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<b>OSHI NO KO</b>

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Catch anything,

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Ichigo Saitou-san?

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Tch. Not you again.

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I'm no agency president anymore.

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What's the problem?

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You saw Ai as a daughter, and now 
her daughter's coming to see you.

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I know you're delighted deep down.

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I'm telling you to leave me alone.

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You're not getting away.

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After all, you were the one 
closest to Mom,

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which means you're the one 
closest to the truth.

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I'm not letting you get away 
until I find out who killed her.

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Tell me who my father is.

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Like I keep saying, I don't know.

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If I knew, I would've killed him myself.

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Then give me the contact details of 
everyone who was involved with her!

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Hell no!

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I know you'd just go pester 
every one of them!

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Even the bottom-feeders of sixteen 
years ago will be big shots now.

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If you go and get on their bad side, 
who d'you think'll face the brunt of it?

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You know it's Miyako who's running 
Strawberry Productions now.

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I'm starting to become 
a big name myself, okay?

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Yeah, right. Compared to other 
underground idols, maybe.

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You're so unknown that if you 
got caught underage drinking,

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not even the sleaziest tabloids 
would bother covering it.

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Then will you introduce me 
once I'm more popular?

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If I become a big enough name 
that <i>they</i> want to see <i>me</i>,

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you'll introduce us, right?

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Sure.

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Remember that. It's a promise.

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Okay, now teach me how to promote myself.

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Use your own brain for once.

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You used my idea last time, too.

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Oh, right! I did what you said, 
and I landed the reporter gig!

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On <i>Dig Deep! Chase the Impawsible</i>?!

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Way to go! That show has a lot 
of industry eyeballs on it!

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If you make your mark, 
you'll land more gigs...

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What?

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You know, I trust your skills. 
You once ran a talent agency.

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B-Komachi went from a no-name idol group 
to almost performing at the Tokyo Dome.

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And I don't think it was just 
Mom who took them there.

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Tell me. What do I have to do 
to become a bigger name?

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You won't get anywhere 
if you don't perform when called upon.

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Make your character stand out on the show.

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Ruby here, reporting from the scene!

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I'm coming to you live today!

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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<b>Aqua Hoshino</b>

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<b>Oosako</b>

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<b>Yagi</b>

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Yay! Are you seeing this, bro?

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Take a look at Aqua, for example.

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Stop putting my sister on the show.

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I see enough of her at home already.

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<b>Aqua Hoshino</b>

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<b>Oosako</b>

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<b>Yagi</b>

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He's playing up his toxic, 
cool-guy character.

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Whenever anybody says something stupid,

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put him on the spot, 
and he'll cut them down to size.

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<b>Emcee
Sawa</b>

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If the others are aware of that, 
they'll make sure those lines go to him.

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Having a clearly defined character 
is vital in variety talk shows.

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My character...

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Would that be 
"cute, clever, and considerate"?

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Try "dumb, disrespectful, and defiant."

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Lean into that more.

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Make everything you say 
and do seem stupid.

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Put your all into playing the clown.

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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<b><u>Performer Survey</u></b>

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<b><u>What do you believe this show needs most right now?</u></b>

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<b><u>Tell us about something fun that happened in your life recently.</u></b>

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The surveys they do 
can play a big role in that.

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Don't even think about writing 
something run-of-the-mill.

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It's okay to embellish a bit.

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Just make sure you give them 
some absurdly stupid anecdotes.

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<i>Ruby, you look like you've 
got it all figured out.</i>

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<i>Have you made any silly mistakes lately?</i>

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<i>There it is.</i>

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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"Silly mistakes"? Not at all.

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Oh...

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I did almost set my home 
on fire the other day.

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<i>Huh? How'd you manage that?</i>

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<i>I heard my friend got into making soap, 
and I wanted to give it a shot, too.</i>

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So I tried to boil hand soap in a pot.

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<i>Girl, you got issues.</i>

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It burned like crazy, 
and the fire alarm went off!

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The whole apartment was filled with smoke!

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Yeah, well, I'm not surprised! 
Why'd you think that was a good idea?!

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I mean, hand soap is basically 
soap dissolved in water.

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I figured if I boiled off 
the water, I'd have soap.

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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Okay, you must be stupid.

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<b>Aqua Hoshino</b>

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<b>Oosako</b>

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<b>Yagi</b>

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<b>Mizuno</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<b>Please don't try this at home.</b>

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<i>Who, me?</i>

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<i>Isn't that about the time you put 
detergent in the pot instead of oil?</i>

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<i>You embellished that so much,
it became a totally different story.</i>

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<i>Are you dumb? Are you?</i>

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I'm not, okay?!

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<i>Aqua's sharp tongue 
might come in handy right now.</i>

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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<b>Dig Deep!
Chase the Impawsible!!</b>

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<i>Do you think I'm stupid too, Onii-chan?</i>

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Obviously.

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The fact that we share the same genes 
makes it hard to sleep at night.

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<i>You meanie!</i>

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<i>Okay, yeah, she's way too good at this.</i>

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<i>Somebody's telling her what to do.</i>

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<i>I see. So Ruby-chan 
can play that kind of character.</i>

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<i>I can pitch ideas 
that make better use of it.</i>

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There's one more important thing.

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Be nice to assistant directors.

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They'll be directors in the future.

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If you wanna make it big, 
you need to be calculating.

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Yoshizumi-san!

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Another scorcher today, 
huh, Yoshizumi-san?

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Have some tea, Yoshizumi-san!

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<b>Oy Ocha</b>

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How do you spend your 
days off, Yoshizumi-san?

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<i>Ruby-chan's really been 
buttering me up lately.</i>

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<i>But why? Why would a rookie idol 
new to TV butter up an AD?</i>

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<i>Could it be... I'm her type?</i>

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<i>She's into my gloomy, immoral look?!</i>

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Are you getting enough sleep, 
Yoshizumi-san?

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You always look so worn out 
that it's worrying.

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Huh? Uh, do I?

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Is it true that ADs line up chairs 
and nap every chance they get?

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Oh, uh, it might've been 
true in the old days.

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<b>Sending Captions for Report Segment</b>

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<b>Dear Urushibara-sama,


Yoshizumi here.
I'm attaching the captions to this email.
Please check and confirm.

Shun Yoshizumi</b>

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<b>Report Segment Captions.docx</b>

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<b>Send</b>

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But these days, just like 
in other companies,

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we get yelled at by HR 
if we do overtime.

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The rules have gotten a lot stricter.

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Huh?

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Really doesn't look like it to me.

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Well, this team has a lot of 
old-fashioned industry vets.

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Yoshizumi!

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I told you to finish the captions for the 
report segment by the top of the hour!

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I upped them just now!

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Took you long enough! You know 
I'm the one who has to edit that!

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I'm sorry!

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And how're we on perms for covering 
restaurants that turn down all media?

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They all turned us down!

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You fool!

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Getting them to agree is your job!

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If you can't do that, then quit!

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It's guys like you 
who drag the rest of us down!

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Do you get that?!

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I'm sorry... I'm sorry!

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Oh, that'll be Director Urushibara 
from the production company.

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"Production company"?

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The station's creative teams 
can't do everything,

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so production staff from external 
companies often help out with shows.

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Urushibara's a director from one of those.

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Are directors important?

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You really don't know anything, huh?

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Variety talk shows like this usually 
divide the work among four teams or units.

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<b>Variety Show Staff Responsibilities

Writers
-> Pitch ideas, write scripts

Researchers
-> Do background research
\h\h\h\h(mostly interns)

Creative Director
-> Manages overall creative for the show

Producer
-> Person in charge / Manages budget
\h\h\h\h/ QCs final product

Assistant Producer
-> Handles casting and
\h\h\h\hprovides misc. support

Unit Directors
-> Produce and edit episodes
\h\h\h\hthey're in charge of

Chief Assistant Directors
-> Manage schedule

Assistant Directors
-> Errand boys</b>

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Several units work under 
the producer and creative director.

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A director leads his unit, 
and ADs help him out.

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Huh... I thought the same team 
made the show every time.

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Director Urushibara used to work 
for a flagship TV station,

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but he got himself in trouble 
and wound up fired.

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I hear he moved to his current 
production company after that.

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Ah.

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Even now, one of his ADs 
had to go on break,

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leaving just one to handle all the duties.

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I see.

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I'm surprised you're asking 
about the crew.

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What brought this on?

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I just thought I should be 
a good professional, is all.

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Shouldn't you be happy 
about that, Onii-chan?

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I guess you're right.

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<i>An AD's job is very simple.</i>

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<i>We do everything we're told to do.</i>

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<i>We go location scouting, 
research stories and topics,</i>

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<i>get onlookers to leave,</i>

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<i>pretend to be cameramen,</i>

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<b>Tetsu Urushibara


No subject


Are you done with the first cut?</b>

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<b>Tetsu Urushibara


RE: Fixes


Decided to go with the previous version. Revert it.</b>

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<i>get forced to help the directors out,</i>

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<i>arrange for extras, on-site lunches, 
and transportation,</i>

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<i>make copies, make coffee, and carry stuff.</i>

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<i>If they tell us to, 
we even clean bathrooms.</i>

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<i>Even when I get home,</i>

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<i>I do overtime in secret.</i>

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<i>The youth don't watch much TV these days.</i>

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<i>Production budgets are less 
than half of what they used to be,</i>

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<i>and though we have fewer staff,</i>

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<i>shooting three or four episodes 
in a row is the new standard.</i>

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Yoshizumi, we've confirmed 
the next Digging Deep segment.

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We'll be covering cosplayers.

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Right... Summer Comiket is coming up.

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You know that anime 
that's all the rage right now?

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Tokyo Gray? Tokyo Clone?

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You mean <i>Tokyo Blade</i>?

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Yeah, that.

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If we get people 
to cosplay that, it'll look good.

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What about copyright?

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If we're making people cosplay it for us, 
we'll probably need to get permission.

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Yeah, I'll talk to the anime 
department for us.

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It'll be fine. <i>Tokyo Blade</i> streams 
on the site's anime channel anyway.

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Okay, I'll put together a list of 
cosplayers who accept media interviews.

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Just so you know, 
regular cosplayers won't cut it.

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Our show streams online, 
so use that advantage.

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Nobody wants to see amateurs droning on 
about their love for the franchise.

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Hit up cosplayers who show skin online 
to rack up membership income,

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or ones who make money 
by selling their own DVDs.

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Get me people we can get 
some spicy details from.

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All these cosplayers 
are thirsty for validation.

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This'll get their names out there.

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Just go around sending DMs on Twitter, 
and we'll get ten on board in no time.

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<i>Ten...?</i>

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<b>I'm terribly sorry!</b>

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<i>I'm terribly sorry!</i>

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<i>I'm part of a </i>Blue Summer<i> group cosplay 
for this year's Summer Comiket.</i>

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<b>I'm part of a <i>Blue Summer</i> group cosplay
for this year's Summer Comiket.
I won't be cosplaying <i>Tokyo Blade</i>...</b>

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<i>I won't be cosplaying </i>Tokyo Blade<i>.</i>

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<b>Our circle is a purely hobbyist cosplay group,
and many of our members are working adults
who don't want to appear on TV...</b>

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<i>Our circle is a purely 
hobbyist cosplay group,</i>

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<i>and many of our members are working 
adults who don't want to appear on TV.</i>

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<b>I shop my photos like crazy.
I don't look like this IRL lmao.</b>

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<b>I'll have to pass this time >_<</b>

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<i>I shop my photos like crazy. 
I don't look like this IRL, lmao.</i>

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<i>I'll have to pass this time! >_<</i>

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"Get ten on board in no time"? 
Are you kidding me?

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The cosplay community is full of people 
who wouldn't touch TV with a ten-foot pole.

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And Summer Comiket is next week...

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I don't think I'm gonna get 
any sleep tonight, either.

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That's one gloomy face.

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What's the matter? Did you get 
stuck with another tough job?

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Is there anything I can help with?

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Oh, uh...

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Well...

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You wouldn't happen to cosplay, 
would you, Ruby-chan?

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I should've brought an umbrella.

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Aqua-kun.

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What's this? You came to pick me up?

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I mean, it's raining.

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And you told me you were filming 
close to my place, so I thought why not.

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Oho? Mmm?

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What?

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Nothing.

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Under one umbrella, 'ella, 'ella.

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Wait, I brought one for you.

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Don't want it!

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Sheesh.

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<i>I knew...</i>

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<i>I knew that Aqua-kun 
was attracted to Kana-chan.</i>

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<i>I realized it ages ago.</i>

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<i>The reason he decided 
to go out with me and not her</i>

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<i>is probably not very nice 
to think about, so I try not to.</i>

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<i>And honestly, 
I don't really care that much.</i>

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<i>Because he's really good to me, 
and that's all that matters.</i>

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<i>He's always thinking of me, 
and he never leaves me on read.</i>

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<i>On rainy days, he comes to 
pick me up with an umbrella.</i>

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<i>He's being a great boyfriend.</i>

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<i>Personally, that's all I really need.</i>

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<i>Wishing for more would just be greedy.</i>

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<i>I hear he hasn't met Kana-chan in ages, 
and he's even gone no-contact with her.</i>

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<i>It's so overkill that it shows how much 
she's on his mind, which annoys me a bit.</i>

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<i>But I can see it as part of his process 
for sorting out his feelings.</i>

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<i>It tells me how genuine 
he's trying to be with me,</i>

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<i>so I can live with it.</i>

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<b>Kurokawa</b>

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What time do you start tomorrow?

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I have to be at the Fuchu studio at 9 AM.

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Oh, that's pretty early.

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Take a bath and go 
straight to bed tonight.

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I will. Thanks, Aqua-kun.

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Bye.

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<i>I was supposed to be a fake girlfriend 
from a reality show.</i>

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<i>But Aqua-kun the liar is doing 
his best not to lie to me now.</i>

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<i>That makes me happy.</i>

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<i>I don't hate the idea of gradually 
turning lies to truth.</i>

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<i>But...</i>

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<i>If he cheats on me with some other girl,</i>

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<i>he's a dead man.</i>

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<i>I know you're a chick magnet 
and you like it, okay?</i>

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Pout... pout...

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<i>I've got my eyes on you!</i>

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Me? Appear as a cosplayer?

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<i>Dig Deep</i>'s doing a story on cosplayers,

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but they're having a hard time 
getting people to appear.

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You said you were interested 
in the show, so I thought I'd ask.

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Listen 'ere...

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Sure, I do wear costumes 
for mag shoots at times,

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but I do it as a pin-up model.

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I've never worn costumes 
at events'n stuff.

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Profilin' me as a cosplayer 
feels like a lie, no?

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A lie, huh?

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I guess so.

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But hey.

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It's still a TV job, you know? 
Wouldn't turning it down be a waste?

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You've got an established character, 
and I think you'd shine onscreen!

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I hear <i>Dig Deep</i> has a great writing team 
and has lots of industry eyeballs on it!

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If this goes well, 
it might land you more gigs!

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Well, you've got a point there.

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Of course, it's only if you wanna do it.

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I'll be there as the cosplay reporter,

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and I just think it'd be cool 
to work with you.

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Lemme check with my manager.

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Sure!

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<i>I </i>have<i> been stuck doing pin-up shoots 
and not branchin' out much lately.</i>

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<i>So this is a good opportunity.</i>

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<i>But cosplay's a fragile world that depends
on rightsholders turnin' a blind eye.</i>

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<b>No Pairing Shots</b>

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<i>It's got a lot of community rules 
and etiquette to follow.</i>

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<b>No Low-Angle Shots</b>

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<b>No Street</b>

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<b>Photography</b>

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<b>Plug Gun Muzzles</b>

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<b>No Long Props</b>

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<b>Skin-Colored Tights</b>

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<b>Required</b>

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<b>No Unedited Photos</b>

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<b>No Uploading</b>

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<b>to Social Media</b>

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<i>This might get messy if I ain't careful.</i>

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<i>I always thought Ruby hated fake-y 
stuff like this more than anybody.</i>

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<i>I hope the dirty business world 
hasn't started to change her.</i>

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<b>m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100</b>

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<b>Today

Thank you so much for getting in touch!
However, I don't have a <i>Tokyo Blade</i>
costume ready for this year's Summer
Comiket, and I'm not especially keen
on appearing on TV right now, either.


I'm afraid I'll have to turn you down
this time. I'm very sorry!</b>

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Another rejection.

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There's gotta be someone good out there.

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Nii-chan, do you have a Type-C cable?

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Hopefully one that's 
Thunderbolt certified.

17:28.970 --> 17:29.800
Yeah.

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What's it for?

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I wanna see if I can make 
my 3D model move using VR.

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Huh?

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Mimi, I need your help.

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<b>Mimi's Room</b>

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What?!

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N-No way! I'm not going on TV!

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I-I only cosplay at home, 
and I edit my pics a lot!

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Please! Your cosplay account's 
got a bunch of followers!

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I think the director will be fine with it!

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Wha?!

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Besides, did you forget what I do?

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My voice would give me away!

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<i>Mimi Yoshizumi, my little sister, 
is a cosplayer and VTuber.</i>

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<i>VTubers are people who use 
3DCG or Live2D technology</i>

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<i>to sync their motion-tracked 
bodies to virtual avatars,</i>

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<i>which they then use to stream online.</i>

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<i>Major VTuber agencies have gone on 
to cross 200 billion in market cap.</i>

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<b>Valuation Measures
Market Cap:
Shares Issued:
Dividend Yield (Projected):
Dividend Per Share (Projected):
Price to Earnings Ratio (Projected):</b>

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<b>\h
205,472,000,000 yen
65,630,400
1.85%
65.00 yen
34.40</b>

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<i>They're making waves in 
the metaverse market, too.</i>

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<i>It's a glamorous industry at a glance...</i>

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<i>but the movement has reached maturity.</i>

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<i>There are over 10,000 
VTubers at the moment.</i>

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<i>The market is clearly saturated.</i>

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<b>Suzune Komimi</b>

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<b>311K subscribers</b>

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<b>Subscribe</b>

18:39.660 --> 18:44.870
<b>Join</b>

18:39.660 --> 18:44.870
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<b>Latest     Popular     Oldest</b>

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Stream</b>

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<b>Karaoke</b>

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<b>Requests OK!</b>

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<b>Attempting the Scariest
Horror Game!</b>

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<b>Chill Chatting</b>

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<i>Mimi's VTuber name is Suzune Komimi. 
She has over 300K subscribers.</i>

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<i>I got worried about my sister, 
who was a shut-in doing cosplay streams,</i>

18:50.920 --> 18:55.120
<i>so I told her to give VTubing, which was 
just getting popular back then, a shot.</i>

18:56.150 --> 18:59.900
<i>Three years have passed 
with me acting as her manager,</i>

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<i>and now she does gaming streams 
pretty much every day.</i>

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I know your old cosplay 
account is still active!

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<b>Nekomimi</b>

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<b>Nekomimi</b>

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<b>Good Morning China Dress <3</b>

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<b>Nekomimi</b>

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<b>I'll make this another purr-fect day <3</b>

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You upload home cosplay pics 
every now and then!

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How do you know that?!

19:11.670 --> 19:13.480
How could I not? I'm your big brother.

19:13.480 --> 19:15.200
You even cosplayed Tsurugi, right?

19:15.580 --> 19:18.360
I've seen how much you 
bitch about me on here,

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but if you go on the show, 
I'll forget about all of it.

19:22.650 --> 19:25.160
Th-That's so unfair.

19:25.650 --> 19:28.120
How's it going? 
Did you get enough cosplayers?

19:28.120 --> 19:30.360
Uh, somehow.

19:30.360 --> 19:33.630
Minami Kotobuki-san's agency 
gave us the go-ahead, too.

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We'll be okay, I think.

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Yeah? Glad to hear it.

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Who'll I be cosplaying as on the day?

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A <i>Tokyo Blade</i> side character.

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Oh, wow!

19:44.640 --> 19:46.600
Getting perms for that 
must've been a hassle.

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I guess?

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I don't handle that stuff, though.

19:51.320 --> 19:53.570
My brother was saying...

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<i>Tokyo Blade</i> is notoriously hard 
to get perms for.

19:58.030 --> 20:01.630
Abiko-sensei, the creator, 
is really difficult to please,

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so her editor turns down most requests.

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Huh... Really?

20:09.730 --> 20:13.170
<i>I'd better check, just in case.</i>

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Here's a list of the cosplayers 
we'll be interviewing tomorrow.

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Ooh.

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This one's cute.

20:22.680 --> 20:27.080
Oh, she's from Kureha's agency. 
No wonder she's stacked.

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I like this one, too.

20:29.370 --> 20:32.110
Yoshizumi? She has the 
same last name as you.

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So, uh... I just want to 
confirm one last time.

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Are we good to go with the 
<i>Tokyo Blade</i> cosplays tomorrow?

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Do we have the green light?

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Actually, I dunno.

20:50.280 --> 20:51.210
Huh?

20:51.210 --> 20:52.210
Hang on a sec.

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Urushibara here. 
Sorry for calling out of the blue.

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It's about the <i>Tokyo Blade</i> 
perms we talked about.

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Right.

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Oh, is that so? Got it!

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Yes, we'll be okay. Goodbye.

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Yeah, we didn't get perms.

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H-Hey, that changes everything!

21:17.690 --> 21:21.030
I've asked all the cosplayers 
to wear <i>Tokyo Blade</i> costumes!

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Just have them wear something else!

21:24.300 --> 21:26.200
At the last second?

21:26.200 --> 21:31.520
And I told you I'd ask for perms but 
to have a backup plan just in case!

21:32.530 --> 21:34.460
<i>He never said that!</i>

21:34.460 --> 21:37.400
Anyway, contact the cosplayers.

21:37.400 --> 21:39.920
Have them wear original 
or free-to-use costumes.

21:40.650 --> 21:43.930
Ask them to make it like 
<i>Tokyo Blade</i> but slightly different.

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Okay?

21:49.640 --> 21:52.690
What the heck? 
Bit late for that, don't you think?

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We don't have a choice.

21:55.350 --> 21:58.520
I'm sending apologies 
left and right now...

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What do we do about Ruby-chan's costume?!

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There's no way we can make 
a new costume now, okay?

22:05.210 --> 22:08.670
But I can't put a cast member 
in just any costume!

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Oh, for crying out loud.

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I have some free-size costumes! Use those!

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How tall is she?

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Sorry! You're a lifesaver!

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<b>Episode 26










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