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I'm not saying
The Bad Guys isn't a good name.

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It's just, you know, a little on the nose.

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That's why it works.

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We <i>are</i> bad guys,
so folks know what they're getting.

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Sure. Still, it... it could be cooler,
like The Night Owls.

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Not you too!

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All anybody wants to talk about
is The Night Owls.

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It's a catchy name.

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The Bad Guys is plenty catchy.
We just need to get it out there more.

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Speaking of, everybody in position?

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Ready and waiting for the signal.

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Wait. Is this the signal?

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No! Stick to the plan.
And don't get nervous.

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You know what happens when you do.

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Nothing! I don't know
what you're talking about.

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Webs? Webs, you copy?

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Yeah, yeah. I'm with Snake on the name.

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That's not... I-I wasn't asking.
Are you in position?

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Duh! I'm the most in position
anyone's ever been.

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All right. That just leaves Shark.
Shark, is the lobster in the trap?

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Shark, have you subdued the guard?

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We're not so different, you and I.
Just two regular joes.

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One of us definitely isn't an imposter.
Ooh! Want to hear my backstory?

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Was that the sound of improvising?

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We've been over this, Shark. Shark.

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Oh, I'm on it, Wolfie.

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<i>Spider!</i>

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You know I'm down to steal anything.
Really, anything.

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But what's so special about some old game?

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Only a few
<i>Space Fruit Battle 2000s</i> were made

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before the game was scrapped
because it was too addictive.

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Kids stopped sleeping,
panic in the streets, societal breakdown.

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And this just happens to be
the last working one.

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Stealing it
is really gonna get our name out there.

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Signal's late.

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Which is probably fine.

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Unless it isn't.

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Wolf, is the lobster in the trap? Wolf?

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Can anybody tell me
if the lobster is indeed inside the trap?

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I just want to say sorry again

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for not realizing it was you before,
and not a regular spider.

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That's still insulting.

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I'm, uh, just getting used to
having a spider as a teammate...

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is an option for an excuse.

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Oh, hey there.

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I bet you're asking yourself,

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"Who is this team of
daring super criminals?"

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We're The Bad Guys.

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And you can see why.

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Take Mr. Snake.
There's nothing he can't steal.

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Or won't.

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Then there's Ms. Tarantula.
We call her Webs.

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She's our technological,
geniusological, arach...

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Uh, she can hack stuff good.

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Mr. Shark's our master of disguise.

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And then there's Mr. Piranha. He's--

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The heat's on us! We gotta go!

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Piranha, uh, he brings the unexpected.

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So, who's the mastermind
behind this super team?

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That'd be me, Mr. Wolf.

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As in Big Bad.

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Who are you talking to?

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To get our name out there,

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I thought I'd introduce us properly.

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We're The Bad Guys.

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- You'll want to remember that.
- Uh, yeah.

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The security cameras aren't recording.

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I turned them off...
this being a heist and all.

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And here comes the best part.

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The getaway.

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I always knew
this job was a one-way ticket.

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Maybe a brush with the fuzz
is just what we need.

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"Notorious crooks, The Bad Guys,
narrowly escape police." I like that.

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That's right, it's us, The Bad Guys.

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We just stole some big-time loot.
How about a little high-speed...

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Huh. Huh.

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Are they... Were they <i>not</i> after us?

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Guess they had bigger fish to fry.

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But... But we're The Bad Guys.

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<i>The Night Owls have struck again.</i>

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<i>Last night, they hit every jewelry store
on Gemstone Row</i>

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<i>and narrowly avoided capture</i>

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<i>after an epic police chase.</i>

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Oh. We should have done that.

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Yeah. Why did we steal a lousy game again?

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So, we're not the lead story.

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I bet our heist will be up next.
Right, Piranha?

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This magical machine is the greatest thing
that's ever been stolen, so definitely.

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Game over? I hate this game!

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Ooh! Bonus round! This game rules!

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<i>With this latest daring heist,</i>

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<i>The Night Owls have surpassed
The Slippery Eels</i>

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<i>to claim the second spot</i>

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<i>on</i> 6 News Nightly's
<i>Worst of the Worst List,</i>

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<i>which is a list we keep even though
it creates a sense of competitiveness</i>

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<i>that probably worsens crime in the city.</i>

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<i>But who am I to question tradition?</i>

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We didn't even make the list?

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Which just means it'll taste
all the sweeter when we finally do.

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Oh, c... The Inside Cats beat us out?
Oh, that chafes my scales.

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They hunt down every small rodent
they can find and don't even eat them.

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I hate food waste.

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<i>The Night Owls may have a chance
to nab the top spot</i>

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<i>when the famous painting</i> Sad Boy
<i>goes on display</i>

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<i>for the first time since
The Crimson Paw stole it ten years ago.</i>

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<i>Not that I'm suggesting anyone steal it.
Don't do that.</i>

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Are they even gonna talk about
our arcade heist?

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I told everybody I was gonna be on TV.

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Man, I need snacks.

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- I guess that just leaves us.
- I'm not hungry. Thanks though.

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Yeah, I-I have to go do something.

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It's not looking for another gig
because this one isn't working out.

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What? Uh, I-I mean, not that.

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I don't want to talk.

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That is too bad, uh, because that...
that's definitely why I'm up here.

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But if you don't want to talk,
I gotta get out of here. Talk later.

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We worked so hard on the arcade heist
and nobody even noticed.

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It's just...

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I really believed,

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with all our unique talents,
our crooked instincts,

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our collective love of the steal,

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we could become the best
crime-pulling team that ever existed.

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But, and maybe I'm being paranoid,

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I feel like everyone just wants to go off
and do their own thing.

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I blame the name.

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Anyway, you're right.
We should all go our separate ways.

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Huh? Wait a second.
That's not what I said.

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Snake, y-you're my best bud.

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That hurts coming from you.
We can't give up.

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We're all better as a team,
and I need you for this to work.

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- Were you sneaking out to do a job alone?
- Who, me?

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No. My face was just cold.

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Of course I was.

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Look, you're a wolf.

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You're meant to be in a pack,
sniffing each other's butts.

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There's not even a word
for a wolf that goes solo.

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But me? I'm a lone snake.

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I get it.

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I guess The Bad Guys <i>was</i> a silly idea.

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You're a dreamer, Wolf.
That's why I love you.

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Well, see you in the funny papers.

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<i>Sad Boy.</i>

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Stealing that
would sure make a name for somebody.

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Of course,
you'd need a team to pull it off.

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The Bad Guys?

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The Bad Guys steal that? Ha!

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I'm gonna do another "ha"
for emphasis. Ha!

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But if we did, not only would we
jump right over The Night Owls

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on the Worst of the Worst List,
we'd knock The Inside Cats right off.

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Fine. I'll stay for one more job.

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But if this doesn't work, I'm out.

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<i>Sad Boy</i> hasn't been shown
since The Crimson Paw stole it

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and then returned it,
just to prove that he could.

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Which is just so cool.

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And that means that if we steal it,

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we'll be launched into the same league
as The Crimson Paw.

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Oh! Oh! Please say I have to go
deep undercover as <i>Sad Boy.</i>

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Here we go.

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I like the enthusiasm, but no.

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Probably for the best.

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Emoting that much sadness might cause
permanent frown lines.

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Yeah, if we actually pull this off,
we don't have to, like, hang it up, do we?

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This place is depressing enough.

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Forget about the painting.
I mean, don't. We have to steal it.

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But it's not about <i>Sad Boy.</i>

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It's about proving that The Bad Boys...

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I mean, The Bad Guys, are the best...

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I mean, the worst,
by stealing <i>Sad Guy... Boy.</i>

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You get it.

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Still sure about the name?

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One thousand percent. We're The Bad Guys.

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And soon, the whole world will know us.

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Come on! You want a piece of me?

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You mangoes don't know what's coming!

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Okay, that's not helpful.

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Piranha, buddy, what... Have you slept?

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Oh, thanks, man.
I couldn't stop on my own.

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Anytime. We're a team.

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And we'll need to work as a team,
because stealing <i>Sad Boy</i> won't be easy.

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The museum has installed
extra security measures.

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Yes! Finally, a heist
where I can put my skills to the test.

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I really need this to work,
because my fallback career is boring.

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Not that I have one of those.

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Every criminal in town will want to
get their paws on the painting,

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which is why we're gonna steal it tonight,

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before the exhibit opens tomorrow.

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The painting is in the gallery
on the top floor.

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<i>Step one is for Shark to impersonate
a building inspector</i>

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<i>and get the guard to turn off
the first layer of security.</i>

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Museum's closed, sir.

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No building is closed to me,
for I'm an official building inspector.

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My official documents.
I didn't print them out from the Internet.

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With the big exhibit opening tomorrow,
we cannot take any chances.

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You see that?

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One crack in the foundation,
this whole place could come down.

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Do you want that?

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Folks trapped inside,

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eating priceless artwork just to survive?

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Is that what you want?

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<i>Oh, no.</i>

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No. No, no, no, no.

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Love so much about that.

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Uh, but maybe we went a little too far
with the improvisation there, buddy.

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But I developed a whole backstory
for my inspector.

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He's a broken man,
hardened by too many years on the job.

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You promised I'd be able to stretch
my actorial fins with The Bad Guys.

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And you can.

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I just wonder i-if your inspector
keeps all that buried inside.

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Deep, deep, deep inside,

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so that the guard doesn't get suspicious.

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Because you are a suspiciously good actor.

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I suppose I could rework the character.

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He's all business.

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Doesn't have time for chitchat

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because work is
the only thing that can distract him

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from the ghosts of his past.

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Just let me hack into the security system.
We can skip whatever this is.

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The perimeter alarms can only be
turned off from inside the museum.

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<i>And once Shark gets the guard to do that,
you handle step two,</i>

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<i>hacking the internal
motion-detection lasers.</i>

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I made him smile.

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Webs?

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You are no fun.
You promised this will be fun.

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What's more fun than
a perfectly executed plan?

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ArachnaTech Helpline.
It's a family nickname.

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Okay, you're clearly lying.

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What? No, I'm not. Oh, just a sec.

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We do appreciate your call, ma'am.
Have you tried rebooting?

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My auntie.

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She needs a lot of computer help
and values good manners.

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Wait. What am I supposed to do
during all this?

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I was getting to that.
You need to be patient.

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I don't have a lot of patience
for patience.

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Well, I have great news then.

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You, my friend, are about to have
an opportunity to exercise that muscle,

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because your role involves
waiting patiently.

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<i>We signal, then you come get us.
Do not crash the walls like the arcade.</i>

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Oh, man! Waiting is the hardest job.

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- You just sit. There's not much to it.
- My brain goes to all sorts of places.

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Like, what if another gang tries to pull
the same heist at the exact same time,

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and me and the other driver
get our signals crossed,

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and I end up
picking up the other gang by mistake?

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So, you come here often?

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No?

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I like your jacket.

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- Hoot! Hoot!
- Don't encourage him, Shark.

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- Piranha, that's not gonna happen.
- What if it does?

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That building inspector
did bring up some good points.

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You mean,
the imaginary character Shark invented?

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Pretty convincing, wasn't I?

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Yeah. What if the building
starts to collapse?

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<i>Should I drive the car
over the museum, and you all, like,</i>

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<i>jump up at the same time?</i>

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Bravo! What a thrilling tale.

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Piranha, no way that's gonna happen,

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mainly because,
with how this run-through is going,

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I'm not confident
we could coordinate a simultaneous jump.

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Also, our car can't fly.

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Well, maybe it should be able to.

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You promised me something
when I agreed to join The Bad Guys.

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I forgot what, but I feel like
it involved mayhem, not patience.

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One last job. You promised.

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Do I look like someone who keeps promises?

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Face facts, Wolfie.
This obviously isn't gonna work.

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Facts are only true
because people believe them.

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Come on. We can do this.

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For me. Please.

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Fine. Do it to beat The Inside Cats.

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It's gonna work. It has to work.

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Waiting patiently.

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Patiently waiting. Nothing to worry about.

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Uh-oh!

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Maybe just distracting your brain
is the way to go.

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Ooh!

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Museum's closed, sir.

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Building inspector. I need full access
to the building for inspecting.

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Disable the perimeter alarms.

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I have a clipboard,
so you know I'm all business.

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Oh. Uh, of course, sir.

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We're in. It actually worked.

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Maybe you're onto something
about this "less is more" business, Wolf.

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Or it was the clipboard.

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<i>I should do more prop work.</i>

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Copy that.

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Second layer of alarms disabled.

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That's our cue.

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This plan is too complicated.

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Smash and grab
has always worked fine for me.

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You've been to jail,
like, a hundred times.

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And I've always smashed
and grabbed my way out.

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No smashing, no grabbing.

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We're here to steal <i>Sad Boy,</i>
nothing else. Stick to the plan.

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Wolfie, come on.

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I may not always agree with your plans,
but I always stick to 'em.

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Oh, yeah? So you didn't steal anything
besides the game at the arcade?

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I don't know how that got there.

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What? I'm a thief.
If I don't steal things, who even am I?

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Besides, you promised, and I quote,

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"unfettered stealing"
when I agreed to join this outfit.

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And you're a great thief.

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But if we're gonna get
The Bad Guys' name out there,

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then we need to pull this off,
and to do that,

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we have to stick to the plan.

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The pedestals are weight sensor-equipped.

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If anything is removed,
the alarm goes to the security company.

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Game over.

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<i>Aw, why?</i>

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Not you. Also,
did you not hear anything I just said?

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I am who I am.

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Focus on the job.

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Sure is different seeing it in person.

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The artist really captured h-his sadness.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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I'm not sad... at all.

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Unrelated...

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...why is my face wet?

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It's too much.
We gotta stop looking. Don't look.

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I can't.

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Fight it. Fight it!

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Let's steal this horrible painting
and get out of here.

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Oh.

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Wait.

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First, we need folks to know that
The Bad Guys are the ones who took it.

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We should sign our work like artists do.
Then everyone will know our name.

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Ah, I wish I had some spray paint,
or a customized stamp.

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Would this work?

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Yeah. Actually, that's perfect.

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Give me a boost.

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Oh!

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Ooh...

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Oh, no.

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Come on. You're gonna be sadder than him
if we get caught. Let's go!

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What's going on? What do I do?

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<i>This is your moment, Shark. Improvise.</i>

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These alarms are the least of our worries.

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This whole place is structurally unsound,

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like my personal life,

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because I'm married to the job!

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Webs, tell me you can do something
about this. Hello?

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I'm sorry to hear
your phone isn't working, sir.

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May I just ask,
how is it you're talking to me <i>now?</i>

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- Webs, help.
- Hold, please.

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- Wait. Me? I can't hold.
- The grates were automatically activated.

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I can't control them.

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- That's awesome.
- <i>It's really not.</i>

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- I slowed the guard as long as I could.
- Hang on, Wolf. I can buy you some time.

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I guess you were right. I dream too big.

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I should have let you go before.

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Go now, before it's too late.

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- No need to tell me twice.
- Wait, really?

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I thought... I mean, yeah, good.

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I'll just talk to myself,
because you're already gone.

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Oh...

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Hey, guys. I'm, uh... Don't worry about me.

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I'm the Big Bad Wolf, remember?
I can take care of myself.

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Get out of here.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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- No.
- Probably not.

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Buckle up.

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I'm about to make our ride fly.

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What is he do--

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This is gonna work.

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<i>Tiffany Fluffit
reporting live from the art museum,</i>

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<i>where a new criminal group
brazenly broke in.</i>

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<i>Their name? The Bad Guys.</i>

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- She said our name.
- Tiffany Fluffit knows who we are!

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We're on TV. Which means we're famous!

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ArachnaTe--

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You know what? I quit.

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<i>Despite getting past the museum's
heightened security,</i>

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<i>the mysterious Bad Guys
didn't steal the famous</i> Sad Boy.

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<i>Were they just trying to prove
that they could?</i>

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<i>Or are they a performance art group?</i>

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We don't need... I-I think we got it.

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I-I apologized for the whole not getting
the painting thing already, right?

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- You did not.
- That is not what happened at all.

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Oh. Okay.

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I'm going to apologize now.

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Here goes.

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I'm sorry for going off-plan after giving
everyone a hard time about doing that.

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- I'll take it.
- It's cool.

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That's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.

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Don't sweat it, Wolf.

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You're a Bad Guy,
and Bad Guys break the rules.

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So?

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You admit that it's a good name, right?

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I mean, I guess it's all right.

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But Snake and His Bad Guys...
Actually, that might be better.

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- Does that mean you'll stay?
- Yeah. Okay.

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I mean, you know,
until something better comes along.

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Not possible,
because we're gonna be the best.

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Maybe we didn't get the score,

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but we did get
The Bad Guys name out there.

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Now we have to show everybody who we are.

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By stealing stuff?

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- All the stuff.
- Will I get to improvise?

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I'm going to get to hack things
nobody's ever hacked before?

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- I need to do mayhem.
- You promised fun.

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Will there be mayhem?

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Oh, yeah. It's a promise.
