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This 2 is a coefficient.

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To produce an algebraic expression,
you combine like terms.

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So, for this equation...

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- A (x + c)...
- Uh...

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- ...this is the distributive property.
- Huh?

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- And this 2...
- What?

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WIPE YOUR OWN BUTT
SATURDAY, APRIL 25th

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Huh?

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There's something in class
you don't understand?

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Even going back over everything
we've covered so far didn't help.

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So, that's why you were 
acting weird in class!

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By the way...

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how are you at math?

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I suck at it!

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Yeah, figures.

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Ah! In that case...

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Huh? Studying?

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So, when stuff like X and Y starts
showing up, you get all mixed up.

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Please, Eri! Teach me!

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No way!

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I'm juggling work and housework as it is,

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and I'm also trying to figure out
how to turn you back to normal.

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I can't argue with that.

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But there must be something you can do!

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It's not like he's actually dumb.

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Just ask your teacher for help.

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That's what school is for, right?

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It's just...

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the teacher's a little younger than me,
so it's feels awkward to ask.

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What?

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Either drop that pointless proud act,
or deal with it yourself!

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She hung up on me.

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LIBRARY

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No good.

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I don't get it!

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- You multiply this by both...
- If I don't learn this...

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...then I won't understand 
 the next class, either!

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At this rate, I'm just gonna fall
 further and further behind!

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What am I supposed to do?

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Are you looking something up?

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You're Ogami, right?

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I've seen him in class before.

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Uh, let's see... Shiraishi...

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Yep, Ryo Shiraishi!

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Okay, I see.

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This is probably a problem
that goes back even earlier.

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Huh?

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You probably never really got the hang
of the arithmetic and formulas...

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in elementary school, so now it's all
mixing together and confusing you.

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<i>Come to think of it, I did spend
all my time fooling around back then.</i>

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I know!

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I come here to study pretty often, too!

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Why don't we study together?

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Huh?

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MODERN MIDDLE SCHOOL
MATH 1

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MATH QUIZ

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QUIZ
JUZO OGAMI

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I got a perfect score on the 
math quiz thanks of you!

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Thanks!

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No, it's because you worked hard
and relearned the basics, Ogami.

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Damn, I'm so freaking happy!

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Seriously, thank you so much...

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Master!

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Huh? What's with "master"?

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I can never thank you enough!

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But first, let me buy you a drink.

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Why do you suddenly sound like an old man?

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How about over there?

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Sorry!

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Watch where you're going, brat.

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- Let's go.
- Stopping by...

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- There's an open table over there.
- ...a family restaurant on the way...

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...from school? Cocky little shits.

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Wasting their parents' money.

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Punks think the world's a joke.

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No, seriously, it's amazing!

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While teaching me every day,

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you were studying just as much,
if not more yourself.

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And it's not just
that you're serious about it.

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It feels like you've got
some kind of goal you're aiming for!

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Don't tell the class, okay?

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The truth is...

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I want to become a doctor.

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That's incredible!

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What's the difference if people know?

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Well, it's just kind of embarrassing.

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When I was little,
my mom got sick and died.

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And on days when my dad wasn't around,
my grandma took care of me.

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But lately, my grandma's health
has gotten worse.

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So, I decided.

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I want people like my mom and grandma
to live longer.

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So, I decided to become a doctor.

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That's all.

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Grandmaster!

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I got promoted again?
Please, stop with that!

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I'm touched!

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I'm nowhere near that!

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What brought this on?

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No, honestly...

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I really meant that.

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I say I'm bad with kids.

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But maybe that's because...

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I've never really treated them
as individuals.

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At the very least...

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he's way more admirable than I am.

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Listening to you two this whole time...

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Aiming to be a doctor these days?
I mean, aside from being a waste of money,

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it just makes me wonder
if you're plain stupid!

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Huh?

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What you're saying
is so out of touch with reality.

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You really oughta look at the data more.

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Maybe I should just punch him.

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No, you shouldn't get violent!

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And you, too, glasses.

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Stumbling over schoolwork
in your first year of middle school?

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That's just dumb, honestly!

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And then trying your ass off
when you're clearly not cut out for it?

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At that point, you're just advertising
how stupid you are.

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I mean, being dumb is one thing, but—

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Thanks for the advice.

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But we've had enough.

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Wha...

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I went out of my way for your sake!

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What you're saying has nothing to do
with why I want to become a doctor.

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Moreover, even if you were technically right,

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I think there's something wrong with you
as a person if you call others idiots....

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simply because they don't agree with you.

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And I don't want someone like that
laughing at my friend's hard work!

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Listen—

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That's enough.

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You're being loud.

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You really need to mind 
your own damn business.

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- Jeez.
- Gross.

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- In the first place...
- He's getting destroyed.

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...what do you do for a living?

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All of you go to hell!

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So you really do speak up when it counts!

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I've got a whole new respect for you!

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I just kind of lost my temper.

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That really wasn't good, was it?

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It was awesome!

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Goddamn kids!

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Make a fool outta me?

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As I pass by...

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I'll nail 'em with my killer kick!

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And send 'em splashing into the river!

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I bet he's thinking crap like that.

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Good grief.

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Boss!

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Yeah, I know.

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I'm just gonna teach him a little lesson.

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That's going a little too far, sonny.

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You need to cool off.

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Then learn a thing or two...

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- ...from my master.
- Huh?

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Oops.

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Here.

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You forgot something.

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Your precious laptop.

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Mind your own damn business!

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Huh?

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Did something just fall in the river?

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Who knows?

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She may not look it,
but she gets lonely easily.

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Kozu—

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It's me.

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Mornin'!

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This place is a total dump, Boss!

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The living room's filthy, too!

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I haven't called
the housekeeper in a while.

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Just clean it yourself!

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No can do. I've never done that before.

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Men don't do
that kind of stuff, you know.

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Boss...

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that wasn't funny.

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Huh?

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What year do you think it is?

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Seriously, update your values already!

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Keep that in mind, okay?

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Yeah, yeah, I got it.

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Who wants to join our club?

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Oh, club activities, huh?

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TENNIS CLUB

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I guess they did say
clubs were starting up this week.

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TEA CEREMONY CLUB

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Have you decided what club you're joining?

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SCIENCE CLUB
BADMINTON CLUB

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Hm...

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I'm gonna pass on the athletic clubs.

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Huh? Why's that?

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Hey!

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Sorry! Throw it back over here!

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You okay?

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- I'd stand out...
- Hang in there!

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- ...way too much in this world.
- What the heck was that?

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Oh, what club?

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I'm thinking maybe kendo.

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Huh?

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I actually did it a little before.

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I just like it, and I want to do my best
balancing it with my studies, too.

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Master!

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What about you, Ogami?

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Oh, I figured I should probably
 avoid any of the athletic clubs.

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Then maybe a cultural club?

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Looks like there are all kinds.

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Huh?

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HOME ECONOMICS CLUB

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A home ec club?

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It says cooking, sewing...

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and laundry and cleaning, too.

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It's probably all girls anyway, right?

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For real, Boss, again?

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Hm? Hey...

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I can't just let that one slide, Ogami.

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Sis!

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Huh?

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You're Master's big sis?

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Yep. And I'm the president of the
home ec club you were just talking about.

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My little brother's told me about you.

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Still, what are you, a newly-arrived
time traveler or something?

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Sure, there are all kinds of differences
between men and women.

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But that's beside the point.

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If you're alive, you eat, so you cook.

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You make trash, so you clean it up.

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That's why...

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you should learn to wipe your own butt.

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That's all there is to it.

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"Wipe your own butt"!

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I see!

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So, if she phrases it like that,
you get it, huh?

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And once you can do it yourself, then
having someone do it for you is fine, too.

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If you understand how much that's worth,
you can appreciate it properly.

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All right!

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We've got a trial club session today,
so come by!

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Huh?

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Yeah, I'd better see you there!

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No, I...

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If you don't come,
I'm not letting you borrow Ryo anymore.

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What?

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Not Master...

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To think she'd threaten
a legendary assassin...

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HOME EC ROOM

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WELCOME TO THE HOME EC CLUB TRIAL!
FEEL FREE TO TAKE LEFTOVERS HOME!

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All right, since today 
is just a trial session...

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we'll keep things simple and
 make rice balls and miso soup!

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Okay!

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There are actually
quite a few guys here, too.

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Now then...

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since we've got the venue,
how about a little contest?

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Huh?

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If it turns out to be boring, you win.

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As part of club activities,
I'll take care of your day-to-day needs...

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for the next six months.

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Huh?

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She's pretty damn confrontational.

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And if I lose?

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You join!

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If you end up having fun,
no complaints, right?

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Damn, that's good.

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FEEL FREE TO TAKE LEFTOVERS HOME!

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You can take home whatever's left over!

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And if you had a good time,
we'd love to have you join the club!

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So, what'd you think?

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Uh...

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How can I put it? It was...

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okay.

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Huh? Boss?

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I see!

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Well, too bad!

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No, I mean,
it's not like it was boring,

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so let's call it a draw.

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Nuh-uh!

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The contest isn't over yet.

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Huh?

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See...

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I mean, that was petty!

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Just because you don't wanna lose!

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Huh?

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You were going, "This is damn good!"
about the miso soup, weren't you?

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No, that's not it!

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It was good, sure.

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It really was, but I was kinda like,
"Okay, that's enough."

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What?

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Honestly, it just didn't move me enough
to make me want to join the club.

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You want the leftovers from what I made?

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Huh? Really? Sweet!

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No.

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Actually, I'm good.

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Huh?

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More importantly, you're heading
to the lab for your checkup, right?

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MIDDLE SCHOOL
MATH 1

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Hello?

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Yeah? What's up?

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Hey, what's with
the surprise food delivery?

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What brought this on?

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And the home ec club?
How in the world did that happen?

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Oh, shut up.
Besides, I haven't joined yet.

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Kozue and I ate it earlier.

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Thanks.

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It was good.

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Yeah?

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Good.

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Here, Kozue.

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You wanted to say something, too, right?

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It was really good...

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Papa.

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Thanks.

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Hey, sorry.

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Let me correct something.

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Huh?

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I said you should learn to wipe
your own butt, but cooking's different.

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The rice balls and miso soup you made...

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Have someone
who's important to you eat them.

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You see...

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making food for yourself is one thing...

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but making it for someone else
is a hundred times more fun!

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The miso soup was a little salty, though.

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Oh.

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Is that right?

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Why does your voice sound weird?

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Oh...

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I've got a cold.

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Was that Eri?

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Yeah.

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Damn.

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I think I might've lost.

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The very next day...

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CLUB ENROLLMENT FORM - YEAR: 1, CLASS: E-3 
NAME: JUZO OGAMI | CLUB: HOME EC

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you joined on the spot.

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Talk about a fast decision!

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, if it helps fix
some of your bad habits, then—

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Yeah, yeah.

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I said no!

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Aw, come on!

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Looks like you're as popular as ever.

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Huh?

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CLUB ENROLLMENT FORM - YEAR: 1, CLASS E,
NUMBER 19 - NAME: NOREN MITSUOKA

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Wait, Mitsuoka, you too?

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Huh? Me, too?

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Why would you be joining?

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Well, it's complicated.

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But why you, Mitsuoka?

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I just thought...

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maybe I could do more
at the ramen shop.

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But don't you dare tell anyone!

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And don't get too chummy with me, either!

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Yeah, yeah.

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Same as ever, huh?

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That's just how she is.

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From Eri?

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Huh?

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Boss, this is bad!

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What is it?

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The way to get you back
to your original form!

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For real?

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I'll give you the conclusion first!

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You need to marry Noren Mitsuoka!

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What the hell are you talking about?

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I'm telling you—

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I heard you.

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That's exactly why I'm asking
what the hell you're talking about!

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It's supposed to be about 
getting me back to normal!

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THE PERSON WHO MARRIES NOREN MITSUOKA
WILL INHERIT THE COMPANY

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Just a minute ago,
Mitsuoka Pharmaceuticals...

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put out a pretty insane announcement!

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What?

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An announcement like that
would get nothing but backlash!

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What possible upside could there be?

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What they're really after
is still unclear.

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If that were all, it'd still feel
like somebody else's problem...

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but do you remember
what that kidnapper said?

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"We don't know what it is exactly,
but there's no doubt that she has it."

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Actually, that, too...

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is apparently circulating behind
the scenes as highly credible information.

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To sum it up, if you want to learn
the secret of that wasp,

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threats and brute force won't work.

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The only way is to inherit the company.

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Which means...

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becoming Noren Mitsuoka's fiancé.

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That's your new mission, Boss!

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As if I could do that!

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A divorced guy pushing 40
becoming a middle schooler's fiancé?

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Man, maybe I should just confess
my love to her!

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Not a bad idea!
If you actually got with her...

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you'd be the president of Mitsuoka!

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Being a gold digger is the dream!

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"Being a gold digger."
I love the sound of that!

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Yeah, I guess it would be impossible, huh?

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Don't ever say that again, even as a joke.

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NATSUKIYA
RAMEN

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Aah, so good!
As long as I'm eating ramen here,

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I can forget all about everything!

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What the hell is he talking about
with this fiancée stuff?

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There's no way an old guy like me
could do something like that.

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I might be back at square one
with getting my old body back,

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but whatever happens,
happens. Screw it!

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Thanks for the meal!

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Much appreciated!

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- Ogami, you never change.
- Hmm?

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Oh...

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Sounds like things
have been rough for you.

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I heard people have been coming on to you
even more than before.

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Well, I'm just here for the ramen, so...

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Noren, you can head out now.

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Ah, okay.

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This sucks!

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Why would your dad do something like that?

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How should I know?
He barely ever comes home lately!

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And honestly,
I never want to see his face again!

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What the hell is his problem?

20:17.650 --> 20:19.570
Idiot!

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Right, Ogami?

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You're not even listening!

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Hm?

20:23.950 --> 20:26.660
Oh, yeah, that really sounds rough.

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Don't ask me about it and 
then stop listening halfway through!

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No, for real...

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I totally get it.

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Yeah, right!

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Anyway, about tomorrow's English—

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Already changing the subject?

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This is kind of nice, actually!

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Ah, crap!

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This is the kind
of pointless back-and-forth...

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I want to have with friends.

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Maybe I can do that in club.

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Huh?

20:58.020 --> 20:59.730
That kind of friend!

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Oh, yeah.

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Not that I'm saying
you're that kind of friend, though.

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Wha...

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It's finally club time, Boss!

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Yeah!

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Gotta learn to wipe my own butt!

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Is that really the right energy
to bring into this?

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Hm?

22:50.090 --> 22:51.010
Sis...

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Hey, we've got a bit of a problem.

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What?

22:56.520 --> 22:59.850
We've been flooded with applicants.

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Most of them are here because of Noren.

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Joining home ec, too?

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Wow, what a coincidence!

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Oh, like hell it is!

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Actually, I've always loved home ec!

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"Loved home ec"?
What the hell does that even mean?

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Tama, could you get Hashikan for me?

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Shut up already!

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Let me make one thing clear!

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I already have a boyfriend!

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It's Juzo Ogami right here!

23:35.850 --> 23:37.850
What?

23:37.850 --> 23:39.980
What?
