Krrrack!!
A krrrack to open the episode?!
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
O-Okay, I was not expecting this.
Ooh!
Balds!
You mean birds.
What do you think?
A perfect idea, I do say.
If they all wear flower crowns, I might die from cuteness overload.
What's this about flowers, Rentaro?
Yasashiki-san from my class is in the gardening club. Maybe she can help.
Oh, u-uh...
I'm looking for flowers usable in crowns for girlfriends.
I heard the gardening club could help.
Oh, yessirree.
"Ree?"
But you gotta help me with mah farm work.
"Mah"?
Cute!
I-I'll do it!
Great. I'm Yasashiki Yamame, Class 1-3.
Pleasure to meetcha.
I'm Aijo Rentaro, Class 1-4. The pleasure's all mine.
She has such cute hairpins.
sip
They're alive!
Y-Yasashiki-san, you've got butterflies and flowers on your head.
Oh, they done been livin' on mah head.
Couldn't bear to kick 'em out, so I'm lettin' 'em be.
You're letting them live on your head?
Key's to be very careful with the shampoo.
I... I see.
What a kind soul.
Well, follow mah lead.
Okay.
By the way, why are you walking on stilts?
I got them real big feet, y'see.
I don't want ta tread on any flora or fauna,
so I walk on these in places with lotsa nature.
What a kind soul.
You got this down pat, Aijo-san.
You think?
You rip 'em out, roots'n'all.
Yasashiki-san, where do I dump the weeds?
Dump 'em? Perish the thought!
Them weeds are alive, too!
What a kind soul!
Plant them weeds in that there weed garden.
A field of dreams!
Birds on her shoulder!
And now squirrels!
Is this Nausicaa?
The robot soldiers are in the sky, though?
She loves nature, and nature loves her back.
Grow up big 'n strong.
It's amazing how insects and animals are drawn to you.
I guess they can identify the people who'll be nice to them.
P-Please, it ain't all that.
I just love 'em with all mah heart.
How did you come to love nature so much?
I'm a big lass, y'see. I used ta get teased about it.
Yo, Sizeilla!
Titan!
Stupidface!
Planet of the bigs!
Run away!
Why ain't I like them other kids?
I didn't much like mahself back then.
Park
But one day...
Child mine!
Mother mine!
I returned a chick to its nest...
and I protected a flower bein' battered by a storm...
The more I could help,
the more I started ta take pride in my size.
I'm mighty grateful to nature for helpin' me love mahself.
Grateful to nature, huh?
Huh? Smoke?
What is that?
Another creature?
An animal...
Vice Principal (Monster)
ATK
No, a monster!
Wh-What are you doing, Vice Principal?
I broke my back frockling with a mail-order host yesterday.
But I still have to go on patrol.
Who knows where I could find boys' belongings? Or the boys themselves!
Yasashiki-san?!
I-It's okay. That's just the vice principal.
N-Not her!
F-Fire!
Huh? Fire?
I saw a forest fire with mah own eyes this one time.
Fire kills plants, animals, the whole lot!
Fire's the one thing that scares me to mah soul!
Yasashiki-san...
I see. She's terrified of fire.
But that's just mugwort, though?
Mm? I smell fresh male meat!
Citrus, citrus!
Where is my citrus?
Citrus, citrus, citrus!
A-Are you okay?
Yeah...
The vice principal's gone.
Thank heavens! We've been saved!
These new saplings got dirt all over them.
They must've been startled, too.
Honest work!
You too, Yasashiki-san.
Growing plants is a lot of fun.
Imagining what they'll grow into, being able to help them thrive...
Spending time in the outside air,
feeling the soil and the vegetation is so soothing, and I never had any idea.
Aw, I'm glad y'had a good ol' time!
I had fun tendin' the field with ya, too.
Lotsa folk have helped out before,
but ain't nobody taken it as seriously as you, Aijo-san.
These flowers'll be happy to go with ya.
And...
I hope that girlfriend of yours likes her flower crown.
Yasashiki-san...
Hey.
I sneezed and set my hair on fire with the mugwort!
Fries Principal!
Fries Principal
A flame demon!
Yasashiki-san!
Fire! It burns! Get it off!
When an extreme rock band drops a fire album!
A Song of Vice and Fire!
I've always been the one ta keep the li'l ones safe,
but this is the first time anyone's ever come to mah rescue.
Mm?
Jocks! Pour your half-drank sports drinks on me!
Eek! Demon!
Oh, looks like she'll live.
Fresh indirect sports drink!
Are you okay, Yasashiki-san?
Aijo-san...
I... I...
I love ya, Aijo-san!
What in tarnation?!
A-Apologies! You already have a sweetheart!
Wh-What am I sayin'?!
Yasashiki-san.
I've seen how much you love and care for all living things.
I love you and your kind soul, Yasashiki-san.
Wh-What? I didn't mean ta...
N-Nope! That's just...
I'll never be able ta face yer sweetheart or the sun up in the sky!
It's okay, Yasashiki-san.
I already have thirteen girlfriends.
And I swear to make you all happy.
What? Is that even allowed?
Animals, insects, and even plants engage in polyamory.
Do you think their love isn't real?
I'd never think that! Wait...
That's right.
You're the avatar of all the critters I've helped in mah life?!
No, this isn't The Crane Wife!
Plonk!
And there you have it.
May I have your permission
to welcome Yasashiki Yamame-chan as my newest girlfriend?
Mah pleasure to meetcha!
"Mah"? What dat, aye?
What's with the aye, then, aye?
I'm in the gardenin' club,
and I brought y'all flowers to break the ice.
Then Rentaro-san made pretty li'l flower crowns outta 'em!
Wow, that's so pretty!
In that case,
I have just the thing!
I used some of the majorly surplus curtains I ordered to make...
You're a grown-up! Be responsible!
It wasn't my fault. The footage of your show was simply too good.
What were you watching while at work?!
I knew she'd record us without permission.
Anyway, I flip my face-down card!
Equipment Magic, "White Gowns"!
I take 4,000 damage!
Nothing goes better with flower crowns!
This smells nice.
Tropical flavor!
Did you mean "scent" Source: The 100 Girlfriends' Guide to English
Did you eat it?
"I think she's misusing the word."
Thank you, Yasashiki-san.
I'm just glad y'all like it.
Whisper, whisper.
Great idea.
Everyone share flowers from your crown.
Your wish is my command.
I've never seen clematis flowers so big and beautiful!
Oh, ya know yer flowers, Hanazono-san?
Yes. I've loved them since I was little.
Golly, you've planted some in yer head, too.
I wouldn't say I've "planted" them...
Wait, you've planted those?
Yamame!
Here, for you! Join us, aye!
What, for me?
A-Are you sure?
Got flowers in your hair. It'll look good, aye!
Oh, we have a white gown for you too.
I made it too long because the footage was too good.
Learn from the first time!
Wow, thank you kindly.
Venus!
As thanks, let me give ya a ride on mah shoulders.
The games the goddesses play!
Wow!
"So high up."
Can see all the way to Brazil from up here.
You want a ride too, Eiai-san?
No, thanks. Too terrifying.
Oh, hey, right.
The gardenin' club also has veggies of all sorts.
D'you wanna go to the farm and pluck some yummy ones?
I wadda go!
So began the tour of the gardening club.
"Plants everywhere."
Proud cucumbers like you'd see on sale.
The tomatoes are big and red and look yummy, too!
Looking for big one like treasure hunt! Fun!
Tomatoes are a skincare ally!
Are you sure about this? We're like vegetable destroyers!
I go too hard and grow too many. Mah fellow members never finish 'em all.
All right.
Let's eat!
This is great.
So juicy.
This is delicious.
It feels nutritious, too.
Eat all ya want!
The first supper?
Strawberries next!
So many strawberries!
This smells great.
I wadda live here!
Ooh, very, very strawberry!
So red and big.
"And it shines bright, like a dazzling jewel."
And so sweet!
She's eating already.
Whoa!
What? Don't startle me like that.
Oh, s-sorry about that.
What's the matter, Rentaro-chan?
I was just so startled by how cute strawberry-eating girlfriends can be.
You had to scream about it?!
No, seriously.
Flower-crowned, white-gowned girlfriends eating strawberries?
That's a weapon of mass destruction.
No need for cream when they're this sweet.
It'd be a sin to add cream to this sweetness overload, whoo!
She's in one strange mood indeed.
This is strange.
Veggies and fruits grown here shouldn't be so high-quality.
Plants respond to the love you give 'em in kind.
Vegetation has no such feature.
Oho?
It must be spirit. I see.
Rentaro-kun.
H-Hakari?
I've heard strawberries contain chemicals that enhance sweetness.
They say it may or not also work on kisses.
Hakari? Th-This is bad!
The strawberry aphrodisiac got Hakari!
Nah, that's just her.
No fair, Hakari! Share!
Kusuri too!
M-Me too.
I-It's not like I care, okay?
Do you not wish to join, Chiyo-sama?
No fairrr!
Zoom! Zoom!
How conflicted is she?!
G-Golly gee...
How'd you like a taste, Yasashiki-san?
guehe
What are you offering her, a drink?
Destroy your inhibitions!
I-I'll be...
I'm good. I ain't ready yet.
May we help with your garden in return for your hospitality?
"A splendid idea."
Yeah! Thank you, Yasashiki-senpai!
Thank you, Mother Earth!
Ouchy!
Grow beautifully!
Just like me!
I-It's not like I think you're pretty or anything, okay?!
Shut up and water them.
I love you.
Am I doing it right?
Uh-huh?
Shizuka Lolita has left the building!
N-No way.
I can't believe this grass will become food someday!
Life is magical!
I'm proud of you, grass!
The honorable grass appreciates the thought.
They're saplings. Not grass.
Good work, y'all.
Thanks a bunch. I need to go do some rounds before I leave,
so y'all can go ahead.
I could never date a girl bigger than me!
What's the ideal height for a girlfriend?
Just think about it.
She has to bend over to kiss you?
My pride would be in the gutter!
Garbage show! Sod off!
Yamame-chan.
Rentaro-san?
Are you done with your rounds?
Yeah, just got done.
Can you come with me, then?
There's nothin' over there, though.
What the... Wh-What happened ta y'all?
You've grown so much!
You think we had a growth spurt?!
They're just standing on mounds of dirt.
And they're hiding it behind curtains, is all.
I made sure we had all the curtains we could ever need.
Don't make it sound like you saw this coming.
B-But why?
Because I wanted to try some height-gap kisses with you all!
Wuh?
B-But that means we'd have to bend down for you.
Listen...
That's hot!
That's hot,
ya say?
Yeah.
I'm good. I'm not ready yet.
Yamame-chan?
Did she just look at our shadows?
Wait, is she bothered by the height gap?
Some people think short girls are cute.
Others think tall girls are hot.
But if you ask me...
I'm into it all!
So, Yamame-chan, will you kiss me too?
B-But...
Kusuri next!
Me too!
I-It's not like a height gap means anything, okay?!
And so Rentaro got the height-gap kisses he wanted.
Deadly annelids!
White demons!
Kusuri grown for real.
Huh? How is she doing that?
Those are Chiyo-chan's legs.
How can you tell?