WEBVTT

01:30.020 --> 01:34.030
THE FIRST HITMAN SUMMIT
SATURDAY, JUNE 20th

01:34.530 --> 01:38.240
Okay, today we have 
a new transfer student.

01:38.240 --> 01:40.240
Today? More like again.

01:40.240 --> 01:41.950
This class gets
a lot of transfer students.

01:44.700 --> 01:48.630
This is Eiji Rindou.
Everybody, make him feel welcome.

01:50.960 --> 01:52.880
Goodbye, tranquility.

01:52.880 --> 01:54.710
Hello again, assassin.

01:54.710 --> 01:57.260
- Whoa, he's huge!
- He's really a seventh-grader?

01:57.260 --> 01:59.430
And what's that screw in his forehead?

01:59.430 --> 02:00.260
A fashion thing?

02:00.260 --> 02:03.310
Wow, another character
with a lot going on!

02:04.520 --> 02:05.930
Oh, what's wrong?

02:06.430 --> 02:08.250
Oh, no.

02:08.250 --> 02:09.440
He's totally my type.

02:09.440 --> 02:10.900
No way. Seriously?

02:11.810 --> 02:13.150
Seriously!

02:13.440 --> 02:15.650
I feel like I've seen him
somewhere before.

02:17.440 --> 02:18.070
REPORT

02:18.070 --> 02:20.950
Even one assassin in a middle school
would be completely insane.

02:21.530 --> 02:22.700
Nice to meet ya.

02:22.700 --> 02:24.700
All right, Rindou, take your seat.

02:25.290 --> 02:27.250
But now four have infiltrated
the school.

02:27.250 --> 02:29.210
We can officially call
this situation extraordinary.

02:29.500 --> 02:32.710
Sensing the danger,
Ogami called them together...

02:33.750 --> 02:36.710
and held the first Hitman Summit.

02:37.630 --> 02:42.720
From Yugang, the second-biggest Chinese
outfit in the industry, Shin Kohazame.

02:43.390 --> 02:47.730
And from JARDIN, the biggest organization
in the business, the Rindou brothers.

02:50.310 --> 02:51.350
So, you finally showed up.

02:51.350 --> 02:53.230
The boss and I belong to Z.O.O.,

02:53.230 --> 02:55.860
the old-school outfit
ranked third in the industry.

02:55.860 --> 02:57.360
I can't believe...

02:57.360 --> 02:59.990
the three biggest organizations
are all here because of Noren.

03:00.240 --> 03:02.820
What'd you call us here for
out of the blue?

03:02.820 --> 03:05.410
You all know about each other
by now, right?

03:05.410 --> 03:08.000
Despite it all, let's get along!

03:08.330 --> 03:10.670
Don't start any trouble!

03:11.420 --> 03:13.250
I'm begging you!

03:13.250 --> 03:15.710
Why's it so important to you?

03:16.050 --> 03:19.720
Not that you had to tell me. I'm not
about to start killing people here.

03:19.720 --> 03:22.180
The Mitsuoka duel's on hold for now, too.

03:22.550 --> 03:23.800
Same here.

03:24.140 --> 03:25.260
But there's one thing.

03:26.470 --> 03:29.680
I can't get along with them.

03:29.680 --> 03:32.480
Especially the little one.

03:33.230 --> 03:36.980
Years ago, he stole one of my targets.

03:38.610 --> 03:40.860
Ah, that time.

03:40.860 --> 03:43.660
That only happened because 
you were dragging your feet.

03:43.660 --> 03:45.120
Don't give me that!

03:45.120 --> 03:47.370
Not after the dirty trick you pulled!

03:47.370 --> 03:51.250
He was a special target!
I had to be the one to take him down!

03:51.580 --> 03:57.750
Is that so? Then all the more reason you
should've killed him sooner, you half-wit!

04:04.510 --> 04:05.680
Don't, Eiji.

04:06.010 --> 04:08.560
This is between him and me.

04:08.560 --> 04:11.390
Cut it out! When I said "get along,"
I meant everyone here!

04:11.390 --> 04:12.890
Were you even listening to me?

04:12.890 --> 04:15.190
This is exactly what I mean by "trouble"!

04:17.440 --> 04:18.570
For the record...

04:18.860 --> 04:20.860
I'm disappointed in you, too.

04:20.860 --> 04:21.530
Huh?

04:22.110 --> 04:23.700
I lost the duel...

04:23.700 --> 04:27.200
so I backed off from Noren
for the time being.

04:27.210 --> 04:28.200
But I heard...

04:28.200 --> 04:28.830
FIRE HYDRANT

04:28.830 --> 04:31.500
she was abducted from 
under your nose the other day!

04:31.750 --> 04:34.620
Sure, she made it through safely,
but with a performance that pathetic...

04:34.620 --> 04:38.000
I can't entrust the woman I love to you.

04:38.800 --> 04:41.010
I won't mention who abducted her.

04:41.300 --> 04:43.510
I'll protect Noren!

04:44.130 --> 04:46.050
Oh! There you are, Ogami.

04:46.970 --> 04:49.560
We don't have club today,
so let's walk home together.

04:50.930 --> 04:52.390
Why are you all here?

04:52.390 --> 04:54.440
Let's adjourn for now.

04:54.940 --> 04:56.650
Don't worry.

04:56.900 --> 04:58.440
First-years and third-years...

04:58.440 --> 05:01.400
usually don't cross paths
unless they go out of their way.

05:01.400 --> 05:02.570
Good grief.

05:06.700 --> 05:08.370
Huh? My shoes are gone?

05:08.700 --> 05:10.330
No way! Why?

05:10.700 --> 05:11.950
Noren...

05:13.370 --> 05:15.500
I took the liberty
of warming them for you.

05:15.500 --> 05:17.080
It's early summer!

05:17.080 --> 05:19.170
Wait, no... Are you Toyotomi Hideyoshi?

05:19.170 --> 05:21.090
No, that's not the point, either!
What are you doing?

05:21.090 --> 05:22.090
Look out!

05:24.800 --> 05:25.840
A June beetle.

05:25.840 --> 05:26.720
It's harmless!

05:39.730 --> 05:41.770
You're walking home with us?

05:41.770 --> 05:43.480
And you're way too close!
What is your deal?

05:43.480 --> 05:45.570
I want to protect you, my precious Noren!

05:45.950 --> 05:49.030
From now on, I'll be with you
at all times! I've made up my mind!

05:49.030 --> 05:49.780
Huh?

05:49.780 --> 05:51.030
"At all times"?

05:52.700 --> 05:53.870
At all times!

05:53.870 --> 05:55.710
While you eat, while you bathe...

05:55.710 --> 05:57.250
even while you sleep!

05:57.540 --> 06:00.540
Huh? Like I'd go along with that!
Are you stupid?

06:01.090 --> 06:03.550
Ogami! Shin is being weird!

06:03.880 --> 06:05.130
Sorry.

06:05.130 --> 06:07.300
This is all because I failed you.

06:07.300 --> 06:10.680
You failing me turns Shin into an idiot?

06:10.680 --> 06:11.300
THE FIRST HITMAN SUMMIT

06:11.300 --> 06:13.640
The first Hitman Summit results.

06:13.640 --> 06:16.520
One... Three out of four participants
started fighting.

06:16.520 --> 06:19.850
Two... Shin Kohazame became a stalker.

06:19.850 --> 06:22.690
Will this report get approved?

06:29.280 --> 06:30.490
What was that?

06:31.450 --> 06:32.830
You can clearly see me, jerk!

06:33.580 --> 06:35.620
Sorry, I was kidding.

06:35.620 --> 06:37.660
Don't pat my head!

06:40.370 --> 06:42.000
Did you make that yourself?

06:42.000 --> 06:43.960
Also, your lunch box is tiny!

06:43.960 --> 06:45.960
If it's any bigger, I can't finish it.

06:46.380 --> 06:49.430
Even your voice is adorable!

06:49.800 --> 06:51.800
Everybody, stop patting my head!

06:54.470 --> 06:56.560
Hello. I'm Mei Tamada.

06:57.310 --> 07:01.060
I'm a second-year in the home ec club,
which makes me Ogami and Noren's senpai.

07:01.060 --> 07:02.400
Huh? You don't know me?

07:02.730 --> 07:04.520
Well, I guess until now...

07:04.520 --> 07:06.690
I've mostly just been darting around
in the corner of the screen.

07:06.690 --> 07:07.320
ANPAN

07:07.320 --> 07:09.820
Still, I'm pleased to 
make your acquaintance.

07:10.700 --> 07:12.450
As for my height, it's a little...

07:12.450 --> 07:13.780
So cute!

07:13.780 --> 07:15.790
But wait a second.

07:15.790 --> 07:17.120
Huh? She's a second-year?

07:17.120 --> 07:20.540
Actually, yeah. To be blunt,
I'm the smallest person in the club.

07:20.920 --> 07:23.210
Which is why I'm here today for advice.

07:23.540 --> 07:24.380
Ogami!

07:24.790 --> 07:25.880
Huh?

07:25.880 --> 07:27.340
Oh, Tamada-senpai?

07:29.470 --> 07:30.880
What's wrong?

07:34.640 --> 07:36.350
I wanna get ripped!

07:36.350 --> 07:37.390
What?

07:37.390 --> 07:38.100
Why?

07:38.600 --> 07:40.390
You don't want people looking down on you?

07:40.390 --> 07:43.100
I mean, we've never done that
before or anything.

07:43.100 --> 07:45.440
It's not the home ec club.

07:45.440 --> 07:49.400
I'm sick of always being the class's target.

07:49.400 --> 07:53.160
But you're plenty charming
just the way you are.

07:53.160 --> 07:54.740
Easy for tall, sleek Noren to say!

07:54.740 --> 07:56.620
You don't know the heart
of the vertically-challenged!

07:57.410 --> 08:00.450
Everybody goes, "Aww, you're so cute!"
and pats me on the head...

08:00.450 --> 08:03.120
but I'm not somebody's pet!

08:03.120 --> 08:04.380
I know!

08:04.380 --> 08:06.540
I know nobody's doing it to be mean!

08:06.880 --> 08:08.460
If anything, they're doting on me!

08:08.460 --> 08:12.380
But doesn't that come with the implication
that they don't see me as an equal?

08:12.380 --> 08:14.010
So, if I can't get bigger vertically...

08:14.010 --> 08:16.510
I'll get wider!

08:16.890 --> 08:18.430
I bought dumbbells!

08:18.430 --> 08:20.140
How'd you decide that 
"getting ripped" is the answer?

08:20.140 --> 08:21.390
Whoa, they're adjustable ones, too!

08:24.770 --> 08:26.270
If only my shoulders...

08:26.270 --> 08:28.440
If only my shoulders were broader!

08:28.440 --> 08:31.440
Shoulders have nothing to...
Wait, that mental image is nightmare fuel!

08:31.440 --> 08:33.860
But what about the sewing
and crafts you love, Senpai?

08:34.160 --> 08:36.030
I'm not quitting those or anything.

08:36.030 --> 08:38.870
I just also want melon shoulders.

08:38.870 --> 08:40.370
Melon shoulders?

08:40.370 --> 08:43.870
Okay, I get the situation,
but why come to me?

08:43.870 --> 08:46.580
Sorry. Actually,
it's not exactly you I need.

08:47.080 --> 08:49.550
I want you to introduce me to Tenma Tendo.

08:49.840 --> 08:50.840
Huh?

08:50.840 --> 08:52.470
If I'm gonna ask someone how to train...

08:52.470 --> 08:55.470
it should be the man
with the ultimate physical body, right?

08:55.470 --> 08:59.140
You went from getting ripped
to asking him for help?

08:59.140 --> 09:03.770
But there's a very real chance
that guy doesn't even know I exist!

09:03.770 --> 09:04.390
DELICIOUS MILK

09:04.390 --> 09:05.270
So, I figured you could...

09:05.270 --> 09:07.560
I mean, I don't know
what you expect me to...

09:10.270 --> 09:11.400
Please!

09:11.400 --> 09:13.240
I wanna get huge!

09:13.240 --> 09:17.490
Fine, I get it! Just stop doing
shoulder presses for your delts!

09:19.490 --> 09:22.080
Ogami and a home ec club
member? What's up?

09:22.370 --> 09:24.620
Huh? You know me?

09:24.620 --> 09:27.420
Uh, I don't know your name,
but I know your face.

09:27.420 --> 09:30.670
The home ec club people have,
I dunno, a special vibe.

09:31.090 --> 09:32.340
So, what do you need?

09:32.670 --> 09:34.170
Let's sit down first!

09:34.170 --> 09:35.680
Your crotch is right there!

09:36.130 --> 09:39.510
You wanna bulk up
so people won't look down on you?

09:39.510 --> 09:41.060
Sounds pointless. I'd quit.

09:42.430 --> 09:45.600
I mean, I can give you
workout advice, sure.

09:45.600 --> 09:48.190
But getting a little bigger
isn't gonna change anything.

09:48.900 --> 09:50.690
If Ogami or I got serious...

09:50.980 --> 09:53.150
either way, it'd be a one-punch KO.

09:55.070 --> 09:57.990
So, the problem
probably isn't really that. Oh?

09:58.410 --> 09:59.200
Huh?

09:59.200 --> 10:00.450
Could you say it any worse?

10:10.540 --> 10:12.210
Um, Tamada-senpai...

10:12.750 --> 10:15.720
The people who actually see you
for who you are don't look down on you.

10:16.090 --> 10:17.760
I know that.

10:17.760 --> 10:20.800
It's just, both my parents
are short, too...

10:20.800 --> 10:22.850
so when I think that...

10:23.140 --> 10:25.890
I might spend the rest of my life
being treated like a small animal...

10:25.890 --> 10:28.810
unless I constantly assert myself...
it seems like such a pain in the ass.

10:31.440 --> 10:32.690
In that case, after school...

10:33.320 --> 10:37.860
would you maybe come with me
to my uncle's, no, aunt's shop?

10:38.690 --> 10:40.360
OPEN 24 HOURS

10:40.360 --> 10:42.700
Welcome, Juzo!

10:42.700 --> 10:43.330
BAR JABAMI

10:43.330 --> 10:46.870
So, this is the senpai from your club
you mentioned? Nice to meet you!

10:48.500 --> 10:51.540
S-S-So huge!

10:51.540 --> 10:52.920
Even bigger than Tenma!

10:52.920 --> 10:57.300
Forget being face-to-crotch, I could
just walk under there like a bridge!

10:57.840 --> 10:59.130
Um...

10:59.130 --> 11:00.800
a giant warrior god?

11:01.140 --> 11:04.010
Opening with that, huh?

11:04.010 --> 11:06.060
I'll burn you to the ground!

11:06.060 --> 11:08.680
Sorry, Mama. I know you're not open yet.

11:08.680 --> 11:10.940
Oh, this time of day's totally fine.

11:10.940 --> 11:11.560
BAR JABAMI

11:11.560 --> 11:13.900
Well, anyway, come on in!

11:13.900 --> 11:14.980
Thanks.

11:14.980 --> 11:16.440
Am I getting out alive?

11:16.440 --> 11:18.860
BAR JABAMI

11:20.910 --> 11:23.700
What's wrong with that?
Being tiny and cute is great.

11:23.700 --> 11:25.910
But that's exactly what you hate about it?

11:26.410 --> 11:30.370
What do you have to eat to get that huge?

11:30.370 --> 11:32.960
Hell if I know! Meat, probably?

11:34.130 --> 11:35.420
Well, sure.

11:36.000 --> 11:39.170
I can't say people have ever really
looked down on me.

11:40.090 --> 11:44.010
And if they did, I'd beat 'em senseless.

11:44.010 --> 11:44.680
Beat?

11:45.050 --> 11:49.430
So, yeah, I've never felt the way you do.

11:49.430 --> 11:51.020
I don't get it.

11:51.480 --> 11:52.650
What do you think?

11:52.650 --> 11:54.020
Jealous?

11:55.310 --> 11:56.820
Yes.

11:57.190 --> 11:58.570
But...

11:58.570 --> 12:01.030
I'm jealous of you.

12:02.400 --> 12:05.660
I would've much rather
been born a cute girl...

12:06.160 --> 12:09.660
than in this crazy strong male body
nobody dares come near.

12:10.290 --> 12:13.870
You've got something even invincible
old me could never have.

12:13.870 --> 12:16.540
So, quit whining
like it's some horrible curse!

12:19.760 --> 12:22.380
Table for two! We'll start with highballs!

12:22.880 --> 12:24.510
Not regulars.

12:24.510 --> 12:27.350
And how are they already wasted
at this hour?

12:27.350 --> 12:30.430
Sorry, we're not open yet!

12:30.430 --> 12:32.850
Oh, c'mon! We're customers!

12:33.140 --> 12:34.350
Wait, hold up!

12:34.350 --> 12:36.770
Now that I get a good look, you're a kid!

12:36.770 --> 12:39.110
What're you doing in a place like this?

12:47.240 --> 12:47.950
Hey...

12:48.530 --> 12:51.040
That's my ideal girl you're messing with.

12:51.040 --> 12:52.960
Don't get handsy.

12:53.620 --> 12:56.960
If you're that drunk,
how about I kill you so you sober up?

13:04.550 --> 13:06.090
Sorry about this!

13:06.090 --> 13:09.760
Looks like I've gotta deal
with some new customers for a minute.

13:09.760 --> 13:11.100
Come visit again, okay?

13:11.600 --> 13:13.230
Y-Yes, ma'am!

13:17.440 --> 13:19.360
S-So scary!

13:19.360 --> 13:21.360
What kind of place did you bring me to?

13:21.360 --> 13:23.570
Sorry, that last part wasn't in the plan!

13:23.570 --> 13:25.820
I got freaked out six different ways!

13:32.540 --> 13:38.040
I can't! This is all so insane, I don't
even know what else to do but laugh!

13:41.670 --> 13:43.210
I heard, Ogami!

13:43.760 --> 13:47.180
You took Tama to some crazy bar?

13:47.890 --> 13:49.640
Sorry.

13:50.220 --> 13:52.310
So, they went to that place.

13:52.310 --> 13:54.390
No, but it was fun!

13:54.810 --> 13:57.730
Thanks to that, I kinda stopped
caring about a bunch of stuff.

13:58.310 --> 13:59.360
Thanks.

14:01.730 --> 14:03.570
I'm still gonna work out, though.

14:03.940 --> 14:05.990
Lateral raises!

14:07.070 --> 14:10.490
This happened after Tamada-senpai
did her lateral raises.

14:10.490 --> 14:11.910
HOME EC ROOM

14:11.910 --> 14:12.580
Okay, then!

14:12.580 --> 14:15.450
We'll be splitting into teams of two
for a full-on ramen-making challenge!

14:15.450 --> 14:18.830
And then we'll hold a contest to decide
which team's ramen tastes the best!

14:21.790 --> 14:23.630
Yay! Sounds fun!

14:23.630 --> 14:27.630
What is it about ramen
that just gets you excited?

14:27.630 --> 14:28.630
Right?

14:29.130 --> 14:30.340
What?

14:30.340 --> 14:32.050
Ramen?

14:32.050 --> 14:33.470
Noren?

14:34.390 --> 14:35.680
Oh, my!

14:35.680 --> 14:36.980
Well...

14:36.980 --> 14:38.440
this is awkward!

14:38.440 --> 14:40.230
Looks like my era has arrived!

14:40.230 --> 14:43.730
She's getting crazy cocky already!
What era is she talking about?

14:43.730 --> 14:45.570
I feel bad for everyone else,

14:45.570 --> 14:49.530
but I guess this is when the difference
between amateurs and a pro will really show!

14:49.530 --> 14:51.820
You're acting all high and mighty,
but aren't you...

14:51.820 --> 14:54.030
still just an apprentice
at your uncle's shop?

14:54.330 --> 14:56.830
So, the teams are set.

14:57.250 --> 14:58.040
TEAMS: NISHIMURA-SHIRAISHI KOHAZAME-YAMAOKA
TAMADA-KITO OGAMI-MITSUOKA

14:59.040 --> 15:00.960
Presentations are one week from now!

15:00.960 --> 15:04.300
Use that time to research,
test recipes, whatever you need!

15:04.300 --> 15:07.760
Oh, come to think of it,
you like ramen, don't you?

15:07.760 --> 15:08.720
Yes!

15:08.720 --> 15:09.720
I'll do my best!

15:10.050 --> 15:12.050
You like ramen, too, Noren?

15:12.050 --> 15:12.890
- Huh?
- Huh?

15:13.260 --> 15:16.350
As it happens, I'm rather particular
about Chinese cuisine.

15:16.350 --> 15:18.850
I simply can't afford to cut corners.

15:19.310 --> 15:21.980
I do love you, Noren...

15:21.980 --> 15:23.690
but this time, well...

15:23.690 --> 15:25.150
I'm sorry.

15:25.150 --> 15:26.190
Oh...

15:26.570 --> 15:27.440
Huh?

15:27.440 --> 15:28.360
Wait.

15:28.360 --> 15:29.780
Sorry for what?

15:30.400 --> 15:33.490
Are you saying,
"Sorry, but I'm going to win"?

15:33.490 --> 15:35.370
Yes. I'm sorry.

15:35.370 --> 15:36.620
What?

15:36.620 --> 15:39.120
No, no, no, hold on a second!

15:39.120 --> 15:41.750
I don't know how many thousands
of years China's got on us,

15:41.750 --> 15:44.210
but ramen evolved
in its own unique way here in Japan!

15:44.210 --> 15:46.090
At this point,
it's a proud genre all its own.

15:46.380 --> 15:50.090
So, don't go acting superior
just because you got there first.

15:50.720 --> 15:52.720
It is precisely because 
we got there first.

15:52.720 --> 15:55.050
I acknowledge that ramen has evolved
in its own unique way.

15:55.050 --> 15:57.720
But in terms of depth and breadth,
it still has a long way to go.

15:58.180 --> 15:59.850
When something is still immature,

15:59.850 --> 16:02.900
it shouldn't strut around
pretending to be fully grown.

16:02.900 --> 16:05.860
You're talking awfully big!

16:05.860 --> 16:08.570
I can't wait to hear the excuse
when you lose!

16:08.570 --> 16:10.690
I apologized in advance
because I won't lose.

16:10.690 --> 16:13.490
That's not an apology!

16:13.490 --> 16:15.320
That's trash talk!

16:15.320 --> 16:17.580
I don't want to make you cry.

16:17.580 --> 16:19.290
Please back down.

16:19.660 --> 16:20.750
Very well.

16:20.750 --> 16:22.370
Then this means war.

16:23.120 --> 16:24.000
Noren?

16:24.330 --> 16:25.380
Noren?

16:25.380 --> 16:26.630
It's a showdown!

16:26.630 --> 16:28.590
If I win, you stop stalking me!

16:28.590 --> 16:33.090
Calm down! That's not a prize,
that's the bare minimum!

16:33.090 --> 16:34.010
I accept!

16:34.010 --> 16:36.930
And if I win, you must read me
a picture book!

16:36.930 --> 16:40.720
Your weird little fantasies
are getting way too specific!

16:41.640 --> 16:44.350
Now that that's settled, let's go, Ogami!

16:44.350 --> 16:46.150
We're eating our way through 
ramen shops for research!

16:47.020 --> 16:48.980
Me, too! Yamaoka, come with me!

16:49.360 --> 16:51.440
Hey! Club's still in session!

16:51.820 --> 16:53.780
- Might as well.
- Yes, ma'am.

16:54.860 --> 16:57.780
This has turned into a 
massive pain in the ass.

17:01.910 --> 17:03.750
Okay, on to the next shop!

17:04.460 --> 17:05.710
Wait...

17:05.710 --> 17:06.750
Noren...

17:07.080 --> 17:09.290
How many places are we hitting?

17:10.000 --> 17:12.340
I'm about to...

17:12.670 --> 17:13.880
explode.

17:13.880 --> 17:14.840
What?

17:14.840 --> 17:16.510
We're only on number eight!

17:16.510 --> 17:19.970
Eight bowls is a borderline lethal dose!

17:20.560 --> 17:22.430
Then I'll go by myself!

17:22.430 --> 17:23.600
You head home!

17:24.890 --> 17:27.980
How could she eat all that
and still run normally?

17:28.270 --> 17:32.990
One more bite, and I'll burst!

17:34.990 --> 17:37.240
I'll rest for a minute.

17:45.870 --> 17:47.500
THE OCEAN

18:02.470 --> 18:03.770
Are you okay?

18:03.770 --> 18:04.930
Y-Yes!

18:05.600 --> 18:07.770
Thank you very much!

18:09.310 --> 18:10.860
Good to hear!

18:10.860 --> 18:11.940
Crap, I'm gonna puke!

18:12.440 --> 18:14.190
U-Um...

18:18.740 --> 18:19.490
I'm so sorry!

18:20.030 --> 18:21.200
Are you all right?

18:21.200 --> 18:22.450
Are you hurt?

18:23.200 --> 18:25.160
THE DAY OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP

18:25.870 --> 18:29.790
The home ec club
ramen championship begins now!

18:29.790 --> 18:31.340
All right!

18:31.630 --> 18:33.920
By the way, to keep the judging fair,

18:33.920 --> 18:37.090
a girl who just happened to be
 walking by will be the judge!

18:37.630 --> 18:39.340
Sorry to spring this on you.

18:39.340 --> 18:40.930
No, not at all.

18:40.930 --> 18:42.800
I like ramen, so...

18:43.220 --> 18:46.310
Then first up, the Kohazame-Yamaoka team!

18:46.310 --> 18:49.810
Behold a ramen beyond your imagination!

18:49.810 --> 18:50.520
BIANGBIANG NOODLES

18:50.520 --> 18:52.020
Biangbiang noodles!

18:52.020 --> 18:55.820
What? That kanji's beyond
my imagination anyway! I can't read it!

18:56.320 --> 18:58.860
It's a local dish from 
Shaanxi Province in China,

18:58.860 --> 19:00.990
made with extremely wide, flat noodles...

19:00.990 --> 19:03.740
somewhat like kishimen,
tossed with sauce and toppings.

19:03.740 --> 19:06.870
W-Wow! This is a real thing?

19:08.040 --> 19:10.460
And to make it even more satisfying,

19:10.460 --> 19:14.920
we made the noodles three times
the usual width and thickness!

19:15.880 --> 19:17.050
Now!

19:17.050 --> 19:18.420
Please enjoy!

19:30.770 --> 19:32.190
I can't...

19:32.190 --> 19:33.400
enjoy this!

19:33.400 --> 19:36.780
The noodles are too heavy
to actually eat! Zero points!

19:37.110 --> 19:39.280
Z-Zero?

19:42.360 --> 19:44.580
All talk, Shin!

19:44.580 --> 19:45.990
I can't stop laughing!

19:45.990 --> 19:48.950
This match is mine!

19:48.950 --> 19:50.710
Who are you right now?

19:50.710 --> 19:51.790
Next up!

19:51.790 --> 19:53.710
The Mitsuoka-Ogami team!

19:53.710 --> 19:54.330
RAMEN NOTES

19:54.330 --> 19:57.750
I have sampled every genre
of ramen imaginable...

19:57.750 --> 20:01.720
and at last arrived
at the ultimate ramen!

20:01.720 --> 20:02.720
"Arrived," have we?

20:03.510 --> 20:04.760
Please enjoy!

20:04.760 --> 20:08.350
Tonkotsu Iekei Black Soy Sauce
Salt Miso Tantan...

20:08.350 --> 20:10.810
Kitakata Seafood Pork Bone
Chicken Paitan...

20:10.810 --> 20:15.060
Garlic Veggie Extra-Extra Karame
Abura Chomolungma!

20:15.060 --> 20:18.280
Is that a curse? Isn't that mostly
just ramen-shop ordering lingo?

20:18.570 --> 20:20.400
Kill... me...

20:20.400 --> 20:24.620
That isn't ramen anymore, it's a chimera!
A violent assault of salt, sugar, and fat!

20:24.620 --> 20:26.990
If I were in my original body,
that thing would give me...

20:26.990 --> 20:28.580
every lifestyle disease in the book!

20:28.580 --> 20:30.160
Kill me!

20:30.160 --> 20:31.830
Okay, time for the tasting!

20:31.830 --> 20:33.580
I'm sorry!

20:34.210 --> 20:35.880
I really can't!

20:35.880 --> 20:37.420
I'm so sorry!

20:37.420 --> 20:39.590
Yeah, fair! Sorry about that! Zero points!

20:41.840 --> 20:42.470
CHEER
CHEER

20:42.470 --> 20:43.840
All right, moving on!

20:44.130 --> 20:47.300
In the end, Big Sis and Nishimura won.

20:47.300 --> 20:48.310
We did it!

20:48.310 --> 20:50.970
Hell yeah! That's what senpais do!

20:50.970 --> 20:52.350
ALL RAMEN WAS SAFELY CONSUMED
BY THE STAFF AFTERWARD.

20:54.770 --> 20:55.980
Thanks!

20:55.980 --> 20:57.650
And sorry we dragged you into this.

20:57.650 --> 21:00.030
No, I had fun.

21:00.320 --> 21:04.570
M-More importantly, actually, there's
something I'd like to talk to you about.

21:04.910 --> 21:05.740
Huh?

21:06.870 --> 21:07.530
Wait.

21:08.160 --> 21:10.700
Aren't you the girl I helped the other day?

21:11.240 --> 21:13.040
Yes, that's right!

21:13.040 --> 21:14.960
A-And, um...

21:14.960 --> 21:17.380
Ogami...

21:17.380 --> 21:19.170
there's something I need to tell you.

21:20.170 --> 21:24.300
Would it be okay if I let the other one
take over and went to sleep?

21:26.840 --> 21:27.840
Huh?

21:29.890 --> 21:31.350
Excuse me?

21:41.230 --> 21:42.150
Huh?

21:42.150 --> 21:43.900
Wait, what?

21:43.900 --> 21:45.650
What does that even mean?

21:45.650 --> 21:47.780
Why did she suddenly fall asleep?

22:07.630 --> 22:10.010
Thanks for waiting.