1 00:00:02,890 --> 00:00:04,400 Mitsuoka! 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,650 Noren! 3 00:00:05,650 --> 00:00:07,400 Wait up! 4 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:10,400 Tell us more about what you said back there! 5 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:13,360 Wait! 6 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,740 Looks like we managed to lose them. 7 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:19,160 Now then... 8 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,160 What gives?! 9 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:21,290 Sorry! 10 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:25,130 The club activity I was really looking forward to got totally wrecked. 11 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:29,840 And before I knew it, all my pent-up stress completely exploded. 12 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,630 I know I messed up. 13 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,380 Sorry. 14 00:00:34,130 --> 00:00:35,760 Hey, Juzo, doesn't this... 15 00:00:36,050 --> 00:00:37,640 technically mean mission accomplished? 16 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,930 The hell it does! 17 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:41,600 Marrying a kid the same age as my daughter? 18 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,020 I'd rather die! 19 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,600 But, please! I know it's selfish, 20 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,020 but could you pretend to be my boyfriend for a while? 21 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:51,570 Huh? 22 00:00:51,570 --> 00:00:54,070 Look, if people think I already have a boyfriend, 23 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:57,030 it should help prevent stuff like that from happening. 24 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,580 Please! 25 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:02,620 Fine. 26 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,580 But this is... 27 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:06,000 strictly pretend, got it? 28 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:40,050 THE PACIFIER DUEL SATURDAY, MAY 2nd 29 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:41,550 Hey! 30 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:43,350 Go buy us some bread! 31 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,890 Oh, so this is how it goes. 32 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:47,770 Are you listening to me? 33 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,730 From now on, you'll run errands for us every day, 34 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:53,020 or you'll back off from Noren Mitsuoka. 35 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,440 Pick one. 36 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,730 What kind of choice is that? 37 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,610 Don't let him get away! 38 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:03,620 Beating them down would be easy... 39 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:08,870 but I'm not about to get suspended over something so trivial. 40 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:13,500 - Hey! - We're on the third floor! 41 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:15,840 What the... 42 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:22,760 My apologies. 43 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:33,440 Did you hear? 44 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,820 Those two are apparently going out! 45 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:39,150 Yeah, and because of that, a bunch of guys have it out for him. 46 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,530 Yikes! 47 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,530 Poor guy. 48 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,700 I said I'd do it as long as it was just pretend, 49 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,290 but is it gonna be like this the whole time? 50 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:50,040 What a pain! 51 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,540 - Rough day, Oga. - Huh? 52 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:54,330 Is it true that you're dating Noren? 53 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:56,000 Takada and Baba... 54 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,420 Seriously, though, nice job getting away from those guys! 55 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:00,420 You were watching? 56 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,550 And all you did was watch? 57 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,970 I mean, what were we supposed to do? 58 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:06,800 Go get a teacher or something! 59 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,270 We felt like you would handle it somehow. 60 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:13,060 And you did, so what's the problem? 61 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:13,690 Hey! 62 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:14,810 Though... 63 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:17,940 Honestly, things could still get way worse. 64 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,690 Huh? 65 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:24,360 Our school's a pretty famous mega-school, y'know. 66 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:28,080 There are high-spec guys all over the place. 67 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,910 And not just that. 68 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,460 Among the upper crust, there's... 69 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:35,250 an especially scary group called the Unicorns. 70 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:38,840 They've got looks and personality, the whole package. 71 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,710 And on top of that, every single one of them has top-tier talent... 72 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:43,880 and crazy charisma in some field or another. 73 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:48,350 Rumor has it all of them are after Noren, too. 74 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:51,060 Chances are they'll come after you sooner or later! 75 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:52,480 And when that happens... 76 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,810 well, good luck! 77 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:54,600 Hey! 78 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,820 It might be a good idea... 79 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:00,650 to drop this "fake boyfriend" thing. 80 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:01,480 Huh? 81 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,190 Boss... 82 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:05,110 You have no intention of marrying Noren, right? 83 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:06,780 Obviously not! 84 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,830 Then there's no reason to keep this up. 85 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:12,290 I do feel bad for her, but... 86 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:16,420 And I've got one more annoying update for you. 87 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:17,040 What? 88 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:21,840 It's about Mitsuoka Pharmaceuticals' wasp research and their de-aging drug. 89 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,760 Apparently, the underworld is after that secret, too. 90 00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:28,970 But they can't just take it with threats or brute force. 91 00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:31,010 So, there's talk... 92 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:34,480 that other organizations might send in elite middle schooler operatives... 93 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,440 to go undercover. 94 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:40,110 All with the aim of becoming Noren Mitsuoka's future husband. 95 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,110 Meaning, she's gonna be targetted... 96 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,780 by top-tier guys from both sides of society. 97 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:49,820 Unicorns, assassin agents, the whole deal. 98 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:52,120 So, Boss, are throwing your hat in that ring, too? 99 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,420 Huh? 100 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:02,090 Yeah, you don't have to pretend to be my boyfriend anymore. 101 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:05,260 It seems to be causing you a ton of trouble. Sorry. 102 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:07,050 Yeah, but then... 103 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:10,390 I mean, it's really something I should deal with myself. 104 00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:13,430 I'll stop showing up at the home ec club. 105 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,640 But hey, you should still come by for ramen. 106 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:19,560 I might vent to you once in a while, though. 107 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:22,940 Oh! 108 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:24,900 On a date? Perfect timing! 109 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:29,030 Quit running away already, Ogami. 110 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:31,950 Nobody's okay with this, y'know. 111 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,450 A gloomy loser like you being her boyfriend? 112 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:38,210 He's not my boyfriend anymore! Can you quit this stupid crap already? 113 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,170 Huh? Really? 114 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:42,000 Then go out with me! 115 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,500 What? No, thanks! 116 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,050 Nobody asked you to barge in here, so go to hell! 117 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:48,010 Oh! Look, I'm not messing around! 118 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:50,760 I'm strong, okay? I can protect you! 119 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,930 I didn't ask! So, back off already! 120 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,220 Aw, don't be so cold! 121 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:58,230 No. We're still together. 122 00:06:58,230 --> 00:07:00,190 Keep your hands off my girl. 123 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:01,770 Now get lost. 124 00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:02,900 - Huh? - The hell? 125 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,020 Wait, what? You're marrying her? 126 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:07,820 Like hell I am! We're just keeping the act going! 127 00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:10,030 Still, why, though? 128 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,410 No reason. 129 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:13,490 What? 130 00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:16,700 If I had to say, it's because every damn kid keeps going, 131 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,540 "No, don't," "It's fine" all the time! 132 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:21,920 And we old guys are stubborn. That's why. 133 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,840 If doing nothing makes kids worry about me, 134 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,590 then I'll be a meddling pain in the ass. 135 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:26,670 I don't care who shows up. 136 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:29,470 If they're bad news, I'll swat every last one of 'em away! 137 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,800 What're you muttering about? 138 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,220 I spar with grown men at the gym. 139 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,850 You oughta think about who you're mouthing off to... 140 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:37,770 before you try acting cool! 141 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:48,230 I'm not saying I reject with the whole "men should protect women" thing, 142 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:49,030 but for now... 143 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:52,200 maybe you should spend a little more time training. 144 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,870 Ogami? 145 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:02,000 Ogami, um... 146 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:05,170 All right. I'll keep playing boyfriend a little longer. 147 00:08:05,170 --> 00:08:07,920 I don't wanna eat good ramen and then have to listen to you complain afterward. 148 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,630 Thanks. 149 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,170 But, um... 150 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:14,300 that "keep your hands off my girl" line... 151 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,390 Sorry, but wow, that was a huge turnoff. 152 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,390 No middle schooler talks like that. 153 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:21,980 So... 154 00:08:22,890 --> 00:08:25,860 that's Noren Mitsuoka and her boyfriend. 155 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:31,360 With those moves, he seems like he might be in the same line of work as me. 156 00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:37,120 He may be tougher than expected... 157 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:41,040 as a romantic rival on this job. 158 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:06,270 Impressive. 159 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:09,520 Your skills are sharp despite your age. 160 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,690 You're a once-in-a-generation talent for our organization. 161 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,150 Thank you. 162 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:17,240 Now for your next assignment. 163 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:23,540 Infiltrate Noren Mitsuoka's middle school and become her fiancé. 164 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,370 I'm counting on you... 165 00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:27,250 Baby-Face Baby. 166 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:32,130 Hey, Ogami... 167 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,090 Aren't you, like, secretly super strong? 168 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:35,720 Huh? 169 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,390 No way. 170 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:41,060 I've never been in a fight in my life. 171 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:43,520 Really? 172 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,400 Because the guy you scared off the other day looked pretty tough to me. 173 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:51,020 That was just a fluke, or, I dunno, for all he looked the part... 174 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,190 he was basically normal. 175 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:54,690 "Normal"? 176 00:09:54,690 --> 00:09:58,490 So, does that mean you know what "not normal" is like? 177 00:09:58,490 --> 00:10:00,700 No, I mean, I don't know. 178 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:03,160 The boss is getting grilled by a middle schooler! 179 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,540 Well, whatever. 180 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:07,540 This is just pretend dating anyway, 181 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,000 so I'm not gonna say you can't keep secrets or anything. 182 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,800 But speaking of this "fake boyfriend" thing... 183 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:16,550 My dad randomly sent me something yesterday. 184 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:20,470 A fountain pen? 185 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:23,430 What makes zero sense is... 186 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:26,560 he told me to give this to Ogami, the guy I'm dating right now. 187 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:28,390 Why? 188 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,690 No clue. 189 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:35,530 Isn't he kinda hot? 190 00:10:35,530 --> 00:10:37,070 He's so tall! 191 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:39,320 Look at how long his legs are! 192 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,030 Check out his physique! 193 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:44,790 Okay, class, I'd like to introduce our new transfer student. 194 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,210 Boss! 195 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:49,540 Yeah. 196 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:52,130 A transfer student at a time like this... 197 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:53,590 And that presence... 198 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,090 Looks like one really did show up. 199 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,090 They sent in another pro... 200 00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:02,090 to become Noren's fiancé. 201 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:04,310 This is Shin Kohazame. 202 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,680 - Hell yes! A hottie! - Everyone, be nice to him. 203 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,640 Man, what a difference from Oga! No, seriously, it's not even a contest! 204 00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:13,770 Now then, why don't you give us a quick introduction? 205 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,490 Afu? 206 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,830 Duck? 207 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:39,380 Wow, he's so nervous, he completely choked. 208 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:44,890 Um, okay. For now, why don't you sit next to Mitsuoka? 209 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,480 Uh, nice to meet you. 210 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:57,730 She's... 211 00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,740 She's so cute! 212 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:02,780 Her picture did not do her justice! 213 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:03,860 This is bad! 214 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,490 I'm so nervous, I can barely even talk! 215 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:09,790 There's no way I can flirt with a girl this cute! 216 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,210 But it's a job, so I have to! 217 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:13,960 If I'm gonna talk without freaking out, 218 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,630 I've got no choice but to put that in my mouth! 219 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,510 Huh? 220 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,630 A letter? 221 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:21,380 I LIKE YOU. I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IN PERSON, 222 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,220 AND I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE COURTYARD AFTER SCHOOL. 223 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,300 What? 224 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,260 Did I really just get the sloppiest love-letter approach ever? 225 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:34,310 Jeez, when you're hot, people really let you get away with anything, huh? 226 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:39,230 A letter and then an instant meet-up request. 227 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:41,360 You want me there with you? 228 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,740 Honestly, that'd help. 229 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:45,070 That's basically the whole point of the "fake boyfriend" thing. 230 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:47,120 I knew you had a boyfriend. 231 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:51,000 But if you bring him with you, that does make this way harder. Jeez. 232 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,620 Huh? 233 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:56,880 Wait, that's Kohazame's voice, but the vibe is completely different. 234 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,000 No, hang on, what the heck is that? 235 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,630 It's a pacifier. 236 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,800 You make it sound like it's as normal as a mask! 237 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:05,800 Sorry for freaking you out. 238 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:10,470 I actually have extreme stage fright, but I calm down when I act like a baby. 239 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:12,470 He's calmly saying the craziest nonsense! 240 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:17,190 The underworld's full of weirdos, but this guy's really something else. 241 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,400 Yeah, he's out there. 242 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:22,940 Anyway, can we talk about what I wrote in the letter? 243 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:25,910 Um, well, I'm already dating Ogami. 244 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,240 I know. 245 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,160 But I still have to say it. 246 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,290 It was love at first sight. 247 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,210 I really like you! 248 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:35,620 Wow, pushy much? 249 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,920 I know you already have a boyfriend. 250 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,250 Even so, will you give me a chance? 251 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,880 Looking at him again, his eyes really are beautiful. 252 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,260 When he looks at you like that, your heart skips a beat. 253 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,350 It's not just that his features are handsome. 254 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:56,020 There's this almost hypnotic kind of sex appeal to him. 255 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,350 Except... 256 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,270 he's got a pacifier in his mouth! 257 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:03,230 Well, okay, there are like ten different things I could say here, but... 258 00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:04,150 Hey! 259 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,660 Quit talking out of your ass, moron! 260 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:12,120 For starters, you don't even like me that much, do you? 261 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,160 I'm not saying love at first sight never happens, 262 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,620 and sure, sometimes things move fast out of nowhere. 263 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,080 But this isn't that. 264 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,420 What ticks me off is that it feels like you're being made to do this! 265 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,920 Yeah, it's rough dealing with confessions... 266 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,920 but if someone tells me how they really feel... 267 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,300 I make a point of giving them a real answer. 268 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,760 But if somebody comes at me with some joke of a confession, 269 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,850 like they're making fun of other people's feelings, 270 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:35,350 I make a point of decking them! 271 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,810 What a... 272 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,690 What a direct, strong person! 273 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,900 I'm really in love! 274 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,820 Good boy, good boy. 275 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:53,030 If a girl like this did that for me, I could die happy! 276 00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:56,330 No, sorry! 277 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,660 I'm really sorry! 278 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,830 You were totally right about all of it. 279 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,880 And I like you. For real this time. 280 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,300 If you can tell when someone's lying, you can also tell when they mean it. 281 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,090 So, anyway, your boyfriend... 282 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,300 Ogami. 283 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,890 "Ogami," right. 284 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:14,890 Just like that? 285 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,770 He got behind me? 286 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,310 You're in the business, too, aren't you? 287 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:24,610 I never thought a sudden confession like that would actually work. 288 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:28,900 My plan was to make an impression first, then ease into it little by little. 289 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,570 But... 290 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,070 I've changed my mind. 291 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,160 Putting Noren's position as fiancée on the line... 292 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:37,290 I challenge you to a duel. 293 00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:39,040 Huh? A duel? 294 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,080 That. 295 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:45,090 That fountain pen is proof of who is the official fiancé. 296 00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:50,050 Once a duel is issued, it has to be accepted. 297 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:53,090 The guidelines have already been announced. 298 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,300 Wait, what is that supposed to mean? 299 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,310 Since when? 300 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,020 So if you lose, does the boyfriend role automatically changes hands? 301 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:03,520 Jeez! This just keeps getting more and more annoying! 302 00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:07,610 Basically, you decided you wanted to steal her quick and easy, huh? 303 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:08,690 Exactly. 304 00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:10,440 Sigh... 305 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,650 Please give Noren to me. 306 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:15,700 I don't give a damn about duels or whatever else. 307 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,790 But I'm not handing Noren over! 308 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,700 You're way too freaky for your own good. 309 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:20,370 MITSUOKA PHARMACEUTICALS 310 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:24,710 So, whoever's holding the fountain pen at the end is the fiancé... 311 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,210 is that it? 312 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,800 That is brutal! 313 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,340 Hang in there, Oga! 314 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,670 This is no laughing matter! 315 00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:33,130 Noren, are you okay? 316 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,550 No, I am not okay! 317 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:38,760 I hate the idea of people making this huge spectacle out of fighting over me! 318 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,930 I feel like I'm gonna puke! 319 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:44,310 And Ogami's only doing this because I asked him to fake it. 320 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:47,650 It's not like I was planning to date anyone in the first place! 321 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:48,860 Ogami... 322 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,730 It's okay, Master. 323 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,240 I'm in this now. 324 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,990 I'm not gonna lose no matter what kind of match this is. 325 00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,790 They're saying it's a duel over Noren Mitsuoka! 326 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,870 The one that was posted online? 327 00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:05,000 No way! They're really doing it? 328 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,080 The match lasts one hour. 329 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,840 My objective is to make you put this pacifier in your mouth. 330 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:13,340 If you can escape without having it crammed in, then you win. 331 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:15,630 Pacifier! 332 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,550 What kind of stupid contest is this? 333 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:19,890 A pacifier? What? 334 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:21,180 I don't get it! 335 00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:23,680 Why is he sucking on one in the first place? 336 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,230 I love you, Noren. 337 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:27,480 I really mean it. 338 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:30,190 So, if I win this duel... 339 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,280 I want to use your lap... 340 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,280 Good boy, good boy. 341 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,360 ...as a pillow. 342 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,900 Sorry. Not happening. 343 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:40,240 Let's get started. 344 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,620 When the last grain falls, exactly one hour will have passed. 345 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,620 Yeah, yeah, let's do this already. 346 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,670 Begin! 347 00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:51,550 Boss! 348 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,010 Even bracing myself, that was close. 349 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:56,130 Weirdo factor aside, his skills are the real deal. 350 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,630 It started! 351 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:58,970 Oh, man! 352 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,430 Uh, isn't this plain bad? 353 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,190 Trying to run away without blowing your cover and all! 354 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,690 In other words, for one hour... 355 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,400 I've gotta dodge his attacks in the most pathetic way possible! 356 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,770 In a weird way, that's kind of pro! 357 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,240 Is this luck? 358 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,200 He's actually dodging his strikes! 359 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,820 Even before I had this younger body, 360 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,120 it'd been a long time since I'd faced anyone this good. 361 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,660 He's really strong. 362 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,160 Which is exactly why... 363 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,870 a match where I lose if he gets a pacifier in my mouth... 364 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:30,080 What the hell? 365 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,090 Shh! 366 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,310 After Noren turned me down, I thought about it. 367 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:48,020 What exactly is the difference between us? 368 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,020 And then it hit me. 369 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,560 One of us is a baby... 370 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,770 and one of us... 371 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:53,770 isn't! 372 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,480 What the hell are you talking about? 373 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,500 Just try putting it in your mouth, 374 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,040 and you'll get why it's so great! 375 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,460 And once we're both babies... 376 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,000 I'll be superior! 377 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,460 No good! I still have no idea what you're on about! 378 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,510 More than anything... 379 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,510 I'm in love with Noren! 380 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,970 Are your feelings for her stronger than mine? 381 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,310 My feelings for Noren... 382 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,560 My... 383 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:30,270 Nope. 384 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,690 Not even one millimeter. 385 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:32,980 I'm a grown man. 386 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,480 I only took this on because I got stubbornand dug in my heels. 387 00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,150 Hah... 388 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:40,820 So, if I lose, worst case, it can't be helped. 389 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,990 Is that all this is? 390 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,580 TO PAPA 391 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,250 Papa! 392 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,500 No. Wrong. 393 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,880 It's more than that. 394 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,210 There's about one minute left. 395 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,670 There they are! 396 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,130 Over there! 397 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:06,430 He threw it! 398 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,600 Huh? Is it over? 399 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:10,100 Yeah, this ends it. 400 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,350 Except... 401 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,030 I never said that was the only pacifier. 402 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,280 A trap! 403 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,860 A whole bunch of them are flying at him! 404 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,000 He left me an escape route on purpose! 405 00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:34,710 He's gonna land on a rake! 406 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,170 One of those things where, if you step on it... 407 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,420 ...the handle whips up and smacks you right in the face! 408 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,170 And there's a pacifier attached to the end of it! 409 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:45,430 - And he can't block it! - It's going in his mouth for sure! 410 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,180 Wha... 411 00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,720 It stopped! 412 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,810 How? 413 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,730 So, when he jumped back... 414 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,190 he'd already... 415 00:21:02,650 --> 00:21:04,450 thrown the wood carving knives? 416 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,330 He made it the whole hour! 417 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,990 How'd he do that at the end? 418 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,750 Ogami wins! 419 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,370 Unbelievable! 420 00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:15,710 My love... 421 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,750 actually lost! 422 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,540 Sorry. 423 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,460 I don't know if mine's stronger than yours... 424 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:26,390 but I've got feelings for Noren, too. 425 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,720 They're just nothing like yours. 426 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,970 I only just realized it. 427 00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:36,980 I'd been projecting Kozue onto Noren. 428 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,940 There's so much I couldn't do for Kozue. 429 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,480 Maybe it's just self-satisfaction. 430 00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:47,660 Even so, I don't want Noren to end up unhappy. 431 00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:24,000 Yeah, he's definitely pretty down. 432 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:27,960 But I don't know how to deal with two boys dueling over me, either. 433 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,920 HOME EC ROOM 434 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,720 Um, our new club member is... 435 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:34,220 Shin Kohazame. 436 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:35,560 Hey! 437 00:23:35,810 --> 00:23:37,930 I'm not giving up, Noren! 438 00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:40,020 Uh, no, please do give up.