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This is your perfect world, huh?

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Guards, arrest that woman. That isn't me.

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I can't believe you didn't realize
we're in Nazi world.

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Come on.
How was I supposed to notice that?

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Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me.

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Because of the copies of Mein Kampf
on every desk?

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Think I'd be this buff
if I looked at books?

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-Ma'am.
-Or the giant fucking mural of Hitler?

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Fuck. How'd I miss that?

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Ma'am, please put your hands
above your head.

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Chris, what are you doing?
Get away from her.

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Emilia, I think we should break up.

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What? Why?

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Because of what I'm about to do.

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The Sons of Liberty?

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-Right.
-Who are they?

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The only resistance this world has
to the worldwide Nazi oppressors.

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-Nazis?
-Yes.

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Ever since the Nazis won World War II--

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-Whoa!
-What?

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The Nazis won World War II here?

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Yes.

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That's the craziest thing
I've heard since I found out

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Cheeri-ohs has an H on the end.

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What happened where you're from?

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Cheeri-o ends with an O,
how it's supposed to.

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No, I mean with the Nazis.

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Yeah, the Americans won.

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I don't know who they teamed up with,

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but I'm, like, 99 percent sure
it wasn't the Nazis.

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You must live in, like, a utopia.

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I mean, anything anyone
has here is at the expense

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of those who are considered outsiders,

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forced to toil away in camps
their entire lives.

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Well, that's whack.

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Like, I couldn't just stand by
and watch it happening

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without trying to make a difference.

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That's how I feel
when somebody does graffiti.

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That's not yours to draw on.

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That seems a little different.

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I just remembered something.

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What?

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I came here with a person
who's technically Black.

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Technically? Like, you can't tell?

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No, you can fully tell.

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That was, like, one of the first things
I noticed about her.

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Shit, we better go.

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-What?
-Now!

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If they find your friend,
you will never see her again.

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Dad, everything okay?
I'm kind of in the middle of something.

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Drop it. This is more important.

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What?

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I'll tell you when you get here.
But hurry.

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Get her. She's getting away!

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Come on, hurry up.

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Zippity-zap, bitches!

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-Judomaster?
-Come on.

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Shit!

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Both of you,

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put your hands above your heads!

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-Wrap your arms around me.
-What?

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Just do it.

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Fuck!

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What the fuck, Chris?
We went through glass.

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I was aiming for the door.

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I just haven't learned how to adjust it

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-for carrying someone.
-Jesus.

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Hey, how big's the door
back to our world?

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I don't know. Why?

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I wanna bring my Peace-cycle with me.
Shit!

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Stop or I'll shoot.

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Don't move!

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Dad!

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In the kitchen!

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Hey, this is all some sort of mistake.

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Who the fuck is that?

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I'm a casual thief
who broke into the house

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and then made up some shit
because I was stabbed.

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-Nothing I said was true.
-You didn't make anything up.

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Shit.

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You're like a human lie detector.

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Let's go. Come here.

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Fuck!

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Kid, we've got problems.

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What?

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Your brother, Keith.

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I think he's dead.

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I-- I just saw him at ARGUS.

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That ain't your brother.

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And we've been wondering
why he's been acting so weird lately.

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It's because he came in
through the library.

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No, that-- that's not possible. Dad...

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Keith, I never talked to you boys
about this,

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but I saw my own doppelganger in there
years ago,

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and there was something...

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not right about him,

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something cruel, like he came from a world
that was a dark version of ours.

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Eagly!

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Look what they did.

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Get them.

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Kill them, Eagly.

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Go get 'em, Eagly.

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Go!

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Fuck me!

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Fucker.

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If that ain't your brother,
then he's out there.

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We have to get to him
before the authorities do,

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because if he tells anybody

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that we have a dimensional portal
in our house, we are fucked.

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Everything we've worked for is over.

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-I'll kill him.
-We gotta find him first.

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You with me?

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Emilia.

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Emilia?

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It's Emilia, too.

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She's not herself, either.

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I saw her this morning in his bedroom,
standing there, talking to herself.

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She was wearing... pants.

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-Dad?
-Pants?

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I've known that girl for ten years.

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I've never seen her wear pants.

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There was something off
about her the whole time.

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She never heard of Helloween.

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-That ain't possible.
-Yeah.

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Okay.

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However many there are,
then we gotta round them all up.

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And you gotta keep your head on straight.

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You were always the son that can do that.

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Don't let me down, okay?

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Let's go suit up.

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What is this place?

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The owners are out of town, so...
I took it.

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Found another couple places
with no one home, but...

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this one had the most snacks.

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Followed Pissmaker into this dimension.

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Got trapped.

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You know the code to get back out?

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I guess I should, but no.

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People with me do.

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Why'd you save me?

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Didn't seem like a fair fight.

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Thanks.

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That was the most people
I ever killed in a swimming pool

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-with a telephone wire.
-Yeah?

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What was the second-most amount of people

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you've ever killed in a swimming pool

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-with a telephone wire?
-Four.

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Remember that time you tasered me, like...

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a thousand times?

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Yeah.

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Sorry.

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No. I don't want a piece of string.

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You thought I wanted a piece of string?

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No, I wanted you to beat those guys up

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so they don't kill all of us.

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Maybe you could get me a knife.

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You are unbelievably fucking selfish,
Eagly.

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What the hell is up with this place?

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I just went on a walk and...

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Nazis won World War II here.

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I've been reading
all the history books on the bookshelf.

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You don't want to be a minority here.

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Or gay. Or Buddhist.
Or... anything I am, really.

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And, also,
Cheetos with an H on the end...

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aren't nearly as good.

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Jesus Christ.

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Him, they love.

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So, what the fuck do we do now?

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Wait for nightfall,
then we try to sneak back to the mansion,

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find your friends,
and get out of this fucked-up dimension.

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Yeah.

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You play Scrabble?

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It's called Scrobble here.

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That's random.

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None of this shit makes sense.

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-Police!
-Freeze!

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-Don't move!
-Stop!

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Hold it right there!

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Get on the ground!

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The two of you want to live,

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you come with us now.

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That the guy?

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Luthor says that's the guy.

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Sydney Happersen.

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MIT super genius.

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Literally wrote the book
on dimensional interconnectivity.

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Then he threw it all away
to come work with Luthor.

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So, this is Lex Luthor's
communications hub,

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-where he fought Superman?
-Yeah.

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This was my bay.

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We got juice in here?

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We're plugged in and ready to go.

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Okay. So...

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you want me to find rifts?

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That's right.

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Luthor said you could scan
and track down dimensional portals

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with this baby.

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-Portals?
-Yeah.

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Yeah, probably.

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Good.

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Okay.

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Well, why should I?

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What?

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Do I get, like,
time off my sentence or something?

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-No.
-Well, then...

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I don't mean to be antagonistic, but...

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what's my reason for helping you?

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I don't know, Happersen.

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Luthor said tell him just to do it,

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and you would do it.

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I can go back and tell him
that his boy let him down.

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No.

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I was just asking.

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Was there some particular area
you wanted me to scan?

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Start with Washington State.
Go from there.

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Okay.

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There.

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There what?

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I have a ping.

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Washington State

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in... Evergreen.

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That is an open portal.

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-Holy shit.
-And it's not our tech.

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It's different.
Ours always had a... wobble.

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A wobble?

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An unstable connection.

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We could never keep it open
for more than a few minutes

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without it collecting dimensional detritus
and eventually collapsing.

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But this one,

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it seems secure.

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Fuck, yes.

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Smiley, get a printout of this to Fleury.

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Tell him to hurry to that location.

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-Go.
-Yes, sir.

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Good fucking job, Happersen.

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-Thank you.
-I may keep you around.

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Think we've finally got this fucker.

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Yeah, so if Keeya can't accept my dreams,

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I don't know what kind of partner that is,
right?

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She's crushing me, man.

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Maybe you can't accept her dreams.

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What?

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You said her dream was for the two of you
to own a pet store.

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Can you accept that?

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So, who's crushing who?

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I can't believe Chris thought
this was the good dimension.

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For that piece of shit, maybe it is.

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He ain't a piece of shit.

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Jingoistic garbage person

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with the musical taste

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of the next-door boy from Toy Story.

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Listen, listen, Rip.

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I thought the same thing
about his musical taste at first,

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but you ever listen to Hanoi Rocks?

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No.

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Man, they're pretty incredible.

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"Cruel Intentions."

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"Hardcore Superstar."

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He turned me
onto a lot of beautiful stuff.

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I just had to open my mind up a little

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and get past the parts that were cheesy.

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But that's what Chris is like.

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You just got to open your mind up a little
and get past the parts that are cheesy.

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And then you find

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he's about...

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about the sweetest guy there is.

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And, you know,

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he's my best friend, so...

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I can't just sit here
and let you malign him,

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even though you saved my life.

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If he's so awesome,
why'd he move to Nazi world?

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I didn't say he was smart.

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I'm sure he didn't even notice.

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The sad part is, I'm not so sure

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this Nazi world is as different
from our own world as we wish it was.

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Damn straight.

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Man, if I would have known
you was this cool,

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I never would have tasered you.

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Quit trying to change the subject

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from me winning this game by a lot.

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Fuck. I suck at Scrobble.

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Darkness is here.

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You ready?

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Dude, I'm sorry
he fucking stabbed me in my hand.

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I mean, wait,
I don't know who these people are.

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Who's that girl?

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What's this weird costume he's wearing?

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I'm unfamiliar with it.

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-Good save, John.
-Fuck.

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All right, you.

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What the fuck is going on here?

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Girl, I see where you're looking.

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I heard you got moves,
but you ain't got that.

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-You think?
-I think.

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Hey, just let them go.
They have nothing to do with this.

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We're not going without you, Chris.

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That's just not gonna happen.

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Unless there's no other options.

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Then in that case, yeah,
we might go without him.

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-Dude.
-I'm just saying.

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Just explain to me what is happening here.

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With?

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How did you get here in the first place?

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I stumbled in here by chance.

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And I never meant to hurt anyone.
I just wanted to look around.

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I was drunk.

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And I was freaked out by, like--

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Things that was the same
and the things that was different.

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Yeah.

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So, I went outside for some air,
and that's when Keith drove up.

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My brother died when I was a kid, okay?
He was my best friend.

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I just wanted to see
how he would have turned out.

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And my other son, Chris,
how did you come across him?

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I was in his bedroom,
and he snuck up behind me.

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He had a gun pointed
at the back of my head,

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and he was ready to shoot.
I acted on instinct.

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And I stopped him, and I ran.

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I was trying to leave.

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-I didn't want to kill him--
-But you did.

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You fucking killed my brother.

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Keith, pull it back now. You promised me.

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I'm sorry.

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Fuck you!

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This isn't gonna stand, Dad.

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Keith, stop it.

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Look, he was on top
of me, all right?

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I saw this thruster on the front
of his costume, and I just hit it.

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And he flew off, all right?

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He flew up into some protuberance
jutting out of the QUC.

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-So, it was an accident?
-Fuck that.

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Why'd you come back here?

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I wanted to feel
what it felt like to have a family.

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You, Emilia Junior.

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How many more are in your party?

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Fuck.

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Yeah.

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Mr. Smith, Larry Fitzgibbon, Evergreen PD.

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I'm really sorry about this.
I'm a big fan.

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But is your son here?

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No, he ain't here. Sorry.

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I'm really sorry, sir, but...

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would it be okay
if we came in and took a look around?

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You want to look around in my house?

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Sir, your son was involved
with some violence down at ARGUS today.

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And not long after,
he was at least in the vicinity

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when 15 police officers lost their lives.

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Yeah, sorry, but I can't let you in.

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Come on, it's just a matter of time.

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It won't take long
until the judge issues us a warrant,

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and then we're gonna be right back.

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Then, kid, get your warrant.

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Well, if your son is innocent,
wouldn't it just be better--

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I never said he was innocent.

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But he ain't here.

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So, you're not coming into my house.

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Now, get off my porch. All of you.

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Get back up off my property
and into the street.

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How the hell are we gonna
get past all of them?

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Ads!

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What the fuck?

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Hey, don't worry. It's me.
And this is other me.

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Hey, nice to meet you.

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What are you with this guy for?

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I hate this fucking guy.

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This little fucking guy.

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You hate me because I fucked you up?

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No, you snuck up on me saying karate shit,
wearing green.

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What does green have to do with karate?

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What's that symbol on your chest mean?

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It looks like someone
splashed their cum on you.

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-Why do you want to splash cum on me?
-I don't. Fuck.

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That... that isn't what I meant.

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Yeah, and if he did,

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it would probably be
as a joke anyway, you fuck.

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He's all right, Vij. Calm down.

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All right, fine.

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I will try to get over it for your sake.

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-Yeah, me too.
-Okay.

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Hey, Ads.

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Guess which one of us is me
and which one is alternate-world me?

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The one that is talking is you.

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Fuck, that's right.

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She had a 50-50 chance, though.

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Hey, Ads, his favorite Pokémon

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is also Infernape.

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That's something I don't care about.

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Yeah, but what are the chances?

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You forgot to tell her

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-that we came to save her.
-Right. Yeah.

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Nazis took over the world,
so we came to save you.

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Great, I'm saved.

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How are we gonna get in this house?

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Let's kill the cops.

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Such a good idea. Let's kill the cops.

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I'm cool with killing the cops.

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Fuck me.

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Can't we just sneak in first?

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-I guess.
-I guess.

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Man, this is weird.

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That doesn't answer the question.

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How many more of you
came through that door?

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And what I'm saying is,
why the fuck should we tell you?

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Well, we saved your life.
Shouldn't we get some credit for that?

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You saved our lives by murdering
a couple dozen innocent people.

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Cops around here ain't innocent, girlie.

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Far from it.

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That's the first thing
you gotta learn about this place.

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There's two more besides us.

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-Is one of them a Black woman?
-Why?

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I saw her. I was chasing her.

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Why the fuck were you doing that, Keith?

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I thought she got out, Dad.

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That's not what we're supposed to do.

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Jesus, haven't you boys
ever learned anything?

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That woman is my best friend.
I'm not gonna let anything happen to her.

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I didn't say anything
was gonna happen to her.

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Did the girl get away?

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Neighborhood thread says she did, yeah.

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All right then,
we're going to wait here a bit

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until your friends come back.

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And when they do, you're all gonna go

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through that door
back to where you belong.

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You're never going to return here ever.
You understand?

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'Cause I'm changing that fucking keypad.

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-No fucking way, Dad.
-Keith.

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This motherfucker killed Chris.
My brother, your son!

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He's not just
walking out of here scot-free.

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Keith, you know what Chris was like.

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I don't know, Dad. What was he like?

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I loved the boy.

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It doesn't sound like you did, Dad.

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I loved him. You know that.

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But he had issues.
He was out of control, always.

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The drugs, the violence.

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He was a good person, underneath it all.

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-You know that.
-Yeah, maybe.

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I know I loved him. I know that.

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But I also believe this kid

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when he said
he didn't purposely try to murder him.

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They fucking killed him!

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Just to be clear,
I wasn't here when that part happened.

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Jesus, John.

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Keith...

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Revenge isn't gonna
bring your brother back.

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Awfully generous for a Nazi.

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Don't call me that!

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Don't call you a "Nazi"?

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I didn't create the problems in my world,
missy.

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I don't agree with them.

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I applaud you if your world is perfect

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and you fight every injustice
you ever see.

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Is that what you do?

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Unfortunately,
I haven't got the strength for that.

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I fight the madman murderers
and monsters in front of me

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because that's all I can control.

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And at the end of my life,

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when I stand in judgment before God,

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I hope that he knows
that I did the best that I could,

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and I left this world a better place

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than when I came--

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Fuck!

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-Vigilante, stop!
-Dad!

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Now, that's cause for enter.

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-Come on, let's go!
-Boys, let's go.

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'Fuck did you do?

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What did you bring here?
What is wrong with you?

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I don't think he was a Nazi.

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Chris, come on.
He had Economos all tied up.

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-Come on, we have to go.
-He wasn't a Nazi.

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Everybody back to the trophy room, now!

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Hey! What about me, you bastards?

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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Police! Freeze! Everyone down!

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Motherfucker.

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Everybody stay back!

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They're armed and dangerous.

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Adrian!

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Shit!

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Get back, you fucking pigs!

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Sons of Liberty forever!

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Get me out of here!

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Hurry!

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Sir, are you okay, sir?

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Come on!

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Chris, come on!

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What did you do to us?

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Stop!

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Get off him!

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Get off him, please!

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Stop!

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What's wrong with us?

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What the fuck is wrong with all of us?

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I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.

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You killed your brother,
you piece-of-shit!

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This is me.

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Everything I touch.

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It's not your world that's wrong, or mine.

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It's me.

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Fuck!

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Chris.

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-Give me a gun.
-What?

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Give me a fucking gun.

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Sorry, can't have you coming after him.

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Hold it right there!

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That's what you're looking for.

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The rest of them, all of them...

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came and got me and convinced me
to give it to you.

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Chris...

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That your take on it, Rip?

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Yeah.

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You are under arrest
for illegal possession

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of a dangerous scientific device

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outside the parameters
of the treaty of Qatar.

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You have the right to remain silent...

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You may wanna turn around.

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I'm gonna use my spare time here
to get back on Pornhub.

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I'm about to drown this whole keyboard.

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Okay, your funeral.

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Show time!
