The Klutzy Class Monitor and the Girl with the Short Skirt
Coming!
Good morning, Poem-san.
It's nice weather out today.
Morning, Togo.
We're heading out.
Take care.
Having Fun At The Beach With The Klutzes
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I'm still surprised.
I didn't expect our day trip to suddenly become an overnight trip.
Well, an acquaintance said she'd let us stay at her villa.
How could we turn her down?
Though how does this rate morals-wise?
It doesn't count as "illicit relationships" or whatever?
Huh?
Heavens, no!
Not one person in our group has impure intentions!
Hey, we're not elementary schoolers, you know.
That's right! Let's set out the rules now!
No co-ed mingling after 8 PM!
And lights out at 9 PM!
Huh?!
Is this a field trip?!
Hey, you two!
Everyone's here!
Oh, Izubuchi and Tsukishima. You actually made it.
Well, I was free anyway.
Since we're going to the beach,
I brought a bat for splitting watermelons.
We can get the watermelon to split when we get there, right?
That's probably well-worn from improper usage!
Dent~
You're gung-ho for someone who claims they're coming because they're free.
They do say that idiots and delinquents love the beach.
Huh?!
What's your problem?!
Bad-mouth me and I won't let you join in with the watermelon splitting.
Would you two stop? Not here!
Splitting a watermelon is only fun when we all do it!
Huh?
Is that not true?!
Ah, jeez! Let's just go already, you klutzy three!
The Klutzy 3!
The Klutzy 3
You're sure we don't need to pay a rental fee?
Because I didn't bring any extra money.
It's fine, it's fine.
We were all invited, after all.
If it comes to it, you can shake people down like a proper delinquent.
Can I punch him yet?
Ah! I saw the ocean!
No way! Where? Where?
Huh?! Let me see too, come on!
I'm jealous of the gal and the delinquent.
I can't see it, hey!
They're getting so excited over a simple beach.
Everyone, this is a shared public space. Don't cause a commotion.
Huh?!
Togo, take a look too! It's the ocean!
The ocean at Shonan...
It's finally time to sharpen up.
Hm? Why?
I've heard Shonan is one of the places
where morals are most disrupted during this season.
As class monitor, I can't overlook this.
Oh, sure. Do as you please.
Hey! I've been waiting for you all!
Wha?! What's that gorilla woman doing here?!
President!
Thank you for having us!
So the acquaintance providing the villa
was actually the president!
I certainly do count as an acquaintance!
Sorry, sorry!
But if you knew the president would be here, you would've said no, right?
It doesn't really matter to me.
Nor for me.
I've wanted to go straight home from the start, so this changes nothing.
Is the villa nearby?
Yes. The mansion is just a short walk from here.
Just mind your manners since it's my friend's villa.
Apparently, said friend is a man.
Whisper Whisper
Why are we whispering?
She's close enough to a hot, rich heir that they go to the beach together every year!
How can you help but speculate?!
Hmph!
Where did you get the idea that he's good-looking?
If he's this gorilla woman's partner, then he's obviously a gorilla himself.
Okay, we're almost to the swimming area.
You haven't had lunch yet, have you?
It may be modest, but we've prepared some food for you. Please eat your fill!
There!
Sorry for the wait...
Kaoru-kun!
Nadeshiko!
How long were you planning to keep me waiting?!
It's the vice president.
How is he supposed to the "hot heir"?!
Wait, it's you guys?!
See? Told you he'd be a gorilla!
What are you all doing here?!
Nadeshiko, what's going on here?!
I asked you to prepare enough food for eight, didn't I?
I want BBQ. Make enough for 8. Why for 8? Why? Hey!
Use your imagination a little, Kaoru-kun.
This woman!
Vice President Kogori!
Thank you for having us!
I've always wanted to stay overnight in a villa!
I'm so grateful!
Hold on a moment!
Are you all planning on staying at my place?!
Doesn't multiple men and women sharing lodgings overnight
come under "illicit relationships"?!
That's against our school rules!
You there!
You're the class monitor, if I recall! Explain this!
Class Monitor
I certainly understand where your opinion comes from.
However, Vice President!
Not a single one among us is here with impure intentions!
Furthermore, there will be no co-ed mingling after 8 PM during our stay!
Déjà vu!
And we'll follow another strict rule of lights out at 9 PM.
Besides, are you one to talk about that when you two came to the beach as a pair?
Right? So naughty!
Acting like you two are on bad terms at school
was just camouflage for your real relationship!
We're actually engaged! Right?
No, we're not!
Nothing is ever going to happen between me and this woman—the president!
I've never even considered it!
It's the same for us!
Uh-huh!
Besides, look at the men we're talking about.
Do you think anything will happen?
The Klutzy 3!
Kaoru-kun! I'm sorry for bringing them here without warning you.
However, why don't we just do our charming underclassmen this one little favor?
If we turn them away, they won't have lodgings for the night.
Nah, we'd just go home.
Shh!
I'm not the one who can save them from that fate.
Only you can, Kaoru-kun!
Nadeshiko can't...
Only I can!
I-If that's how it is, then I guess it's fine! I'll take care of you—
Good! We have permission now, everyone!
So let's go have lots of fun!
Yay!
The beach! A villa!
Yeah! I'll go find a watermelon for us!
Come on, come on, come on!
Wait, wait, let's eat something before worrying about a watermelon!
You guys! Listen when—
That's our vice president!
So kindhearted!
Woo, Vice President! So generous!
Thank you for the delicious-looking food!
This gorilla's such a pushover.
Big Sis will be in Enoshima by now, huh?
The beach is a big chance. Make good use of it.
There!
Jeez! Cut it out already, Togo!
Ow!
Kiku.
Lyric-san! I'm so happy! We were able to meet again!
Oh, yeah. We live close by.
I guess we would run into each other sometimes.
Well, still, I was surprised that your brother is Sakuradaimon-san.
Same here. I never thought the Pudding-san my brother spoke of so often
would be your older sister.
It's actually Poem...
What?
But whatever, Pudding's fine.
Um, by the way, Lyric-san...
If it isn't too much trouble,
would it be all right if we met up and chatted like this again?
Huh? Sure, of course.
You mean it?!
Um, um, then maybe we could go somewhere on our day off together?
Sure. It is summer break. Wanna go sometime this week?
I'm so happy!
Okay, could you give me your contact info?
I don't own a cellular phone.
I can share my home phone number.
Hm?
Unbeknown to Sakuradaimon-kun and Poem-chan...
A home telephone?!
...their little sisters were growing even closer as friends.
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The meat's all burnt.
Hey there, girls.
Want to have some fun with us?
It's boring with just us guys.
Oh, we're good.
Why don't you go home for the day then?
Hey now, that's cold!
I promise it'll be fun!
No, we're good.
Poe!
We're already here with others, so we can't.
Then let's all have fun together!
We're good.
You there!
I can't approve of you trying to force women to come along against their will.
As a class monitor, I won't overlook any action
that disrupts the morals of the beach!
Huh? Who cares about morals here?!
Back off, you goody-two-shoes.
Rumble
A delinquent, a yakuza,
and a class monitor?!
That combination makes no sense!
Let's scram.
Who were those guys?
Beats me.
Are you all okay?
Shonan's beach is a den of vice!
I need to crack down on every last scoundrel—
You'll waste the whole day.
Hey, class monitor!
Yes!
Taking action as a class monitor even while you're on break is admirable!
Thank you for the praise!
Oh, these two might both be klutzes.
The Klutzy 3
The Klutzy...
Um, u-um, th-thank you, I-Izubuchi-kyun.
Huh? I didn't do anything.
Still, you get approached by that type pretty often, huh?
Don't space out so much.
Hey, hey, hey, Akina.
Isn't today your chance to make a move? Right?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I will.
This is a prime chance for me!
If I miss this opportunity to snap a photo of Bucchi topless,
who knows when I'll get another chance?!
Time to take all kinds of photos!
This girl's hopeless.
No way!
She can't quit being a stalker.
That may be true, but I want her photos as reference material too, so go for it!
Hey, hottie.
Why are you just reading a book when you're here at the beach?
Huh?
Why?
Well...
Just between us, I'm actually the descendant of a vampire.
I'll vanish if I'm exposed to sunlight.
That's why I'm quietly lurking in the shadows for now.
You're funny!
Are you one of those delusional types?
Let's go have some fun together in that beach hut over there.
Oh, no, no.
I really can't leave this spot.
Hm?
Good grief.
Women at the beach are so forceful and shallow. What a bother.
I'm so confused!
Are you some new yokai?
Now then, let's have fun!
The time is ripe!
Go! Charge!
Hey, wait a damn second, you girls!
Don't you dare go into the ocean without doing any warm-ups!
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
Huh?! You want to die?!
Huh? Get to it!
I-I'm sorry.
He yelled at us for a good reason.
Wait, wait, wait!
Have you all properly applied your sunscreen?!
If any of you don't have any, I'll lend you some!
Oh, I forgot mine.
The vice president is suddenly being caring!
This was part of a health representative's work too.
Though it seems our half-wit here hadn't thought that far.
Huh?!
Are you picking a fight, old man?!
Huh?! Bring it!
This is a good opportunity, so let me tell you.
I don't recall ever permitting a former delinquent like you to join the committee!
What the hell do I need a gorilla's permission for anyway, huh?!
What about you?! Did you get permission to come out of your cage?! Well?!
You brat!
I don't care if the president's taken a liking to you.
You'd better watch how you speak—
Sorry to keep you all waiting!
I see you're all having fun!
President! You came at the perfect time!
Were you two arguing, Izubuchi-kun, Kaoru-kun?
It's nothing.
Hmph.
Good then!
By the way, Kaoru-kun,
I forgot my sunscreen too.
Sorry, but could you help me put it on?
It's spray-on. Now rub it in yourself.
Hey, isn't the vice president too curt with the president?
You're right.
Even if they are childhood friends,
he has a beautiful woman in a swimsuit before him.
The two of us are enemies! I won't act friendly with her!
Besides, who are you calling beautiful?
This woman with a face like a manju?
Huh?
Manju?! How?!
Sure her breasts are like manju, but still!
Do you need your eyes checked?!
Girls, girls.
Here's a photo from back when Kaoru-kun and I went to the same judo dojo.
Okay, I can see the manju!
The way he sees me hasn't been updated since then.
I see.
So if I fatten up first,
and then slim down—
Anyway!
I've never once seen her as a woman!
Oh?
I just recalled something urgent. Excuse me for a bit.
Ah, President?!
The president got mad and wandered off somewhere!
This is your fault, Vice President! Apologize to her!
How can you say she looks like a manju?
Bad man! Bad man!
Especially when your own face is like a boulder!
Shut up!
Bad man! Bad man!
Are you three elementary schoolers?!
There!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's getting late.
Did she really get so mad that she went home?
Hey, you there.
Mind if I sit next to you?
Wh-Who is this super sexy woman?!
Shonan is a den of monsters!
Hey, Togo!
Huh?
That's...
the gal version of the president, isn't it?
Wh-What's your deal?
Why are you trying to sit beside me when we're strangers?!
He hasn't noticed!
Seriously, Vice President?
That's bad.
But we didn't realize it was the president
when we first saw her dressed like that either.
Yeah, but they're childhood friends, right?
I was just thinking that you have quite a nice body.
You couldn't hone it this well without putting in lots of strict training.
Huh?
Ba-dump...
Don't let your heart throb!
Well, I wouldn't go that far!
I did judo up through middle school,
and I still train my body every day at the gym,
but that's all!
The president's totally hitting all of the vice president's buttons!
I can see what she's after now!
It's because the vice president said he didn't see her as a woman!
She's getting revenge!
She's approaching him with her womanly charms on full display
to really tease him about it!
So, can I sit here?
S-Sure!
As long as it's just sitting!
Wh-What's going on with this woman?
She started complimenting my body out of the blue!
Is she actually trying to pick me up?!
No, even so!
As the vice president, I can't engage in any illicit relationships!
Ba-dump, ba-dump...
Feeling good?
No, she sucks at this!
The president isn't used to acting sexy either, so she sucks at it!
She's still talking like she usually does too! He'll figure it out for sure!
I-I'm good. Great, even! Fine enough to do anything!
What the heck?!
Klutz.
Am I the only one getting ticked off?
No, I get it.
I thought the vice president was curt towards all women,
but he's fawning over her just fine!
Maybe he simply prefers super sexy women?
Are you in high school?
Did you come here with anyone?
My childhood friend and six underclassmen.
They're all hopeless, though.
So I have to be the one to watch out for them!
Huh?!
Still, you really do have a great body.
I bet the women around you can't leave you alone, right?
Th-That's not really true!
Whoa! She's touching his body!
That's effective!
That's it! Draw out his true nature!
There's no one? Not a single woman around you who catches your eye?
No, not really.
Really? Not even among the girls who are here with you, for example?
They're all just childish brats.
I don't feel a smidgen of that towards them!
Huh?!
I-I see.
But there's one more, right?
You know, your childhood friend? Right?
Ah, President! That's suspicious!
Huh? How so?
He's only said "childhood friend,"
so it doesn't make sense for her to know she's a woman!
Oh!
Tsk! He'll definitely figure it out now!
She's the farthest thing from a woman!
He hasn't noticed?! Good, keep going!
She's crude, rough, and overbearing, like a female gorilla!
In elementary school, she said, "I wanna do judo, but doing it by myself is boring!"
and forced me to go with her!
Plus, since she wanted to train every day,
she forced me to quit everything else I had been practicing.
That's cruel!
That did happen, huh? How nostalgic.
President! Your act! Your act!
I heard that in middle school,
she went around wiping out groups of delinquents
from neighboring schools all by herself.
I get the feeling Izubuchi was one of those.
She's probably the least fit to be described as feminine!
Leaning back in a chair while boldly man-spreading fits her far better.
We should stop him before he gets murdered.
Though that's all the more reason she's a worthy foe to defeat.
I haven't been able to beat her in a single thing.
Not academics, sports, strength. Not even our committee work.
Though I expect no less from my life's greatest rival!
She's worth spending my whole life fighting!
I see. Kaoru-kun, you...
Wha?!
You see me as an equal, rather than a man or a woman.
I got too hung up on something silly.
Forgive me.
Wh-Wh-Wha?! What's going on here?!
Is this one of Shonan's monsters?!
Looking more closely, her eyelashes are so long!
Her slightly thick eyebrows also convey a strength of will!
She has a calm, kind, and powerful voice too!
How reassuring it is!
Then there's her beautiful, supple body!
Hm?
Hmm?!
What is it?
This woman! She looks soft and delicate at first glance!
But hidden beneath that skin
are such thoroughly honed muscles!
I know them! I recognize those muscles!
I've met this woman before!
Oh no! He's going to figure it out from her muscles!
Wha?!
Why are you suddenly staring so hard?!
Oh, well, um...
You're being so naughty!
It was my imagination.
I've never met a woman like this before.
Such a strong, beautiful woman.
Is this love?
Kaoru-kun!
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Huh?! You finally came to, huh?!
Vice President, are you okay?
Kaoru-kun!
What was I doing?
I don't know what happened, but you'd passed out.
I'm just glad it wasn't anything serious.
It's already evening?
Jeez, we didn't get to split a watermelon, thanks to you.
We should head back for today.
We can eat the watermelon later, at the villa.
Okay!
Damn, how pathetic.
I can't believe I let myself pass out.
I should have at least asked her name.
I wonder if I'll ever get to see you again.
Hey, hey, hey!
This punchline is too cliché!
An iris out is just as cliché!