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Akanishi! Damn it!

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<i>Wendelstein was about to be overrun by cats.</i>

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H-Hey!

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I can't do this anymore!

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How are there so many?!

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We don't stand a chance against them!

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<i>Cats like small, tight spaces.</i>

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<i>This is both natural and instinctive.</i>

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<i>It makes them harder for enemies to find,</i>

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<i>while also giving them a safe 
advantage over their prey.</i>

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<i>This likely originated with 
the North African wildcat,</i>

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<i>the ancestor of the housecat, which hunted prey</i>

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<i>that hid in burrows.</i>

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I won't go down without a fight!

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<i>Cats knead with their paws.</i>

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<i>There are several theories 
as to why they do this.</i>

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<i>It may be an expression of affection, 
a form of marking, or stress relief.</i>

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<i>Kittens knead their mother's teats 
to stimulate the mammary glands,</i>

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<i>improving her milk production.</i>

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<i>In other words, they may recognize someone 
they seek attention from as their mother.</i>

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Th-That feels so good! 
What a wonderful feeling!

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But I'm not your mama right now! I'm a soldier!

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Wha—

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<i>Cats purr to show their love when they are 
relaxing or as a means of communication.</i>

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<i>This low sound, measuring around 25 Hertz,</i>

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<i>is believed to reduce stress and regulate 
the autonomic nervous system in humans.</i>

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<i>It is indeed a sound that 
brings happiness to everyone,</i>

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<i>but be aware that cats may 
purr when stressed, as well.</i>

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<i>Ah... It's all melting away...</i>

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<i>My exhaustion, my nerves, my thirst...</i>

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<i>How long has it been since I felt like this?</i>

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<i>Being surrounded by cats...</i>

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<i>Had I really almost forgotten this bliss?</i>

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<i>It makes my hands reach out on their own.</i>

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<i>Cats truly are adorable...</i>

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<i>I'm sorry, everyone.</i>

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Stop it!

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Shoo! Shoo! Go away!

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You okay? You're not hurt, are you?

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Mitsuru... I'm done for.

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What are you saying?! You haven't lost yet!

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It gave me a love bite.

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I won't last much longer.

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N-No...

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Mitsuru!

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Shiro...

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Hayata...

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Joe!

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Damn it! Why?!

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We were all just telling cat stories 
and laughing together not too long ago!

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No trigger has ever felt 
so heavy to me before...

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Why do I have to point this 
at these super-cute kitties

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who used to be my buddies?!

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<i>This is insane! Bro really 
fought a beast like this?!</i>

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<i>Oh. I'm doomed.</i>

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Kaorun! Watch out!

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Huh?

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What in the world...

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Grandma?

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Jones?

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Your eyes!

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I'm going to turn into a cat.

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This is my last resort.

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So that's it!

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That's what?!

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Grandma fused with Jones, just like 
the cats did with those animals!

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Jones is a cat that understands human language.

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So when Grandma's charisma 
fused with Jones' skill,

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she gained the ability to 
communicate with cats!

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This is the birth of a new species,

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the ultimate cat that will 
bring order to chaos...

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<b>Awesomeness</b>

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<b>Cuteness</b>

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<b>Laudability</b>

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<b>Impressiveness</b>

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<b>Cleverness</b>

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Genius!

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Let's play some more.

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Why are you spraying us with water?

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I'm sorry about that.

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No one here really wants 
to do these things to you.

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We truly want to play with all of you,

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but we're just a bit worn out.

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Do you hate us?

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Of course not.

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In fact, we love you very much.

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It's like...

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a cross-species council of cats.

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Let's all think of more 
fun ways to play together.

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Like tag! We'll run lots and lots!

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I want to play with toys.

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I'd like something we can all play 
together in a big, wide space.

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Well, this place is too 
small for that, isn't it?

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Damn... You're incredible, Grandma!

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I'm not... dreaming, right?

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It's like a picture book 
I saw when I was little.

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Who knew humans possessed this much potential?

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Yeah, but if she keeps that up, she's gonna...

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Well, we're just about out of time.

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Come, everyone. Let's find a new place to play.

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I'll go with you.

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Yeah! Let's go!

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Let's go!

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A warm, vast, comfy space 
that gets plenty of sunlight.

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Thank you, Jones,

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for going along with my selfish request.

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Ah, you're so warm.

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I wish we could do this longer, but...

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It's time to say goodbye.

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I made this for you.

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Isn't it cute? I hope you like it.

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I'm so glad.

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Everyone, I leave this place in your hands.

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My precious...

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family.

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<i>None of them would ever forget the 
scene they saw unfolding before them.</i>

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<i>A single human leading a hundred beasts...</i>

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<i>She was truly their Messiah.</i>

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Bye-bye, Gunslinger.

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Gunslinger-dono...

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See ya, Mitsuru.

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Thanks for everything.

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Grandma...

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<i>There are no winners or losers in this battle.</i>

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<i>It was only some cats 
passing through, nothing more.</i>

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He's beginning to adapt to Origin.

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His internal cat density 
exceeds baseline values.

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By the way, cats sure are cute, huh?

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Yeah. It kills me, really.

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After him! Get him!

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There'll be big trouble if he escapes!

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I'm entrusting this to you.

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Go! Now!

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Kunagi-san!

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Thank goodness!

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How long was I asleep?

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A couple of days.

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You had your eyes rolled back the whole time.

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I was so worried!

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I see. My eyes were rolled back, huh?

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What about the others? Were any lost?

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Wait, calm down!

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Hey, Kunagi!

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You're awake?

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Bro! What a relief!

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You're better already? Man, you're tough!

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Looks like the casualties 
were greater than I realized.

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Yeah, kinda.

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But we're used to cleaning 
up after our cats' mischief.

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It'll all be fixed up within a week or so.

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Besides, Tsutsumi's awesome at taking the lead!

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That's a former leader for you.

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So Grandma is...

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Yeah.

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About half the people of 
Wendelstein turned into cats.

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But the silver lining is that this 
place is still usable as a base.

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Everyone left is working hard 
on the repairs with no complaints.

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Grandma gave her life to protect this house.

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We can start over.

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You'd better help us out when 
you're feeling better.

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Yeah. We'll take any help we can get,
 even if it's from a cat.

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May I have a moment?

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What's up?

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I think I should leave this place.

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What?!

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Where's this coming from?!

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What?! But why?!

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Your memories came back?

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Only in fragments.

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Scientists in lab coats...

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People they'd gathered as test subjects...

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A mysterious man speaking to me...

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A big building...

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And the bell Suoh took from me.

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It was a precious thing 
someone had entrusted to me.

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You say you're leaving, but 
what do you plan to do?

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The building in my memories...

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I'm going to search for it.

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I'm sure I'll find some kind of clue there.

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Not to mention, this whole 
mess may have been my fault.

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If I stay here, I might cause 
trouble for all of you again.

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That said, I can't abandon
Wendelstein in this condition.

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I'll leave after we've regrouped a bit.

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No! This wasn't your fault!

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She's right! Besides, we need you!

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But...

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I think we should let him do what he wants.

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If you think you've found a purpose 
in this world, you should go.

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True. You seem to be someone 
pretty damn special, anyway.

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Not that I know why.

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I doubt Grandma would've 
tried to stop you, either.

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So do what you wanna do.

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But I don't want you going away 
thinking you're to blame for anything.

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So promise us...

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that you'll come back one day.

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All right. I will.

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There's nothing I can say...

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We're gonna miss you.

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Autocats, roll out!

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You're going too, Jones?

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Yeah, I guess he is a pretty unusual cat.

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He might have some connection to all this.

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Not that it makes sense to me...

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Exactly, brother.

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You sure about this, Jones?

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I made a promise to Nyandalf, Mr. Frodo. 
"Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee."

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I'm going with you, too.

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What? You too, Kaorun?!

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I'd be worried about Kunagi 
and Jones going off alone.

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I'm his employer, after all.

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Then I'm in, too!

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No, Arata. You stay here.

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Huh?!

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Your are indispensable 
to Wendelstein right now.

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He's right. We can't lose a 
good all-rounder like you.

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Right.

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Boo...

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So we're going to be separated again?

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It doesn't mean we'll never 
see each other again.

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We'll always have this place
 to come home to.

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Yeah... You're right.

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I'm sorry for being selfish.

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I want to do whatever I can.

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Sure, get to it.

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And we won't lose. We'll stick 
around and do something too.

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Yeah, something.

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Okay, enough depressing talk! Back to work!

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Right! Let's do this.

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Tsutsumi, how's the work coming along?

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Oh, we've made a lot of progress!

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Arata, bring gloves for Kunagi, too.

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Got it!

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No man is a failure who has friends.

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Yes. Very true.

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Hey, Kunagi-kun.

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What is this?

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A little something so we don't forget our
 comrades who loved and fought the cats.

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It's the least I could do to honor them.

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I wonder what they're up to right now.

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Probably taking a nice afternoon nap.

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It's been fun.

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Go on, my grandson.

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All right. I'm all ready.

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Kunagi-san, here. I mended it for you.

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Good. I just don't feel right without this.

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I'm truly grateful.

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Hey, Kunagi!

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What's this?

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A parting gift. You can borrow this.

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It's our favorite, so you 
better return it, you hear?

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Thank you for everything.

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Okay, Jones, let's go.

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Don't turn your back on me.

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See you later, Jones!

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You better come back soon!

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Farewell, my brave pawbbits.

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Thank you all for everything.

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This is not goodbye forever.

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We'll meet again.

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Until then.

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Yep. Good luck out there.

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Looking forward to hearing all your stories.

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Bro! See you later!

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Kaorun, come back soon, okay?

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Farewell.

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Careful you don't catch a cold.

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See ya!

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Come on back if you get lonely!

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Don't forget to keep up the training!

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Jones!

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Don't forget to watch some B movies!

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We're off.

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Come back soon!

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Here is the aforementioned article.

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Well done.

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And now, at last...

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we can reunite.

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Let us begin...

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Project: Living Cat.

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When building a catwalk, it's 
important to think like a cat.

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Leaving gaps can stimulate the 
cat's love of a challenge.

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Some cats will happily climb a 
thick rope hung from overhead.

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Some cats like to travel vertically,

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while others prefer moving horizontally.

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Okay, it's just about done.

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Wow!

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It looks like they approve!

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I thought I was an avid cat lover, 
but you guys take it to the extreme.

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Why would you go to all 
this trouble just for cats?

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Well, cats are fickle and they love
 mischief, so they can be a real pain...

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But they never lie.

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Yes. So we must never lie to cats, either.

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That's all.

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It's a promise between us and the cats.

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Anyway, so today's the last episode?

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I sure will miss all this.

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Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, 
season 2, cats, season 2, cats...

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Did you just sneak another phrase in there?

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Point is, cats and second seasons 
aren't as easy as you might think.
