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<i>Lately, I'm starting to get it.</i>

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<i>Talking fast isn't the key to "Jugemu."</i>

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<i>During the Edo Period, there was a saying.</i>

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<i>That until the age of seven,
children belonged to the gods.</i>

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{\an8}<i>That's how high
the death rate was for children.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And so in those days,</i>

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{\an8}<i>it wasn't unusual for parents
to give their children certain names</i>

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<i>in hopes that they would live long lives.</i>

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<i>The key to "Jugemu" isn't enunciation.</i>

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<i>It's a story that makes you laugh
by repeating the excessively long name</i>

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<i>given to a child by his parents.</i>

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<i>Why would they give him such a long name?</i>

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<i>Because the parents' hearts were
overflowing with love for their child.</i>

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{\an8}Right. So, what kind of name
would you like?

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{\an8}Well, of course, I'm asking you
to come up with a name

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that will ensure that he grows up
sturdy and strong, and lives a long life.

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A long life, eh? Let's see...

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All right, then. Why don't you take
the character for "tsuru,"

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and call him "Tsurukichi" or "Tsurutaro"?

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They say that "tsuru," or "cranes"
live for a thousand years.

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Only a thousand years?

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That's not that long, is it?

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Then how about "kame"?

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They say that "kame," or "turtles,"
live for ten thousand years.

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Just a piddling ten thousand years, right?

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Come on, something more like...

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A name that'll keep him from ever dying.

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<i>Isn't there a name</i>

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<i>- that will grant him eternal life?
- She hasn't changed her tone of voice,</i>

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<i>but her manner of speaking.</i>

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<i>She's keeping her facial expressions
to the absolute minimum,</i>

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<i>which is the opposite of how I performed.</i>

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<i>Such a subdued approach.</i>

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<i>It never even occurred to me to do that.</i>

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Well, then, there are numerous
auspicious words in Tozan's scriptures,

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so why don't you choose from there?

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In the scriptures?

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Are there any that might ensure
a long life?

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All right, what do you think of this name?

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{\an8}Jugemu.

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It's a phrase from
the Sutra of Immeasurable Life.

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It means infinite blessings, that
good things will never stop coming to him.

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Jugemu, huh?

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It's unusual, and I like it.

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But is there anything else?

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Goko-no-surikirezu.

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Once every 3,000 years,
a divine maiden descends from heaven

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to brush a great boulder with her sleeve,

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and returns after another 3,000 years
to do it again.

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It takes one "ko" for the boulder
to be completely worn away.

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Right, meaning that "goko," or "five ko,"
is an unfathomably long period of time.

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Huh.

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I guess some people
were beyond patient back then.

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Hey, anything else?

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Kaijari-suigyo.

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The grains of sand,
and the fish in the sea.

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No matter how much you take,
it'll never run out.

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Hey, I like that one, too. Anything else?

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{\an8}Suigyo-matsu Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu.

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{\an8}These all mean water, clouds, and wind,
and no one can say where they go.

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Not knowing where they'll come or go
is also auspicious.

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Right, I see. Got anything else?

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Kuu-neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro.

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How fortunate it is to have all that
one needs to live in one place.

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If it's indispensable, I'll take it!

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Got anything else?

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Then... Yaburakoji no Burakoji.

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In the spring, it sprouts fresh leaves,
in the summer, its flowers bloom,

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in the fall, it grows red fruit,
and in the winter, it outlasts the frost.

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Such a blessed name for a tree.

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What else?

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{\an8}Paipo-paipo-paipo no Shuringan,
Shuringan no Gurindai,

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{\an8}Gurindai no ponpoko-na no ponpoko-pi.

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The king and queen
of an ancient kingdom in China,

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known as Paipo,
prospered for 10,000 years.

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These are the names of their two children.

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Huh, I've never heard of them.

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{\an8}Anything else?

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Look, you keep asking for more.

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Do you have any intention
of naming this kid?

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Using the characters
for "long and lasting life," Chokyumei.

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And in turn Chosuke,
which means "to help for a long time."

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If I'd had a son of my own,
that's the name I would've given him.

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Hey, Mom.

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Why did you name me Akane?

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Huh?

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Hey, what kind of question is that?

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Waxing sentimental before your contest?

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Never mind that, just tell me!

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Well, it was Tohru who named you.

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It was Dad?

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{\an8}You arrived before your due date.

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{\an8}HIGASHI-KOMAGATA HOSPITAL

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<i>Tohru was out of town, working.</i>

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<i>He didn't get to the hospital until dusk,
the day after you were born.</i>

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OSAKI

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Hey, whoa.

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That's right.

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You support her head with your right arm.

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There, there. There, there.

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{\an8}MASAKI-MAY THE DELIVERY GO WELL
SHINTA-BECOME A GOOD FATHER -FROM, SHIGUMA

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Hey, Masaki.

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What do you think
of the name "Akane" for her?

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He said he thought of "Aka," meaning
"vermilion," because of that sunset.

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Also, the color vermilion wards off evil,
and signifies long life.

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So with that in mind, too.

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So you guys gave it a lot of thought.

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{\an8}What was that for?

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Well, of course we did!

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{\an8}No parent would ever give their child
some random name!

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Hey, Honey!

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Let's just stick all the names
the monk gave us on our boy!

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All of them?

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Don't you think that'll make it
a bit too long?

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You fool!

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What if we pick one and he ups and dies?

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We'll be like, "Oh no, we should've
picked that other name for him!"

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And so saying, they went ahead

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and gave their baby all the names
the monk had suggested.

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With a name that long,
it was a struggle to soothe him.

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Mama, Mama!

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Oh. There, there. You stop crying now.

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Come on, look at me.

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Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu

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{\an8}Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu

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Kuu-neru tokoro ni Sumu tokoro
Yaburakoji no Burakoji

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Paipo-Paipo-Paipo no Shuringan
Shuringan no Gurindai

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Gurindai no Pon-Poko-Na no
Pon-Poko-Pi no Chokyu-mei no Chosuke!

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Peek-a-boo! I see you!

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Huh?

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<i>He just stepped out.</i>

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<i>What's going on here?</i>

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<i>The more I listen,
the more the scene comes to life,</i>

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<i>and the more that girl
seems to vanish from the stage.</i>

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Come on in, come right on in!

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Oh, I heard.

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You've named your child, haven't you?

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<i>Does this mean she's good?</i>

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<i>That voice actress was good.</i>

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<i>Because she wanted to
and got the audience to cry.</i>

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<i>But this kid...
I have no clue what she's aiming for.</i>

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<i>So, she sucks?</i>

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I'm going to read this when I call his
name, so tell me if I get anything wrong.

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{\an8}<i>Or is she so good that
it just seems natural for her?</i>

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<i>But I got more laughs.
I'm better than her.</i>

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Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu...

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<i>As long as you make the audience think
you're good, you're second-rate.</i>

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<i>That's what they always used to say.</i>

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<i>Because the listeners
are so focused on the story,</i>

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<i>it feels like the performer
has disappeared.</i>

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<i>I've experienced that illusion on rare
occasions, during a master's performance,</i>

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<i>but who would've thought I'd feel it
at the Karaku Cup?</i>

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...Chokyu-mei no Chosuke!

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I'm sorry for your loss.

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He's not dead, all right?

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<i>I thought it would backfire on her.</i>

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<i>Most of them can perform "Jugemu."</i>

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<i>So they're discerning.</i>

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<i>It won't be easy to get laughs
from an audience like that.</i>

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<i>Though you could say that
it's easy to envision</i>

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<i>precisely because it's so familiar.</i>

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Right.

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She can do as she pleases with "Jugemu."

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Tell Akane to perform it
however she wants.

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Understood.

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Also, I have one more question for you.

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Why did I choose "Jugemu," right?

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Akane is talented.

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Ever since she was a little kid, she could
instantly master whatever I taught her.

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But you see...

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Because it comes too easy for her,
she lacks one thing.

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{\an8}Awareness of how to empathize
with her characters' feelings.

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Because even with a scant
understanding of the characters,

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Akane can handle them reasonably well.

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But at the end of the day, that kind
of art is hollow and superficial.

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It can't move people's souls.

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{\an8}<i>What is Hachigoro thinking at that moment?</i>

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<i>How about Kumagoro?</i>

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<i>Or the monk? Or the old master?</i>

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<i>To become, and think
as the characters you're playing.</i>

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Perspective.

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That's what I wanted her to learn.

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<i>"Jugemu" is such a simple story, there's
hardly any room to modify or adapt it.</i>

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It should be the perfect vehicle
for her to contemplate

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the characters' perspectives.

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You should just tell her that.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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{\an8}<i>There'd be no point unless she agonized
over it to find the answer herself.</i>

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<i>And besides, the seeds
are already beginning to sprout.</i>

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<i>- Just a matter of time before they bloom.</i>
- Ma'am!

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I came to pick him up to go to school.

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Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu

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Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu

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Kuu-neru tokoro ni Sumu tokoro
Yaburakoji no Burakoji

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Paipo-Paipo-Paipo no Shuringan
Shuringan no Gurindai

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Gurindai no Pon-Poko-Na no Pon-Poko-Pi
no Chokyu-mei no Chosuke. Is he here?

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Oh, my, you came here to pick him up.
Thank you.

198
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<i>Now, where did
the Karaku Cup's usual fervor go?</i>

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<i>This is no longer a venue
to vie for technical supremacy.</i>

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<i>It's a place to enjoy
listening to stories.</i>

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<i>Actually, I should probably
give her credit for this transformation.</i>

202
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<i>But what a dilemma.</i>

203
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<i>If she were merely skilled,
there'd be no issue.</i>

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<i>The tempo of her speech, her pauses...</i>

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<i>No question about it.</i>

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<i>That girl is training
under Shiguma Arakawa.</i>

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Now, now, wake up!

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<i>Still, I don't get it.</i>

209
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<i>I've heard that ever since
that expulsion incident,</i>

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<i>Master Shiguma has declined to take on
any apprentices whatsoever.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Not to mention how refined her art is
for someone so young.</i>

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<i>Master Shiguma, what on earth have you...</i>

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...Suigyo-matsu Ungyo-matsu
Furai-matsu Kuu-neru tokoro--

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Ma'am! I'm going to be late for school,
so I'll go on ahead!

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<i>The more you exert yourself
to perform, to express something,</i>

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<i>the more your presence
as a performer expands.</i>

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<i>By considering your character's
perspective and understanding it,</i>

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<i>you gradually learn how to act
as that person in the most natural way,</i>

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<i>without having to rely on over-the-top
expressions or technical skills.</i>

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<i>Until the performer's presence vanishes
in a subtle, natural manner.</i>

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<i>I bet if Master had explained
"perspective" to her beforehand...</i>

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Oh, I can master perspective
just like that!

223
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<i>She would've spent
a lot of time going in circles.</i>

224
00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:39,130
<i>But it's because she's so dedicated
that it makes you want to support her.</i>

225
00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:44,511
<i>In that sense, I guess that makes me
one more guy who's under her spell.</i>

226
00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:48,598
Ma'am! Something happened!

227
00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:10,829
Whoops! Whoa...

228
00:14:12,205 --> 00:14:13,832
Ma'am!

229
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,295
Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu

230
00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:20,672
Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu

231
00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:23,258
Kuu-neru tokoro ni Sumu tokoro
Yaburakoji no Burakoji

232
00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:25,635
Paipo-Paipo-Paipo no Shuringan
Shuringan no Gurindai

233
00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:28,972
Gurindai no Pon-Poko-Na no Pon-Poko-Pi no
Chokyu-mei no Chosuke...

234
00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:33,268
What's the matter?

235
00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:34,769
Give me a second.

236
00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:37,397
Jugemu Jugemu...

237
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,857
No, wait.

238
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,859
{\an8}He fell into the river!

239
00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:43,320
Dear!

240
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,451
Our son, Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu

241
00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:51,661
Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu

242
00:14:51,745 --> 00:14:54,164
Kuu-neru tokoro ni Sumu tokoro
Yaburakoji no Burakoji

243
00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:56,249
Paipo-Paipo-Paipo no Shuringan
Shuringan no...

244
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,793
Oh, did he clobber Gin on the head again?

245
00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:01,504
No, not that! He fell into the river!

246
00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:04,966
What?

247
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:06,426
Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu

248
00:15:06,509 --> 00:15:08,136
Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu

249
00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:10,513
Kuu-neru tokoro ni Sumu tokoro
Yaburakoji no Burakoji

250
00:15:10,597 --> 00:15:12,599
Paipo-Paipo-Paipo no Shuringan
Shuringan no Gurindai

251
00:15:12,682 --> 00:15:16,061
Gurindai no Pon-Poko-Na no Pon-Poko-Pi no
Chokyu-mei no Chosuke

252
00:15:16,144 --> 00:15:17,020
fell in to the river?

253
00:15:17,812 --> 00:15:19,981
Move! Out of my way!

254
00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:24,819
- Dear, you don't think our boy is...
- You fool!

255
00:15:24,903 --> 00:15:26,947
Don't say that, it's bad luck!

256
00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:28,573
Not our boy, of all people...

257
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,992
Please be safe!

258
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:33,578
Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu

259
00:15:33,662 --> 00:15:35,705
Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu

260
00:15:35,789 --> 00:15:37,999
Kuu-neru tokoro ni Sumu tokoro
Yaburakoji no Burakoji

261
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,001
Paipo-Paipo-Paipo no Shuringan
Shuringan no Gurindai

262
00:15:40,085 --> 00:15:43,129
Gurindai no Pon-Poko-Na no Pon-Poko-Pi no
Chokyu-mei no Chosuke!

263
00:15:45,382 --> 00:15:46,633
He's nowhere to be seen!

264
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,844
Don't tell me the current
has already swept him away.

265
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,429
This can't be true.

266
00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:53,473
It can't be! Not that...

267
00:15:54,849 --> 00:15:57,102
Hey!

268
00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:59,729
Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu

269
00:15:59,813 --> 00:16:02,607
Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu

270
00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:05,568
Kuu-neru tokoro ni Sumu tokoro
Yaburakoji no Burakoji

271
00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:08,113
Paipo-Paipo-Paipo no Shuringan
Shuringan no Gurindai

272
00:16:08,196 --> 00:16:11,908
Gurindai no Pon-Poko-Na no Pon-Poko-Pi no
Chokyu-mei no Chosuke!

273
00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:14,119
I'm begging you, answer me, will you?

274
00:16:14,202 --> 00:16:15,996
Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikire--

275
00:16:16,079 --> 00:16:17,205
What is it?

276
00:16:23,378 --> 00:16:24,212
Huh?

277
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,088
Huh?

278
00:16:25,171 --> 00:16:26,131
Huh?

279
00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:32,679
Uh, wait, wh-why are you...

280
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:34,014
What do you mean?

281
00:16:34,097 --> 00:16:36,558
It was taking so long for help to come...

282
00:16:36,641 --> 00:16:38,560
...so I got myself out of the river.

283
00:16:39,352 --> 00:16:41,312
{\an8}And that is the fond,
familiar story of "Jugemu."

284
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,644
MYSTERIOUS TEEN GIRL PRODIGY?

285
00:17:21,728 --> 00:17:23,021
<i>Oh, crap!</i>

286
00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:26,649
<i>I'm supposed to write an article on this,
but I just sat and listened!</i>

287
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:27,984
Senpai.

288
00:17:29,944 --> 00:17:33,490
You know what, Rakugo is so cool, huh?

289
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,203
- Now you're realizing that?
- No, no, of course I knew!

290
00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:40,997
I knew that, but it was brought home
to me all over again!

291
00:17:41,081 --> 00:17:44,334
Well, well! Thank you very much!

292
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:47,128
That was Akane with "Jugemu"!

293
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:49,422
Now, then, let's hear from our judges.

294
00:17:49,923 --> 00:17:54,219
Master Issho, what did you think
of that performance?

295
00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:07,190
You...

296
00:18:08,608 --> 00:18:13,655
{\an8}You do know that
you don't belong here, right?

297
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:16,574
{\an8}Yes.

298
00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:18,868
Fine, then.

299
00:18:24,707 --> 00:18:25,959
What was that about?

300
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:27,252
What did he mean?

301
00:18:34,509 --> 00:18:35,927
What? What?

302
00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:07,083
{\an8}<i>Man, this year's Karaku Cup was a blast!</i>

303
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,502
<i>Was that the winner you had in mind?</i>

304
00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:12,172
<i>I mean, not that it wasn't
out of left field.</i>

305
00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:14,132
<i>But then again, I guess it was
par for the course, right?</i>

306
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:18,011
<i>Like, it didn't make me go, "Huh? Why?"</i>

307
00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:19,262
<i>I know what you mean!</i>

308
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,767
<i>The one thing I didn't get was
that comment by Master Issho, though.</i>

309
00:19:26,769 --> 00:19:28,646
And now, let me show you the way.

310
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:33,568
We'll have 15 minutes for the sit-down
between the winner and Master Issho.

311
00:19:33,651 --> 00:19:34,485
<i>Damn it!</i>

312
00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:38,448
Hey, I don't blame you
for feeling that way.

313
00:19:38,531 --> 00:19:39,949
But try to chill.

314
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:42,118
Second place is pretty darn good, too.

315
00:19:42,619 --> 00:19:44,787
Sure, tied for second place
with the voice actress!

316
00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,666
And besides, you heard it, too, right?

317
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,834
That critique?

318
00:19:51,294 --> 00:19:54,047
The quality this year was just top-notch.

319
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:56,341
It was such a tough decision to make.

320
00:19:56,424 --> 00:19:59,469
That said,
Karashi's was like a comedy skit.

321
00:19:59,552 --> 00:20:02,847
Hikaru's was very much like a monologue.

322
00:20:03,514 --> 00:20:07,685
Meanwhile, Akane turned in an extremely
pure Rakugo performance.

323
00:20:07,769 --> 00:20:12,148
{\an8}And I thought, we'll have to recognize her
as a Rakugoka.

324
00:20:13,107 --> 00:20:17,111
Well, if he compared mine
to a comedy skit, I'd be annoyed, too.

325
00:20:17,195 --> 00:20:19,155
- I'm not talking about that one!
- Huh?

326
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:22,575
After Little Jugemu
was done with her performance,

327
00:20:22,659 --> 00:20:25,662
do you remember what Issho Arakawa said?

328
00:20:26,412 --> 00:20:31,125
You do know that
you don't belong here, right?

329
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:35,213
He said that a pro shouldn't be wreaking
havoc on a competition for amateurs.

330
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:39,133
Both the voice actress and I
are amateurs, after all.

331
00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:40,301
This is where the meeting...

332
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:43,554
<i>We weren't even worthy
of being her opponents.</i>

333
00:20:44,681 --> 00:20:46,057
MEETING ROOM

334
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,809
Oh, would you like to use this notebook?

335
00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:49,936
Master Issho can be so intimidating,

336
00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:51,813
so you might want
to write your questions down.

337
00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:52,981
I'll be fine, thanks.

338
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:55,942
There's only one thing I want to ask him.

339
00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:59,028
Oh. Very well.

340
00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:10,957
Please, have a seat over there.

341
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:22,260
<i>What's up with the tension in here?</i>

342
00:21:22,343 --> 00:21:26,472
<i>They said it was a sit-down, so I thought
the vibe would be more friendly.</i>

343
00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:30,184
Now then, let's begin
this sit-down session.

344
00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:33,855
Ms. Akane, please feel free to ask
Master Issho any questions you may have.

345
00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:37,275
Six years ago...

346
00:21:41,738 --> 00:21:43,406
<i>during the Shin'uchi Promotion Test,</i>

347
00:21:43,489 --> 00:21:48,369
why did you expel Shiguma Arakawa's
apprentice, Shinta Arakawa?

348
00:23:36,227 --> 00:23:37,937
NEXT EPISODE
ANSWER

349
00:23:38,813 --> 00:23:40,439
<i>Akane Small Talk!</i>

350
00:23:45,111 --> 00:23:47,947
Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu
Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu

351
00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:49,949
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu
Kuu-neru tokoro ni Sumu tokoro

352
00:23:50,032 --> 00:23:50,950
Yaburakoji no Burakoji

353
00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:53,870
Paipo-Paipo-Paipo no Shuringan
Shuringan no Gurindai no...

354
00:23:57,081 --> 00:23:58,499
Hey, got a second?

355
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:01,043
- You got that part wrong.
- What?

356
00:24:01,127 --> 00:24:04,839
{\an8}It's not "Goko-no-surikirezu,"
it's "Goko-no-surikire."

357
00:24:04,922 --> 00:24:07,341
{\an8}Also, it's "Unraimatsu", not "Ungyomatsu."

358
00:24:07,425 --> 00:24:09,844
{\an8}No, no, this is fine!

359
00:24:09,927 --> 00:24:10,761
What?

360
00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:14,432
Since Rakugo is passed down orally
from master to apprentice,

361
00:24:14,515 --> 00:24:18,519
the stories differ slightly, depending
on the school, or where you trained.

362
00:24:18,603 --> 00:24:21,439
This is how my master taught me to say it.

363
00:24:21,522 --> 00:24:23,149
Oh, really?

364
00:24:23,649 --> 00:24:25,193
Sorry to butt in!

365
00:24:25,818 --> 00:24:28,112
Okay, let's keep training!

366
00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:31,240
Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no-surikirezu
Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu

367
00:24:31,324 --> 00:24:34,118
Ungyo-matsu Furai-matsu Kuu-neru tokoro ni
Sumu tokoro Yaburakoji no Bura...

368
00:24:34,785 --> 00:24:37,038
Hey! You got that part wrong!

369
00:24:37,121 --> 00:24:38,998
I'm telling you, it's not wrong at all!

370
00:24:39,081 --> 00:24:41,626
{\an8}AND THEN SHE GIVES HIM
THE SAME EXPLANATION

