1
00:00:01,810 --> 00:00:04,100
This 2 is a coefficient.

2
00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:07,320
To produce an algebraic expression,
you combine like terms.

3
00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,690
So, for this equation...

4
00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:10,780
- A (x + c)...
- Uh...

5
00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:12,450
- ...this is the distributive property.
- Huh?

6
00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:15,030
- And this 2...
- What?

7
00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:49,040
WIPE YOUR OWN BUTT
SATURDAY, APRIL 25th

8
00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:50,670
Huh?

9
00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:53,710
There's something in class
you don't understand?

10
00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:56,970
Even going back over everything
we've covered so far didn't help.

11
00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:59,840
So, that's why you were 
acting weird in class!

12
00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:01,760
By the way...

13
00:02:02,510 --> 00:02:03,850
how are you at math?

14
00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:05,680
I suck at it!

15
00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,230
Yeah, figures.

16
00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:08,730
Ah! In that case...

17
00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:11,940
Huh? Studying?

18
00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:17,400
So, when stuff like X and Y starts
showing up, you get all mixed up.

19
00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:19,780
Please, Eri! Teach me!

20
00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:21,700
No way!

21
00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,790
I'm juggling work and housework as it is,

22
00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:27,000
and I'm also trying to figure out
how to turn you back to normal.

23
00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:29,250
I can't argue with that.

24
00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,880
But there must be something you can do!

25
00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:35,420
It's not like he's actually dumb.

26
00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,130
Just ask your teacher for help.

27
00:02:38,130 --> 00:02:40,130
That's what school is for, right?

28
00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:41,590
It's just...

29
00:02:41,590 --> 00:02:45,270
the teacher's a little younger than me,
so it's feels awkward to ask.

30
00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:47,060
What?

31
00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:50,900
Either drop that pointless proud act,
or deal with it yourself!

32
00:02:53,650 --> 00:02:55,400
She hung up on me.

33
00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,900
LIBRARY

34
00:02:58,780 --> 00:02:59,860
No good.

35
00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,820
I don't get it!

36
00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:02,490
- You multiply this by both...
- If I don't learn this...

37
00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:05,030
...then I won't understand 
 the next class, either!

38
00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:08,620
At this rate, I'm just gonna fall
 further and further behind!

39
00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,580
What am I supposed to do?

40
00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:13,500
Are you looking something up?

41
00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:18,670
You're Ogami, right?

42
00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,970
I've seen him in class before.

43
00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:24,050
Uh, let's see... Shiraishi...

44
00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:27,270
Yep, Ryo Shiraishi!

45
00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:29,600
Okay, I see.

46
00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,270
This is probably a problem
that goes back even earlier.

47
00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:33,440
Huh?

48
00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,320
You probably never really got the hang
of the arithmetic and formulas...

49
00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,570
in elementary school, so now it's all
mixing together and confusing you.

50
00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:43,740
Come to think of it, I did spend
all my time fooling around back then.

51
00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,410
I know!

52
00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:47,830
I come here to study pretty often, too!

53
00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:49,000
Why don't we study together?

54
00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:50,500
Huh?

55
00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,040
MODERN MIDDLE SCHOOL
MATH 1

56
00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,300
MATH QUIZ

57
00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:07,100
QUIZ
JUZO OGAMI

58
00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:13,560
I got a perfect score on the 
math quiz thanks of you!

59
00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,770
Thanks!

60
00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:19,030
No, it's because you worked hard
and relearned the basics, Ogami.

61
00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:22,280
Damn, I'm so freaking happy!

62
00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,780
Seriously, thank you so much...

63
00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:28,870
Master!

64
00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,580
Huh? What's with "master"?

65
00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:33,580
I can never thank you enough!

66
00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,710
But first, let me buy you a drink.

67
00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,590
Why do you suddenly sound like an old man?

68
00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,930
How about over there?

69
00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:52,480
Sorry!

70
00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,850
Watch where you're going, brat.

71
00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,560
- Let's go.
- Stopping by...

72
00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,610
- There's an open table over there.
- ...a family restaurant on the way...

73
00:04:58,610 --> 00:05:00,320
...from school? Cocky little shits.

74
00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,900
Wasting their parents' money.

75
00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,150
Punks think the world's a joke.

76
00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,450
No, seriously, it's amazing!

77
00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:10,330
While teaching me every day,

78
00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:12,790
you were studying just as much,
if not more yourself.

79
00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,290
And it's not just
that you're serious about it.

80
00:05:14,830 --> 00:05:17,880
It feels like you've got
some kind of goal you're aiming for!

81
00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:22,670
Don't tell the class, okay?

82
00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:24,800
The truth is...

83
00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,430
I want to become a doctor.

84
00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:27,430
That's incredible!

85
00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:30,100
What's the difference if people know?

86
00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,430
Well, it's just kind of embarrassing.

87
00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:36,310
When I was little,
my mom got sick and died.

88
00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:41,070
And on days when my dad wasn't around,
my grandma took care of me.

89
00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:46,110
But lately, my grandma's health
has gotten worse.

90
00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:47,570
So, I decided.

91
00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:52,990
I want people like my mom and grandma
to live longer.

92
00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:56,160
So, I decided to become a doctor.

93
00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,710
That's all.

94
00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:01,170
Grandmaster!

95
00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:04,050
I got promoted again?
Please, stop with that!

96
00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:05,800
I'm touched!

97
00:06:06,170 --> 00:06:07,930
I'm nowhere near that!

98
00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:10,010
What brought this on?

99
00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:13,560
No, honestly...

100
00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,390
I really meant that.

101
00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:18,520
I say I'm bad with kids.

102
00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,980
But maybe that's because...

103
00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,610
I've never really treated them
as individuals.

104
00:06:24,570 --> 00:06:26,490
At the very least...

105
00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:29,110
he's way more admirable than I am.

106
00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,870
Listening to you two this whole time...

107
00:06:35,410 --> 00:06:39,210
Aiming to be a doctor these days?
I mean, aside from being a waste of money,

108
00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:42,040
it just makes me wonder
if you're plain stupid!

109
00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:43,420
Huh?

110
00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:46,710
What you're saying
is so out of touch with reality.

111
00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,800
You really oughta look at the data more.

112
00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:51,760
Maybe I should just punch him.

113
00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,850
No, you shouldn't get violent!

114
00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:55,640
And you, too, glasses.

115
00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:59,020
Stumbling over schoolwork
in your first year of middle school?

116
00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:02,020
That's just dumb, honestly!

117
00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:06,110
And then trying your ass off
when you're clearly not cut out for it?

118
00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:08,610
At that point, you're just advertising
how stupid you are.

119
00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:10,150
I mean, being dumb is one thing, but—

120
00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:13,160
Thanks for the advice.

121
00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,200
But we've had enough.

122
00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,080
Wha...

123
00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,040
I went out of my way for your sake!

124
00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:22,750
What you're saying has nothing to do
with why I want to become a doctor.

125
00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:25,550
Moreover, even if you were technically right,

126
00:07:25,550 --> 00:07:28,880
I think there's something wrong with you
as a person if you call others idiots....

127
00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,630
simply because they don't agree with you.

128
00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:35,010
And I don't want someone like that
laughing at my friend's hard work!

129
00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:38,810
Listen—

130
00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:40,020
That's enough.

131
00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:42,140
You're being loud.

132
00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:45,520
You really need to mind 
your own damn business.

133
00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,690
- Jeez.
- Gross.

134
00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:47,980
- In the first place...
- He's getting destroyed.

135
00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:50,740
...what do you do for a living?

136
00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,610
All of you go to hell!

137
00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,080
So you really do speak up when it counts!

138
00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,830
I've got a whole new respect for you!

139
00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:03,880
I just kind of lost my temper.

140
00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:06,420
That really wasn't good, was it?

141
00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:07,380
It was awesome!

142
00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:11,630
Goddamn kids!

143
00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:13,800
Make a fool outta me?

144
00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:15,430
As I pass by...

145
00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:17,560
I'll nail 'em with my killer kick!

146
00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,560
And send 'em splashing into the river!

147
00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:22,180
I bet he's thinking crap like that.

148
00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,060
Good grief.

149
00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:26,860
Boss!

150
00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,110
Yeah, I know.

151
00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:29,690
I'm just gonna teach him a little lesson.

152
00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:33,780
That's going a little too far, sonny.

153
00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:42,120
You need to cool off.

154
00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,170
Then learn a thing or two...

155
00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:47,250
- ...from my master.
- Huh?

156
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,290
Oops.

157
00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:49,670
Here.

158
00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:50,670
You forgot something.

159
00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:53,880
Your precious laptop.

160
00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,890
Mind your own damn business!

161
00:08:58,140 --> 00:08:59,100
Huh?

162
00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,810
Did something just fall in the river?

163
00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,100
Who knows?

164
00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:09,770
She may not look it,
but she gets lonely easily.

165
00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,280
Kozu—

166
00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,000
It's me.

167
00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,810
Mornin'!

168
00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,520
This place is a total dump, Boss!

169
00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:53,230
The living room's filthy, too!

170
00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:56,150
I haven't called
the housekeeper in a while.

171
00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:58,780
Just clean it yourself!

172
00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:01,370
No can do. I've never done that before.

173
00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:04,160
Men don't do
that kind of stuff, you know.

174
00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,500
Boss...

175
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,420
that wasn't funny.

176
00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:10,080
Huh?

177
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,170
What year do you think it is?

178
00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:16,300
Seriously, update your values already!

179
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:19,180
Keep that in mind, okay?

180
00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:20,430
Yeah, yeah, I got it.

181
00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:23,430
Who wants to join our club?

182
00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:25,020
Oh, club activities, huh?

183
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:25,810
TENNIS CLUB

184
00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:28,230
I guess they did say
clubs were starting up this week.

185
00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:28,850
TEA CEREMONY CLUB

186
00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:30,440
Have you decided what club you're joining?

187
00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,060
SCIENCE CLUB
BADMINTON CLUB

188
00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,060
Hm...

189
00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:34,030
I'm gonna pass on the athletic clubs.

190
00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,150
Huh? Why's that?

191
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,740
Hey!

192
00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,200
Sorry! Throw it back over here!

193
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,080
You okay?

194
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,670
- I'd stand out...
- Hang in there!

195
00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,000
- ...way too much in this world.
- What the heck was that?

196
00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,090
Oh, what club?

197
00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,260
I'm thinking maybe kendo.

198
00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:58,380
Huh?

199
00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:01,970
I actually did it a little before.

200
00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:06,560
I just like it, and I want to do my best
balancing it with my studies, too.

201
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,520
Master!

202
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,560
What about you, Ogami?

203
00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:13,400
Oh, I figured I should probably
 avoid any of the athletic clubs.

204
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,730
Then maybe a cultural club?

205
00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:17,570
Looks like there are all kinds.

206
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:20,700
Huh?

207
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,410
HOME ECONOMICS CLUB

208
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:23,120
A home ec club?

209
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,700
It says cooking, sewing...

210
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,410
and laundry and cleaning, too.

211
00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:29,250
It's probably all girls anyway, right?

212
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,660
For real, Boss, again?

213
00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:32,170
Hm? Hey...

214
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,420
I can't just let that one slide, Ogami.

215
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,670
Sis!

216
00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:38,300
Huh?

217
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,880
You're Master's big sis?

218
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:45,140
Yep. And I'm the president of the
home ec club you were just talking about.

219
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,180
My little brother's told me about you.

220
00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:52,480
Still, what are you, a newly-arrived
time traveler or something?

221
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:56,020
Sure, there are all kinds of differences
between men and women.

222
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,190
But that's beside the point.

223
00:11:58,190 --> 00:12:02,360
If you're alive, you eat, so you cook.

224
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,280
You make trash, so you clean it up.

225
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:05,950
That's why...

226
00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:10,000
you should learn to wipe your own butt.

227
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,160
That's all there is to it.

228
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,750
"Wipe your own butt"!

229
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:17,710
I see!

230
00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:19,710
So, if she phrases it like that,
you get it, huh?

231
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:23,260
And once you can do it yourself, then
having someone do it for you is fine, too.

232
00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:26,220
If you understand how much that's worth,
you can appreciate it properly.

233
00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:27,470
All right!

234
00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,810
We've got a trial club session today,
so come by!

235
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:31,480
Huh?

236
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,690
Yeah, I'd better see you there!

237
00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:35,150
No, I...

238
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:39,110
If you don't come,
I'm not letting you borrow Ryo anymore.

239
00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,190
What?

240
00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,400
Not Master...

241
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,490
To think she'd threaten
a legendary assassin...

242
00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:46,070
HOME EC ROOM

243
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:46,950
WELCOME TO THE HOME EC CLUB TRIAL!
FEEL FREE TO TAKE LEFTOVERS HOME!

244
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,870
All right, since today 
is just a trial session...

245
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:53,160
we'll keep things simple and
 make rice balls and miso soup!

246
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,580
Okay!

247
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,960
There are actually
quite a few guys here, too.

248
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,000
Now then...

249
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:01,550
since we've got the venue,
how about a little contest?

250
00:13:01,550 --> 00:13:02,210
Huh?

251
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,010
If it turns out to be boring, you win.

252
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:08,180
As part of club activities,
I'll take care of your day-to-day needs...

253
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,470
for the next six months.

254
00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:11,140
Huh?

255
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,060
She's pretty damn confrontational.

256
00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:15,640
And if I lose?

257
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:18,400
You join!

258
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,650
If you end up having fun,
no complaints, right?

259
00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:45,970
Damn, that's good.

260
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,590
FEEL FREE TO TAKE LEFTOVERS HOME!

261
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,720
You can take home whatever's left over!

262
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:53,350
And if you had a good time,
we'd love to have you join the club!

263
00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:56,770
So, what'd you think?

264
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:57,940
Uh...

265
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,520
How can I put it? It was...

266
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,940
okay.

267
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,190
Huh? Boss?

268
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,280
I see!

269
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,410
Well, too bad!

270
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,870
No, I mean,
it's not like it was boring,

271
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:13,660
so let's call it a draw.

272
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,790
Nuh-uh!

273
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,500
The contest isn't over yet.

274
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:17,620
Huh?

275
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,250
See...

276
00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:23,090
I mean, that was petty!

277
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,090
Just because you don't wanna lose!

278
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,010
Huh?

279
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:30,550
You were going, "This is damn good!"
about the miso soup, weren't you?

280
00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:32,100
No, that's not it!

281
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:33,850
It was good, sure.

282
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:36,890
It really was, but I was kinda like,
"Okay, that's enough."

283
00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:37,730
What?

284
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:43,570
Honestly, it just didn't move me enough
to make me want to join the club.

285
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,690
You want the leftovers from what I made?

286
00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:48,570
Huh? Really? Sweet!

287
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:49,820
No.

288
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,200
Actually, I'm good.

289
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,280
Huh?

290
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,740
More importantly, you're heading
to the lab for your checkup, right?

291
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,790
MIDDLE SCHOOL
MATH 1

292
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:06,260
Hello?

293
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,630
Yeah? What's up?

294
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:13,010
Hey, what's with
the surprise food delivery?

295
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,760
What brought this on?

296
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:19,060
And the home ec club?
How in the world did that happen?

297
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:22,190
Oh, shut up.
Besides, I haven't joined yet.

298
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,820
Kozue and I ate it earlier.

299
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,480
Thanks.

300
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,440
It was good.

301
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,450
Yeah?

302
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:32,700
Good.

303
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,620
Here, Kozue.

304
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,620
You wanted to say something, too, right?

305
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,000
It was really good...

306
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:41,620
Papa.

307
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,880
Thanks.

308
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,750
Hey, sorry.

309
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:47,840
Let me correct something.

310
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:48,920
Huh?

311
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:53,220
I said you should learn to wipe
your own butt, but cooking's different.

312
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,390
The rice balls and miso soup you made...

313
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,600
Have someone
who's important to you eat them.

314
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,730
You see...

315
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,520
making food for yourself is one thing...

316
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,730
but making it for someone else
is a hundred times more fun!

317
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,700
The miso soup was a little salty, though.

318
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,240
Oh.

319
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,990
Is that right?

320
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,500
Why does your voice sound weird?

321
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,500
Oh...

322
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,080
I've got a cold.

323
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:29,840
Was that Eri?

324
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,550
Yeah.

325
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,050
Damn.

326
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,050
I think I might've lost.

327
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,230
The very next day...

328
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:45,940
CLUB ENROLLMENT FORM - YEAR: 1, CLASS: E-3 
NAME: JUZO OGAMI | CLUB: HOME EC

329
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,270
you joined on the spot.

330
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:48,860
Talk about a fast decision!

331
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:49,860
Yeah, yeah.

332
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,150
Well, if it helps fix
some of your bad habits, then—

333
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,110
Yeah, yeah.

334
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,410
I said no!

335
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:56,910
Aw, come on!

336
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,170
Looks like you're as popular as ever.

337
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:05,830
Huh?

338
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:06,460
CLUB ENROLLMENT FORM - YEAR: 1, CLASS E,
NUMBER 19 - NAME: NOREN MITSUOKA

339
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,210
Wait, Mitsuoka, you too?

340
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,300
Huh? Me, too?

341
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,460
Why would you be joining?

342
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,380
Well, it's complicated.

343
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,090
But why you, Mitsuoka?

344
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:17,930
I just thought...

345
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,720
maybe I could do more
at the ramen shop.

346
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,730
But don't you dare tell anyone!

347
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,770
And don't get too chummy with me, either!

348
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,360
Yeah, yeah.

349
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,030
Same as ever, huh?

350
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,400
That's just how she is.

351
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,870
From Eri?

352
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,240
Huh?

353
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Boss, this is bad!

354
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:46,420
What is it?

355
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,250
The way to get you back
to your original form!

356
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,380
For real?

357
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,130
I'll give you the conclusion first!

358
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:56,590
You need to marry Noren Mitsuoka!

359
00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,140
What the hell are you talking about?

360
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:01,100
I'm telling you—

361
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,560
I heard you.

362
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:07,140
That's exactly why I'm asking
what the hell you're talking about!

363
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:12,020
It's supposed to be about 
getting me back to normal!

364
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:12,690
THE PERSON WHO MARRIES NOREN MITSUOKA
WILL INHERIT THE COMPANY

365
00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,820
Just a minute ago,
Mitsuoka Pharmaceuticals...

366
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,610
put out a pretty insane announcement!

367
00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:17,280
What?

368
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,990
An announcement like that
would get nothing but backlash!

369
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,450
What possible upside could there be?

370
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:23,330
What they're really after
is still unclear.

371
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:26,660
If that were all, it'd still feel
like somebody else's problem...

372
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,290
but do you remember
what that kidnapper said?

373
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:36,760
"We don't know what it is exactly,
but there's no doubt that she has it."

374
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,220
Actually, that, too...

375
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,350
is apparently circulating behind
the scenes as highly credible information.

376
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:45,270
To sum it up, if you want to learn
the secret of that wasp,

377
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:47,730
threats and brute force won't work.

378
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,730
The only way is to inherit the company.

379
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,150
Which means...

380
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:53,940
becoming Noren Mitsuoka's fiancé.

381
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:56,240
That's your new mission, Boss!

382
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,650
As if I could do that!

383
00:18:57,650 --> 00:19:01,110
A divorced guy pushing 40
becoming a middle schooler's fiancé?

384
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,870
Man, maybe I should just confess
my love to her!

385
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,580
Not a bad idea!
If you actually got with her...

386
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,410
you'd be the president of Mitsuoka!

387
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:10,500
Being a gold digger is the dream!

388
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,330
"Being a gold digger."
I love the sound of that!

389
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,380
Yeah, I guess it would be impossible, huh?

390
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,090
Don't ever say that again, even as a joke.

391
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,590
NATSUKIYA
RAMEN

392
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:25,310
Aah, so good!
As long as I'm eating ramen here,

393
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,180
I can forget all about everything!

394
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:30,640
What the hell is he talking about
with this fiancée stuff?

395
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,690
There's no way an old guy like me
could do something like that.

396
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,570
I might be back at square one
with getting my old body back,

397
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:36,150
but whatever happens,
happens. Screw it!

398
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:40,900
Thanks for the meal!

399
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,740
Much appreciated!

400
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:45,780
- Ogami, you never change.
- Hmm?

401
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,410
Oh...

402
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,250
Sounds like things
have been rough for you.

403
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:52,830
I heard people have been coming on to you
even more than before.

404
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:56,420
Well, I'm just here for the ramen, so...

405
00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,920
Noren, you can head out now.

406
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,380
Ah, okay.

407
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,680
This sucks!

408
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,180
Why would your dad do something like that?

409
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:11,310
How should I know?
He barely ever comes home lately!

410
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,150
And honestly,
I never want to see his face again!

411
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:17,070
What the hell is his problem?

412
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,570
Idiot!

413
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,400
Right, Ogami?

414
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,160
You're not even listening!

415
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:23,950
Hm?

416
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:26,660
Oh, yeah, that really sounds rough.

417
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:30,120
Don't ask me about it and 
then stop listening halfway through!

418
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,410
No, for real...

419
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:32,620
I totally get it.

420
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,540
Yeah, right!

421
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,290
Anyway, about tomorrow's English—

422
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:36,790
Already changing the subject?

423
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,090
This is kind of nice, actually!

424
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,470
Ah, crap!

425
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,810
This is the kind
of pointless back-and-forth...

426
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:53,850
I want to have with friends.

427
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,060
Maybe I can do that in club.

428
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:57,730
Huh?

429
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,730
That kind of friend!

430
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,690
Oh, yeah.

431
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,950
Not that I'm saying
you're that kind of friend, though.

432
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:07,990
Wha...

433
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,460
It's finally club time, Boss!

434
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,420
Yeah!

435
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:46,170
Gotta learn to wipe my own butt!

436
00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:49,050
Is that really the right energy
to bring into this?

437
00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:49,680
Hm?

438
00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:51,010
Sis...

439
00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:54,600
Hey, we've got a bit of a problem.

440
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:56,520
What?

441
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,850
We've been flooded with applicants.

442
00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:01,810
Most of them are here because of Noren.

443
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:03,520
Joining home ec, too?

444
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,110
Wow, what a coincidence!

445
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:06,150
Oh, like hell it is!

446
00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:08,900
Actually, I've always loved home ec!

447
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,360
"Loved home ec"?
What the hell does that even mean?

448
00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:15,700
Tama, could you get Hashikan for me?

449
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,550
Shut up already!

450
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,550
Let me make one thing clear!

451
00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:31,720
I already have a boyfriend!

452
00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:35,850
It's Juzo Ogami right here!

453
00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:37,850
What?

454
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,980
What?