoshino-san...
where are you from?
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My dad's testicles.
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Mashiro-chan, please get here soon!
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Sorry I'm late!
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Mashiro-chan!
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Man, that kei truck really pissed me off.
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She came in an outfit that's
totally not girls' night out wear.
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Ooh! Feels like a girls' night out.
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Your beef bowl to the max
with a lethal dose of pickled ginger.
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Yay! It's here!
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One of us looks like someone
heading home after team practice.
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Girls' night out time! Let's dig in.
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Wow, you sure can wolf it down.
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Girls' night out?
Is this really a girls' night out?
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So let's talk girls' night out topics.
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Maki-chan, you're up.
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What? Me?
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Well, let me see...
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I think, um, it's probably standard
to talk about relationships and such.
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Do either of you have a boyfriend?
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Nope.
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Oof. This isn't going well.
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Do you have one, Maki-chan?
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Huh?! N-No, I don't have one, either.
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Aw, really? I thought you and Asunaro were—
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Five billion percent not happening.
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You were pretty quick to deny it.
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I would sooner die than date Master.
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I'd be more likely to date
a human-shaped slime mold.
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Huh, is that so?
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Wh-What about you, then?
How do you feel about Nagumo-sensei?
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I-I don't really... The old dude is just...
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Huh? Something stinks?
Sorry, it's probably my feet.
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Save me, Mashiro!
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He's just someone I need to take care of.
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He's pretty old, after all.
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I think he's still rather young, personally.
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What sort of guy is your type, Azuha-san?
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Who, me?
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Well, I guess...
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Someone smart,
who's always giving me advice,
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and who's always sticking close to me...
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Wow, surprisingly romantic!
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...and who's just a brain.
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Just a brain?
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Azuha-san, that's not fair.
Your answer's pure fantasy!
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Is it?
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If that's allowed,
then I wanna date the sun god, Ra.
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We're getting nowhere.
Let's stop talking about this for now.
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That really felt like
girls' night out stuff, though.
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Yeah, it did.
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Well, if you ignore what you actually said.
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By the way, I guess the dudes are
having a boys' night out at an izakaya.
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The Masses Izakaya
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Yo, round glasses.
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Sure was nice of you to pin me as a stalker.
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Well, it is true that
you were stalking someone.
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I was not wrong in the slightest.
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Damn it, the writing on everything is so tiny.
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Where's the damn sake?
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I hope they're getting along okay.
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I think I want something alcoholic, too.
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Excuse me. A mojito, please.
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I've been this wondering for a while, but...
just how old are you, anyway?
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Huh? Wh-What does it matter how old I am?
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Yo, round glasses.
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Yes?
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What kinda button man squeezes a lemon
over their fried chicken in this day and age?
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What's the problem with using
what the restaurant served me?
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In fact, I'd say it's wrong not to use it.
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What was that, you pedantic four-eyes?
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Would you stop? You're embarrassing.
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But this weirdo squeezed a lemon over the—
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Enough of your false accusations!
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Listen to me, kiddos.
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There are an infinite number
of ways to eat food.
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You may have your preferences,
but there's no right or wrong way to eat.
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Just eat the way you like to.
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There's enough conflict in this world.
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We should at least get along
while we're eating together.
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Boss.
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Sensei.
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I'm so sorry!
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While we're at it,
which do you prefer, Sensei?
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Well, as for me...
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Forget the lemon. I can't even
handle the grease on fried chicken.
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Boss.
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Sensei.
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Whew, we sure ate a lot.
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We sure did. And...
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Maki-chan's pretty plastered.
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I am not plastered.
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There's no li'l adhesive bandages on me at all.
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It sure is easy to tell when you're drunk.
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I bet she'd answer any question
we asked her now.
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Oh, yeah! She might even tell us how old she is!
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Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
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Please tell us how old you are.
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I am twenty-mrmmff years old.
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Those are strong defenses!
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She's blocking the question
on a deep psychological level.
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Let's ask more stuff
and whittle down her defenses.
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Right.
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What's your favorite food?
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Sushi.
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How old are you?
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Twenty-mrmmff.
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What do you do on your days off?
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Arts and crafts.
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How old are you?
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Twenty-mrmmff.
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What's your motto for life?
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"Veggies first."
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How old are you?
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Twenty-mrmmff.
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Damn it! That wall's impregnable!
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Oh, I know!
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Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
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How do you really feel about Asunaro?
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Master is...
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brimming with pride and
very distrustful, but oh so dumb.
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And it's always Nagumo-sensei this,
Nagumo-sensei that.
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He's just exhausting to be around.
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Asunaro would probably keel over
if he heard all this.
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But...
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Of all the detectives I've met,
he's the... he's the most brilliant.
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That's why I stay with him.
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What's this? The soft side is coming out!
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Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
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Tell us a secret you have.
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I like ponchos.
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What the heck?
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Because they cover up my body shape.
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Why would you want to? You're not even fat.
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I'm self-conscious
about my small breasts,
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so I like ponchos that cover me up.
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Aw, Maki-chan, you can be so cute!
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Let's hear it again!
Why do you wear ponchos?
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I told you. 'Cause my breasts are so small!
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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M-M-M-M-Mashiro-san!
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I didn't do anything
embarrassing last night, did I?!
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Gee, I don't know.
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What? No way! Wait, please!
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Oh, Hana-san.
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I've got some stuff that'll make
your boobs bigger. Want it?
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D-D-D-D-D-D-Don't tell me...
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Nagumo Detective Agency
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Damn it, Mashiro! I know you did this!
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Don't feign innocence by whistling!
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Hey, nice tune. Wait, does the
sound quality need to be this good?
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Sorry, old dude. I thought I'd clean
the office, and this is what—Ah.
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You're breaking everything you touch!
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Boy, human-made things
are so easily broken, huh?
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Are you some demon who's obtained too much
strength to exist in the human world?
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There's no need to go that far.
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Everyone makes mistakes, you know.
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I bet Maki-san would never do this.
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That's the one thing you should
never say to your partner!
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If that's how you feel, why don't you
make Maki-chan your partner?!
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H-Hey!
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Miser! You're useless! Your feet stink!
You cheat on your taxes!
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You're shallow! Pedo! Bet you've got
fifteen illegitimate kids! Illegal alien!
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Don't mix truths and lies together
to make your insults sound catchy.
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I hope all your joints dislocate!
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What am I, a child? That was shameful.
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Well, I'm sure she'll cool down
by tomorrow. I'll apologize then.
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I hope a goat eats your insurance card!
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You're still there?
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Assistant Switch!!
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Assistant Switch!!
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I'll be your partner as of today.
I'm Kazamaki Hana.
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What?
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Hey! It's me, Mashiro! Glad to be
workin' with ya, round glasses!
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What?!
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I see. That's what Mashiro said, huh?
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She came to me crying and saying she wanted
to try being someone else's assistant.
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I'm sorry to ask, but would you mind
indulging Mashiro-chan this time?
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Nah, I'm the one who should be apologizing.
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Sorry you have to put up
with her selfish whims.
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Please don't worry about it.
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I consider it a great honor
to be working for you.
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So this is what human warmth feels like.
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Is that a tear?
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I guess I'll get right to
explaining today's job.
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I've already done my research on that.
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Huh? You have?
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The client is Kato Yoshiro,
a forty-four-year-old man.
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White-collar worker, married with kids,
lives in a stand-alone home.
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For the past few days, someone
has been burning his garbage and mail.
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Here is the data from interrogations
and witness reports from his neighbors.
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Let's start by visiting the client's home.
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Come, Nagumo-sensei.
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Thirty thousand points for Maki-san.
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Points?
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Honestly.
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Why do I have to team up with you?
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Oh, it's fine. So what's today's mission?
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I've received multiple reports of a suspicious,
nearly naked man prowling these parts.
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A suspicious man? Oh!
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That's this guy, isn't it?
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That's me!
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Well, when I thought "creepy guy,
goes through people's trash..."
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I do that as part of my investigations.
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Besides, this guy's in his thirties or forties.
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He's a muscular man with glasses
who wears swim trunks and a necktie.
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That description sounds nothing like me.
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Done.
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Kill me now...
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That's me!
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I'll start showing this around right away.
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Yes?
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Earl Grey
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Cinnamon
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Earl Grey
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Cinnamon
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Earl Grey
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Cinnamon
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Left or right: lick whichever you like.
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Earl Grey
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Cinnamon
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Earl Grey
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Cinnamon
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Earl Grey
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Cinnamon
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Earl Grey
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Cinnamon
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Earl Grey
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Cinnamon
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P-Pervert!
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He must be the suspicious man.
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Wait, I think I actually know that guy!
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Really?
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There are some weird guys
in this town that everyone calls:
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the "Big Four of Creepy Old Dudes."
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Cross Chest
Hair Man
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There's Cross Chest Hair Man,
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Nipple Tasting Man,
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Nipple
Tasting Man
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Man Who Likes Ropes,
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Man Who
Likes Ropes
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and Warm-Dressing Shady Man.
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Wait, Nagumo-sensei's one of them?
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Warm-Dressing
Shady Man
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Anyway, I'll take care of catching Nipples here!
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Ooh, so dependable.
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Stop right there, you pervert!
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Gotcha! Piece of cake!
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Eek! He was all slimy!
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That pervert covered himself
in lube or something.
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That's disgusting.
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No, not lube. Merely bodily fluids.
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That's even more disgusting!
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Ew. He's...
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running away like he's on a pommel horse.
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He'll get away at this rate.
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Then, I'll hit him with a paint ball.
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Dodge this if you think you can!
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Oops! Sorry!
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Man, I'm so lame.
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It was my own fault,
but I snapped and bolted out like that.
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How could I be so useless?
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I see.
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And the harassment has escalated recently?
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Yes.
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We should probably move fast on this one.
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I agree. Our client is
at risk of harm at this rate.
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Whoever's doing this can't be too far away.
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A nearly naked man just slid by on his butt.
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Stop, you bastard!
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I'm gonna rip both of your nipples right off!
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Mashiro's... her usual self, I guess.
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Who said you could call a detective?
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What's this about, Yamada?
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Don't tell me all
that harassment was your doing!
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I know you've been
having an affair with my wife!
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W-We just happened to get dinner together—
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I saw you leaving a hotel!
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Nagumo-sensei.
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Maki-san, stay behind me.
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Don't you move either, detective!
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One tiny little move, and I kill you!
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What do we do, Sensei?
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It's best to just stay still right now.
We don't want to provoke him needlessly.
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But if we don't do something...
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There's only one way out of this.
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Damn it. Where'd you go...
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Mashiro?
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You and your gross, slimy self!
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This ends now!
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Wash your nipples and come try again!
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Why does she keep screaming
about his nipples?
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Well, that sure was a thrilling day, huh?
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I'm sorry I couldn't be of any use.
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Aw, not at all.
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You were so competent,
it made me envy Asunaro-kun.
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But I guess most of the credit goes to her.
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You should go and bring her back quickly.
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Hey, Mashiro!
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Thanks for what you did earlier.
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It was pure coincidence, that's all.
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So how was Maki-chan as an assistant?
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Hm? Oh, she's super competent.
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There wasn't a single thing left for me to do.
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Oh, really?
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Which is why I was bored as hell.
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Sorry about everything.
Come back to the office.
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Old dude, I'm sorry.
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I actually kinda broke
the kitchen stove, too.
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What?
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That was you, too?!
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{=0}Bath
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Man, I'm done.
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Me, too. This sauna's way too hot.
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I feel super relaxed, though.
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For real.
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Young men, the sauna is not
the easy hobby you think it is.
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It's a face-off with your very life.
A chicken race to the river Styx.
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A sauna isn't a place to relax.
It's a place to go mad.
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Nagumo Keiichiro
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Hobby: Saunas
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Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius
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Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius
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Next up in the news...
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Higashitani Daiki, a man arrested on
suspicion of serial eat-and-run offenses,
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m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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The
Latest
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Mid-interrogation escape
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Whereabouts unknown
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Suspect: Higashitani Daiki
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BREAKING
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Shinjuku serial eat-and-run case
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Serial eat-and-run offender escapes in the middle of interrogation
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escaped in the middle of his interrogation.
His whereabouts are still unknown.
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Isn't that the eat-and-runner
Mashiro caught before?
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I'd like to go find him
for Mimasaka's sake, but...
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Sorry. I'm a slave to the sauna right now.
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It feels like I'm burning
all the way down to my lungs.
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I can't get enough.
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Wait, seriously? Who goes straight
to the sauna after escaping the cops?
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This guy's gone a little too mad!
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Relax. I'm sure he's just a lookalike.
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The suspect can be identified by
a Guevara-esque dog tattoo on his back
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that looks like it was
stamped on with an eraser.
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Nope, it's him.
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Aw, come on. Gimme a break.
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I'm trying to enjoy the sauna.
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Should I try to capture him? No, he's young,
and he looks pretty ripped to boot.
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If we end up grappling,
I'm gonna make a fool of myself.
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Not to mention, he loves saunas enough to
come to one right after breaking out of jail.
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Now I want to find out
which of us loves saunas more.
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The only way to catch him safely
while competing for top sauna lover...
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is by doing this.
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Hey, bro.
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Mind if I go for a löyly?
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Löyly
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Throwing water on heated stones to raise
the temperature in the room.
Always let others know before attempting.
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Sure, go for it.
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Okay, let's see who can hold out the longest.
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Temperature
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I can't stand how weak
young people are these days.
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They take off running
as soon as I go for a löyly.
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I'm only just getting started.
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I was about to do that myself, in fact.
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Now here's a young man I can respect.
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Man, sure feels cool in here, though.
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I'm actually getting chills.
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I get ya. I almost want to get my jacket.
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Well, I'm getting goosebumps. Check it out!
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So on that note,
mind if I give it one more hit?
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I'm gonna catch a cold in here.
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Please do.
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This guy...
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Temperature
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So chilly.
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I'm freezing. I'm seconds away
from hypothermia.
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Just shoot some boiling hot corn potage
straight into my bladder through a catheter.
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Damn. What's with this old guy?!
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This kid's pretty tough.
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S-Sir! Now's a bad time!
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We're at the doorway to purgatory in here—
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You boys...
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Mind a little löyly?
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Löyly
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Throwing water on heated stones to raise
the temperature in the room.
Wait for others to consent before attempting.
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Temperature
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He dumped the whole tub in!
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Temperature
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Can't stay conscious.
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Sorry, Mashiro. I'm done for.
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Old dude! Old dude!
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Old dude, are you okay?
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Wh-What was I...
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You passed out in the sauna.
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I found you and brought you here.
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Oh, right. What about the escaped criminal?
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The police took him away.
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Oh, I see.
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Wait, there was an old man in there, too.
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You mean Gramps? He just walked out.
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I tried to play the expert and started
a duel, and this is how I end up.
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I bet that old man knew
exactly what was going on.
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Sorry for causing trouble.
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Wait, don't stand up yet!
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I guess I'm still just a green-assed rookie.
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Damn, the path of the sauna sure runs deep.
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Sensei, your towel!
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Dets These Days
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Come on! Put something on already!
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Your ass doesn't look green to me.
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Next Time
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Nagumo-san's Grown-up Allure
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Nagumo-san's Grown-up Allure
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The Lost Child
and Mashiro
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The Great Detective vs.
Phantom Thief, Riverfake
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The Great Detective vs.
Phantom Thief, Riverfake