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I'm not saying
The Bad Guys isn't a good name.
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It's just, you know, a little on the nose.
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That's why it works.
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We are bad guys,
so folks know what they're getting.
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Sure. Still, it... it could be cooler,
like The Night Owls.
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Not you too!
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All anybody wants to talk about
is The Night Owls.
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It's a catchy name.
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The Bad Guys is plenty catchy.
We just need to get it out there more.
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Speaking of, everybody in position?
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Ready and waiting for the signal.
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Wait. Is this the signal?
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No! Stick to the plan.
And don't get nervous.
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You know what happens when you do.
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Nothing! I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Webs? Webs, you copy?
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Yeah, yeah. I'm with Snake on the name.
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That's not... I-I wasn't asking.
Are you in position?
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Duh! I'm the most in position
anyone's ever been.
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All right. That just leaves Shark.
Shark, is the lobster in the trap?
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Shark, have you subdued the guard?
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We're not so different, you and I.
Just two regular joes.
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One of us definitely isn't an imposter.
Ooh! Want to hear my backstory?
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Was that the sound of improvising?
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We've been over this, Shark. Shark.
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Oh, I'm on it, Wolfie.
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Spider!
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You know I'm down to steal anything.
Really, anything.
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But what's so special about some old game?
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Only a few
Space Fruit Battle 2000s were made
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before the game was scrapped
because it was too addictive.
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Kids stopped sleeping,
panic in the streets, societal breakdown.
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And this just happens to be
the last working one.
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Stealing it
is really gonna get our name out there.
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Signal's late.
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Which is probably fine.
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Unless it isn't.
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Wolf, is the lobster in the trap? Wolf?
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Can anybody tell me
if the lobster is indeed inside the trap?
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I just want to say sorry again
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for not realizing it was you before,
and not a regular spider.
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That's still insulting.
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I'm, uh, just getting used to
having a spider as a teammate...
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is an option for an excuse.
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Oh, hey there.
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I bet you're asking yourself,
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"Who is this team of
daring super criminals?"
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We're The Bad Guys.
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And you can see why.
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Take Mr. Snake.
There's nothing he can't steal.
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Or won't.
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Then there's Ms. Tarantula.
We call her Webs.
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She's our technological,
geniusological, arach...
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Uh, she can hack stuff good.
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Mr. Shark's our master of disguise.
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And then there's Mr. Piranha. He's--
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The heat's on us! We gotta go!
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Piranha, uh, he brings the unexpected.
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So, who's the mastermind
behind this super team?
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That'd be me, Mr. Wolf.
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As in Big Bad.
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Who are you talking to?
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To get our name out there,
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I thought I'd introduce us properly.
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We're The Bad Guys.
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- You'll want to remember that.
- Uh, yeah.
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The security cameras aren't recording.
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I turned them off...
this being a heist and all.
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And here comes the best part.
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The getaway.
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I always knew
this job was a one-way ticket.
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Maybe a brush with the fuzz
is just what we need.
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"Notorious crooks, The Bad Guys,
narrowly escape police." I like that.
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That's right, it's us, The Bad Guys.
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We just stole some big-time loot.
How about a little high-speed...
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Huh. Huh.
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Are they... Were they not after us?
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Guess they had bigger fish to fry.
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But... But we're The Bad Guys.
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{\an8}The Night Owls have struck again.
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{\an8}Last night, they hit every jewelry store
on Gemstone Row
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{\an8}and narrowly avoided capture
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{\an8}after an epic police chase.
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{\an8}Oh. We should have done that.
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{\an8}Yeah. Why did we steal a lousy game again?
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{\an8}So, we're not the lead story.
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{\an8}I bet our heist will be up next.
Right, Piranha?
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This magical machine is the greatest thing
that's ever been stolen, so definitely.
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Game over? I hate this game!
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{\an8}Ooh! Bonus round! This game rules!
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{\an8}With this latest daring heist,
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{\an8}The Night Owls have surpassed
The Slippery Eels
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{\an8}to claim the second spot
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{\an8}on 6 News Nightly's
Worst of the Worst List,
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{\an8}which is a list we keep even though
it creates a sense of competitiveness
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{\an8}that probably worsens crime in the city.
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{\an8}But who am I to question tradition?
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{\an8}We didn't even make the list?
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{\an8}Which just means it'll taste
all the sweeter when we finally do.
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{\an8}Oh, c... The Inside Cats beat us out?
Oh, that chafes my scales.
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They hunt down every small rodent
they can find and don't even eat them.
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I hate food waste.
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{\an8}The Night Owls may have a chance
to nab the top spot
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{\an8}when the famous painting Sad Boy
goes on display
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{\an8}for the first time since
The Crimson Paw stole it ten years ago.
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{\an8}Not that I'm suggesting anyone steal it.
Don't do that.
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Are they even gonna talk about
our arcade heist?
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I told everybody I was gonna be on TV.
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Man, I need snacks.
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- I guess that just leaves us.
- I'm not hungry. Thanks though.
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Yeah, I-I have to go do something.
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It's not looking for another gig
because this one isn't working out.
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What? Uh, I-I mean, not that.
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I don't want to talk.
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That is too bad, uh, because that...
that's definitely why I'm up here.
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But if you don't want to talk,
I gotta get out of here. Talk later.
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We worked so hard on the arcade heist
and nobody even noticed.
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It's just...
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I really believed,
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with all our unique talents,
our crooked instincts,
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our collective love of the steal,
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we could become the best
crime-pulling team that ever existed.
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But, and maybe I'm being paranoid,
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I feel like everyone just wants to go off
and do their own thing.
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I blame the name.
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Anyway, you're right.
We should all go our separate ways.
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Huh? Wait a second.
That's not what I said.
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Snake, y-you're my best bud.
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That hurts coming from you.
We can't give up.
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We're all better as a team,
and I need you for this to work.
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- Were you sneaking out to do a job alone?
- Who, me?
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No. My face was just cold.
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Of course I was.
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Look, you're a wolf.
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You're meant to be in a pack,
sniffing each other's butts.
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There's not even a word
for a wolf that goes solo.
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But me? I'm a lone snake.
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I get it.
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I guess The Bad Guys was a silly idea.
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You're a dreamer, Wolf.
That's why I love you.
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Well, see you in the funny papers.
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Sad Boy.
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Stealing that
would sure make a name for somebody.
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Of course,
you'd need a team to pull it off.
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The Bad Guys?
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The Bad Guys steal that? Ha!
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I'm gonna do another "ha"
for emphasis. Ha!
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But if we did, not only would we
jump right over The Night Owls
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on the Worst of the Worst List,
we'd knock The Inside Cats right off.
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Fine. I'll stay for one more job.
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But if this doesn't work, I'm out.
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Sad Boy hasn't been shown
since The Crimson Paw stole it
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and then returned it,
just to prove that he could.
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Which is just so cool.
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And that means that if we steal it,
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we'll be launched into the same league
as The Crimson Paw.
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Oh! Oh! Please say I have to go
deep undercover as Sad Boy.
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Here we go.
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I like the enthusiasm, but no.
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Probably for the best.
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Emoting that much sadness might cause
permanent frown lines.
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Yeah, if we actually pull this off,
we don't have to, like, hang it up, do we?
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This place is depressing enough.
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Forget about the painting.
I mean, don't. We have to steal it.
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But it's not about Sad Boy.
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It's about proving that The Bad Boys...
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I mean, The Bad Guys, are the best...
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I mean, the worst,
by stealing Sad Guy... Boy.
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You get it.
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Still sure about the name?
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One thousand percent. We're The Bad Guys.
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And soon, the whole world will know us.
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Come on! You want a piece of me?
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You mangoes don't know what's coming!
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Okay, that's not helpful.
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Piranha, buddy, what... Have you slept?
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Oh, thanks, man.
I couldn't stop on my own.
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Anytime. We're a team.
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And we'll need to work as a team,
because stealing Sad Boy won't be easy.
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The museum has installed
extra security measures.
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Yes! Finally, a heist
where I can put my skills to the test.
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I really need this to work,
because my fallback career is boring.
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Not that I have one of those.
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Every criminal in town will want to
get their paws on the painting,
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which is why we're gonna steal it tonight,
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before the exhibit opens tomorrow.
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The painting is in the gallery
on the top floor.
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Step one is for Shark to impersonate
a building inspector
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and get the guard to turn off
the first layer of security.
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Museum's closed, sir.
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No building is closed to me,
for I'm an official building inspector.
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My official documents.
I didn't print them out from the Internet.
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With the big exhibit opening tomorrow,
we cannot take any chances.
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You see that?
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One crack in the foundation,
this whole place could come down.
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Do you want that?
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Folks trapped inside,
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eating priceless artwork just to survive?
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Is that what you want?
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Oh, no.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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Love so much about that.
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Uh, but maybe we went a little too far
with the improvisation there, buddy.
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But I developed a whole backstory
for my inspector.
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He's a broken man,
hardened by too many years on the job.
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You promised I'd be able to stretch
my actorial fins with The Bad Guys.
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And you can.
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I just wonder i-if your inspector
keeps all that buried inside.
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Deep, deep, deep inside,
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so that the guard doesn't get suspicious.
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Because you are a suspiciously good actor.
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I suppose I could rework the character.
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He's all business.
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Doesn't have time for chitchat
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because work is
the only thing that can distract him
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from the ghosts of his past.
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Just let me hack into the security system.
We can skip whatever this is.
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The perimeter alarms can only be
turned off from inside the museum.
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And once Shark gets the guard to do that,
you handle step two,
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hacking the internal
motion-detection lasers.
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I made him smile.
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Webs?
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You are no fun.
You promised this will be fun.
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What's more fun than
a perfectly executed plan?
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ArachnaTech Helpline.
It's a family nickname.
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Okay, you're clearly lying.
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What? No, I'm not. Oh, just a sec.
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We do appreciate your call, ma'am.
Have you tried rebooting?
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My auntie.
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She needs a lot of computer help
and values good manners.
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Wait. What am I supposed to do
during all this?
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I was getting to that.
You need to be patient.
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I don't have a lot of patience
for patience.
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Well, I have great news then.
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You, my friend, are about to have
an opportunity to exercise that muscle,
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because your role involves
waiting patiently.
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{\an8}We signal, then you come get us.
Do not crash the walls like the arcade.
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Oh, man! Waiting is the hardest job.
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- You just sit. There's not much to it.
- My brain goes to all sorts of places.
240
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,845
Like, what if another gang tries to pull
the same heist at the exact same time,
241
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,349
and me and the other driver
get our signals crossed,
242
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,352
and I end up
picking up the other gang by mistake?
243
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,979
So, you come here often?
244
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:35,731
No?
245
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,483
I like your jacket.
246
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,362
- Hoot! Hoot!
- Don't encourage him, Shark.
247
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,781
- Piranha, that's not gonna happen.
- What if it does?
248
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,283
That building inspector
did bring up some good points.
249
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,911
You mean,
the imaginary character Shark invented?
250
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,704
Pretty convincing, wasn't I?
251
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,916
Yeah. What if the building
starts to collapse?
252
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,799
Should I drive the car
over the museum, and you all, like,
253
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,051
jump up at the same time?
254
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,764
Bravo! What a thrilling tale.
255
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,808
Piranha, no way that's gonna happen,
256
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,185
mainly because,
with how this run-through is going,
257
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,897
I'm not confident
we could coordinate a simultaneous jump.
258
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,483
Also, our car can't fly.
259
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,318
Well, maybe it should be able to.
260
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:25,196
You promised me something
when I agreed to join The Bad Guys.
261
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,367
I forgot what, but I feel like
it involved mayhem, not patience.
262
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,621
One last job. You promised.
263
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,040
Do I look like someone who keeps promises?
264
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,085
Face facts, Wolfie.
This obviously isn't gonna work.
265
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,379
Facts are only true
because people believe them.
266
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,007
Come on. We can do this.
267
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,093
For me. Please.
268
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,807
Fine. Do it to beat The Inside Cats.
269
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,269
It's gonna work. It has to work.
270
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,651
Waiting patiently.
271
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,322
Patiently waiting. Nothing to worry about.
272
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:08,782
Uh-oh!
273
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,536
Maybe just distracting your brain
is the way to go.
274
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,288
Ooh!
275
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,711
Museum's closed, sir.
276
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,507
Building inspector. I need full access
to the building for inspecting.
277
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,051
Disable the perimeter alarms.
278
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,554
I have a clipboard,
so you know I'm all business.
279
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,307
Oh. Uh, of course, sir.
280
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,559
We're in. It actually worked.
281
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,771
Maybe you're onto something
about this "less is more" business, Wolf.
282
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,022
Or it was the clipboard.
283
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,608
I should do more prop work.
284
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,401
Copy that.
285
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,071
Second layer of alarms disabled.
286
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,072
That's our cue.
287
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,740
This plan is too complicated.
288
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,868
Smash and grab
has always worked fine for me.
289
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,411
You've been to jail,
like, a hundred times.
290
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,622
And I've always smashed
and grabbed my way out.
291
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,124
No smashing, no grabbing.
292
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,628
We're here to steal Sad Boy,
nothing else. Stick to the plan.
293
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,963
Wolfie, come on.
294
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,299
I may not always agree with your plans,
but I always stick to 'em.
295
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,221
Oh, yeah? So you didn't steal anything
besides the game at the arcade?
296
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,809
I don't know how that got there.
297
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,646
What? I'm a thief.
If I don't steal things, who even am I?
298
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,148
Besides, you promised, and I quote,
299
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,735
"unfettered stealing"
when I agreed to join this outfit.
300
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,446
And you're a great thief.
301
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,032
But if we're gonna get
The Bad Guys' name out there,
302
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,326
then we need to pull this off,
and to do that,
303
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,413
we have to stick to the plan.
304
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,082
The pedestals are weight sensor-equipped.
305
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,085
If anything is removed,
the alarm goes to the security company.
306
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,169
Game over.
307
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,879
Aw, why?
308
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,382
Not you. Also,
did you not hear anything I just said?
309
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,883
I am who I am.
310
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,177
Focus on the job.
311
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,604
Sure is different seeing it in person.
312
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,862
The artist really captured h-his sadness.
313
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,073
I don't know what you're talking about.
314
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,410
I'm not sad... at all.
315
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:19,996
Unrelated...
316
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,749
...why is my face wet?
317
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,422
It's too much.
We gotta stop looking. Don't look.
318
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,590
I can't.
319
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,759
Fight it. Fight it!
320
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,388
Let's steal this horrible painting
and get out of here.
321
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,141
Oh.
322
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,268
Wait.
323
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:46,522
First, we need folks to know that
The Bad Guys are the ones who took it.
324
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:50,735
We should sign our work like artists do.
Then everyone will know our name.
325
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,280
Ah, I wish I had some spray paint,
or a customized stamp.
326
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,657
Would this work?
327
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,953
Yeah. Actually, that's perfect.
328
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,663
Give me a boost.
329
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,464
Oh!
330
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,673
Ooh...
331
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:13,675
Oh, no.
332
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,477
Come on. You're gonna be sadder than him
if we get caught. Let's go!
333
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,774
What's going on? What do I do?
334
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,694
This is your moment, Shark. Improvise.
335
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,700
These alarms are the least of our worries.
336
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,787
This whole place is structurally unsound,
337
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,372
like my personal life,
338
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,209
because I'm married to the job!
339
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,131
Webs, tell me you can do something
about this. Hello?
340
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,967
I'm sorry to hear
your phone isn't working, sir.
341
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,846
May I just ask,
how is it you're talking to me now?
342
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,014
- Webs, help.
- Hold, please.
343
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,685
- Wait. Me? I can't hold.
- The grates were automatically activated.
344
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,478
I can't control them.
345
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,940
- That's awesome.
- It's really not.
346
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,528
{\an8}- I slowed the guard as long as I could.
- Hang on, Wolf. I can buy you some time.
347
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,671
I guess you were right. I dream too big.
348
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,131
I should have let you go before.
349
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,218
Go now, before it's too late.
350
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,221
- No need to tell me twice.
- Wait, really?
351
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,724
I thought... I mean, yeah, good.
352
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,061
I'll just talk to myself,
because you're already gone.
353
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,533
Oh...
354
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:09,498
Hey, guys. I'm, uh... Don't worry about me.
355
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,794
I'm the Big Bad Wolf, remember?
I can take care of myself.
356
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,050
Get out of here.
357
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,262
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
358
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,305
- No.
- Probably not.
359
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,890
Buckle up.
360
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,393
I'm about to make our ride fly.
361
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,276
What is he do--
362
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,988
This is gonna work.
363
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,136
{\an8}Tiffany Fluffit
reporting live from the art museum,
364
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:07,181
{\an8}where a new criminal group
brazenly broke in.
365
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,934
{\an8}Their name? The Bad Guys.
366
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,853
- She said our name.
- Tiffany Fluffit knows who we are!
367
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,940
We're on TV. Which means we're famous!
368
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,775
ArachnaTe--
369
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,735
You know what? I quit.
370
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,571
Despite getting past the museum's
heightened security,
371
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,992
the mysterious Bad Guys
didn't steal the famous Sad Boy.
372
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,202
Were they just trying to prove
that they could?
373
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,956
Or are they a performance art group?
374
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,542
We don't need... I-I think we got it.
375
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,546
I-I apologized for the whole not getting
the painting thing already, right?
376
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,799
- You did not.
- That is not what happened at all.
377
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,593
Oh. Okay.
378
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,430
I'm going to apologize now.
379
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,306
Here goes.
380
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,102
I'm sorry for going off-plan after giving
everyone a hard time about doing that.
381
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:53,811
- I'll take it.
- It's cool.
382
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,148
That's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.
383
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,649
Don't sweat it, Wolf.
384
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:02,278
You're a Bad Guy,
and Bad Guys break the rules.
385
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,113
So?
386
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,407
You admit that it's a good name, right?
387
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,159
I mean, I guess it's all right.
388
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,204
But Snake and His Bad Guys...
Actually, that might be better.
389
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,624
- Does that mean you'll stay?
- Yeah. Okay.
390
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,169
I mean, you know,
until something better comes along.
391
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,464
Not possible,
because we're gonna be the best.
392
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,257
Maybe we didn't get the score,
393
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,926
but we did get
The Bad Guys name out there.
394
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,262
Now we have to show everybody who we are.
395
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,972
By stealing stuff?
396
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,224
- All the stuff.
- Will I get to improvise?
397
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,019
I'm going to get to hack things
nobody's ever hacked before?
398
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,271
- I need to do mayhem.
- You promised fun.
399
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,023
Will there be mayhem?
400
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,276
Oh, yeah. It's a promise.