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The Klutzy Class Monitor and
the Girl with the Short Skirt
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Coming!
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Good morning, Poem-san.
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It's nice weather out today.
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Morning, Togo.
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We're heading out.
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Take care.
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Having Fun At The Beach With The Klutzes
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Outsider
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I'm still surprised.
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I didn't expect our day trip
to suddenly become an overnight trip.
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Well, an acquaintance said
she'd let us stay at her villa.
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How could we turn her down?
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Though how does this rate morals-wise?
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It doesn't count as "illicit
relationships" or whatever?
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Huh?
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Heavens, no!
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Not one person in our group
has impure intentions!
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Hey, we're not elementary
schoolers, you know.
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That's right!
Let's set out the rules now!
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No co-ed mingling after 8 PM!
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And lights out at 9 PM!
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Huh?!
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Is this a field trip?!
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Hey, you two!
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Everyone's here!
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Oh, Izubuchi and Tsukishima.
You actually made it.
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Well, I was free anyway.
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Since we're going to the beach,
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I brought a bat for splitting watermelons.
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We can get the watermelon to split
when we get there, right?
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That's probably well-worn
from improper usage!
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Dent~
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You're gung-ho for someone who claims
they're coming because they're free.
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They do say that idiots
and delinquents love the beach.
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Huh?!
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What's your problem?!
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Bad-mouth me and I won't let you join in
with the watermelon splitting.
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Would you two stop? Not here!
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Splitting a watermelon is only fun
when we all do it!
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Huh?
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Is that not true?!
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Ah, jeez! Let's just go already,
you klutzy three!
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The Klutzy 3!
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The Klutzy 3
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You're sure we don't need
to pay a rental fee?
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Because I didn't bring any extra money.
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It's fine, it's fine.
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We were all invited, after all.
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If it comes to it, you can shake
people down like a proper delinquent.
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Can I punch him yet?
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Ah! I saw the ocean!
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No way! Where? Where?
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Huh?! Let me see too, come on!
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I'm jealous of the gal
and the delinquent.
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I can't see it, hey!
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They're getting so excited
over a simple beach.
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Everyone, this is a shared public space.
Don't cause a commotion.
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Huh?!
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Togo, take a look too! It's the ocean!
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The ocean at Shonan...
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It's finally time to sharpen up.
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Hm? Why?
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I've heard Shonan
is one of the places
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where morals are most disrupted
during this season.
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As class monitor, I can't overlook this.
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Oh, sure. Do as you please.
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Hey! I've been waiting for you all!
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Wha?! What's that gorilla woman
doing here?!
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President!
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Thank you for having us!
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So the acquaintance
providing the villa
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was actually the president!
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I certainly do count as an acquaintance!
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Sorry, sorry!
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But if you knew the president would be
here, you would've said no, right?
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It doesn't really matter to me.
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Nor for me.
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I've wanted to go straight home
from the start, so this changes nothing.
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Is the villa nearby?
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Yes. The mansion is just
a short walk from here.
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Just mind your manners
since it's my friend's villa.
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Apparently, said friend is a man.
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Whisper
Whisper
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Whisper Whisper
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Why are we whispering?
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She's close enough to a hot, rich heir that
they go to the beach together every year!
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How can you help but speculate?!
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Hmph!
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Where did you get the idea
that he's good-looking?
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If he's this gorilla woman's partner,
then he's obviously a gorilla himself.
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Okay, we're almost to the swimming area.
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You haven't had lunch yet, have you?
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It may be modest, but we've prepared
some food for you. Please eat your fill!
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There!
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Sorry for the wait...
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Kaoru-kun!
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Nadeshiko!
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How long were you planning
to keep me waiting?!
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It's the vice president.
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How is he supposed to the "hot heir"?!
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Wait, it's you guys?!
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See? Told you he'd be a gorilla!
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What are you all doing here?!
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Nadeshiko, what's going on here?!
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I asked you to prepare
enough food for eight, didn't I?
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I want BBQ.
Make enough for 8.
Why for 8?
Why?
Hey!
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Use your imagination a little, Kaoru-kun.
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This woman!
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Vice President Kogori!
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Thank you for having us!
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I've always wanted
to stay overnight in a villa!
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I'm so grateful!
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Hold on a moment!
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Are you all planning
on staying at my place?!
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Doesn't multiple men and women
sharing lodgings overnight
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come under "illicit relationships"?!
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That's against our school rules!
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You there!
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You're the class monitor,
if I recall! Explain this!
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Class Monitor
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I certainly understand
where your opinion comes from.
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However, Vice President!
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Not a single one among us is here
with impure intentions!
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Furthermore, there will be no co-ed
mingling after 8 PM during our stay!
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Déjà vu!
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And we'll follow another
strict rule of lights out at 9 PM.
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Besides, are you one to talk about that
when you two came to the beach as a pair?
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Right? So naughty!
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Acting like you two
are on bad terms at school
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was just camouflage
for your real relationship!
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We're actually engaged! Right?
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No, we're not!
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Nothing is ever going to happen between me
and this woman—the president!
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I've never even considered it!
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It's the same for us!
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Uh-huh!
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Besides, look at the men
we're talking about.
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Do you think anything will happen?
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The Klutzy 3!
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Kaoru-kun! I'm sorry for bringing them here
without warning you.
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However, why don't we just do our charming
underclassmen this one little favor?
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If we turn them away,
they won't have lodgings for the night.
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Nah, we'd just go home.
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Shh!
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I'm not the one who can
save them from that fate.
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Only you can, Kaoru-kun!
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Nadeshiko can't...
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Only I can!
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I-If that's how it is, then I guess
it's fine! I'll take care of you—
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Good! We have permission now, everyone!
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So let's go have lots of fun!
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Yay!
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The beach! A villa!
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Yeah! I'll go find a watermelon for us!
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Come on, come on, come on!
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Wait, wait, let's eat something
before worrying about a watermelon!
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You guys! Listen when—
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That's our vice president!
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So kindhearted!
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Woo, Vice President! So generous!
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Thank you for the delicious-looking food!
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This gorilla's such a pushover.
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Big Sis will be in Enoshima by now, huh?
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The beach is a big chance.
Make good use of it.
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There!
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Jeez! Cut it out already, Togo!
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Ow!
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Kiku.
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Lyric-san! I'm so happy!
We were able to meet again!
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Oh, yeah. We live close by.
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I guess we would run
into each other sometimes.
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Well, still, I was surprised that
your brother is Sakuradaimon-san.
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Same here. I never thought the Pudding-san
my brother spoke of so often
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would be your older sister.
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It's actually Poem...
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What?
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But whatever, Pudding's fine.
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Um, by the way, Lyric-san...
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If it isn't too much trouble,
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would it be all right if we met up
and chatted like this again?
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Huh? Sure, of course.
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You mean it?!
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Um, um, then maybe we could go somewhere
on our day off together?
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Sure. It is summer break.
Wanna go sometime this week?
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I'm so happy!
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Okay, could you give me
your contact info?
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I don't own a cellular phone.
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I can share my home phone number.
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Hm?
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Unbeknown to Sakuradaimon-kun
and Poem-chan...
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A home telephone?!
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...their little sisters were growing
even closer as friends.
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The Klutzy
Class Monitor and
the Girl with
the Short Skirt
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The Klutz and the Skirt!
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The Klutzy
Class Monitor and
the Girl with
the Short Skirt
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The Klutz and the Skirt!
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The meat's all burnt.
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Hey there, girls.
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Want to have some fun with us?
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It's boring with just us guys.
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Oh, we're good.
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Why don't you go home for the day then?
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Hey now, that's cold!
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I promise it'll be fun!
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No, we're good.
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Poe!
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We're already here with others,
so we can't.
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Then let's all have fun together!
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We're good.
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You there!
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I can't approve of you trying to force women
to come along against their will.
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As a class monitor,
I won't overlook any action
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that disrupts the morals of the beach!
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Huh? Who cares about morals here?!
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Back off, you goody-two-shoes.
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Rumble
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A delinquent, a yakuza,
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and a class monitor?!
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That combination makes no sense!
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Let's scram.
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Who were those guys?
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Beats me.
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Are you all okay?
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Shonan's beach is a den of vice!
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I need to crack down
on every last scoundrel—
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You'll waste the whole day.
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Hey, class monitor!
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Yes!
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Taking action as a class monitor
even while you're on break is admirable!
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Thank you for the praise!
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Oh, these two might both be klutzes.
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The Klutzy 3
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The Klutzy...
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Um, u-um, th-thank you,
I-Izubuchi-kyun.
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Huh? I didn't do anything.
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Still, you get approached
by that type pretty often, huh?
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Don't space out so much.
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Hey, hey, hey, Akina.
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Isn't today your chance
to make a move? Right?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, I will.
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This is a prime chance for me!
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If I miss this opportunity to snap
a photo of Bucchi topless,
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who knows when I'll get another chance?!
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Time to take all kinds of photos!
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This girl's hopeless.
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No way!
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She can't quit being a stalker.
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That may be true, but I want her photos
as reference material too, so go for it!
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Hey, hottie.
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Why are you just reading a book
when you're here at the beach?
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Huh?
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Why?
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Well...
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Just between us, I'm actually
the descendant of a vampire.
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I'll vanish if I'm exposed to sunlight.
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That's why I'm quietly lurking
in the shadows for now.
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You're funny!
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Are you one of those delusional types?
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Let's go have some fun together
in that beach hut over there.
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Oh, no, no.
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I really can't leave this spot.
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Hm?
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Good grief.
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Women at the beach are so forceful
and shallow. What a bother.
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I'm so confused!
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Are you some new yokai?
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Now then, let's have fun!
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The time is ripe!
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Go! Charge!
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Hey, wait a damn second, you girls!
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Don't you dare go into the ocean
without doing any warm-ups!
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One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
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Huh?! You want to die?!
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Huh? Get to it!
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I-I'm sorry.
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He yelled at us for a good reason.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Have you all properly
applied your sunscreen?!
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If any of you don't have any,
I'll lend you some!
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Oh, I forgot mine.
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The vice president
is suddenly being caring!
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This was part of a health
representative's work too.
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Though it seems our half-wit here
hadn't thought that far.
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Huh?!
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Are you picking a fight, old man?!
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Huh?! Bring it!
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This is a good opportunity,
so let me tell you.
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I don't recall ever permitting a former
delinquent like you to join the committee!
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What the hell do I need a gorilla's
permission for anyway, huh?!
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What about you?! Did you get permission
to come out of your cage?! Well?!
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You brat!
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I don't care if the president's
taken a liking to you.
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You'd better watch how you speak—
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Sorry to keep you all waiting!
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I see you're all having fun!
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President! You came at the perfect time!
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Were you two arguing,
Izubuchi-kun, Kaoru-kun?
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It's nothing.
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Hmph.
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Good then!
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By the way, Kaoru-kun,
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I forgot my sunscreen too.
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Sorry, but could you help me put it on?
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It's spray-on. Now rub it in yourself.
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Hey, isn't the vice president
too curt with the president?
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You're right.
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Even if they are childhood friends,
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he has a beautiful woman
in a swimsuit before him.
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The two of us are enemies!
I won't act friendly with her!
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Besides, who are you calling beautiful?
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This woman with a face like a manju?
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Huh?
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Manju?! How?!
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Sure her breasts
are like manju, but still!
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Do you need your eyes checked?!
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Girls, girls.
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Here's a photo from back when Kaoru-kun
and I went to the same judo dojo.
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Okay, I can see the manju!
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The way he sees me
hasn't been updated since then.
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I see.
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So if I fatten up first,
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and then slim down—
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Anyway!
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I've never once seen her as a woman!
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Oh?
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I just recalled something urgent.
Excuse me for a bit.
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Ah, President?!
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The president got mad
and wandered off somewhere!
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This is your fault, Vice President!
Apologize to her!
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How can you say she looks like a manju?
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Bad man! Bad man!
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Especially when your own face
is like a boulder!
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Shut up!
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Bad man! Bad man!
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Are you three elementary schoolers?!
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There!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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It's getting late.
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Did she really get so mad
that she went home?
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Hey, you there.
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Mind if I sit next to you?
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Wh-Who is this super sexy woman?!
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Shonan is a den of monsters!
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Hey, Togo!
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Huh?
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That's...
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the gal version of the president, isn't it?
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Wh-What's your deal?
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Why are you trying to sit beside me
when we're strangers?!
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He hasn't noticed!
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Seriously, Vice President?
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That's bad.
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But we didn't realize it was the president
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when we first saw her
dressed like that either.
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Yeah, but they're
childhood friends, right?
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I was just thinking that
you have quite a nice body.
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You couldn't hone it this well without
putting in lots of strict training.
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Huh?
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Ba-dump...
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Don't let your heart throb!
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Well, I wouldn't go that far!
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I did judo up through middle school,
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and I still train my body
every day at the gym,
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but that's all!
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The president's totally hitting
all of the vice president's buttons!
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I can see what she's after now!
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It's because the vice president said
he didn't see her as a woman!
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She's getting revenge!
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She's approaching him with
her womanly charms on full display
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to really tease him about it!
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So, can I sit here?
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S-Sure!
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As long as it's just sitting!
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Wh-What's going on with this woman?
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She started complimenting my body
out of the blue!
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Is she actually trying to pick me up?!
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No, even so!
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As the vice president, I can't engage
in any illicit relationships!
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Ba-dump, ba-dump...
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Ba-dump, ba-dump...
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Feeling good?
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No, she sucks at this!
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The president isn't used to acting sexy
either, so she sucks at it!
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She's still talking like she usually does
too! He'll figure it out for sure!
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I-I'm good. Great, even!
Fine enough to do anything!
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What the heck?!
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Klutz.
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Am I the only one getting ticked off?
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No, I get it.
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I thought the vice president
was curt towards all women,
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but he's fawning over her just fine!
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Maybe he simply prefers
super sexy women?
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Are you in high school?
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Did you come here with anyone?
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My childhood friend
and six underclassmen.
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They're all hopeless, though.
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So I have to be the one
to watch out for them!
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Huh?!
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Still, you really do have a great body.
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I bet the women around you
can't leave you alone, right?
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Th-That's not really true!
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Whoa! She's touching his body!
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That's effective!
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That's it! Draw out his true nature!
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There's no one? Not a single woman
around you who catches your eye?
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No, not really.
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Really? Not even among the girls
who are here with you, for example?
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They're all just childish brats.
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I don't feel a smidgen
of that towards them!
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Huh?!
18:58.430 --> 18:59.670
I-I see.
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But there's one more, right?
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You know, your childhood friend? Right?
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Ah, President! That's suspicious!
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Huh? How so?
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He's only said "childhood friend,"
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so it doesn't make sense for her
to know she's a woman!
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Oh!
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Tsk! He'll definitely figure it out now!
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She's the farthest thing from a woman!
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He hasn't noticed?! Good, keep going!
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She's crude, rough, and overbearing,
like a female gorilla!
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In elementary school, she said, "I wanna
do judo, but doing it by myself is boring!"
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and forced me to go with her!
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Plus, since she wanted to train every day,
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she forced me to quit everything else
I had been practicing.
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That's cruel!
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That did happen, huh? How nostalgic.
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President! Your act! Your act!
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I heard that in middle school,
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she went around wiping out
groups of delinquents
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from neighboring schools
all by herself.
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I get the feeling Izubuchi
was one of those.
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She's probably the least fit
to be described as feminine!
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Leaning back in a chair while boldly
man-spreading fits her far better.
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We should stop him
before he gets murdered.
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Though that's all the more reason
she's a worthy foe to defeat.
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I haven't been able to beat her
in a single thing.
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Not academics, sports, strength.
Not even our committee work.
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Though I expect no less
from my life's greatest rival!
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She's worth spending
my whole life fighting!
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I see. Kaoru-kun, you...
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Wha?!
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You see me as an equal,
rather than a man or a woman.
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I got too hung up on something silly.
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Forgive me.
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Wh-Wh-Wha?! What's going on here?!
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Is this one of Shonan's monsters?!
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Looking more closely,
her eyelashes are so long!
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Her slightly thick eyebrows
also convey a strength of will!
20:46.790 --> 20:49.710
She has a calm, kind,
and powerful voice too!
20:49.710 --> 20:51.790
How reassuring it is!
20:51.790 --> 20:56.800
Then there's her beautiful, supple body!
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Hm?
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Hmm?!
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What is it?
21:02.770 --> 21:06.310
This woman! She looks soft
and delicate at first glance!
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But hidden beneath that skin
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are such thoroughly honed muscles!
21:13.060 --> 21:16.400
I know them! I recognize those muscles!
21:17.340 --> 21:19.420
I've met this woman before!
21:21.620 --> 21:23.700
Oh no! He's going to figure it out
from her muscles!
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Wha?!
21:25.390 --> 21:27.550
Why are you suddenly staring so hard?!
21:27.550 --> 21:29.960
Oh, well, um...
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You're being so naughty!
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It was my imagination.
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I've never met a woman like this before.
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Such a strong, beautiful woman.
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Is this love?
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Kaoru-kun!
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Translation: John Pickett
Timing: Mariana Martinez
Editing: Zachary Carlysle
Quality Control: SMR
Translation Check: Rei Miyasaka
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Huh?! You finally came to, huh?!
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Vice President, are you okay?
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Kaoru-kun!
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What was I doing?
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I don't know what happened,
but you'd passed out.
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I'm just glad it wasn't anything serious.
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It's already evening?
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Jeez, we didn't get to split
a watermelon, thanks to you.
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We should head back for today.
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We can eat the watermelon later,
at the villa.
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Okay!
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Damn, how pathetic.
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I can't believe I let myself pass out.
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I should have at least
asked her name.
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I wonder if I'll ever
get to see you again.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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This punchline is too cliché!
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An iris out is just as cliché!