WEBVTT 00:11.510 --> 00:14.510 Krrrack!! 00:15.260 --> 00:20.230 Krrrack!! 00:15.780 --> 00:18.540 A krrrack to open the episode?! 00:38.910 --> 00:44.920 The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You 01:59.560 --> 02:03.290 O-Okay, I was not expecting this. 02:04.370 --> 02:05.170 Ooh! 02:05.170 --> 02:07.170 Balds! 02:07.520 --> 02:08.520 You mean birds. 02:07.690 --> 02:09.840 What do you think? 02:09.840 --> 02:11.570 A perfect idea, I do say. 02:14.910 --> 02:19.480 If they all wear flower crowns, I might die from cuteness overload. 02:19.480 --> 02:21.650 What's this about flowers, Rentaro? 02:21.650 --> 02:26.730 Yasashiki-san from my class is in the gardening club. Maybe she can help. 02:27.190 --> 02:29.940 Oh, u-uh... 02:30.330 --> 02:33.140 I'm looking for flowers usable in crowns for girlfriends. 02:33.140 --> 02:35.820 I heard the gardening club could help. 02:35.820 --> 02:37.920 Oh, yessirree. 02:37.920 --> 02:38.450 "Ree?" 02:38.740 --> 02:43.480 But you gotta help me with mah farm work. 02:43.480 --> 02:44.210 "Mah"? 02:44.210 --> 02:45.320 Cute! 02:45.930 --> 02:47.460 I-I'll do it! 02:47.460 --> 02:52.130 Great. I'm Yasashiki Yamame, Class 1-3. 02:52.130 --> 02:53.410 Pleasure to meetcha. 02:53.410 --> 02:57.590 I'm Aijo Rentaro, Class 1-4. The pleasure's all mine. 02:59.340 --> 03:01.840 She has such cute hairpins. 03:06.350 --> 03:08.600 sip 03:06.640 --> 03:07.880 They're alive! 03:08.600 --> 03:12.030 Y-Yasashiki-san, you've got butterflies and flowers on your head. 03:12.030 --> 03:16.750 Oh, they done been livin' on mah head. 03:16.750 --> 03:19.000 Couldn't bear to kick 'em out, so I'm lettin' 'em be. 03:19.000 --> 03:20.830 You're letting them live on your head? 03:20.830 --> 03:23.440 Key's to be very careful with the shampoo. 03:23.440 --> 03:25.120 I... I see. 03:25.400 --> 03:27.620 What a kind soul. 03:27.940 --> 03:30.410 Well, follow mah lead. 03:30.410 --> 03:31.270 Okay. 03:34.960 --> 03:37.060 By the way, why are you walking on stilts? 03:37.060 --> 03:39.570 I got them real big feet, y'see. 03:39.570 --> 03:41.830 I don't want ta tread on any flora or fauna, 03:41.830 --> 03:45.140 so I walk on these in places with lotsa nature. 03:45.600 --> 03:48.040 What a kind soul. 03:49.250 --> 03:51.400 You got this down pat, Aijo-san. 03:51.400 --> 03:52.680 You think? 03:52.680 --> 03:54.900 You rip 'em out, roots'n'all. 03:55.320 --> 03:58.820 Yasashiki-san, where do I dump the weeds? 03:58.820 --> 04:01.660 Dump 'em? Perish the thought! 04:01.960 --> 04:04.050 Them weeds are alive, too! 04:04.050 --> 04:06.450 What a kind soul! 04:06.450 --> 04:09.600 Plant them weeds in that there weed garden. 04:09.600 --> 04:11.660 A field of dreams! 04:14.130 --> 04:15.460 Birds on her shoulder! 04:17.610 --> 04:18.920 And now squirrels! 04:21.210 --> 04:22.930 Is this Nausicaa? 04:22.930 --> 04:25.930 The robot soldiers are in the sky, though? 04:32.120 --> 04:36.760 She loves nature, and nature loves her back. 04:39.640 --> 04:41.880 Grow up big 'n strong. 04:41.880 --> 04:46.490 It's amazing how insects and animals are drawn to you. 04:46.850 --> 04:49.900 I guess they can identify the people who'll be nice to them. 04:49.900 --> 04:53.120 P-Please, it ain't all that. 04:53.120 --> 04:56.450 I just love 'em with all mah heart. 04:58.030 --> 05:01.010 How did you come to love nature so much? 05:01.430 --> 05:06.010 I'm a big lass, y'see. I used ta get teased about it. 05:06.850 --> 05:08.770 Yo, Sizeilla! 05:08.770 --> 05:10.500 Titan! 05:10.500 --> 05:12.220 Stupidface! 05:12.220 --> 05:13.270 Planet of the bigs! 05:13.270 --> 05:14.430 Run away! 05:15.530 --> 05:19.880 Why ain't I like them other kids? 05:19.880 --> 05:23.700 I didn't much like mahself back then. 05:23.700 --> 05:27.200 Park 05:24.580 --> 05:26.080 But one day... 05:50.180 --> 05:51.360 Child mine! 05:51.360 --> 05:53.180 Mother mine! 05:53.180 --> 05:56.110 I returned a chick to its nest... 06:09.720 --> 06:12.500 and I protected a flower bein' battered by a storm... 06:13.050 --> 06:14.890 The more I could help, 06:14.890 --> 06:19.120 the more I started ta take pride in my size. 06:21.260 --> 06:28.010 I'm mighty grateful to nature for helpin' me love mahself. 06:28.010 --> 06:30.380 Grateful to nature, huh? 06:30.380 --> 06:32.200 Huh? Smoke? 06:34.170 --> 06:35.650 What is that? 06:35.650 --> 06:37.150 Another creature? 06:37.450 --> 06:38.580 An animal... 06:39.520 --> 06:41.530 Vice Principal (Monster) 06:39.520 --> 06:41.530 ATK 06:39.880 --> 06:41.530 No, a monster! 06:41.990 --> 06:44.680 Wh-What are you doing, Vice Principal? 06:44.680 --> 06:48.220 I broke my back frockling with a mail-order host yesterday. 06:48.220 --> 06:49.950 But I still have to go on patrol. 06:49.950 --> 06:53.910 Who knows where I could find boys' belongings? Or the boys themselves! 06:55.910 --> 06:57.420 Yasashiki-san?! 06:57.420 --> 07:00.630 I-It's okay. That's just the vice principal. 07:00.630 --> 07:02.620 N-Not her! 07:02.620 --> 07:04.050 F-Fire! 07:04.050 --> 07:05.800 Huh? Fire? 07:06.070 --> 07:10.050 I saw a forest fire with mah own eyes this one time. 07:11.380 --> 07:17.310 Fire kills plants, animals, the whole lot! 07:19.310 --> 07:24.530 Fire's the one thing that scares me to mah soul! 07:24.530 --> 07:25.850 Yasashiki-san... 07:25.850 --> 07:28.320 I see. She's terrified of fire. 07:29.380 --> 07:32.580 But that's just mugwort, though? 07:32.580 --> 07:36.500 Mm? I smell fresh male meat! 07:37.290 --> 07:38.400 Citrus, citrus! 07:38.400 --> 07:40.000 Where is my citrus? 07:40.000 --> 07:41.880 Citrus, citrus, citrus! 07:42.510 --> 07:44.240 A-Are you okay? 07:44.240 --> 07:45.160 Yeah... 07:45.160 --> 07:47.450 The vice principal's gone. 07:47.450 --> 07:49.710 Thank heavens! We've been saved! 07:50.740 --> 07:52.570 These new saplings got dirt all over them. 07:54.100 --> 07:56.450 They must've been startled, too. 08:18.580 --> 08:20.560 Honest work! 08:20.560 --> 08:22.550 You too, Yasashiki-san. 08:22.550 --> 08:24.840 Growing plants is a lot of fun. 08:25.880 --> 08:30.940 Imagining what they'll grow into, being able to help them thrive... 08:31.490 --> 08:33.430 Spending time in the outside air, 08:33.430 --> 08:37.850 feeling the soil and the vegetation is so soothing, and I never had any idea. 08:38.220 --> 08:40.720 Aw, I'm glad y'had a good ol' time! 08:40.720 --> 08:44.040 I had fun tendin' the field with ya, too. 08:44.040 --> 08:46.880 Lotsa folk have helped out before, 08:46.880 --> 08:50.740 but ain't nobody taken it as seriously as you, Aijo-san. 08:51.060 --> 08:55.240 These flowers'll be happy to go with ya. 08:56.900 --> 08:58.230 And... 08:59.000 --> 09:04.000 I hope that girlfriend of yours likes her flower crown. 09:04.520 --> 09:05.900 Yasashiki-san... 09:10.780 --> 09:11.380 Hey. 09:13.240 --> 09:17.870 I sneezed and set my hair on fire with the mugwort! 09:17.870 --> 09:19.520 Fries Principal! 09:17.930 --> 09:19.520 Fries Principal 09:21.020 --> 09:22.700 A flame demon! 09:22.700 --> 09:23.520 Yasashiki-san! 09:23.810 --> 09:27.150 Fire! It burns! Get it off! 09:27.150 --> 09:28.980 When an extreme rock band drops a fire album! 09:30.280 --> 09:32.030 A Song of Vice and Fire! 09:41.450 --> 09:45.900 I've always been the one ta keep the li'l ones safe, 09:48.920 --> 09:52.480 but this is the first time anyone's ever come to mah rescue. 09:53.180 --> 09:53.980 Mm? 09:54.930 --> 09:58.890 Jocks! Pour your half-drank sports drinks on me! 09:58.890 --> 10:01.560 Eek! Demon! 10:01.930 --> 10:05.080 Oh, looks like she'll live. 10:02.890 --> 10:07.040 Fresh indirect sports drink! 10:05.800 --> 10:07.810 Are you okay, Yasashiki-san? 10:08.120 --> 10:09.800 Aijo-san... 10:10.370 --> 10:12.200 I... I... 10:12.820 --> 10:15.070 I love ya, Aijo-san! 10:21.830 --> 10:22.700 What in tarnation?! 10:22.700 --> 10:26.410 A-Apologies! You already have a sweetheart! 10:26.410 --> 10:28.890 Wh-What am I sayin'?! 10:28.890 --> 10:30.100 Yasashiki-san. 10:31.040 --> 10:35.120 I've seen how much you love and care for all living things. 10:35.120 --> 10:37.720 I love you and your kind soul, Yasashiki-san. 10:39.470 --> 10:43.360 Wh-What? I didn't mean ta... 10:43.360 --> 10:46.130 N-Nope! That's just... 10:46.130 --> 10:49.790 I'll never be able ta face yer sweetheart or the sun up in the sky! 10:49.790 --> 10:51.720 It's okay, Yasashiki-san. 10:52.540 --> 10:55.480 I already have thirteen girlfriends. 10:55.480 --> 10:57.990 And I swear to make you all happy. 10:57.990 --> 11:02.270 What? Is that even allowed? 11:02.270 --> 11:08.000 Animals, insects, and even plants engage in polyamory. 11:08.490 --> 11:12.630 Do you think their love isn't real? 11:13.020 --> 11:16.630 I'd never think that! Wait... 11:16.630 --> 11:19.140 That's right. 11:19.140 --> 11:24.450 You're the avatar of all the critters I've helped in mah life?! 11:24.450 --> 11:26.480 No, this isn't The Crane Wife! 11:26.800 --> 11:28.300 Plonk! 11:30.170 --> 11:32.230 And there you have it. 11:32.230 --> 11:34.540 May I have your permission 11:34.540 --> 11:37.860 to welcome Yasashiki Yamame-chan as my newest girlfriend? 11:37.860 --> 11:39.820 Mah pleasure to meetcha! 11:39.820 --> 11:41.480 "Mah"? What dat, aye? 11:41.480 --> 11:43.620 What's with the aye, then, aye? 11:44.870 --> 11:47.120 I'm in the gardenin' club, 11:47.120 --> 11:50.750 and I brought y'all flowers to break the ice. 11:51.030 --> 11:54.560 Then Rentaro-san made pretty li'l flower crowns outta 'em! 11:54.560 --> 11:56.630 Wow, that's so pretty! 11:56.960 --> 11:58.130 In that case, 11:58.130 --> 11:59.720 I have just the thing! 11:59.720 --> 12:04.330 I used some of the majorly surplus curtains I ordered to make... 12:04.330 --> 12:06.390 You're a grown-up! Be responsible! 12:06.670 --> 12:10.280 It wasn't my fault. The footage of your show was simply too good. 12:10.280 --> 12:12.500 What were you watching while at work?! 12:12.500 --> 12:14.780 I knew she'd record us without permission. 12:15.040 --> 12:18.260 Anyway, I flip my face-down card! 12:18.260 --> 12:20.450 Equipment Magic, "White Gowns"! 12:28.830 --> 12:31.580 I take 4,000 damage! 12:32.540 --> 12:35.870 Nothing goes better with flower crowns! 12:35.870 --> 12:36.970 This smells nice. 12:36.970 --> 12:39.330 Tropical flavor! 12:39.130 --> 12:42.180 Did you mean "scent" Source: The 100 Girlfriends' Guide to English 12:39.330 --> 12:40.560 Did you eat it? 12:40.560 --> 12:42.180 "I think she's misusing the word." 12:42.180 --> 12:44.960 Thank you, Yasashiki-san. 12:44.960 --> 12:47.180 I'm just glad y'all like it. 12:53.770 --> 12:56.260 Whisper, whisper. 12:56.260 --> 12:57.440 Great idea. 12:58.060 --> 13:02.110 Everyone share flowers from your crown. 13:02.110 --> 13:03.450 Your wish is my command. 13:03.450 --> 13:07.410 I've never seen clematis flowers so big and beautiful! 13:07.410 --> 13:10.880 Oh, ya know yer flowers, Hanazono-san? 13:10.880 --> 13:13.540 Yes. I've loved them since I was little. 13:15.460 --> 13:19.450 Golly, you've planted some in yer head, too. 13:19.450 --> 13:21.340 I wouldn't say I've "planted" them... 13:21.340 --> 13:23.240 Wait, you've planted those? 13:23.240 --> 13:24.580 Yamame! 13:26.650 --> 13:30.100 Here, for you! Join us, aye! 13:30.100 --> 13:32.600 What, for me? 13:32.600 --> 13:34.750 A-Are you sure? 13:34.750 --> 13:38.400 Got flowers in your hair. It'll look good, aye! 13:38.400 --> 13:41.090 Oh, we have a white gown for you too. 13:41.090 --> 13:43.800 I made it too long because the footage was too good. 13:43.800 --> 13:46.320 Learn from the first time! 13:48.100 --> 13:51.370 Wow, thank you kindly. 13:53.200 --> 13:54.420 Venus! 13:54.880 --> 13:58.170 As thanks, let me give ya a ride on mah shoulders. 13:58.880 --> 14:01.260 The games the goddesses play! 14:02.880 --> 14:04.360 Wow! 14:04.360 --> 14:06.120 "So high up." 14:06.120 --> 14:09.000 Can see all the way to Brazil from up here. 14:09.000 --> 14:10.870 You want a ride too, Eiai-san? 14:10.870 --> 14:13.640 No, thanks. Too terrifying. 14:13.980 --> 14:16.150 Oh, hey, right. 14:16.530 --> 14:19.190 The gardenin' club also has veggies of all sorts. 14:19.190 --> 14:22.160 D'you wanna go to the farm and pluck some yummy ones? 14:22.160 --> 14:23.190 I wadda go! 14:23.190 --> 14:26.160 So began the tour of the gardening club. 14:28.030 --> 14:29.670 "Plants everywhere." 14:32.250 --> 14:36.390 Proud cucumbers like you'd see on sale. 14:36.390 --> 14:38.890 The tomatoes are big and red and look yummy, too! 14:38.890 --> 14:42.570 Looking for big one like treasure hunt! Fun! 14:42.570 --> 14:45.010 Tomatoes are a skincare ally! 14:47.010 --> 14:51.820 Are you sure about this? We're like vegetable destroyers! 14:51.820 --> 14:56.020 I go too hard and grow too many. Mah fellow members never finish 'em all. 14:56.500 --> 14:57.610 All right. 14:57.610 --> 14:59.520 Let's eat! 14:59.790 --> 15:01.720 This is great. 15:04.550 --> 15:06.220 So juicy. 15:06.220 --> 15:07.660 This is delicious. 15:07.660 --> 15:09.680 It feels nutritious, too. 15:09.680 --> 15:11.620 Eat all ya want! 15:12.170 --> 15:13.790 The first supper? 15:13.910 --> 15:16.040 Strawberries next! 15:17.180 --> 15:19.040 So many strawberries! 15:19.920 --> 15:21.520 This smells great. 15:21.520 --> 15:22.710 I wadda live here! 15:22.710 --> 15:25.420 Ooh, very, very strawberry! 15:25.420 --> 15:27.240 So red and big. 15:27.240 --> 15:30.680 "And it shines bright, like a dazzling jewel." 15:30.680 --> 15:32.710 And so sweet! 15:32.710 --> 15:33.680 She's eating already. 16:03.770 --> 16:04.840 Whoa! 16:04.840 --> 16:07.390 What? Don't startle me like that. 16:07.390 --> 16:09.620 Oh, s-sorry about that. 16:09.620 --> 16:11.220 What's the matter, Rentaro-chan? 16:11.220 --> 16:15.530 I was just so startled by how cute strawberry-eating girlfriends can be. 16:15.530 --> 16:16.980 You had to scream about it?! 16:17.300 --> 16:19.020 No, seriously. 16:19.020 --> 16:22.010 Flower-crowned, white-gowned girlfriends eating strawberries? 16:22.010 --> 16:23.530 That's a weapon of mass destruction. 16:23.530 --> 16:26.110 No need for cream when they're this sweet. 16:26.110 --> 16:30.500 It'd be a sin to add cream to this sweetness overload, whoo! 16:30.500 --> 16:32.620 She's in one strange mood indeed. 16:32.890 --> 16:34.000 This is strange. 16:34.000 --> 16:38.010 Veggies and fruits grown here shouldn't be so high-quality. 16:38.010 --> 16:42.880 Plants respond to the love you give 'em in kind. 16:42.880 --> 16:44.900 Vegetation has no such feature. 16:44.900 --> 16:45.830 Oho? 16:45.830 --> 16:47.880 It must be spirit. I see. 16:51.440 --> 16:53.080 Rentaro-kun. 16:57.930 --> 16:59.700 H-Hakari? 16:59.700 --> 17:05.270 I've heard strawberries contain chemicals that enhance sweetness. 17:05.570 --> 17:08.320 They say it may or not also work on kisses. 17:08.320 --> 17:10.280 Hakari? Th-This is bad! 17:10.280 --> 17:12.630 The strawberry aphrodisiac got Hakari! 17:12.630 --> 17:14.530 Nah, that's just her. 17:14.530 --> 17:17.540 No fair, Hakari! Share! 17:16.330 --> 17:18.360 Kusuri too! 17:18.360 --> 17:19.760 M-Me too. 17:19.760 --> 17:22.440 I-It's not like I care, okay? 17:26.160 --> 17:28.550 Do you not wish to join, Chiyo-sama? 17:28.550 --> 17:30.420 No fairrr! 17:31.300 --> 17:34.160 Zoom! Zoom! 17:34.160 --> 17:35.300 How conflicted is she?! 17:35.300 --> 17:37.310 G-Golly gee... 17:42.710 --> 17:45.640 How'd you like a taste, Yasashiki-san? 17:43.270 --> 17:44.730 guehe 17:45.640 --> 17:47.650 What are you offering her, a drink? 17:48.770 --> 17:51.030 Destroy your inhibitions! 17:55.530 --> 17:57.830 I-I'll be... 18:06.720 --> 18:10.470 I'm good. I ain't ready yet. 18:14.250 --> 18:19.370 May we help with your garden in return for your hospitality? 18:19.370 --> 18:20.920 "A splendid idea." 18:20.920 --> 18:23.570 Yeah! Thank you, Yasashiki-senpai! 18:23.570 --> 18:24.890 Thank you, Mother Earth! 18:25.310 --> 18:26.450 Ouchy! 18:33.150 --> 18:35.160 Grow beautifully! 18:35.160 --> 18:36.680 Just like me! 18:36.680 --> 18:39.790 I-It's not like I think you're pretty or anything, okay?! 18:39.790 --> 18:41.660 Shut up and water them. 18:41.970 --> 18:44.660 I love you. 18:45.170 --> 18:46.310 Am I doing it right? 18:46.310 --> 18:47.670 Uh-huh? 18:47.670 --> 18:50.960 Shizuka Lolita has left the building! 18:55.430 --> 18:57.290 N-No way. 18:57.680 --> 19:01.510 I can't believe this grass will become food someday! 19:01.510 --> 19:02.950 Life is magical! 19:02.950 --> 19:05.690 I'm proud of you, grass! 19:05.690 --> 19:08.440 The honorable grass appreciates the thought. 19:08.440 --> 19:10.060 They're saplings. Not grass. 19:11.110 --> 19:13.070 Good work, y'all. 19:13.410 --> 19:18.420 Thanks a bunch. I need to go do some rounds before I leave, 19:18.420 --> 19:20.540 so y'all can go ahead. 19:35.290 --> 19:38.420 I could never date a girl bigger than me! 19:38.090 --> 19:42.850 What's the ideal height for a girlfriend? 19:38.420 --> 19:40.390 Just think about it. 19:40.390 --> 19:42.850 She has to bend over to kiss you? 19:42.850 --> 19:46.100 My pride would be in the gutter! 19:46.100 --> 19:48.350 Garbage show! Sod off! 19:50.400 --> 19:51.550 Yamame-chan. 19:52.400 --> 19:53.960 Rentaro-san? 19:53.960 --> 19:55.310 Are you done with your rounds? 19:55.310 --> 19:58.490 Yeah, just got done. 19:58.810 --> 20:00.700 Can you come with me, then? 20:06.230 --> 20:08.750 There's nothin' over there, though. 20:20.040 --> 20:22.890 What the... Wh-What happened ta y'all? 20:22.890 --> 20:24.890 You've grown so much! 20:24.890 --> 20:26.430 You think we had a growth spurt?! 20:26.430 --> 20:28.430 They're just standing on mounds of dirt. 20:28.790 --> 20:32.440 And they're hiding it behind curtains, is all. 20:32.780 --> 20:35.440 I made sure we had all the curtains we could ever need. 20:35.440 --> 20:37.570 Don't make it sound like you saw this coming. 20:37.920 --> 20:40.450 B-But why? 20:40.740 --> 20:45.200 Because I wanted to try some height-gap kisses with you all! 20:45.520 --> 20:46.590 Wuh? 20:47.210 --> 20:51.560 B-But that means we'd have to bend down for you. 20:51.560 --> 20:52.960 Listen... 20:52.960 --> 20:54.880 That's hot! 20:55.180 --> 20:57.010 That's hot, 20:57.010 --> 20:58.010 ya say? 20:58.630 --> 20:59.690 Yeah. 21:00.530 --> 21:04.050 I'm good. I'm not ready yet. 21:06.550 --> 21:08.020 Yamame-chan? 21:08.270 --> 21:09.730 Did she just look at our shadows? 21:10.190 --> 21:12.980 Wait, is she bothered by the height gap? 21:13.860 --> 21:16.080 Some people think short girls are cute. 21:16.560 --> 21:18.830 Others think tall girls are hot. 21:19.460 --> 21:20.980 But if you ask me... 21:21.530 --> 21:23.160 I'm into it all! 21:25.280 --> 21:29.540 So, Yamame-chan, will you kiss me too? 21:29.970 --> 21:31.910 B-But... 21:50.760 --> 21:52.900 Kusuri next! 21:52.900 --> 21:53.800 Me too! 21:53.800 --> 21:56.980 I-It's not like a height gap means anything, okay?! 21:57.410 --> 22:04.620 And so Rentaro got the height-gap kisses he wanted. 22:04.620 --> 22:05.940 Deadly annelids! 22:05.940 --> 22:07.950 White demons! 23:41.460 --> 23:43.820 Kusuri grown for real. 23:43.820 --> 23:45.910 Huh? How is she doing that? 23:45.910 --> 23:48.130 Those are Chiyo-chan's legs. 23:48.130 --> 23:49.510 How can you tell?