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THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.
UNDERAGE DRINKING IS STRONGLY
PROHIBITED AND ILLEGAL.

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IN KEEPING WITH THE RECENT SOCIAL
CLIMATE, THE BLACK CIRCLES HAVE
BEEN INCREASED 5% IN SIZE.

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GRAND BLUE DREAMING SEASON 3

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GRAND BLUE DREAMING SEASON 3

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In the summer of my
first year in high school,

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I lost my virginity.

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Uh-huh.

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What's with that reaction?

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I mean, you know?

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Nobody gives a shit about
the dream you had last night.

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ENGINEERING LAB #2
SUPPLEMENTARY CLASSES
Who said I was talking about a dream?

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I was being serious. It was my tutor,
a college student named Elena-san.

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Oh, come on, porn scenario?

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Or porn game?

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I'm telling you, it's true.

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If only Elena-san were here.
She'd back up my statement.

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Oh, yeah?

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That's too bad.

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I've got something like that, too.

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- What?
- Spit it out.

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Back in middle school, I was so popular
that I even had a fan club.

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Wha? Quit making up shit, asshole!

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You're one to talk.

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If only someone from my middle school
were here. They'd back me up.

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Pah! Anybody can just say things.

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What? You guys don't have
any past glories to speak of?

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Your lives are so sad.

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Don't be ridiculous!

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Of course we do.

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They used to call me a boy wonder
back in grade school.

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Everyone in my hometown
knows me as a bad boy.

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Oh, yeah? Really?

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Smells like bullshit.

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Say that again!

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Quiet in here!

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My lectures are sacred.

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Prepare for them in silence.

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But Assistant Professor!

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These guys are lying their asses off!

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I told you, I'm not lying.

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Quit being green with envy.

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Lies?

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You numbskulls can't even
see through those?

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No, we know they're lying.

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They just refuse to admit it.

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In that case...

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Prove yourselves through science!

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Through science?

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What the heck?

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Grin.

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LIE DETECTOR
(1,980 YEN)

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Uh, Assistant Professor?

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This is just a toy.

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How can we prove ourselves with this?

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This is the problem with dolts.

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Wha?

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Do you know how these things work?

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MECHANISM OF A (1,980 YEN) LIE DETECTOR
It measures your blood pressure and pulse,

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANIME
and uses drastic changes
in them to detect lies.

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BZZT LIE
and uses drastic changes
in them to detect lies.

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But it won't work on these guys.

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They lie as easily as they breathe.

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I'm well aware.

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That's where engineering savvy comes in.

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CHARPY IMPACT TEST-STYLE
LIE DETECTOR

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This way, we can amplify
the stress felt when lying.

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That's our professor!

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Good luck lying with your
manhood on the line!

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Let's do a test run just in case.

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Okay, Yamamoto, make up some random lie.

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Me?

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Anything goes.

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Easy for you to say.

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I've never lied once in my entire life.

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Good. Everything seems to be in order.

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Another impressive lab device, sir.

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More than enough destructive power, too.

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One of my many virtues
is my standout honesty.

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You can stop lying now.

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Quit making the machine go off.

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Okay, let's start with
the most obvious lie.

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Right. You're up, Nojima.

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This is defamation!

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Everyone keeps calling me a liar!

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Screw this! I'm outta here!

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– Not happening.
– We need to verify the facts of the case.

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- We need to verify the facts of the case.
- Ugh!

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I wasn't trying to run or anything!

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Then what were you doing?

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I was just pissed because you
called it an "obvious lie"!

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Got it.

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Why don't you go first, then, Kohei?

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I don't mind.

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You sure about this?

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This is nothing.
I just have to tell the truth, right?

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True that.

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Try saying something.

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Sure.

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I was keeping quiet about this, but...

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Why?

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Because you weren't
keeping quiet. You spoke.

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That counts as a lie too?

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At least let the intro slide!

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Well, then. Fetch me once you've finished.

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You're okay with that?!

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Who's supervising?!

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Screw you, Kitahara! You set me up!

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How was that my fault?!

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No excuses!

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Boys, lock Kitahara in.

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Yessir!

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You assholes!

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<i>Whatever. I just have to tell the truth.</i>

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Actually, back in high school,

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a girl—

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Wake up!

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A girl what? Finish that sentence
before you die!

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All right. Wanna do Mitarai next?

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Agreed.

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You said you had a fanclub
in middle school?

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Y-Yeah...

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Then prove to us that
you're telling the truth.

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By putting your life on the line.

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Fine.

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Let me ask, then...

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Sure.

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Were you really popular in middle school?

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Yes!

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He's telling the truth.

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What?!

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Try being more specific!

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Did multiple girls ask you out?

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Yes.

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Next! Did you really have a fan club?

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Yes.

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- No way!
- It was true?

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Sheesh. Are we done here?

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I'd never lie about something like that.

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They...

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Kitahara?

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Were...

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Were they...

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human women?

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Hey, Mitarai.

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Who or what were you popular with?

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All right.

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Well, then...

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It's time for the main event, right?

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<i>Let me organize my thoughts.</i>

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<i>Technically, this is not</i>
<i>a machine that detects lies.</i>

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<i>It only measures</i>
<i>your blood pressure and pulse.</i>

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<i>It reacts to things other than lies, too.</i>

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<i>That means...</i>

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<i>you can mask the truth as a lie, too.</i>

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There's no way he lost his virginity
in his first year of high school.

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What a silly bluff.

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Just goes to show how pathetic Nojima is.

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<i>And, worst of all...</i>

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<i>you guys besmirched my good name!</i>

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Get on with it, liar.

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Say you lost your virginity.

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And admit to your lies.

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Okay.

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To tell the truth...

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the summer of my first year
in high school...

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my virginity...

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was not lost!

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You're that desperate to
not admit you're a virgin?

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He told the truth
and still lost his marbles!

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Professor, this thing's defective.

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It also reacts to pulse changes
when you hold your breath.

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You can play the truth off as a lie, too.

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Ah.

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Duly noted.

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Hello? Kitahara?

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Nojima? What's up?

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Let me copy your assignment for tomorrow.

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You still haven't done it?

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I thought it was due next week.

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Anyway, I'll get to your place in a sec.
Get your report ready.

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What? My place?

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Wait, Nojima. Now's not a good time.

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Don't worry. I bet your room's filthy.

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I don't ca...re?

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Oh?

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A friend of Iori-kun's?

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Kitahara-kun?

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I'll do anything, so please spare my life.

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IZAKAYA MUMBO JUMBO

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And so...

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Kitahara set up this mixer for us.

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Such friendship.

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Bravo.

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Yeah, after you tortured me
for five hours.

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Who's coming?

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Nanaka-san said she'd bring people.

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So, I should just invite some friends?

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Yes, please.

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Hello!

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You're all here already?

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Way to jump the gun!

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Wait, that's my angel!

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Your angel, my ass!

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I met an angel.

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Shucks. I haven't thought of
a name for our kid yet.

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Quit fantasizing about my wife.

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No, mine.

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Just so you guys know...

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If you try anything funny with
Nanaka-san, I swear I'll end you.

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So be it.

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It might be worth it
to get to know a hottie like her.

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I'd pay the price too.

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Don't worry! I'll make her happy!

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I'll never make her cry!

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I'll be faithful for life!

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You assholes...

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Oh?

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Am I late?

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What happened to faithful for life?!

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You invited Azusa-san?

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Yep. And also...

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JUNIOR
Heya.

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LITTLE SISTER

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MITARAI'S GIRLFRIEND

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Huh? Why her?

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Aina-chan invited her.

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This is Ohashi Rie-san.
We became friends recently.

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Good evening.
I'll be joining you for a bit.

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"For a bit"?

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Yes. Until my prey falls into the trap.

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Huh?

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<i>I heard there's a mixer tonight?</i>
<i>I'm on my way!</i>

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You're not invited,
and you really shouldn't come.

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Screw that.

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Your boy's on the hunt tonight!

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Um, looks like he'll be here soon.

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Thank you. Don't worry,
I asked someone to fill in for me.

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Sorry for the trouble.

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THE FILL IN

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SOB SOB
Hey, quit with the waterworks.

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Why the hell are you here?!

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Right back at you, jerk.

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I came for a mixer,
but I already know everyone here.

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Same here.

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Huh?

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ONLY KNOWS HER AS THAT
<i>Wait, I'm pretty sure I've never</i>
<i>met this girl before.</i>

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<i>Am I being hit on?</i>

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<i>So, she's into me!</i>

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Your faithfulness goes three ways?

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My chopsticks just broke!

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Anyway, let's get drinking.

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Cheers!

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Didn't you guys come
to our festival together?

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You must be close.

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Oh, please.

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<i>Friends with these idiots?</i>

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You're making me blush.

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To help a friend... <i>or sabotage...</i>
I'd put my life on the line.

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<i>Now, who should I go for?</i>

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<i>Thoughtless!</i>

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<i>Reckless!</i>

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<i>I mean, I'd totally pick up</i>
<i>either if I could,</i>

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<i>but none of us here are</i>
<i>smooth enough to pull that off.</i>

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<i>Besides, I already know</i>
<i>one girl's into me!</i>

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Uh...

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What's up, Cakey?

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SHIVER SHIVER
Seriously, what's wrong?!

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SHIVER SHIVER
What did you see that
destroyed your mind?!

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<i>I've shown my interest. Next up...</i>

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<i>What do you think of me? Am I the best?</i>

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Say...

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Yes?

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Are you into virgins?

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What is up with this guy?!

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Why the hell would you open with that?

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Way to kill the mood, moron!

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Oh, virgins? I'm down for that.

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<i>A goddess!</i>

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Come to mama, boys.

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How about the others?

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I don't really know...

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I wouldn't decide based on that either.

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I don't care.

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Hmm...

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I'd rather die than hook up
with an ugly virgin.

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Brutal!

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Don't mind her. That's just how she is.

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I'm so glad I'm not ugly.

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How optimistic are you guys?!

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Can you tell us more about
being down for virgins?

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What's a good position for a first-timer?

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– Any mood-setters you're into?
– Easy there.

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Some people aren't comfortable
with that kinda talk.

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Keep it family friendly, okay?

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Sorry. How ungentlemanly of me!

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Family friendly! Got it!

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This new porno I saw
the other day was great.

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Oh, that one?

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I thought it was great too.

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We're sorry.

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It's fine.

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What a disastrous mixer.

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You. Talk about something amusing.

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Who died and made you queen?

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Kohei, she wants to hear
something amusing.

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On it.

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MAGICAL GIRL LALAKO
Okay, let's not waste any oxygen here.

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What would you prefer, then?

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I know...

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Tell us about your breakup.

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God, you're such a piece of trash.

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I bet you didn't take her anywhere
nice for summer break or anything.

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You'd be surprised.

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They went to his family home
and to Palau together.

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Huh?

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Wait, so you met the family
and went on a pre-wedding trip?

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Uh, not exactly...

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- Huh?
- What's wrong?!

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You poor thing.

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I didn't blackmail her or anything!

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Kitahara, Kitahara.

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What?

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We can't keep a convo going.

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Huh?

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Figure something out.

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Thirty pornos.

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Okay, then! We've made enough small talk!

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Why don't we play a game
to get to know each other?

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What's happening?

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What kind of game?

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We'll use this to have fun!

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LIE DETECTOR
A lie detector?

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LIE DETECTOR
How does it work?

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It measures changes in your pulse.

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If the needle swings all the way here,

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it's a lie, and the liar gets shocked.

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Does it hurt?

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Nah, just a bit tingly.

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And the question will be a mixer classic!

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Is anyone here your type?

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<i>Good job, Kitahara!</i>

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<i>Great question!</i>

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<i>I'm so glad we're besties!</i>

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Is anyone here my type?

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Sure.

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Really?

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Oh, wow.

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Who could it be?

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Next, Nanaka-san!

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Er, is anyone here my type?

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Totally.

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<i>For real? They both like someone here?!</i>

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<i>Since Kitahara has a girl,</i>
<i>and Imamura's in 2D land...</i>

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<i>It has to be one of us!</i>

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<i>And I'm the hottest one among us!</i>

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<i>Welp.</i>

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<i>What a beautiful day.</i>

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<i>I'll remember it forever.</i>

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My type? Here?

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Not a chance.

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Ow!

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Hey, we have a liar.

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So you do like someone here?

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No way! This thing must be broken!

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She did try to pick up Imamura
when she met him at the festival.

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He was your type, right?

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What are you talking about?

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<i>Yeah, this device can be trusted!</i>

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Um... yes.

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HA HA HA
She did hit on you at first.

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HA HA HA
Good times.

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Nope.

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Not even your boyfriend?!

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This thing is fun.

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Isn't it?

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This is how mixers ought to be!

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Thanks, Kitahara!

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You got the party started!

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That's my friend for life!

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Glad to hear it.

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<i>You know, I've been hanging</i>
<i>with these guys a lot,</i>

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<i>but I've never seen them</i>
<i>look this happy before.</i>

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<i>Their faces make me wanna puke.</i>

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Kohei, let's get 'em already.

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Where'd that come from?

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HE HE HE
I did promise to set up a mixer for them.

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HE HE HE
You sure did.

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But I never said anything
about letting them leave alive.

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You have a point there.

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<i>I disagree.</i>

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Actually, nobody here's
my type! Just kidding!

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Oh, it does tingle a bit...

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A lot!

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Huh?

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Nojima?

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Oh, by the way...

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DEATH X200: STRONG - MID - WEAK
Guys who lie get shocked with 200 times
the volts to make things interesting.

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Hey!

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All right.

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Your turn, Fujiwara.

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Screw that!

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Just don't lie, man. Don't kill the vibe.

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There is someone here who's my ty...

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Azusa-san, you dropped your chopstick.

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Huh? Where?

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...pe.

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You're up, Yamamoto.

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Hell no!

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I'm not doing this until you turn it down
and promise not to make me

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– lie on purp...
– Actually, forget it. Just die.

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That does it.

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You really forced that.
Not that I'm complaining.

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Thanks for coming out tonight, ladies!

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You can leave the trash to us.

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Huh? We're done already?

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You want more to drink?
Different bar, then?

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No, not that.

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This thing.

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You haven't had your turn yet.

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Huh? There's no point.
We already know the answer.

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Right, you did say you think
Nanaka and I are smoking hot.

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I'll still do it, though.

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Okay, uh... do I have...

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Hold it. What?

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It's no fun if we already know the answer.

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So make it excluding those two.

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Huh? That's not fair.

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What's the big deal, Kitahara?

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It's important to be realistic
and not wish for the impossible.

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You're the last guy
I wanna hear that from.

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<i>It'd be easy to say I'm not</i>
<i>attracted to any of them.</i>

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Who do you think you are, Kitahara?

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<i>But if I say I am...</i>

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I knew you had a thing for Kohei.

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Really?!

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<i>That means I only have one answer!</i>

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Out of everyone here...

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I'm attracted to multiple people!

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Multiple?!

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I mean, you're all attractive
in your own way.

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Huh.

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Is that so?

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I can't narrow it down to one person!

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Okay, Kohei can finish...

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Iori-kun?

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Does that mean you like
someone other than Chisa-chan?

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Was it a good idea
to leave those two alone?

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Don't think about it.

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All we can do for him now
is pray that he survives.

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What're they talking about?

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Familial love.

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