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There!

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Another day of cleaning up all these
cigarette butts off the ground.

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- What the hell?!
- Crap.

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I got tar juice on my clothes.

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Yanineko, what are you, nuts?!

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Rent's not due until next week, right?

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Schwing!

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Just be more careful from now on!

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I just found a long ciggy butt!

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It's a little black
from some weird juice, though.

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It'll be fine.

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<i>Damn it!</i>

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<i>That stupid, raunchy cat!</i>

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Why?!

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BE MINDFUL OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS
TO AVOID EXPOSURE TO SECONDHAND SMOKE.

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SMOKING UNDER THE AGE OF 20
IS PROHIBITED BY LAW.

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A brand-new pack of smokes.

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But it's not in its complete form yet.

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New packs are packed tight.

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When you take out about five,

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it leaves just enough room
to fit in a cheap lighter.

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<i>Nothing beats a pack of smokes like this.</i>

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Life in its perfect form is fleeting.

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It's packed so tight
that I can't get any out.

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Ain't no way.

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Just why?

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What did I do to deserve this?

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Wait, three-second rule.

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I'll just take home the ones
that didn't land in shit.

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Money's already tight this month.

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They're probably fine
if I just cut off the tips.

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<i>Chainsmoker Cat!</i>

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Okay, all anthro temps,
can I have your attention?

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Here's what you're doing today.

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And by the way, the entire facility
has a strict no-smoking policy.

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Your cigarettes will be confiscated
until you clock out.

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After 20 minutes of no smoking,

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blood pressure and other vital signs
return to normal.

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After 30 minutes of no smoking,

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nicotine concentration in the body halves,
and withdrawal symptoms begin to appear.

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After six to eight hours of no smoking,

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carbon monoxide and oxygen concentration
in the blood return to normal levels.

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Where did number 56 go?

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She bolted!

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She has 30 minutes left on her shift!

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That's so good!

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Are you the anthro helper?

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This vase is a national treasure.

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I ask that you don't scratch it,

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or get your beast smell all over it.

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You got it.

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How is it even dirtier
than it was before you polished it?

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Plus, it smells like a train station.

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Curse you!

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<i>I have 170 yen to my name.</i>

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<i>And six cigarettes.</i>

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<i>There are six days left
until my next day job.</i>

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<i>I have to live off of 28 yen a day.</i>

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<i>And one cigarette a day.</i>

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<i>Okay, it's doable!</i>

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<i>This is my first and last cigarette
of the day.</i>

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<i>When I'm smoking,
I'm freed from my worries.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>Surviving six days on 170 yen is nothing.</i>

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Okay, maybe just one more.

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<i>Well, crap.</i>

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You know, smoking just one a day
was gonna be too hard anyway.

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Now that they're gone,
I'll be able to accept it.

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Why does this always happen?

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Always, always, always!

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Why is my willpower so shit?

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I'm not a bad person.

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God hasn't abandoned me yet!

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Your total is 1,160 yen.

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REMAINING FUNDS: 10 YEN

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<i>Chainsmoker Cat.</i>

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Sis?

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It's been a while.

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What's going on?

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<i>Nothing, just calling because I wanted
to hear my little sister's voice.</i>

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You're weird.

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I miss you. It's been way too long.

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You should come hang out sometime.

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- No way.
- What?!

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Your place always smells like cigarettes.

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I bet your floor is covered in ash.

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Of course not.

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Then send me a pic of your room.

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I'll consider coming over after I see it.

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I'm going to clean this place up.

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I'm going to do it.

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<i>First, get the trash together.
No, I need trash bags before that.</i>

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<i>What do I do with the floor?</i>

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<i>Gather the butts,
throw them out, clean the fridge.</i>

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<i>Clean the poop ring.</i>

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<i>I'm in so much trouble.</i>

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<i>I'm running out of time!</i>

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<i>It hurts.</i>

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<i>Why am I so unlucky?</i>

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<i>I need to smoke.</i>

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These are still totally smokable.

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This one hasn't been smoked!
Best day ever!

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I'm so lucky.

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It's Sis.

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She must have scrambled to clean her room.

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I guess if it's just a little messy,
I'm willing to overlook it.

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LOOK, LITTLE SIS!

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<i>Poop.</i>

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GO DIE

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I think I'll try to stop smoking

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since Little Sis seems mad.

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That's way too many words.

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I mean,
the more I put on, the better, right?

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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

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What?

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Wow, you haven't smoked
for three whole days?

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I'm just doing my best.

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I mean, you were smoking so much,
it's like you were running on nicotine.

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I'm so proud of you!

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You are?

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I'm serious!

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This is without a doubt the greatest thing
you've ever accomplished.

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Come on, you're praising me too much.

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What?

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Nothing beats beer
in the middle of a weekday.

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It's a heart-shaped smoke ring.

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That's gotta be a lucky sign.

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Hey there.

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What do you want, Smoke-face?

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Just sharing my good fortune.

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Hey.

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Go buy me some booze and smokes.

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Beer and Mild Seven.

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But I need to do my homework.

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You talking back to me, boy?

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Stop your stupid studying!

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You're getting a job
right out of middle school anyway!

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But...

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You should be grateful
I take care of your ugly mug.

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Now show a little gratitude and go buy
my booze and cigarettes, you little shit.

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What's wrong?

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Honestly.

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What's with my sister and the landlord
ganging up on me, telling me I smell?

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Man, I hate showering.
What a pain in the ass.

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But you know, despite everything,
it does make me feel refreshed.

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Baths are like laundry for your soul.

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Maybe I actually like being clean.

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Yeah, getting clean is a pain,

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but I do love me a good smoke
after a bath.

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<i>My throat hurts, and I have chills.</i>

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<i>Could I have a cold?</i>

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<i>Yeah, this is definitely a cold.</i>

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<i>The cigarettes taste so bad,
I can't smoke at all.</i>

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<i>I need to rest.</i>

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Thank you, come again.

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<i>Okay, I can at least manage
to smoke menthols.</i>

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Help.

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Why did you run away?

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I went out of my way to come nurse you.

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I thought you were someone
from Public Health.

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Normally, people don't come and nurse you
in a hazmat suit.

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That's because it smells like cigarettes,

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and you never clean.

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I can't handle the combo of trash and tar.

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Anyway, how do you feel?

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A little better than yesterday.

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I'll make you some porridge.

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<i>Her words may be harsh,</i>

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<i>but she still came despite everything.</i>

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<i>My little sister loves me.</i>

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Porridge is done.

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Oh my god, are you okay? I'm so sorry!

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Gross! No way!

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Where's my mask? No, no, no!

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What the hell?

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What is this?

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Does it really smell that bad?

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Not gonna lie, that hurts.

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THE PREVIOUS DAY

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If it isn't Imoko.

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Hello, Kansai.

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Thank you for everything you do
for my sister.

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You're so polite.

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Are you really that thing's sister?

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What're you doing?

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Apparently, my sister caught a cold.

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So, I came to buy a hazmat suit.

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I see, that's why you're here.

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Still, can't believe that thing gets sick.

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My sister has always been prone to colds.

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<i>She'd do stuff like
eat 50 popsicles in one sitting.</i>

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<i>Or jump into snow wearing a T-shirt.</i>

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<i>And every time, I take care of her.</i>

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<i>Sounds like a lot of work for you.</i>

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<i>Tell me about it.</i>

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It must be a hassle coming out this way.

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I don't mind checking on her
if you shoot me a text.

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Thank you.

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But nobody knows my sister better than me.

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I think it's best if I'm the one
who takes care of her.

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- So cute.
- So cute.

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Let me adopt you.

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Why?

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<i>Chainsmoker Cat.</i>

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Doctor, are my sister's lungs...

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She is definitely going to die.

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No!

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She has maybe two, three months left.

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No!

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Well, maybe a little longer.

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Around 100 days?

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One-hundred...

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cats?

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Imoko!

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How dare you make my sister cry!

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Your lungs are to blame.

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Look, I get it.

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Everybody dies eventually.

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That's all there is to it.

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No smoking inside the hospital,
you filthy beast scum!

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A dream?

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It was just a dream?

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So the lung cancer and the 100 days left
to live were all just a dream?

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Sis?

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What's wrong?

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<i>Did I wake you up?</i>

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No, I was doing my homework.

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You sound kind of down.

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Did your cold come back?

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<i>I'm fine.</i>

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Really. It's nothing.

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I just wanted to talk to you.

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<i>Yeah?</i>

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<i>Anyway, you need to take care of yourself.</i>

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<i>It's not easy coming over
in a hazmat suit, you know?</i>

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Imoko.

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<i>Yeah?</i>

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<i>I'm going to quit smoking, I swear!</i>

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Look outside. It's really pretty.

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Amazing, isn't it?

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Apparently, the Milky Way
is really clear tonight.

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<i>I don't know what happened,</i>

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<i>but you can always call me
whenever you want.</i>

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The stars are so pretty.

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>I'm right here</i>

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under the same stars.

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<i>It looks like cigarette smoke.</i>

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What?

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What was that sound?

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<i>Sis?</i>

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<i>I heard a flick.</i>

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<i>Was that a lighter?</i>

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<i>What did you just light?</i>

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<i>You said you were going to quit smoking!</i>

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Man, that tastes good.

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Subtitle translation by: Zensho Yamamoto

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THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.

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UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING
IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.
