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<i>Usaneko Club</i>...

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...starts now, usa-nya!

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<b>Original Work By: Usaharu\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
"Usaneko Club" (<i>Monthly Mimi</i>)</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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Today's <i>Usaneko Club</i> is sacred, too!

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It's a gathering of all things cute!

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<i>My name is Rinko Nakama.</i>

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<i>I'm 24 years old.</i>

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<i>Some might ask, "You still
 act like this at your age?"</i>

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<i>But I worked hard to earn this 
otaku sanctuary after moving out!</i>

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<i>As long as I'm surrounded by 
my favorite anime and books,</i>

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<i>I can nullify any debuff!</i>

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<i>I'm invincible!</i>

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<i>Within this healing space, I'm invincible!</i>

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<i>'Tis I! Idol Samurai Aimaru!</i>

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<i>That is, except for one thing...</i>

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<b>So?</b>

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<b>So?</b>

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<b>Who will you choose?</b>

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<b>Who will you choose?</b>

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<b>Pardon the Intrusion, I'm Home<i>!</i></b>

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<b>Pardon the Intrusion, I'm Home<i>!</i></b>

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<b>Pardon the Intrusion, I'm Home<i>!</i></b>

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<b>Pardon the Intrusion, I'm Home<i>!</i></b>

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<b>Rinko Nakama</b>

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<b>Recorded Content</b>

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<b>Favorites</b>

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<b>Watch Later</b>

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<b>Anime</b>

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<b>Info</b>

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<b>Don't Wall</b>

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<b>#03 \h\h\h"Watch Out, Don't Fall"</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>#03\h\h "It's the Off-Season Beach Episode-Usa!"</b>

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<b>Idol Samurai</b>

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<b>#133 "That's Weird, Besunosuke!? / My Mic Broke!"</b>

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<b>Don't Wall</b>

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<i>My current fav anime, </i>Usaneko Club<i>...</i>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Recorded Content</b>

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<b>Favorites</b>

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<b>Watch Later</b>

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<b>Anime</b>

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<b>Info</b>

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<b>Idol Samurai</b>

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<b>#133 "That's Weird, Besunosuke!? / My Mic Broke!"</b>

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<b>Don't Wall</b>

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<b>#04 \h\h"It's Bizarre, Don't Get Surreal"</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>#04 "My Precious Snack Was Stolen-Nya!"</b>

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I really like <i>Don't Wall</i> this season, too.

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<i>'Tis I! Idol Samurai!</i>

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<i>Nya! Nya!</i>

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<i>'Tis I! Idol Samurai Aimaru!</i>

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<i>What? What is this?</i>

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<i>Can I not watch other anime until 
I figure out the rules of this room?</i>

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<i>Tada-Oja!</i>

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<i>The neighbor to my right, Usada-san...</i>

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<i>is still a mystery.
I haven't even seen their face yet.</i>

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<i>The voter turnout...</i>

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<i>I don't get any reactions when I make 
everyday noises or watch dramas and films.</i>

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<i>But they're very strict 
about me watching anime.</i>

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<b>Weekly Weather Forecast</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<i>That is, except for </i>Usaneko Club<i>.</i>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<i>Could it be that it's not 
that they hate anime,</i>

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<i>but they're just a huge 
fan of </i>Usaneko Club<i>?</i>

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<i>That would make us kindred spirits, but...</i>

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<i>I feel like we'd never see eye to eye.</i>

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I'm heading out...

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<b></b>Nakama

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<i>Doesn't </i>Usaneko Club<i> soothe 
my neighbor's soul, as well?</i>

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Good morning, Nakama-san.

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Ah... Good morning.

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<i>I couldn't absorb enough 
of my shows last night...</i>

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<i>But!</i>

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<i>I'll be all right once 
I get home and watch anime!</i>

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<i>I have </i>Idol Samurai<i> 
reserved for tonight!</i>

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<i>Tada-Oja.</i>

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<b>Rinko Nakama</b>

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I was rude to him this morning.

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I'll apologize to him when I get home.

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<i>Satsuki-san, the neighbor
to my left, is always nice.</i>

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<i>He's a super-duper-kind person. 
Too kind, even.</i>

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<i>So kind that I could mistake him 
for a grandma who has</i>

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<i>a grandchild my age or something.</i>

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<i>He's the ultimate refreshing gentleman.</i>

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<i>All right.</i>

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<i>I've got my show waiting for me at home!</i>

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<i>Time for the final push!</i>

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All done!

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Oh, Nakama-san!

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You're still here? What a hard worker!

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Uh, yes.

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I really appreciate it!

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Go ahead and work on these next.

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I...

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I can't do this anymore!

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Please...

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I'm at my limit...

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Please spare me for tonight...

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<i>'Tis I! Idol Samurai, Aimaru!</i>

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I can't...

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<i>H-Have they come to 
confront me face-to-face?!</i>

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Satsuki-san?

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A friend of mine gave me a lot of tea.

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I thought you might like some.

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Thank you... very much.

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Why are you always so...

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so...

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Grandma!

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"Grandma"?

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Work's been busy...

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Uh-huh.

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I just wanna watch anime...

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Uh-huh.

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But I'm scared of the wall slamming...

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Uh-huh.

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We're just neighbors...

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Uh-huh.

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But you treat me like a grandma would...

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Huh?

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Is it really okay for my neighbor 
to be so nice to me?

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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This is unacceptable.

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Maybe they're taking it out on you

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because you're a young woman living alone.

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I'll bring it up with the landlord—

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No.

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If I pretend to be your boyfriend 
and confront them...

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My boyfriend?

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They usually don't answer.

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Will you let me in your place, Nakama-san?

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What?

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Oh, I won't do anything weird.

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Of course!

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I know you're totally a harmless 
gentleman, Satsuki-san! A saint!

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But my room's a little...

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or rather... it's a cursed domain,

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a disorderly danger zone 
full of evil spirits!

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And it's also, um... you see...

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Nakama-san, are you an otaku?

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<i>Is he psychic?!</i>

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I'm kind of the same.

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Say what?!

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We... We're kindred spirits?!

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In that case, come on in!

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Nakama-san...

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Don't lower your defenses like that 
in any other circumstance, okay?

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<i>Ta! Da! O! Ja!</i>

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<b>Idol Samurai</b>

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My neighbor seems to hate anime.

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<i>Usaneko Club</i> is the only exception.

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<b>Recorded Content</b>

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<b>Favorites</b>

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<b>Watch Later</b>

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<b>Anime</b>

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<b>Info</b>

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<b>Don't Wall</b>

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<b>#03 \h\h\h"Watch Out, Don't Fall"</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>#03\h\h "It's the Off-Season Beach Episode-Usa!"</b>

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<b>Idol Samurai</b>

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<b>#133 "That's Weird, Besunosuke!? / My Mic Broke!"</b>

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<b>Don't Wall</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>#03\h\h "It's the Off-Season Beach Episode-Usa!"</b>

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<b>Idol Samurai</b>

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<b>#133 "That's Weird, Besunosuke!? / My Mic Broke!"</b>

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<b>Don't Wall</b>

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<b>#04 "It's Bizarre, Don't Get Surreal"</b>

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<i>'Tis I, Idol Samurai, Aimaru!</i>

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I see.

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<i>They're slamming back at each other?</i>

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Usada-san.

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Don't you think your actions 
are rather primitive?

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Let's discuss this calmly 
with the management.

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They're being even more 
aggressive than usual...

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What a Neanderthal.

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Who...

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are you calling a Neanderthal?!

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Don't come pickin' fights with me

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when I'm so friggin' busy!

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Octopus! Squid! Shrimp! Conger eel! 
Seared bluefin tuna! Tuna mayo sushi!

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I'm calling the police.

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Don't!

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Huh?

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Th-This gentleman is...

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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<b>Usaharu</b>

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The author of <i>Usaneko Club</i>...

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Usaharu-sensei!

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'Sup?

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Wait, do you know each other?

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N-N-N-Not at all!

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This man is like a god to me!

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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A national treasure of a creator!

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Nakama-san, please calm down.

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I read your manga! I watch your anime!

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I'm a huge fan!

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I know. The walls are thin.

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But a crime's a crime.

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No!

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So many people will be devastated 
if Usaharu-sensei gets arrested!

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Exactly!

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It'd be a huge loss to the entire world 
if something were to befall me!

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Sensei's works are humanity's treasure!

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The second sun that sheds 
light upon this planet!

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Whoa! You know what's up!

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I am deeply honored!

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Usaharu-sensei's work, <i>Usaneko Club</i>, 
is my all-time favorite manga!

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<b>Usaneko Club</b>

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He literally just broke through your wall.

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Whenever I'm stressed from work, 
reading <i>Usaneko Club</i> blows it all away!

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Okay, but he also blew your wall away.

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I'm sure there's a good 
explanation for that...

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Knowing a fan of mine is 
watching other anime

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while I'm slaving away at 
my manuscript next door...

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You should only be 
watching <i>Usaneko Club</i>.

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I didn't realize I was 
disrupting my lord's work!

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Let's acknowledge that what 
he's saying is insane, okay?

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<i>Tada-Oja.</i>

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Sorry for causing you trouble.

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Is it okay to leave things like this?

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His deadline's soon, 
so it's a war zone over there.

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Besides, knowing that the one banging 
on my wall was <i>Usaneko Club</i>'s author

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feels like good tidings or something 
advantageous for a disciple like me...

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<i>A sudden blizzard?!</i>

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Your "all-time favorite," was it?

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I think the art should be 
kept separate from the artist.

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But... it's all thanks to you that 
we solved this issue, Satsuki-san!

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To live between you 
and Usaharu-sensei...

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I really won the best-neighbor lottery!

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Call me immediately if you 
feel like you're in danger.

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Hey! I can hear you!

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Hey.

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Wake up, disciple.

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Nakama-san?! I heard a scream!

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I'm okay!

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I was just shocked to
 wake up next to Sensei!

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That's not okay at all.

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Hey.

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You got any food?

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I've been working for days 
on end without any food.

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That's not good!

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But it's the weekend, 
so I don't have much on hand...

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<i>Tada-Oja.</i>

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Here you go.

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<i>Oh, man! My god is...</i>

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<i>My god is eating in my otaku sanctuary!</i>

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<i>I guess even gods have to eat.</i>

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<i>Wait. What even is this situation?! 
A man's eating in my house!</i>

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<i>Should I have made risotto 
instead of rice porridge?</i>

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<i>I saw in Sensei's profile 
that he was born overseas.</i>

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Hey, Forehead.

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Y-Yes?!

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This is hella good!

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You got any more?

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O-Of course!

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Giving her orders and then praising her

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is typical of men who
 commit domestic violence.

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What?!

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Quit bitchin' at someone 
who's giving an honest response!

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I may not look it, 
but I'm actually grateful.

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Especially since I'm never able to 
eat decent food when I'm working.

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<i>He's right.</i>

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<i>This is Usaharu-sensei, a mega-popular 
author who's busy beyond imagination.</i>

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<i>I'm sure he lives a hard life.</i>

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<i>And yet, here I am,</i>

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<i>defenselessly watching shows 
made by other creators</i>

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<i>despite living in an adjacent environment 
separated by a single wall!</i>

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<i>I'm unworthy!</i>

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<i>I'm unworthy as his disciple!</i>

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Nakama-san?

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Um...

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Hm?

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Is there anything I can do to help you?

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If I can be of assistance 
to you, Sensei...

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I shall do anything!

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<i>Anything?!</i>

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Nakama-san.

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You know this man broke 
down your wall, right?

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B-But...

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He's the creator of the ultimate 
soul soother, <i>Usaneko Club</i>!

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And what about other anime?

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If you allow him to oppress you, 
you won't be able to watch anything else.

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Well...

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In that case, I'll wear headphones and 
stay as far away from the wall as possible

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and watch on my phone under a blanket.

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You can't possibly keep up 
with that lifestyle...

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He's asleep?

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<i>Tada-Oja.</i>

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He ate what he could 
and fell fast asleep.

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He really is a Neanderthal.

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He seems really tired, so 
we should let him rest for now.

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We should have kicked him out 
before he got used to us.

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Want to come to my place, then?

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Huh?

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Do you have <i>Idol Samurai</i> 
recorded, too?

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I record every channel, 
so I should have it.

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<i>I feel bad since my lord is sound asleep.</i>

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<i>Tada-Oja.</i>

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Pardon the intrusion...

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<i>Thanks to this strange turn of events,</i>

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<i>I've infiltrated a man's private 
space for the first time.</i>

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Wow!

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You're right next door, but your
 place is so much more spacious!

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I've been wondering...

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about your crisis-management skills.

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Huh?

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<i>This was his suggestion, 
but he seems kinda upset?!</i>

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You need to put your guard up more.

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I won't be following strangers!

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I have great trust in your 
grandma skills, Satsuki-san!

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"Grandma"?

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<i>Tada-Oja!</i>

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<i>You're hairy welcome 
to come again, topknot!</i>

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<i>Over yonder next to the flowering O-Edo...</i>

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Can I watch with you?

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Of course!

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Hm?

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Oh! Nothing!

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<i>Um...</i>

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<i>There are plenty of places he could sit...</i>

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<i>So why's he so close?!</i>

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<i>Is this the normal distance?!</i>

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<i>Well, I guess people sit 
this close on the train.</i>

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<i>But this is incredibly embarrassing!</i>

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<i>As a warrior, it stands 
to reason all the more!</i>

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<i>If this continues,</i>

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<i>it'll be not a handshake event,
but a seppuku event!</i>

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<i>The story's going off-track.</i>

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<i>The real world is so distracting 
that I can't focus on the 2-D world!</i>

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<i>I wanna go home!</i>

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Pfft!

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"Pfft"?

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Sorry.

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I was teasing you.

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People don't normally 
sit this close, right?

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You're so mean! You fail as a grandma!

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Sorry, sorry.

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But...

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I'm no grandma. I'm a big, bad wolf.

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Satsuki-san...

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Hey, damn it!

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You two...

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I'm peacefully asleep, 
and you have the nerve

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to watch some shitty anime 
on the other side of the wall?

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<i>We're in a pinch! A pinch!</i>

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<i>The most an Idol Samurai such as I—</i>

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Also!

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Also?

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Feed me.

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Huh?

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You said you'd do anything, 
so feed me your cooking!

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I wanna eat your food every day!

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Such an innocent smile!

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But...

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The food I cook isn't anything special.

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Huh? What do you mean?

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It was hella good!

19:38.150 --> 19:38.970
Huh?

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To be honest, I just had a dream about it.

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My brain is full of thoughts 
of your home-cooked meals.

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Isn't it just your belly that's full?

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I can pay for your labor and 
food for three people.

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You can count on that.

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Three people?

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Your boyfriend there would be mad if 
just the two of us ate together, right?

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Oh, yes! My boyfriend would...

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Huh?

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As your boyfriend, I'd be quite concerned

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if you were alone with a man like him.

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Hm?

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<i>Pretend to be your boyfriend... 
Pretend to be your boyfriend...</i>

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<i>We're continuing that bit?!</i>

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Besides!

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Meals aren't just for
 satisfying our bellies.

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Meal time is also the time to 
communicate and satisfy our hearts!

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You also gotta play games 
after our meals! Got it?!

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<i>He must be lonely!</i>

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It's the chef-sistant's duty to 
amplify their mangaka's lifestyle!

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<i>Chef-sistant?</i>

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<i>I'm to prepare Usaharu-sensei's meals?</i>

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Is that what you want to do, Nakama-san?

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Well, um...

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I'll support my girlfriend in 
whatever work she wishes to do.

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As a boyfriend.

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<i>This... This is what a boyfriend's like!</i>

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<i>But it's just an act!</i>

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<i>It's super effective!</i>

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<i>And that's how...</i>

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<i>a god, his disciple, 
and his disciple's pretend boyfriend</i>

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<i>began living together under 
unusual circumstances.</i>

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Ah, yes! Come on in!

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Pardon the intrusion.

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Pardon the intrusion.

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<i>At least until the walls get patched up.</i>

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Yes! Please intrude!

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Rinko
<u>Chef-sistant</u>

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<b>Otaku</b>

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Rinko
<u>Chef-sistant</u>

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<b>Otaku</b>

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Rinko
<u>Chef-sistant</u>

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<b>Otaku</b>

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<b>Otaku</b>

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Rinko
<u>Chef-sistant</u>

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<b>Continue</b>

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<b>Quit</b>

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<b>Want to be friends?</b>

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<b>Yes</b>

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<b>No</b>

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<b>Yes</b>

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<b>No</b>

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Rinko
<u>Chef-sistant</u>

22:15.580 --> 22:18.710
<b>Otaku</b>

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Rinko
<u>Chef-sistant</u>

22:19.090 --> 22:22.220
<b>Otaku</b>

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Rinko
<u>Chef-sistant</u>

22:22.670 --> 22:25.800
<b>Otaku</b>

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Rinko
<u>Chef-sistant</u>

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<b>Otaku</b>

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<b>Continue</b>

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<b>Quit</b>

22:45.030 --> 22:50.030
<b>Next Episode</b>

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<b>Starting with a Pretend Boyfriend?!</b>

22:45.030 --> 22:50.030
<b>Starting with a Pretend Boyfriend?!</b>

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<i>Next episode:</i>

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<i>"Starting with a Pretend Boyfriend?!"</i>
