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Turns out water parks
are way more flammable than expected.

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Jeez.

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- Hey, it was a great idea on paper.
- Until the paper caught on fire too.

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After the heist we just pulled off,
it's The Bad Guys who will be on fire,

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figuratively,
because everyone will know about us,

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because we'll be on
the Worst of the Worst List.

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<i>For another consecutive week,</i>

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<i>the entries on Channel 6's
Worst of the Worst List remain unchanged.</i>

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{\an8}<i>If I were a criminal and not on this list,
I would be embarrassed.</i>

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{\an8}<i>It's like, how hard is it,
really, to be bad guys?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Maybe think about becoming
productive members of society.</i>

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{\an8}<i>In other news, H-two-oh, no!</i>

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{\an8}<i>An unusual, but in no way criminal, fire</i>

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<i>at the water park has officials baffled.</i>

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"In no way criminal"?

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It was very criminal! It was us!

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I'm craving a sweet treat
to mask this sour defeat.

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Peppy, you and your Whale Tails
sure do know how to pick me up

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when I'm feeling down.

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There's no time for talking to boxes!

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Sorry. Came in a little hot there.

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What I meant to say was,
we need to think bigger, bolder, badder

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if we're gonna get the fame we deserve.

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That heist was a slam-dunk.

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Why does this list hate us?

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Houston will definitely have a problem
when they see their satellite's missing.

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Um, when is that anti-gravity pill
gonna wear off?

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Oh, come on!
Not even a dishonorable mention?

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We stole all the water
from the water park's reopening.

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Surely, that has to...

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What do we have to do to get on this list?

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{\an8}There must be something
I haven't thought of

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{\an8}to get the world to notice us.

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{\an8}Sorry, Wolf.

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{\an8}But on the bright side,
this day can't get any worse.

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{\an8}<i>If you're a fan of the candy Whale Tails,
your day's about to get a lot worse.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Beloved candy maker Peppy Sweet Pots</i>

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{\an8}<i>announced she will be discontinuing
the Whale Tail line of candies</i>

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{\an8}<i>despite sales being at an all-time high</i>

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{\an8}<i>and me needing them
to get through my days.</i>

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<i>Oh, it breaks my heart
to say goodbye to Whale Tails.</i>

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{\an8}<i>But keep those smiles right side up,</i>

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{\an8}<i>because Peppy is bringing you
a brand-new candy</i>

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{\an8}<i>that you won't be able to resist.</i>

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{\an8}My smile is very much
wrong side down, Peppy.

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I ate the last box?
This can't be happening!

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{\an8}Why would you let me do that?
Why didn't you stop me?!

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{\an8}- What's the big deal? It's just candy.
- It is not just candy.

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{\an8}As a young shark,
Whale Tails were always there for me.

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{\an8}If I bruised my fin
or didn't get cast in a school play,

51
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Whale Tails were there.

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When my friend invited me
to her birthday party,

53
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but only as a guest
and not as a performer,

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I took my anger out on her piñata.

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And you guessed it.
It was filled with Whale Tails.

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But now I'm afraid
I might never feel happiness again.

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Oh, wake up, man!

58
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Don't let the big smile
and pastel dresses fool you.

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Peppy's just another
money-hungry corporate overlord

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who rots out children's teeth
to sell in a teeth-smuggling organization.

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Should we get into the teeth racket
to get us on the list?

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There's a whole community of us
that know the truth about Peppy.

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All she sees is green,

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and she'll do anything
to fill her coffers, with green!

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Not true!

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Peppy donates her profits
to help build schools

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for children
who are bad at sports and math.

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What are clumsy kids
that can't subtract perfect for?

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Slow-moving targets
for Peppy's army of tooth harvesters!

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Do the math, man! Oh.

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You can't?
That's exactly how Peppy wants it.

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Webs, I'm gonna say something to you
that I hear a lot.

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You're not helping!

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Maybe we can recreate
the Whale Tail recipe.

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I'm great at cooking by ear.

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It's no use.

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Peppy spent years
perfecting her top-secret recipes,

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and keeps them all
in an extremely well-guarded recipe book,

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kept in her
extremely well-guarded factory.

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Sounds like someone has something to hide.

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Wait a minute.

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Top secret? Well-guarded? Candy?

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That's it!

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We're gonna break into the factory
and steal Peppy's recipe book.

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Wait, if we steal that recipe book,

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we'd be stealing Peppy's candy
from everyone, forever.

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We wouldn't just be taking candy
from a baby.

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We'd be taking it from <i>all</i> the babies.

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That would definitely get us
on the Worst of the Worst List.

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And once I'm in the factory,

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I can expose Peppy's true self
to the world, and Shark.

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And I can prove to Webs
that Peppy is a saint

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who means every word
to the lyrics in her jingle...

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<i>My candy's like a hug for your tongue</i>

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All right, here are the blueprints
of Peppy's factory.

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This place is massive.

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And most of the interior
is labeled "restricted,"

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which isn't suspicious at all, huh, Shark?

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I know you said that sarcastically,
but I agree. It isn't suspicious at all.

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I was able to pinpoint a few key locations
the recipe book might be.

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My guess is there, in R&D,

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which I'm assuming stands for
"Recipes and Deliciousness."

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Oh, no way.

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Peppy's not letting anything
as secret as her recipes out of her sight.

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I read she keeps them
locked up in her office,

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right next to the jar
she has the tooth fairy trapped in.

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First, she only cares about money,

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and now
she's holding the tooth fairy hostage?

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Your Peppy lies
are getting more and more ridiculous.

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Yeah. We all know
the tooth fairy isn't real.

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No. She or he or they are definitely real,
and Peppy is their best friend.

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Can we focus here?
Getting in won't be easy.

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This place is like a fortress.

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Motion sensors,
an electric fence, biometric locks.

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And we don't know
what to expect once inside.

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That means we'll need all fins on deck.

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Wait. You're saying
I don't have to stay in the getaway car?

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I get to go inside the heist?

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, you won't regret this, man.

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I'm gonna make sure
we get that recipe book,

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even if I have to give my life for it.

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Piranha, under no circumstances
are you to one-way-ticket this, okay?

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All we have to do is nab that book,
land on the Worst of the Worst List,

125
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and go down as
the greatest criminal group in history.

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Heistory! Dang it!
I thought of that a second too late.

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Whoa.

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<i>Was that a "whoa" of wonder?
Sounded full of wonder.</i>

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No!

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The blindfold is on.

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This place <i>is</i> whoa-worthy.

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More like an automated greed machine
designed to run efficiently,

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therefore reducing energy usage
and material waste?

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- Huh? Hmm.
- So evil.

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There's our way in.

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We can do this.
We could use these walkways to get across.

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We just have to time it perfectly,
coordinate our jumps, and move together.

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This is what all those line dance nights
were preparing us for. Now!

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No, yeah, this is good.
All part of the plan.

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I was gonna say let's split up,
cover more ground.

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Just radio if you find the recipe book.

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And remember, just because we're separated
doesn't make this a competition.

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We're all still one team.

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- But this is a competition now, right?
- Oh, we're gonna crush 'em.

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It's gonna take forever
to get to that door.

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Yeah, and something tells me
that this is definitely a competition now.

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I bet that controls the walkways.

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If we get there, I can hack in
and make us a path to the door,

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behind which we'll find
Peppy's collection of children's teeth.

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Which I'm now realizing fall out anyway,
so it would be weird,

151
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but not necessarily that evil.

152
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You're coming around
to the Peppy side, aren't you?

153
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No way.

154
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Don't worry. I'm on it.

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Go, go, go!

156
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I don't think
this is what my acting coach meant

157
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when he said I should stretch myself more
in my performances.

158
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How much longer, Webs?

159
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I'm almost there. A few more seconds.

160
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I know what I have to do.

161
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Piranha, no! Do not one-way-ticket this!

162
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I always knew joining this heist
was a one-way ticket.

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- There has to be another way.
- There's literally so much time left.

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Remember me!

165
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He was the best fin
a Fin Bro could ask for,

166
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and the third-best driver
who agreed to join the team.

167
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Webs, would you like to share any words?

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- Piranha, are you okay?
- <i>Mm! Mm! Mm!</i>

169
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<i>Better than okay.
This chocolate is delicious!</i>

170
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Find your way out of there
and look for the recipe book.

171
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{\an8}Last one through the door has to admit
they're probably wrong about Peppy!

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According to the blueprints,
the R&D Lab should be right about...

173
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Bingo!

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Oh. We need Webs.

175
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Please! There's no lock I can't pick.

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Told ya.

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There's the recipe book.

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We won!

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I mean... We've acquired the target.

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Let's rendezvous back at the entrance
and make our way out.

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<i>Don't wait for me.
I've been sucked into the candy machine.</i>

182
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<i>I'm about to find myself fins-deep
in piping-hot caramel and...</i>

183
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,913
<i>Ooh! This is nice.</i>

184
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Sound like Piranha one-way-ticketed again.

185
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Let's find him first,
then make our way out. Where you going?

186
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- I'm just gonna crack this safe quick.
- Come on. We have the recipe book.

187
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I know, but if I see a safe,
I crack a safe. It's the boxman's code.

188
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Whoa.

189
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This candy must be too flavorful
for the public

190
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if Peppy's got it locked up
tighter than her book.

191
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We should stay focused on the mission,
which means not eating.

192
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Sorry. Couldn't help it.

193
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Yeah, me either.

194
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That's creepy.
It feels like she's watching us.

195
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I know. Isn't it great?

196
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Gasp! Last Whale Tails on the planet.

197
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,460
Uh-uh! Don't even think about it.
You heard Wolf.

198
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We need to find Piranha and get out
before that pastel punk gets wind of us.

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<i>Don't waste your time!</i>

200
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<i>I survived the caramel, but here comes
the end of the line, the taffy press!</i>

201
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,555
<i>I'm about to be crush--</i>

202
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,016
<i>Actually, never mind.
This is just like a massage.</i>

203
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,143
Admit it, Webs.

204
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,271
Maybe Peppy's not the maniacal freakshow
you make her out to be.

205
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,733
Maybe she just loves making candy.
Is that so hard to believe?

206
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Look, despite any clear evidence
that any of the theories

207
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we Peppy-truthers
talk about online are true,

208
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no one could be that happy
without something being wrong in the head.

209
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,744
But maybe I-I was a little harsh on her.

210
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And I do like her candy, I guess.

211
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,873
See? I told you Peppy's not ev--

212
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Huh? Ooh.

213
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,754
Webs! No!

214
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I should help her.

215
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:44,221
Webs is more important
than some candy, right?

216
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,140
Then again,
when I have to make a tough decision,

217
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I usually eat a Whale Tail.

218
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Hi!

219
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Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you with
all that creeping-in-the-shadows stuff.

220
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I just like to save electricity.

221
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The environment, you know?

222
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But listen to me going on,

223
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not letting you get a word in
even to introduce yourself.

224
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Oh. Uh, i-it's okay. I'm Webs.

225
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,921
Well, hi, Webs. How are you?

226
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:21,591
Uh, fine, I guess. How are you?

227
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Bad.

228
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A whole mess of folks
I've never met before,

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and certainly didn't send personal,
handwritten factory tour invitations to,

230
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,809
broke in anyway,

231
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,728
and are trying to thwart my evil plan.

232
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,022
Actually, we only broke in
to steal your recip--

233
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,566
Wait. Did you say "evil plan"?

234
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,694
- Did I?
- You totally did! I knew it!

235
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:44,989
This is why you should believe
all you read on the Internet.

236
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,700
Man, I wish Shark was here
so I could rub it in his face.

237
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,829
You've read things about me
on the Internet, have you?

238
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,205
Not just read.

239
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,541
I'm the one who first theorized
your whole teeth--

240
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,334
Oh, I'm familiar with your theory.

241
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,795
I've read everything about me
on the Internet.

242
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,381
A horrible place
where it doesn't seem to matter

243
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:05,051
that I dedicated my entire life
to making people happy!

244
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,471
No. On the Internet,
I'm some sort of, I don't know...

245
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,391
...money-hungry,
teeth-hoarding corporate overlord?

246
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,811
What is with the teeth stuff?
I was a nice person!

247
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,812
Was?

248
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,106
But you and your online pals

249
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,859
just had to keep trolling me
and trolling me,

250
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,696
until I started feeling not nice!

251
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,489
I did not like how that felt.

252
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,409
I figured all those not-nice commenters

253
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,995
probably didn't like
feeling not nice either,

254
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,330
so I've developed a new mind-control candy

255
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,750
that will make everyone act
exactly how I want them to,

256
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,169
which is nice!

257
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,884
I don't believe this. I thought
Peppy only used her candy for good.

258
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,013
But making everyone be nice
seems not that nice.

259
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,389
Time to do the right thing.

260
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,018
Which I was totally planning to do
the whole time.

261
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,813
I was right about you all along.

262
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,523
Well, at least once you turned evil

263
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:04,110
because of Internet comments
I may or may not have been involved in.

264
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,030
The point is, my team and I are bad guys.

265
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,365
We're <i>The</i> Bad Guys actually.

266
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:10,617
Never heard of you.

267
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,328
And if you're really bad guys,
are you here to join me?

268
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,663
No! We're bad, not evil.

269
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,292
And me and my friends
won't let you get away with this.

270
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,130
You're a funny little spider,
you know that?

271
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,884
Which friends would you be talking about?

272
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,845
Wow, that was really good timing.

273
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,349
Were you guys just waiting
outside the door or...?

274
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,645
What did you do to them?

275
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:43,483
They've been such lovely test subjects,
even kind enough to return this.

276
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:48,321
And now that I know my candy works,
I won't be needing this silly old thing...

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or any evidence.

278
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,579
What is that?

279
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,457
Just some highly concentrated citric acid.

280
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,043
I normally use it
for making my sour candies,

281
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,421
but this is going to be oh, so sweet!

282
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:10,218
Would you two be so kind as to share
some of my candy with your friend?

283
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,595
Yes, Peppy.

284
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,860
Now, all of you, time for a dip.

285
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,613
And don't worry,
it will only hurt a second.

286
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,283
After that,
you won't feel anything at all.

287
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,967
I'm alive.

288
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,511
I'm alive!

289
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,762
What are you guys doing?

290
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,558
Is that an exfoliating bath
or something? I want in!

291
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,936
{\an8}That can't be good for the skin.

292
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:05,441
Oh, looks like this party
could use a little chaos.

293
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,157
Stop right there!

294
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,492
It is I, Peppy Sweet Pots,

295
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:20,329
betrayer of dreams
and soul-crusher to lifelong fans of mine,

296
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,083
and I order you to step away
from that vat of deadly acid.

297
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,543
Don't listen to him!

298
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,920
It's clearly
someone holding a picture of me.

299
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,381
And is that supposed to be my voice?
How rude!

300
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,801
Do not listen to the woman
telling you not to listen to me!

301
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,636
You must obey <i>my</i> commands.

302
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,889
You will obey <i>my</i> commands,

303
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:42,769
and I order you to turn around
and walk straight off that platform!

304
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,354
Now do it in reverse.

305
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,233
- But turn around first!
- And move to your left!

306
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,290
Oh, yeah!

307
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,586
Oh, no!

308
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,348
We gotta go!
This cookie's about to crumble!

309
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,225
I've spent too much time
perfecting my plan

310
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,769
to be taken down by the likes of you!

311
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,481
Fluffy, Long Boy, grab that fish!

312
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,454
Must destroy intruder.

313
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,956
Wait! It's still me!

314
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:49,127
I know you're angry and mind-controlled,
and that is your friend, Shark's fault

315
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,379
because he chose candy over rescuing you...

316
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,590
He sounds like a really bad friend.

317
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,093
No, no. No, no, no. He's a great friend.

318
00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,972
And I know he wants you to know
that he's sorry for not listening to you

319
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:05,394
when you said that Peppy...
I mean, I, was up to no good.

320
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,358
Do you think you can forgive him?

321
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,159
Of course I can.

322
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,870
That's impossible.

323
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,248
He used the one thing sweeter than candy.

324
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,208
True friendship.

325
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:34,005
And maybe Shark can do a better job
of listening to me next time.

326
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,842
He is not willing
to make any promises at this moment.

327
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,511
Whoa! Okay, okay!

328
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,608
Hey!

329
00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,406
Uh, Shark, a little help
before they one-way-ticket me?

330
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,826
Oh! Uh, that's enough, my dears.

331
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,369
Your face is weird.

332
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,414
Yeah, you're not the boss of us.

333
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,460
What if I used
the power of true friendship?

334
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,965
Okay! How about now?

335
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,176
Yes, Peppy.

336
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,347
What happened? We gotta get out of here!

337
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,231
Webs, do you think
you can get us a way to that door?

338
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,149
On it!

339
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,636
I can't believe
we didn't get the recipe book.

340
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,264
I can't believe my beloved candy hero

341
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,683
turned out to be
a power-hungry candy villain.

342
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,436
I do want to claim a victory on that,
but, honestly, I'm a little confused.

343
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,730
Was I right about Peppy
or wrong about Peppy?

344
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,192
Or was I so wrong it made me right
because my wrong ideas turned her bad?

345
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,527
My head hurts.

346
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,654
Yeah, anyone else have an icky feeling

347
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,408
that we might have done something...
...good when we blew up the factory

348
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,909
and stopped Peppy's evil plan?

349
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,995
Well, I, for one, am glad we did it.

350
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:32,958
It hurts to say, but I don't think I can
enjoy one of Peppy's treats ever again.

351
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:37,003
Must enjoy Peppy's treats.

352
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,463
Piranha, did you eat
the mind-control candy?

353
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,883
Yeah. He said he didn't get to try one
during the heist and felt left out.

354
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,928
This whole thing has left
a really bad taste in my mouth,

355
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:48,848
and I can't even eat a Whale Tail
to make myself feel better.

356
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,642
I know just what you need, buddy.

357
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,020
No. Don't you dare.

358
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,608
Mm-mm!

359
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:02,069
Wonder what story
is gonna beat us tonight.

360
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,822
{\an8}<i>What was the name
of this dastardly group again?</i>

361
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:09,035
{\an8}<i>They call themselves The Bad Guys.</i>

362
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,703
She said our name, live on air!

363
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,913
<i>They just broke in</i>

364
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:17,752
{\an8}<i>and then destroyed a lifetime of hard work
and blew up my factory,</i>

365
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:23,132
{\an8}<i>which is filled with regular,
non-mind-controlling candies.</i>

366
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,968
{\an8}<i>While that is
an oddly specific clarification,</i>

367
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:29,597
{\an8}<i>I think it's safe to say that
the childhoods of all future generations</i>

368
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:33,642
<i>have been stolen by a dangerous
new criminal group on the rise.</i>

369
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:37,229
<i>We should all be very afraid of
The Bad Guys.</i>

370
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,024
Yeah!

