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<b>Detectives 
These Days 
Are Crazy!</b>

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<b>Nagumo Detective Agency</b>

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Here you are.

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Sorry it's just cheap tea.

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Well, golly gee, 
I sure do 'preciate yer kindness.

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"Golly gee"?

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This here's my first time in Shinjuku, y'know.

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Client

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Kamuchakka
Yuji

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It's all too doggone fancy-schmancy for me.

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He has a hell of an accent. Where's he from?

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Dunno, but it must be pretty far away.

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Nice to meet you. I'm Nagumo, the detective.

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I'm Kamuchakka Yuji.

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K-Kamucha?

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Where are you from?

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Zundunukounnu Village.

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Huh? What was that?

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S-Sorry, could you repeat that?

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Zuzunduzajunanuukonnu Village.

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Didn't that change from the first time?

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One more time, please?

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Zuzunnuzajunanuunko Village.

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You clearly said "unko" at the end there!

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Okay, forget the name of your village. 
What brings you here?

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Well, y'see, my village, Ideoto...

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<i>Now</i> you can say it just fine!

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<b>Mashiro and 
\h\h\h\hthe Psychic of Love</b>

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<b>In Technicolor</b>

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Ideoto is a li'l bitty village 
deep in them thar hills.

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It's all self-sufficient,

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but also all closed off, 
'cause nobody's allowed to leave.

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Was it all right for you to leave, then?

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Me an' my wife, Rin, are allowed outta town 
once a month to shop fer supplies an' such.

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Ah, I see.

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These days, folks in Ideoto keep 
comin' down with some kinda sickness.

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The old shaman lady told us 
it was the work of some evil spirits.

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Then, one day, a man callin' himself
 "Airan" done showed up.

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Airan said he was a psychic,

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and he had clairvoyance, telepathy, 
and could communicate with spirits.

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The villager folks didn't 
wanna believe him at first.

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But then, Airan started passin' around some 
weird water, callin' it "Water of Genesis."

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And wouldn't ya know it?

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The folks who drank the water 
started feelin' better right before our eyes.

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Our village was always religious, 
so everyone started worshipin' Airan as a god.

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A psychic showing up out of nowhere, huh?

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Does seem kinda shady to me.

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Really? I'd believe him.

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<b>What's to believe?
You've destroyed
one spirit already!
...says his face</b>

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Then, just the other day, 
Airan suddenly blurted out somethin' like...

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Someone in this village 
is possessed by a demon.

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If nothing is done, 
it will surely destroy the village.

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Scary.

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Who could it be?

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I'm sorry to say this, but to save the village,
 this person must be executed.

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Ah, I've found you.

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You, the woman fishing popcorn 
kernels out of your teeth with your tongue!

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Die for the sake of this village.

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And this woman...

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Yes. It was my wife, Rin.

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Rin's gonna be killed if we don't do somethin'! 
The execution's tomorrow evenin' at six!

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Please! You gotta save my Rin!

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Are you all right? Here, have a hot towel.

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You really love your wife, 
don't you, Kamuchakka-san?

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'Course I do. She's got a rack on her 
that could clear the clouds from the sky.

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Ugh! Men!

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I'll pay y'all, of course.

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I've got money I've been 
savin' up fer our weddin'.

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I dunno if'n it's enough, but...

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Could ya please do it for five million?

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Kamuchakka-san.

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Frankly, I couldn't care
less about your money.

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Those tears you shed a moment ago...

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were more than pretty enough 
to give me a reason to act.

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Leave this to us.

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We will not fail to rescue your wife from...

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Hell yeah! Five million, baby! Score!

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<i>His inner thoughts clean 
banished that false front!</i>

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Ideoto Village

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W-Wait up. Sitting on that bus 
for so long wrecked my back.

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8 Hours Until Rin's Execution

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Jeez. Would you get it together?

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We made it.

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That there house is where he's keepin' Rin.

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Mr. Detective, ain't nobody around.
Now's yer chance.

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What kept ya so long, Yuji?

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Ch-Chief!

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What're ya lettin' these people
 into our village for?

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Oh, I apologize for dropping in unannounced.

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My name is Nagumo. I research 
cultural anthropology at the university.

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This is my assistant.

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A college professor? 
What business y'all got here?

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I wanted to see Airan-sama's 
miraculous powers with my own eyes.

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But don't worry. I just want to see them
 used once, then I'll leave for good.

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No.

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Bam!

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Sh-Shamaness!

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Run those people out of here right now.

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They will bring disaster to this village.

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Shamaness, don't get too angry 
or your blood pressure'll—

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You people have come to steal 
Airan-sama's powers, haven't you?

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Oh, no, it's only for research.

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Just look at the ominous cracks 
in my crystal ball.

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I think that was caused
 by your own potential.

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Especially that young girl there.

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She's a demon child, spawned by a demon.

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Kill her before she visits
disaster upon us all!

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Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!

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Kill her! Kill her! Kill her—

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Shamaness!

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She took away the shamaness's 
mobility with one low blow!

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What the hell are you doing, you brat?

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Shut it, you old hag!

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Say what you want about me, 
but don't you dare badmouth my mom!

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Actually, don't badmouth me, either, jerk!

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Impossible. She's our shaman.

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A single hit from a li'l girl
 did a shaman in?

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A <i>shaman</i>?

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Were shamans always known 
for being so physically strong?

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Bah, ignore this old hag. Let's go.

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Uh, hey...

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How many times must I tell you 
that I won't let you pass?

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There it is! Her Shaman Suplex!

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That's the way a shaman oughta be!

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Incidentally, you haven't said 
"I won't let you pass" once, Shamaness!

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Sorry, little brat.

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It's all for the sake of this village.

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For various reasons, this village has 
cut itself off from the outside world.

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Yes, it happened 17 years ago...

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17 Years Ago

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You're open!

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You brat! Who attacks 
mid-flashback? You ain't normal!

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I don't wanna hear an old hag with 
the body of Stall*ne talk about "normal"!

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S-Someone stop them!

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Just for a little bit. I just want 
to see Airan-sama for a little bit.

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Y-Yeah, but if the shamaness says no, then...

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The shamaness says it's okay.

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Sh-Shamaness!

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This is Airan-sama's mansion.

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Sure is nice.

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I'll go in and meet Airan-sama.

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Mashiro-kun, have Yuji-san 
show you around the village.

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Got it, Prof!

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Wait here. I'll clear it
with Airan-sama first.

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Head for the hut Rin-san's being held in.

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Go ahead and get her out if you can.

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Roger. What're you gonna do?

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I'm gonna expose this Airan guy's lies 
and bring the villagers back to their senses.

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Okay, you're cleared. 
He said you must enter alone.

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Pardon me.

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Well, hello there. 
Welcome to Ideoto Village.

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<i>He's younger than I expected.</i>

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It's an honor to meet you.

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So you wish to behold my powers?

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Yes. I'm interested in psychic abilities.

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To me, it looks like you're not so much 
"interested" as "ready to expose me."

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Certainly not.

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Very well. I shall show you.

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Iimoteshi shi'a yai itaresabutsu

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<i>Most guys like him are magicians.</i>

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<i>His skills and eloquence might have 
the villagers fooled, but not me.</i>

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itaremasaha niuyunikuba 
nodo hosukutsu meuwoikashi

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<i>I'll figure out your lies
and expose them in public,</i>

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<i>so that you lose your clout 
with these guys and they wake up.</i>

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dakisugauyuniyoki soyoshime nodonsa ipaipa...

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<i>Then I'll rescue Rin-san.</i>

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I see it. Yes, I see it.

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You...

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have a bad back and bad knees.

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Your guardian spirit tells me so.

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<i>Wh-What? He guessed my health problems?</i>

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<i>Did Yuji-san give him that information?</i>

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<i>No, I didn't tell him
anything about my health.</i>

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<i>Is this guy the real deal?</i>

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So is that enough?

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I must be taking my leave.

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There is an execution to prepare for.

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You should come and watch.

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A demon is going to be burned most lavishly.

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<i>This creep might be bad news, Mashiro.</i>

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Wait up! It's too dangerous to go alone!

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Oh, it's fine. I'll just smash that hut 
open with my spear hand.

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Halt!

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The old hag?

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Shamaness returns!

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<b>Shamaness Returns</b>

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You still wanna fight?! 
I'm not going back, no matter what!

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Now, just calm down.

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You mustn't destroy that hut.

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It's alarmed, so everyone will 
come running the moment you do.

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Old hag?

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Take that hidden passage.

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Hey, you're actually nice. Thanks, old hag.

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So how does this open?

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Don't make me keep telling you 
there's no such thing!

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You never said it at all!

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Sh-Shamaness!

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Yuji. I sympathize about your wife...

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but the village comes before one person!

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It's the duty of the young folks to protect 
this village, even if it costs your life!

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Oh, come on.

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That sure is funny, old hag.

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We young folks have a future...

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unlike you!

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Oh? You can still stand after that?

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My blood hasn't run this hot in a long time.

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The detective...

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...and the shaman...

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...face off with their pride 
on the line, starting now.

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I wish those names better 
represented your personalities.

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3 Hours Until Rin's Execution

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That psychic...

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He was right about a secret 
only a few people know.

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And I can't rely on Mashiro 
to handle everything.

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Guess I'll try to get some more info.

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Testimony 1

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Airan-sama is our savior.

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I was down for so long
 with the spirit sickness.

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Spirit sickness?

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It's when a spirit possesses your body 
and plays tricks on it.

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But Airan-sama's qigong and Water 
of Genesis got me back on my feet.

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Airan-sama is the real deal! 
No doubt about it!

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Testimony 2

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After he exorcised my evil spirit,

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the awful headaches I kept having
 cleared right up!

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Just look at this, Mr. Scholar!

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<b>Akemi 
Forever</b>

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Testimony 3

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That evil spirit ravaged my skin, 
and Airan-sama's qigong cleared it right up.

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Ignore the tattoo on my back for now.

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Airan-sama can give you 
pills with qi in them.

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Testimony 4

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They work like a charm on the spirit sickness.

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Why don't you try one, too?

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Well, thank you.

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I see.

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I'm starting to get the picture.

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I'll have to check around there 
to verify the truth.

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Just as I suspected.

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Security's lax because of the execution.

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Now, hopefully, I'll find something in here.

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Ow, ow, ow! My back!

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Sure wish I could get 
Airan-sama to heal this, too.

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I knew it. So now the question is: 
Why execute Rin-san? What's he after?

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What is this?

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Th-This is...

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Don't tell me Airan is...

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♫ Come back! ♫

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You wanna know about Rin-chan?

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Was there anything strange about her? 
Even something very small?

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Well, she's got them big ol' knockers.

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I've heard the rumors, yes.

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Other than that, everyone in the village
 got sick 'cause of evil spirits,

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but Rin-chan had it <i>real</i> bad.

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Even the shamaness's 
Shaman Stretching didn't do shit.

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Airan-sama's qigong made her a lot better,

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but then <i>that</i> happened.

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I just feel awful for poor Rin-chan, 
bein' executed and all.

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I feel your pain.

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I wish I coulda felt 'em up just once.

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Okay, I guess I don't.

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Hey!

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Mr. Scholar!

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Since yer here an' all, 
have some of our local sake.

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Wow, I appreciate it.

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<i>I've gotten a fair bit of intel.</i>

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<i>If I put it all in order...</i>

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Rin-san's Health

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One Outing per Month

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The Qi Used on the Villagers

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Big Boobs

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The Stuff in Airan's Mansion

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My Guardian Spirit

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An Evil Spirit Possession Epidemic

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Big Boobs

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Airan's Goal

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<i>I can see it. I'm so close to the truth.</i>

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<i>Man, this sake's strong. It's so good.</i>

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<b>Sweet Sake</b>

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<i>Wait, what was I thinkin' about again?</i>

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1 Hour Until Rin's Execution

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Here I go!

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Hit and...

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...cover!

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Rock, paper, scissors!

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Die!

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Yes!

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Hey! It ruins the game if you duck, 
you stupid old hag!

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You're using a <i>real</i> sword, you brat!

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<i>I can't tell if'n they're buddies or enemies.</i>

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Damn it. This old hag's really pissing me off.

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How could you beat up 
a young, unmarried maiden?

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I'm having a great time, brat.

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My blood hasn't run this hot in a long time.

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You said that just 
a few minutes ago. <i>Keep</i> it warm!

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They're both darn near worn out. 
I bet the next blow's gonna finish it.

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Watching you sure takes me back, though.

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You're the same as me when I was young.

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What do you mean?

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When I was about your age,

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I worked at a detective agency.

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Wait, <i>she's</i> the one who asked.

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And it was shapin' up to be 
a pretty interestin' story!

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Plus, ya can't just knock someone out 
like it's a free-to-play game!

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Yeah, but she just wouldn't shut up.

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I don't care about her demented rantings.

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Wait, forget the old hag.
I gotta save Rin-san.

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Rin-san!

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She's gone! She got taken away 
while I was playing with the old hag!

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They done took her to 
the square to be executed!

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What? It's that time already?

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We gotta hurry!

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Okay, get on.

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Huh?

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We'll get there faster if I carry you.

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Well, then...

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I'll take ya up on that.

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Who gave you permission 
to sit in the arena seat?!

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I never knew folks had 
good an' bad seats on 'em!

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Over there.

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Rin-san?

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Man, her boobs are so big!

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No one in the world has 
more right to say that than me!

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Golly, I'm sorry. It's just been 
so doggone long since I saw 'em.

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This is no time for playing around.

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What's the old dude doing, darn it?

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Old dude! Why are you just 
standing here? We have to save her!

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It's fine.

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Just keep quiet and watch. 
Don't do anything.

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Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...

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<b>Thrust</b>

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Open your eyes, old dude!

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Hang on. I'll free you 
from their brainwashing now.

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I haven't been brainwashed.

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Listen to me, Mashiro. 
Airan-sama is the real deal.

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What? Old dude, are you being serious?

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We must not go against his guidance.

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Stop, Mashiro.

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Mashiro, we need to talk.

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What is it?

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Come with me. You, too, Yuji-san.

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Here we are. 
There's someone I want you to meet.

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Meet? Who?

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You! How dare you do that to Rin-san?!

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No, idiot! Look closer!

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Rin!

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Rin-san!

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Oh, thank goodness.
I thought you were done for.

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I was so worried, 
you would've been totally freaked out.

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I knew it seemed weird. That wacky 
accent was just for show all along.

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What's going on here, old dude?

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Airan isn't a psychic. He's a doctor.

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A doctor?

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When Rin-san left town 
on her one monthly outing,

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I could tell with one look 
that she had a serious illness.

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So I snuck into the village and realized 
the "evil spirit possession" taking over

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was a communicable disease.

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My symptoms were particularly bad.

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I needed treatment in a proper facility.

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But I would've been punished 
if I'd left the village.

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So I played God, using the power of medicine 
to save them, and taking control of this village.

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So Rin-san's execution...

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I swapped her out with a doll. 
It was all for show.

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I'd planned to take her 
out of town for treatment,

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then have her lie to the village 
that she'd been brought back to life.

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He could tell what parts 
of my body were bad, too.

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He figured it out from my posture 
and breathing, apparently.

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You should really get to 
a hospital yourself, you know.

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B-But why would you do all that for 
someone you just happened to see once?

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Because...

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of this.

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What is it?

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Just open it.

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<b>Massive Boob Explosion!
G-Cups That 
Hit Hard</b>

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I love boobs more than I love 
three square meals a day.

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<i>Ugh, men! I swear!</i>

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<i>I swear! I swear!</i>

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Well, at any rate, that's case closed.

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Wait!

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I heard everything.

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<b>Shamaness</b>

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How dare you deceive us!

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J-Just calm down, you guys. 
He did it for Rin—

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Silence!

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Any who break the rules must 
be executed! No exceptions!

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Wh-What do we do, old dude?

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I don't have any strength left 
to hit her again!

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Don't worry, Mashiro.

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I called the police.

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Huh?

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Nobody move!

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You're suspected of holding 
someone against their will!

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"The rules of the village," my ass! Morons!

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How about you follow 
the rules of Japan first?!

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<i>They're not usually that useful in fiction...</i>

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<i>...but damn, the police really are strong.</i>

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<b>Torna a Surriento</b>

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<b>Nationwide Average 
Score: 80.2 Points</b>

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<b>Results</b>

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<b>Points</b>

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<b>Points</b>

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<b>Points</b>

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<b>Points</b>

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<b>Points</b>

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<b>Notice</b>

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<b>If you fail 
to pay your 
rent of 2,500,000 yen by tomorrow,</b>

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<b>you will be 
evicted.</b>

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<b>Landlord</b>

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Why didn't you pay it?

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I just, uh, forgot all about it.

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How are we gonna get this much money?

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Don't worry. I have 
the five million from Yuji-san.

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Huh?

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"I-Ide"? What? It's fake?

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Apparently, it's the currency 
they use in Ideoto.

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In Japanese yen, five million ide is...

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24 Hours Left Until the Nagumo Detective Agency

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24 Hours Left Until the Nagumo Detective Agency

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Shuts Down

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Shuts Down

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50,000 yen.
