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Ladies and gentlemen!

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Thank you for coming to the last event
of the Komazawa High cultural festival,

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the prom dance party!

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Those of you who have found
 your destined partner,

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and those of you who haven't,

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please enjoy yourselves to the fullest!

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What's this?

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Huh?! What's happening now?!

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Is this a flash mob?!

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<b>Hey, hey, hey!</b>

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Hey, hey, hey!

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You planted professional
dancers in here?!

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Way to go! Wow!

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Nah, I just learned about this too!

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I guess the president prepared this
 at some point.

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Curse Nadeshiko's group, 
using this gymnasium!

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They've done it now!

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You there!

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Your illicit relations will get you all—

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<b>Ka-thump</b>

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This is nothing.

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Are you okay, Kaoru-kun?

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Yamada Hanako,

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I can't afford to accept your hand.

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As the vice president, I must 
crack down on illicit relationshi—

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Wha?!

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Flexibility.

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Shall we dance?

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So he's somewhere in here?

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That man in the white coat?

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That's not the man in the white coat.

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Stop. Just stop.

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I seriously don't know 
if that man is here anyway.

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Hey, hey, hey, you guys!

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<b>Hey, hey, hey!</b>

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Why are you spacing out 
against the wall?!

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I won't allow any of that at my party!

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Well, but we're... you know?

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We don't have partners... right?

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Fine then!

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I'll do what I can to help you, then!

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<b>Tee-hee</b>

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Oh, girls like that are a bit much...

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We prefer quieter girls.

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What's your problem?!

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Quit acting all conceited!

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If that's really true, go talk to some 
of the girls being wallflowers!

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We're anti-violence!

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We get it!

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Honestly, what a hassle.

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Aren't you putting yourself 
on the line a bit too much?

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B-Bu— Izubuchi-kun?! Y-You were here?!

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W-Wait!

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Wait, wait, Yamada Hanako!

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Why? This is fun, isn't it?

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Let go of my hands!

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The vice president can't be 
a part of this shameless—

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What's so shameless about it?!

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When you were a kid, you held a girl's hand
 while playing all the time, right?!

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When I was a kid?!

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Every day, Nadeshiko...

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My childhood friend dragged me around, 
so I don't recall ever playing with a girl—

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<b>Stomp</b>

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Whoops, pardon me.

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Though does something this mild 
even count as an illicit relationship?

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What does "illicit relationship" 
mean to you?

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An illicit relationship is an impure act

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that would hinder the healthy 
development of young men!

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That isn't clear at all.

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Can you be more specific about <i>what</i>
would hinder their healthy development?

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F-For example...

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Getting so smitten with a love affair
 they neglect their studies!

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Oh?

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Or suddenly realizing 
they've been spacing out.

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Or feeling angry for no reason.

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Oh-ho?

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Or growing incredibly sad instead.

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Or wandering around town when there's
 no chance you'd ever meet her.

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<i>No, wait!</i>

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<i>All of those apply to me, don't they?!</i>

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<i>That's how I acted when I was chasing
Yamada Hanako's shadow...</i>

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<i>But what about now?!</i>

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<i>Now that I've run into
Yamada Hanako once more,</i>

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<i>and spent all day with her,</i>

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<i>just holding her hand like this...</i>

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<i>leaves me so content!</i>

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<i>This... is the complete opposite</i>

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<i>of what I just defined 
illicit relationships to be!</i>

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It's true there are likely 
those who would engage

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in illicit relationships 
unbecoming of a student.

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But holding hands and dancing 
with the person you like

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is simply adorable, isn't it?

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Don't you think so,

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Kaoru-kun?

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Hey.

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P-Poem-san.

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What are you doing breaking your promise?

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Huh?

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Don't "Huh?" me!

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You promised we'd go around 
together. Did you forget?

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Oh, no!

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Of course I remembered!

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But I thought you wouldn't
 want to see me.

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<b>Crack</b>

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Don't just assume things 
on your own! Dummy! Klutz!

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I'm sorry.

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Um, I also didn't want to get in the way
 of what you guys were doing.

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No, I'm sorry too.

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I know you're a class monitor.

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I knew the vice president gave you a task 
and you were just being stupidly diligent,

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but I still got ticked off 
and didn't speak to you for days.

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I think... I was acting spoiled.

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I know you're kind, so I assumed
 you would come apologize,

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and I wanted to make you 
feel bad until you did.

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I'm shocked. That's so different 
from my own definition of spoiled.

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I thought you were angry at me, 
but you were acting spoiled...

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I see. I've learned something new!

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Stop overanalyzing it!

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Also, the fact that you broke 
our promise is a separate issue!

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Yes, I know that. Of course.

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Poem-san.

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Hm?

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I'm also sorry for projecting.

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To be honest, I couldn't bear to face you.

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Huh? A man in a white coat?! 
You mean the man who saved you is <i>here</i>?!

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Not sure. I only heard that someone saw 
a man who looked like him.

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Well, whether that man is here or not,
 it doesn't matter to me.

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It's nothing important.

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Just...

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<b>Mumble Mumble</b>

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An adult wearing a white coat suggests
 either a teacher or a visitor.

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But a student wouldn't call him 
a "man in a white coat" if he was a teacher.

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<i>He's super curious about this!</i>

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Y-You're not going to search for him?

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Huh?!

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I'm sorry!

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<b>Mumble Mumble</b>

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Quit worrying about others so much!

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Where would searching get me?

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He won't remember the brat 
he saved three years ago!

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<i>Th-This isn't like Bucchi.</i>

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<i>He usually rushes off on his own.</i>

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<i>I get it!</i>

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<i>Bucchi, you're...</i>

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Izubuchi-kun— No, Bucchi!

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Huh?! "Bucchi"?!

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<b>Wears a White Coat</b>

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I'm entrusting you 
with this card, Bucchi!

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I'm an ally to every maiden in love!

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<b>Push Scree Shove Bicker</b>

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Huh?! Who are you calling
 a "maiden in love"?!

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I don't need this! Idiot!

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It's fine, it's fine!

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I get it, okay?

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I'll handle your health rep work
 for you, okay?!

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Are you stupid?! Let go!

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Have you gone crazy, huh?! Come on!

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I couldn't bear to face you.

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This time, for the first time in my life,

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I questioned my work as a class monitor.

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Huh? What do you mean?

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According to the guidelines 
laid out by the vice president,

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physical contact between a man and
 a woman spells an illicit relationship.

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Before, I probably wouldn't 
have questioned that.

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But...

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Poem-san!

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Yes?!

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I'm serious about dating you, Poem-san!

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There are no impure feelings in my heart!

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I believe I'm dating you 
with pure, genuine intentions!

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I know, I know!

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I-I'm serious about it too!

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Yes! Exactly!

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You're serious about us 
dating too, Poem-san!

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And yet, I still...

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Please despise me!

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Wait! Look, what are you talking about? 
You're not making sense!

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Poem-san...

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I've been wanting to touch you.

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Huh? Huh?

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During summer break,

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when we were patrolling 
the city together,

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and when we had casual conversations
 on the phone,

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and when we walked home 
from school together...

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An urge would strike me.

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I wanted to touch you, Poem-san.

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These feelings are a first for me...

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But if what the vice president
 says is right,

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and these count as wicked feelings 
and seeking an illicit relationship,

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then I couldn't bear 
to face you, Poem-san.

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Normally, I'm such a stickler 
for the rules and public morals,

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but I wanted to touch a woman...

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To touch you, Poem-san.

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I won't blame you if you hate me for that.

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Well? Do you hate me now?

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Huh? What? Huh?

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I just went and touched you, 
so I'm asking if you hate me now?!

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Huh?! No! No way!

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Of course not!

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Then there's no way I'd ever 
hate you for this either.

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Are you a moron?!

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Is that how it works?

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Isn't it? I wouldn't know.

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I see.

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So?

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Huh?

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What do you think,
now that you're actually touching me?

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Huh? Uh...

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It's so soft and smooth.

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That's not what I'm talking about!

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I'm asking if you think 
your feelings are impure.

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Well, um...

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I'm feeling a real mix of emotions 
right now, so I honestly don't know.

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Though...

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I don't want to believe that the happiness
 I'm feeling in this moment

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is a bad thing.

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Even if these feelings are impure.

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Well, then that's fine, isn't it?

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That's good enough for now.

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The <b>Klutzy
</b>Class Monitor and
the <b>Girl with
</b>the <b>Short Skirt</b>

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The Klutz and the Skirt!

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The <b>Klutzy
</b>Class Monitor and
the <b>Girl with
</b>the <b>Short Skirt</b>

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The Klutz and the Skirt!

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I ultimately got pushed around 
by that twin-tails.

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<i>I gave away my special card...</i>

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<i>I'm such a nice person.</i>

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Wha?!

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Hey!

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Oh, Lyric-san!

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Good day to you.

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Good afternoon, Kikuka-san.

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I was just thinking 
we should meet up somewhere.

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Oh, this is my mother.

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My, you must be 
Sakuradaimon-kun's little sister.

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My daughter told me about you.

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It's nice to meet you.

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I'm Sakuradaimon Kikuka.

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Huh?

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Kikuka-san, didn't you come here 
with your parents too?

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Oh, I did, but...

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They were just called in to work,

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so they left early.

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Wow, they must be busy with their jobs.

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Shogo-san, why are you 
still wearing your white coat?

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Hm? Oh, habit. I forgot to take it off.

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Though since I'm heading to work anyway, 
I might as well keep it on, right?

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No. It's embarrassing for me
when I'm walking beside you.

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He really isn't here, is he?

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Dammit!

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Now, it's finally time to announce 
our prom king and queen!

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Which couple will receive 
our luxury prize?!

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Huh? Yamada Hanako?!
Where did you go?!

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Our splendid prom king and queen are...

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the student council president 
and vice president!

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Nadeshiko?! Where did you spring from?!

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Wh-What's this?!

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What's going on here, Nadeshiko?!

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Where did Yamada Hanako disappear to?!

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It's exactly what she said, Kaoru-kun.

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We've been chosen 
as the prom king and queen!

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Now, come up to the stage!

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Moreover, this cultural festival marks
the end of their term on the student council.

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Oh, I get it.

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Congratulations, vice president!

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Thank you for all your work!

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Everyone, put your hands together for them!

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"I'd rather make this a festival 
the vice president can accept too," huh?

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This situation certainly 
would force him to accept this.

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The president is terrifying.

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Thank you, everyone! Yay!

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Fireworks!

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Whoa! Awesome!

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They went big this year, huh?

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I-I'm so confused.

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Thanks for all your work 
this year, Vice President.

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Hmph!

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That's my line, President!

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Phew. It all just about held together.

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I'm so worn out now.

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But still...

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If the cultural festival went well, 
that's all I can ask for.

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<i>My fire burned out. 
All that's left is pure white ash.</i>

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What? The dance party's already over?

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I-Izubuchi-kun?!

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H-How did your search 
for the man in the white coat go?!

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Hm? Yeah, I couldn't find him in the end.

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Oh! Your white coat!
 I'll return it! I'm sorry!

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Uh, well, since I couldn't find him,

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Wears A White Coat

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I still have this left over.

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Join me for food after this.

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You're supposed to have a party 
after a big job, right?

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Well, they managed 
to do quite a good job.

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That was an excellent performance 
to wrap up the cultural festival.

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Oh? You've placed manga 
like this in here too?

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Was this your choice, Tsukishima-kun?

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Tasaki Rui!

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Yeah, manga are proper books too.

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What's wrong with that?

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I love them too.

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Though, for this author, 
their previous work...

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I know! That was a masterpiece.

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You agree?

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It hasn't gotten any other adaptations,

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but you can really tell 
they're drawing what they love.

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<i>Yeah, I knew it.</i>

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<b>2nd-Year P.N. Rambo
 2nd-Year P.N. Otachi
 1st-Year P.N. Ruinous Hominid
 Published By
 Chono Fujiko</b>

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I can't get enough of the depth 
hidden in works like that.

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<i>There's no doubt.</i>

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<i>You're Ruinous Hominid.</i>

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I also have my secret delight.

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It's a little chilly, isn't it?

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Hm? Is it?

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It is fall already.

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Uh, I'm still a little cold, y'know?

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Huh? Are you okay, Poem-san?

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You haven't caught a cold, have you?

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No, it's nothing.

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You need to be clearer, or
I won't really know if you're okay.

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<i>I was trying to tell him 
I wanted to hold hands again.</i>

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<i>The Komazawa High School 
cultural festival is now over!</i>

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I'm heading out!

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Big sis has been in high spirits 
ever since the cultural festival ended.

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I'm sure something nice 
must have happened.

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<i>My, my, my, my!</i>

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<i>"Something nice"?!</i>

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Morning.

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Good morning!

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Sniff, sniff.

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<b>Sniff</b>

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<b>Sniff</b>

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<b>Shift</b>

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<b>Shift</b>

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Shift, shift.

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<b>Class Monitor</b>

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Poem-san!

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Poem-san, good morning!

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<i>Ba-dump.</i>

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<b>Ba-dump!</b>

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H-Hey.

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Morning, Togo.

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You've been arriving earlier lately.

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<i>Ah, dammit. Why is it like this?</i>

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<i>Ever since the cultural festival ended,
 every time I see this guy...</i>

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<i>I feel like he's even cooler?</i>

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<i>I mean, he's still lame.</i>

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<i>But I like him, though?</i>

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Well, I've just been 
waking up earlier lately.

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Huh?! That's concerning!

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Do you have insomnia?

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If that's the case, 
there's a great hospital—

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Ah, no, no! You don't need
 to worry about it!

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<i>Dammit!</i>

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<i>It's obviously because I want to see you
 first thing in the morning!</i>

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I'm so jealous you're so close 
to your boyfriend.

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That means our cultural festival's 
love event was a huge success!

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Y-You got to have your after-party 
with Izubuchi too!

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We even held back to give you two
 a chance to be alone.

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Shut up!

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We've already been over this
 so many times!

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<b>Okonomiyaki</b>

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<b>Fuuchan</b>

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I got so nervous that my hand slipped,

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and I flung okonomiyaki 
right into Bucchi's face!

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<b>GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH</b>

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The party ended after that incident
created a hellish mood!

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I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

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Hey, c'mon!

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Speak of the devil!

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You again, huh?!

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After the okonomiyaki incident too, 
I have to wonder if you're picking a fight.

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Wha?!

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N-N-No way! A-A-Absolutely not!

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Jeez, you're already 
clumsy enough to begin with!

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Be more careful, Akina!

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Huh?! Hey, hey!

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Did he just use your first name?!

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I honestly thought you didn't have
 a shred of a chance, but...

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You have a real chance before you! See?!

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I-I-I...

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I did it!

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Super-ultra-rare voice clip acquired!

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<i>Be more careful, Akina!</i>

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This is why I can never 
stop secretly recording!

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<i>Be more careful, Akina!</i>

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I'll listen to this every day before bed!

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<i>You're the type to botch 
every foreshadowing.</i>

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She's not in this class either?!

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Where are you, Yamada Hanako?!

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Kaoru-kun.

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Wh-Wh-What is it, Nadeshiko?! 
What do you want?!

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I could ask you what you're doing
 in front of my class.

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I-I-It has nothing to do with you!

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What, going already, Kaoru-kun?

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Hmph!

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Now that my duty to the council is over, 
I've decided to live for love!

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I don't have time to deal 
with you anymore!

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Now, now, wait a minute, Kaoru-kun!

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I want to talk to you 
about using our travel tickets

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we won at the prom party 
the other day!

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As if I'd travel with you!

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That's <i>Surreal Gag Supernova</i>, isn't it?!

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I especially recommend volume four.

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My recommendation would be 
the one-off <i>Shall We Kill the Humidity?</i>

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I laughed so hard! Their sense
 for dialogue was outstanding!

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Huh? When did it get this late?

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I need to close up the library soon too.

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Man, I never thought 
we'd have so much to talk about.

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Let's meet up 
and chat again if you'd like.

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I'd be happy to whenever you like.

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Next time, we could talk about 
that classic masterpiece?

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Yeah, that one! I love it!

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Our tastes are really similar, 
Tsukishima-kun!

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I knew it.

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I thought you'd love it too.

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Oh, but you know...

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There's that disappointing part 
at the very end, right?

20:49.490 --> 20:52.520
I know. That ending 
nagged at me a bit too.

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Right?

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This is entirely a matter 
of preference, but still.

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It's all good for the hero and heroine to 
come together for a happy end, but still.

21:00.510 --> 21:04.620
I imagine the author might have intended 
it as salvation for their characters,

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but it ends up coming off sloppy.

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I absolutely hate that they ended up 
pairing off the leftover characters too!

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That's no good, right?!

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Not at all!

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<i>Thanks to their completely 
matching tastes,</i>

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<i>the love that could have been 
between them evaporated.</i>

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There are hardly any of 
our school's students out here, huh?

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That's true.

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Um, so, hey...

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Poem-san!

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Y-Yeah. Sorry.

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It's starting to get dark out.

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We'll need to be careful!

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I'll walk on the side closer to the road.

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Sorry for not realizing sooner.

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Now, shall we get going?

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Yeah.

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What's the matter?

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It's nothing!

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Ah, that's dangerous, Poem-san!

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<b>The Klutzy Class Monitor and the Girl with the Short Skirt</b>

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<b>Translation: John Pickett
Timing: Mariana Martinez
Editing: Zachary Carlysle
Quality Control: SMR
Translation Check: Rei Miyasaka</b>

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The <b>Klutzy </b>Class Monitor and
the <b>Girl with </b>the <b>Short Skirt</b>
