1 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,613 My bad! I thought I deactivated all the security measures. 2 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,574 This is one well-guarded dentist office. 3 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:36,577 Not a dentist office. 4 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:37,495 Really? 5 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,330 So I didn't need to pull that guy's tooth? 6 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,791 Does no one listen to my pre-heist game plans? 7 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,710 - You do those? - No. 8 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:48,005 This a high-tech pharmaceutical lab that just developed a cream 9 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,632 that replicates the properties of the fountain of youth. 10 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:53,594 We're gonna steal it and turn it into cold, hard cash. 11 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:54,845 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 12 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:58,599 We should keep some for ourselves, because good skincare is priceless. 13 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,604 And you've all made it no secret that my ingénue days are behind me. 14 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,235 With all this security, there's got to be more primo loot to steal. 15 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,573 I haven't really satisfied my steal-all-I-can-while-I-can itch yet. 16 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,368 Snake, we got it. Let's get out while we're ahead. 17 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:19,995 You worry too much, Wolfie. 18 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,623 Let me just grab a few more things. It will be f-- 19 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,125 Whoa! 20 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,087 Snake! 21 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:36,596 Oh, no. He's... adorable! 22 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,390 Me? Adorable? 23 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:43,478 No! 24 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:19,972 Thanks for the longest car ride of my life, Piranha. It was so, uh... 25 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,516 {\an8}What's the opposite of fun? 26 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:26,270 {\an8}I will not apologize for driving safely with such precious cargo on board. 27 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,649 {\an8}Who's a good little baby Snakey! Yes, you are! 28 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,569 {\an8}I hate this! We gotta figure out a way to change me back. 29 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:37,447 {\an8}Look on the bright side, Snake. Now you can get away with way more crime. 30 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,950 {\an8}No one suspects a baby of being a master thief. 31 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:43,120 {\an8}Yeah. Where would they even stash their loot? Their diaper? 32 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:46,832 {\an8}- Should we all start wearing diapers? - Hang on. That gave me an idea. 33 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,210 {\an8}Might be the first good idea anyone in this group has ever had. 34 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,004 Okay. Offensive. 35 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,757 {\an8}We could take advantage of me being an adorable little twerp 36 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:59,428 {\an8}to pull off a BBBG. 37 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:03,140 An IRL BBBG? 38 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:06,935 Ooh! I thought the BBBG was only a myth, like the benefits of vitamins. 39 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:09,104 Are you spelling things so I won't understand? 40 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,731 Because that is not K-E-W-L! 41 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,442 He's talking about the Baby Basket Baron Gambit. 42 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,028 The Baby Basket Baron Gambit? 43 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,614 The most infamous long con of all time. 44 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:22,451 The BBBG makes an LLLG look like a PPOK. 45 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,536 The BBBG is simple. 46 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,121 You start by leaving a child 47 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,624 on the doorstep of a wealthy, childless baron. 48 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,042 You know, barons. 49 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,293 Richie Rich tycoons 50 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:35,130 who amass colossal wealth to fill the hole in their hearts? 51 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:38,508 The crooked kid slowly embeds into the baron's life 52 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:42,221 in order to find out where he keeps his most prized possessions. 53 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,347 Blinded by love, 54 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,558 the baron suspects nothing as the kid steals said possessions, 55 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,936 before disappearing under the cover of night. 56 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,355 That sounds awesome. I want to do the BBBG! 57 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,317 No way! We're not doing a BBBG! Let's move on! 58 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:59,404 Can we all pretend I said that in a non-shouty way? 59 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,615 It feels like we're overlooking the fact 60 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:04,117 that we just pulled off a successful heist. 61 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:08,121 Plus, I made some calls and have contacts willing to fence the cream for us. 62 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:12,960 Or they're on the fence about us. I didn't have great reception. 63 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,045 Either way, we should be celebrating, 64 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:19,591 and figuring out a way to turn Snake back into his hideous, adult self. 65 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,009 Don't worry about me, Wolfie. 66 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:24,930 A few cups of coffee and a week's worth of world news will age me up in no time. 67 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,268 Right now, we should focus on the BBBG. 68 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,979 You okay, Wolf? Your eye is twitching. 69 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:35,482 And a minute ago, you shouted at the top of your lungs in a passionate rage. 70 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:38,151 Is something from your past driving your decision-making? 71 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,070 - No. - Great. Okay, so-- 72 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,448 It all happened when I was just a pup. 73 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,325 My mentor and I tried to pull a BBBG. 74 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,995 Things were going well, but then I got in too deep. 75 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,371 Once I was on the inside, 76 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,582 there was so much to steal, I lost track of the actual target. 77 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:55,585 I didn't know where the BBBG ended and I began. 78 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,505 Ahem! Dramatic monologues are my thing. 79 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:02,134 Right. Anyway, my mentor had to blow my cover and pull me out. 80 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,635 The whole thing was a disaster. 81 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:07,597 And I vowed never to try a con like that ever again. 82 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:10,475 I hear you, Wolf. You were a failure in the past. 83 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:14,396 But The Bad Guys have done just about every type of crime there is. 84 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,149 Heists, burglaries, larceny, petty and grand. 85 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,817 Fraud, putting mayo on everything, 86 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,278 using speakerphones in public, piracy, both kinds. 87 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,031 Not respecting TGIF, leaving the toilet seat up, 88 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,159 wet willies, dry willies, humid Steves, grand theft auto. 89 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,747 Buffet-sneezing, undertipping, and crimes of fashion. Can't forget that. 90 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,708 But we've never done a con. 91 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:38,670 How can we call ourselves real criminals if we haven't pulled a con? 92 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:42,049 And besides, this time, I'll be the one on the inside, 93 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,550 and you'll be... 94 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,260 Your mentor. 95 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:48,847 You'll have to follow my plan and do what I say. I'm in! 96 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,474 Uh... Fine. 97 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,226 All we need now is to find a childless baron. 98 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,145 Got one! 99 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,482 What? I have a news alert for newly arrived barons, 100 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,735 recently departed bishops, and limited-edition sneaker drops. 101 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,862 His name is Baron von Tuskington. 102 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,907 Just moved to town, and is always photographed wearing this crown. 103 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,284 I'm sure it's worth a pretty penny. 104 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:13,455 There's crowns, and then there's crowns. 105 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,375 Wowie! 106 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,584 Well, we've got our target. 107 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,544 Looks like The Bad Guys are... 108 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:20,670 Oh, yeah. No, no, no. 109 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:23,382 Well, I was thinking I would say it, since it was my idea. 110 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,509 Sure thing. Go ahead. 111 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:28,012 - Looks like The Bad Guys are pulling-- - ...are pulling a con! 112 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,601 Okay, everyone remember the plan. 113 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,145 Webs, you're going in as Snake's stuffed animal. 114 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:39,022 Once you're inside, set up your cameras 115 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,066 so we find where the baron keeps that crown. 116 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:41,983 Copy. 117 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,276 Snake, I know it's hard, 118 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:46,988 but you're supposed to be a kid, so you have to act like a little kid. 119 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:50,033 Look how hideously adorable I am. How could this not work? 120 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,536 And remember, don't let yourself get in too deep. 121 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:56,623 The target is the crown. The crown. Say it back to me. Crown. 122 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:59,334 - Wolf, come on. I know what I'm doing. - All right. 123 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,629 The BBBG is a go. 124 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:08,010 Debra! The door! It made a noise! 125 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:09,887 Deb? 126 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:18,353 Oh! Did I do it right? I never opened a door before. 127 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:19,814 It's fun! 128 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:28,780 Oh, dear! 129 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,200 An abandoned orphan at my doorstep. 130 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,536 I'm afraid you've come at a terrible time. 131 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:39,876 My girl Friday, Debra, has left to "explore other opportunities," and... 132 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,421 you see, she usually handles this sort of thing. 133 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,800 I'm sure you understand. 134 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,270 What? It's not like I can just a-adopt... 135 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:29,424 Was it impulsive for me to adopt a random child left at my door? Perhaps. 136 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:33,261 But they said the same thing about me buying that soda factory 137 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:35,931 just so I could force it to stop making root beer. 138 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,350 I mean, who likes root beer? 139 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,893 Like, no one. 140 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,270 Root beer is for suckers. 141 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:45,273 See! That's why you're my boy. 142 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,693 Good night, my precious son. 143 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:01,164 Told you this would be a piece of cake. 144 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:04,042 - Just don't lose focus. What's the target? - The crown. 145 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,753 Wolf, you gotta trust me. I got this. 146 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,172 Time for phase two, finding that crown. 147 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,841 Also phase two, stop treating Webs like a ragdoll! 148 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:15,136 Okay. I've tricked out this sippy cup with a periscopic camera. 149 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,973 We just get the baron to put it wherever he keeps his goods. 150 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,392 Then we'll see if the crown is in there too. 151 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,936 - No problem. - Hey, buddy! 152 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:26,065 Uh, baby it up a little. Try crying. 153 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,191 Wah! 154 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:30,111 I'm coming, sweet child! 155 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,070 What's wrong, son? 156 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,406 I had a bad dream. 157 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:38,785 It was a dream, and in the dream, somebody stole my sippy cup. 158 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:41,663 And I-I wonder, do you think you can lock it up 159 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:45,166 wherever you keep your most precious objects? 160 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:48,753 Oh, surrounded by all the wealth in the world, 161 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:53,175 and yet my little tike is worried about a simple plastic cup. 162 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:57,012 The things that really matter are the things we love the most. 163 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,473 And that is you now, my boy. 164 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,767 So, off I go. 165 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,874 He likes the most hideous things. 166 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,890 Target acquired. 167 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,809 Time for phase three, getting the team inside. 168 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:49,189 "And the upper class lived happily ever after. 169 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,982 The end." 170 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,400 Ah, that was great, Pops. 171 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:56,321 But you know what would make me feel like a big boy? If I could read it on my own. 172 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,157 Maybe you could hire me a tutor? 173 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:05,372 Greetings, salutations, and remembrances. 174 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:09,585 My vocabulary is very extensive because I'm an expert reader. 175 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,087 Come in. 176 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,215 - Ouch! Owie! - Shark, just take the glasses off. 177 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,678 No can do. I built the entire character around them. 178 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,056 And what does this say? 179 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,894 Don't take this the wrong way, Papa, but you're a terrible cook. 180 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,523 Think we could hire somebody? Please? 181 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,903 Somebody order a chef? 182 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,447 Phase three complete. I can't believe it. 183 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:42,325 We're actually pulling off the BBBG. 184 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,786 It's all because of me. I really am a great mentor. 185 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:45,871 Oh! Ow! 186 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,373 Time for phase four. 187 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,502 Snake, you keep the baron occupied while the team gets that crown. 188 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:57,006 Uh, Papa, could you tell me a story? 189 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,384 Preferably a long one. 190 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,263 A very, uh, very long one. 191 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:07,600 I'll tell you about the first time I fell in love. 192 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:11,104 I was sitting in a diner when, suddenly, approaching me, 193 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,564 I saw a lovely, 194 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,982 round, 195 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,693 smoking-hot... 196 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,486 bowl of soup. 197 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,238 Delivered by a waitress named Esmerelda, I think. 198 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,533 But this soup was incredible! 199 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:27,370 It had pumpkin, it had cardamom, it had soul. 200 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,789 Uh, what do we do? This is usually Snake's part. 201 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:30,749 Don't worry. 202 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:35,462 I have Snake's copy of The Boxman's Code: Unlocking the Secrets of Unlocking. 203 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,798 - First, face the lock. - Well, duh! Who wouldn't know how to-- 204 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,635 This is impossible. We're never gonna find the vault. 205 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,179 Oh! 206 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,432 And I didn't brush my teeth for a week, 207 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:52,771 so the taste of that soup stayed with me for the rest of my vacation, 208 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,814 which I'm still having. 209 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,901 Oh, I haven't worked a day in my life. 210 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,070 The power of generational wealth. 211 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,991 You know, son, I've never loved anything as much as that soup. 212 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:10,121 - That is, until you showed up at my door. - Really? 213 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:14,960 And I want to show that love by bequeathing you my entire fortune. 214 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,213 Does that happen to include any jewelry? 215 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:23,134 Like, uh, oh, I don't know, a priceless crown, perhaps? 216 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,596 Oh, good guess. But the crown is practically lunch money. 217 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:31,519 The real fortune is my trillions of dollars in stocks and bonds. 218 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:38,608 T-t-trillions? With a "T"'? And an "S" at the end? Trillions? 219 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,070 Those reading lessons are really paying off. 220 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,196 Yes, my dear son. 221 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,282 And they will all be yours to inherit 222 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:49,245 once you become an adult. 223 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,249 You know, Pops, all this talk about money has made me greedy. 224 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,750 I-I mean, hungry. 225 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,752 I'm still learning my words. 226 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,380 I'm gonna go grab a snack. Now, don't you go anywhere. 227 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,174 Ooh, I want to hear more stories about your, uh... 228 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,719 I mean, our money. 229 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:16,312 Put that back! I've got an even bigger score for us. 230 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:21,067 My papa's trillion-dollar fortune! 231 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,486 Your papa? Snake, no. Don't do this again. 232 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,321 Just stick to the plan. 233 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,531 No, Wolfie! Wolf! 234 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,908 Just think, if we play it cool for another, 235 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:32,662 I don't know, a decade or two, we'll walk away with trillions. 236 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,330 No, we can't stop now. 237 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,250 You really think you can pretend to be a baby for that long? 238 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:40,837 - I really do. - Oh, no. It's happening. 239 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,839 He's in too deep. Slap him out of it. 240 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,299 I can't slap a baby! 241 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,217 I can! 242 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,434 - Too cute. Can't move. - Look away! Look away! 243 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,229 I am doing this for the good of the team. 244 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:04,694 We're about to pull off the longest long con in history. 245 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,905 - Heistory! - No, too late. 246 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,616 Snake! No! 247 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,036 This is exactly why we should have never tried the BBBG! 248 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:17,498 Wolf, your friends need you, and you're the only one who can save them. 249 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,751 You're the mentor now, Wolf. 250 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,127 You can do this. 251 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,964 The voice of my former mentor encouraging me from the grave after all these years? 252 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,342 - Heist Heaven does exist? - What? No! 253 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,302 It's Webs. Pull it together, man! 254 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,804 Oh, right. Sorry. 255 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,349 Hmm. 256 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,892 Hmm. 257 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,852 I know what I have to do. 258 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,189 Pops, we talked about this. 259 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:45,151 I am way too old for the airplane. Do the choo-choo train instead. 260 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,905 Whoo-whoo! Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga. 261 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,699 Ah, that's good stuff. 262 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,368 - Papa? - Uh, do I know you? 263 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,495 Hey, Pops? 264 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,455 Uh, I-I'm ready for bed. 265 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,375 Why don't you make this stranger go away, 266 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,252 and take me to my room? 267 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,800 Don't go! I-I'm your long-lost son. My mother's name was Esmerelda. 268 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,260 She always told stories about the handsome baron 269 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,887 that would come into her diner. 270 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,848 I've been looking for you for years. 271 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,559 She told me to bring you this. 272 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,937 Oh, you do have her eyes. 273 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,314 Pumpkin? Cardamom? 274 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:28,820 I would recognize the delicious aroma of that soup anywhere. 275 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,238 Oh, it must be true! 276 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,783 Come on in, new new son. 277 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:41,207 No way! The baron's real son showed up right in the middle of our thing? 278 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,711 - You know that's Wolf, right? - Wolf is the baron's real son?! 279 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,755 Shh! I want to hear this. Wolf is doing the unthinkable. 280 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:51,926 He's trying to pull off an LLLG, the Long Lost Lovechild Gambit, 281 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,388 while confronting the failures of his past. 282 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,809 Oh, sorry, boys. I couldn't find the chef. 283 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,686 Probably pulled a Debra. 284 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,565 Fortunately, we have one heck of a bowl of soup to share. 285 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,692 You know, you look kind of familiar. 286 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,861 Don't see how that's possible. 287 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,948 Ah, but maybe you just remind me of a character from a book I was reading. 288 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,659 He had a very unhappy ending. 289 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:21,289 Not to brag, but your brother is a pretty advanced reader. 290 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,876 The joys of fatherhood, teaching your child to read. 291 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,919 By hiring a person to do that for you. 292 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,172 He seems mature for his age. How old are you? 293 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,382 I don't know. Four? 294 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,218 F-five-ish? No, three. Wait, no! 295 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,721 Like, maybe, you know, one to six? 296 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,056 That's an interesting age. 297 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,768 I was born in a leap year, so it's actually pretty normal. 298 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,685 I remember being that age. 299 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,438 Being young, never knowing when to stop playing 300 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:49,025 and focus on what I was supposed to be doing. 301 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,319 No idea what you're talking about. 302 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,114 And I'd watch what I say if I were you. 303 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,748 Sibling rivalries are to be expected, 304 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,294 but just know that I love you both the same. 305 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:14,300 Boy, all this reuniting with family has tired me out. 306 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,553 I guess I'll see you in the morning, baby bro. 307 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:21,766 Actually, I was thinking my big bro and I could have a sleepover. 308 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,935 Really get to bond. 309 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,438 That is a beautiful idea. 310 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,441 Mwah! Mwah! 311 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,989 Where do you think you're going? 312 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,367 To rescue our team. 313 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,498 You never know when to stop. You get in too deep. 314 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,542 I know exactly what I'm doing. 315 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,170 - Stealing trillions of dollars. - What are you talking about? 316 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,296 It will never work. 317 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,674 You can't pretend to be his son for 20 years. 318 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,971 You're just afraid of blowing it again, like you did with your mentor. 319 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,348 I'm the mentor now. 320 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:06,102 I'm making sure The Bad Guys get out with the crown, as planned. 321 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,854 Want to wiggle with me, little baby? 322 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,274 - Think you can stop-- - What's going on here? 323 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,485 Papa, help! He's not really your son. 324 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,195 He was trying to rob us, 325 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,157 but I stopped him. 326 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,034 Oh... 327 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,832 That's right. Like all richies, I'm trained in Elizabethan swordplay. 328 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,333 I must defend my home, 329 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,587 and protect my son from... 330 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,589 Uh-oh. 331 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,849 The effects of the de-aging chamber wore off. 332 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,684 W-what's going on? 333 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:51,230 Uh... Snakes just, uh, age differently, you know? 334 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,774 Puberty hits us hard, Papa. What can I say? Hey. 335 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,610 The good news, now that I'm an adult, 336 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,446 you can just go ahead and give me those trillions of dollars. 337 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,573 Oh, you've got to be kidding me! 338 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,410 I fell for a BBBG? 339 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,913 And an LLLG? 340 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,291 You were after my crown, weren't you? 341 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,419 Thank goodness. 342 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,630 It's just the chef and the tutor. 343 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,923 And... Oh, wait. 344 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,758 You're all part of it?! 345 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,260 You won't get away with this! 346 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,096 Run! 347 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,808 Come back here! 348 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,264 Whoa! Hey, whoa! 349 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,266 Papa? 350 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,729 Hmm? 351 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,234 Oh, I may be a fool, 352 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,695 but I know my precious baby is in there somewhere. 353 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,571 And I can't hurt him. 354 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:23,824 Just go. 355 00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:26,910 Wait! 356 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,746 Can I ask you one last question? 357 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,915 Was I a good papa? 358 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,210 No. 359 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,254 You were a great papa. 360 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,587 And I promise, 361 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:41,757 there's a snotty little rugrat somewhere out there who'll love you, 362 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,011 and won't lie to your face and rob you blind. 363 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:53,436 {\an8}Baron von Tuskington has adopted every orphan in the city. 364 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,397 {\an8}When asked for comment, the baron said he'd never been happier, 365 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,024 {\an8}or more exhausted. 366 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:01,193 Well, I guess it's a happy ending all around. 367 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,153 What? 368 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,406 The Bad Guys pulled off two cons and got the crown. 369 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,117 We only got the crown because I stepped in. 370 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,703 You would have blown it. You never know when to stop. 371 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,831 That's why I've got you, Wolfie. Always there to pull me back. 372 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,250 We're a perfect pair, like oil and water. 373 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,835 Let's never change. 374 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,963 We did pull off our first con as a team. 375 00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:22,882 Plus, I know the perfect buyer 376 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:26,470 to take all that stolen cream off our hands. 377 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:33,517 Good afternoon, sir, who we've never met before. 378 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,478 Could we interest you in a new cream, 379 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:38,440 guaranteed to keep brand-new fathers energetic and spry?