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THE FIRST HITMAN SUMMIT
SATURDAY, JUNE 20th

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Okay, today we have 
a new transfer student.

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Today? More like again.

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This class gets
a lot of transfer students.

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This is Eiji Rindou.
Everybody, make him feel welcome.

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Goodbye, tranquility.

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Hello again, assassin.

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- Whoa, he's huge!
- He's really a seventh-grader?

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And what's that screw in his forehead?

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A fashion thing?

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Wow, another character
with a lot going on!

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Oh, what's wrong?

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Oh, no.

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He's totally my type.

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No way. Seriously?

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Seriously!

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I feel like I've seen him
somewhere before.

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REPORT

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Even one assassin in a middle school
would be completely insane.

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Nice to meet ya.

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All right, Rindou, take your seat.

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But now four have infiltrated
the school.

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We can officially call
this situation extraordinary.

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Sensing the danger,
Ogami called them together...

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and held the first Hitman Summit.

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From Yugang, the second-biggest Chinese
outfit in the industry, Shin Kohazame.

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And from JARDIN, the biggest organization
in the business, the Rindou brothers.

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So, you finally showed up.

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The boss and I belong to Z.O.O.,

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the old-school outfit
ranked third in the industry.

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I can't believe...

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the three biggest organizations
are all here because of Noren.

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What'd you call us here for
out of the blue?

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You all know about each other
by now, right?

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Despite it all, let's get along!

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Don't start any trouble!

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I'm begging you!

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Why's it so important to you?

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Not that you had to tell me. I'm not
about to start killing people here.

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The Mitsuoka duel's on hold for now, too.

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Same here.

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But there's one thing.

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I can't get along with them.

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Especially the little one.

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Years ago, he stole one of my targets.

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Ah, that time.

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That only happened because 
you were dragging your feet.

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Don't give me that!

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Not after the dirty trick you pulled!

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He was a special target!
I had to be the one to take him down!

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Is that so? Then all the more reason you
should've killed him sooner, you half-wit!

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Don't, Eiji.

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This is between him and me.

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Cut it out! When I said "get along,"
I meant everyone here!

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Were you even listening to me?

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This is exactly what I mean by "trouble"!

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For the record...

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I'm disappointed in you, too.

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Huh?

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I lost the duel...

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so I backed off from Noren
for the time being.

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But I heard...

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FIRE HYDRANT

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she was abducted from 
under your nose the other day!

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Sure, she made it through safely,
but with a performance that pathetic...

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I can't entrust the woman I love to you.

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I won't mention who abducted her.

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I'll protect Noren!

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Oh! There you are, Ogami.

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We don't have club today,
so let's walk home together.

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Why are you all here?

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Let's adjourn for now.

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Don't worry.

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First-years and third-years...

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usually don't cross paths
unless they go out of their way.

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Good grief.

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Huh? My shoes are gone?

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No way! Why?

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Noren...

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I took the liberty
of warming them for you.

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It's early summer!

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Wait, no... Are you Toyotomi Hideyoshi?

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No, that's not the point, either!
What are you doing?

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Look out!

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A June beetle.

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It's harmless!

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You're walking home with us?

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And you're way too close!
What is your deal?

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I want to protect you, my precious Noren!

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From now on, I'll be with you
at all times! I've made up my mind!

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Huh?

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"At all times"?

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At all times!

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While you eat, while you bathe...

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even while you sleep!

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Huh? Like I'd go along with that!
Are you stupid?

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Ogami! Shin is being weird!

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Sorry.

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This is all because I failed you.

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You failing me turns Shin into an idiot?

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THE FIRST HITMAN SUMMIT

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The first Hitman Summit results.

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One... Three out of four participants
started fighting.

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Two... Shin Kohazame became a stalker.

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Will this report get approved?

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What was that?

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You can clearly see me, jerk!

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Sorry, I was kidding.

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Don't pat my head!

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Did you make that yourself?

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Also, your lunch box is tiny!

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If it's any bigger, I can't finish it.

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Even your voice is adorable!

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Everybody, stop patting my head!

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Hello. I'm Mei Tamada.

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I'm a second-year in the home ec club,
which makes me Ogami and Noren's senpai.

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Huh? You don't know me?

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Well, I guess until now...

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I've mostly just been darting around
in the corner of the screen.

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ANPAN

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Still, I'm pleased to 
make your acquaintance.

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As for my height, it's a little...

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So cute!

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But wait a second.

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Huh? She's a second-year?

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Actually, yeah. To be blunt,
I'm the smallest person in the club.

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Which is why I'm here today for advice.

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Ogami!

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Huh?

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Oh, Tamada-senpai?

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What's wrong?

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I wanna get ripped!

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What?

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Why?

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You don't want people looking down on you?

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I mean, we've never done that
before or anything.

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It's not the home ec club.

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I'm sick of always being the class's target.

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But you're plenty charming
just the way you are.

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Easy for tall, sleek Noren to say!

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You don't know the heart
of the vertically-challenged!

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Everybody goes, "Aww, you're so cute!"
and pats me on the head...

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but I'm not somebody's pet!

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I know!

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I know nobody's doing it to be mean!

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If anything, they're doting on me!

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But doesn't that come with the implication
that they don't see me as an equal?

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So, if I can't get bigger vertically...

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I'll get wider!

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I bought dumbbells!

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How'd you decide that 
"getting ripped" is the answer?

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Whoa, they're adjustable ones, too!

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If only my shoulders...

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If only my shoulders were broader!

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Shoulders have nothing to...
Wait, that mental image is nightmare fuel!

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But what about the sewing
and crafts you love, Senpai?

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I'm not quitting those or anything.

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I just also want melon shoulders.

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Melon shoulders?

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Okay, I get the situation,
but why come to me?

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Sorry. Actually,
it's not exactly you I need.

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I want you to introduce me to Tenma Tendo.

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Huh?

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If I'm gonna ask someone how to train...

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it should be the man
with the ultimate physical body, right?

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You went from getting ripped
to asking him for help?

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But there's a very real chance
that guy doesn't even know I exist!

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DELICIOUS MILK

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So, I figured you could...

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I mean, I don't know
what you expect me to...

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Please!

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I wanna get huge!

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Fine, I get it! Just stop doing
shoulder presses for your delts!

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Ogami and a home ec club
member? What's up?

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Huh? You know me?

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Uh, I don't know your name,
but I know your face.

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The home ec club people have,
I dunno, a special vibe.

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So, what do you need?

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Let's sit down first!

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Your crotch is right there!

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You wanna bulk up
so people won't look down on you?

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Sounds pointless. I'd quit.

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I mean, I can give you
workout advice, sure.

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But getting a little bigger
isn't gonna change anything.

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If Ogami or I got serious...

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either way, it'd be a one-punch KO.

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So, the problem
probably isn't really that. Oh?

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Huh?

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Could you say it any worse?

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Um, Tamada-senpai...

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The people who actually see you
for who you are don't look down on you.

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I know that.

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It's just, both my parents
are short, too...

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so when I think that...

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I might spend the rest of my life
being treated like a small animal...

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unless I constantly assert myself...
it seems like such a pain in the ass.

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In that case, after school...

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would you maybe come with me
to my uncle's, no, aunt's shop?

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OPEN 24 HOURS

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Welcome, Juzo!

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BAR JABAMI

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So, this is the senpai from your club
you mentioned? Nice to meet you!

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S-S-So huge!

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Even bigger than Tenma!

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Forget being face-to-crotch, I could
just walk under there like a bridge!

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Um...

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a giant warrior god?

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Opening with that, huh?

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I'll burn you to the ground!

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Sorry, Mama. I know you're not open yet.

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Oh, this time of day's totally fine.

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BAR JABAMI

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Well, anyway, come on in!

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Thanks.

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Am I getting out alive?

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BAR JABAMI

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What's wrong with that?
Being tiny and cute is great.

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But that's exactly what you hate about it?

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What do you have to eat to get that huge?

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Hell if I know! Meat, probably?

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Well, sure.

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I can't say people have ever really
looked down on me.

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And if they did, I'd beat 'em senseless.

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Beat?

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So, yeah, I've never felt the way you do.

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I don't get it.

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What do you think?

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Jealous?

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Yes.

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But...

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I'm jealous of you.

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I would've much rather
been born a cute girl...

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than in this crazy strong male body
nobody dares come near.

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You've got something even invincible
old me could never have.

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So, quit whining
like it's some horrible curse!

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Table for two! We'll start with highballs!

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Not regulars.

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And how are they already wasted
at this hour?

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Sorry, we're not open yet!

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Oh, c'mon! We're customers!

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Wait, hold up!

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Now that I get a good look, you're a kid!

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What're you doing in a place like this?

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Hey...

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That's my ideal girl you're messing with.

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Don't get handsy.

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If you're that drunk,
how about I kill you so you sober up?

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Sorry about this!

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Looks like I've gotta deal
with some new customers for a minute.

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Come visit again, okay?

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Y-Yes, ma'am!

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S-So scary!

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What kind of place did you bring me to?

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Sorry, that last part wasn't in the plan!

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I got freaked out six different ways!

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I can't! This is all so insane, I don't
even know what else to do but laugh!

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I heard, Ogami!

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You took Tama to some crazy bar?

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Sorry.

260
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So, they went to that place.

261
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,390
No, but it was fun!

262
00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:57,730
Thanks to that, I kinda stopped
caring about a bunch of stuff.

263
00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:59,360
Thanks.

264
00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,570
I'm still gonna work out, though.

265
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,990
Lateral raises!

266
00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:10,490
This happened after Tamada-senpai
did her lateral raises.

267
00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:11,910
HOME EC ROOM

268
00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:12,580
Okay, then!

269
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,450
We'll be splitting into teams of two
for a full-on ramen-making challenge!

270
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:18,830
And then we'll hold a contest to decide
which team's ramen tastes the best!

271
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,630
Yay! Sounds fun!

272
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,630
What is it about ramen
that just gets you excited?

273
00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:28,630
Right?

274
00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:30,340
What?

275
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,050
Ramen?

276
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:33,470
Noren?

277
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,680
Oh, my!

278
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,980
Well...

279
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,440
this is awkward!

280
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,230
Looks like my era has arrived!

281
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:43,730
She's getting crazy cocky already!
What era is she talking about?

282
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,570
I feel bad for everyone else,

283
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:49,530
but I guess this is when the difference
between amateurs and a pro will really show!

284
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,820
You're acting all high and mighty,
but aren't you...

285
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:54,030
still just an apprentice
at your uncle's shop?

286
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:56,830
So, the teams are set.

287
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,040
TEAMS: NISHIMURA-SHIRAISHI KOHAZAME-YAMAOKA
TAMADA-KITO OGAMI-MITSUOKA

288
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,960
Presentations are one week from now!

289
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,300
Use that time to research,
test recipes, whatever you need!

290
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,760
Oh, come to think of it,
you like ramen, don't you?

291
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,720
Yes!

292
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,720
I'll do my best!

293
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:12,050
You like ramen, too, Noren?

294
00:15:12,050 --> 00:15:12,890
- Huh?
- Huh?

295
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,350
As it happens, I'm rather particular
about Chinese cuisine.

296
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,850
I simply can't afford to cut corners.

297
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:21,980
I do love you, Noren...

298
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,690
but this time, well...

299
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,150
I'm sorry.

300
00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:26,190
Oh...

301
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:27,440
Huh?

302
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,360
Wait.

303
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,780
Sorry for what?

304
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,490
Are you saying,
"Sorry, but I'm going to win"?

305
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,370
Yes. I'm sorry.

306
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:36,620
What?

307
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:39,120
No, no, no, hold on a second!

308
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,750
I don't know how many thousands
of years China's got on us,

309
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,210
but ramen evolved
in its own unique way here in Japan!

310
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,090
At this point,
it's a proud genre all its own.

311
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:50,090
So, don't go acting superior
just because you got there first.

312
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,720
It is precisely because 
we got there first.

313
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,050
I acknowledge that ramen has evolved
in its own unique way.

314
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,720
But in terms of depth and breadth,
it still has a long way to go.

315
00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:59,850
When something is still immature,

316
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:02,900
it shouldn't strut around
pretending to be fully grown.

317
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,860
You're talking awfully big!

318
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,570
I can't wait to hear the excuse
when you lose!

319
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,690
I apologized in advance
because I won't lose.

320
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:13,490
That's not an apology!

321
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,320
That's trash talk!

322
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,580
I don't want to make you cry.

323
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,290
Please back down.

324
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:20,750
Very well.

325
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,370
Then this means war.

326
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,000
Noren?

327
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,380
Noren?

328
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,630
It's a showdown!

329
00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,590
If I win, you stop stalking me!

330
00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:33,090
Calm down! That's not a prize,
that's the bare minimum!

331
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,010
I accept!

332
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:36,930
And if I win, you must read me
a picture book!

333
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:40,720
Your weird little fantasies
are getting way too specific!

334
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,350
Now that that's settled, let's go, Ogami!

335
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,150
We're eating our way through 
ramen shops for research!

336
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,980
Me, too! Yamaoka, come with me!

337
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,440
Hey! Club's still in session!

338
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,780
- Might as well.
- Yes, ma'am.

339
00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:57,780
This has turned into a 
massive pain in the ass.

340
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,750
Okay, on to the next shop!

341
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,710
Wait...

342
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:06,750
Noren...

343
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,290
How many places are we hitting?

344
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,340
I'm about to...

345
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:13,880
explode.

346
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:14,840
What?

347
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,510
We're only on number eight!

348
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:19,970
Eight bowls is a borderline lethal dose!

349
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,430
Then I'll go by myself!

350
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:23,600
You head home!

351
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:27,980
How could she eat all that
and still run normally?

352
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:32,990
One more bite, and I'll burst!

353
00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:37,240
I'll rest for a minute.

354
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:47,500
THE OCEAN

355
00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:03,770
Are you okay?

356
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:04,930
Y-Yes!

357
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,770
Thank you very much!

358
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,860
Good to hear!

359
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:11,940
Crap, I'm gonna puke!

360
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,190
U-Um...

361
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,490
I'm so sorry!

362
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,200
Are you all right?

363
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,450
Are you hurt?

364
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,160
THE DAY OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP

365
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:29,790
The home ec club
ramen championship begins now!

366
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:31,340
All right!

367
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:33,920
By the way, to keep the judging fair,

368
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,090
a girl who just happened to be
 walking by will be the judge!

369
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:39,340
Sorry to spring this on you.

370
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:40,930
No, not at all.

371
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,800
I like ramen, so...

372
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,310
Then first up, the Kohazame-Yamaoka team!

373
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:49,810
Behold a ramen beyond your imagination!

374
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:50,520
BIANGBIANG NOODLES

375
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,020
Biangbiang noodles!

376
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:55,820
What? That kanji's beyond
my imagination anyway! I can't read it!

377
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,860
It's a local dish from 
Shaanxi Province in China,

378
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,990
made with extremely wide, flat noodles...

379
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,740
somewhat like kishimen,
tossed with sauce and toppings.

380
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:06,870
W-Wow! This is a real thing?

381
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,460
And to make it even more satisfying,

382
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:14,920
we made the noodles three times
the usual width and thickness!

383
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,050
Now!

384
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,420
Please enjoy!

385
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,190
I can't...

386
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,400
enjoy this!

387
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,780
The noodles are too heavy
to actually eat! Zero points!

388
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,280
Z-Zero?

389
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,580
All talk, Shin!

390
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:45,990
I can't stop laughing!

391
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:48,950
This match is mine!

392
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:50,710
Who are you right now?

393
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:51,790
Next up!

394
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,710
The Mitsuoka-Ogami team!

395
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:54,330
RAMEN NOTES

396
00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:57,750
I have sampled every genre
of ramen imaginable...

397
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:01,720
and at last arrived
at the ultimate ramen!

398
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,720
"Arrived," have we?

399
00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:04,760
Please enjoy!

400
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,350
Tonkotsu Iekei Black Soy Sauce
Salt Miso Tantan...

401
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,810
Kitakata Seafood Pork Bone
Chicken Paitan...

402
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:15,060
Garlic Veggie Extra-Extra Karame
Abura Chomolungma!

403
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:18,280
Is that a curse? Isn't that mostly
just ramen-shop ordering lingo?

404
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,400
Kill... me...

405
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:24,620
That isn't ramen anymore, it's a chimera!
A violent assault of salt, sugar, and fat!

406
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,990
If I were in my original body,
that thing would give me...

407
00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:28,580
every lifestyle disease in the book!

408
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,160
Kill me!

409
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,830
Okay, time for the tasting!

410
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,580
I'm sorry!

411
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,880
I really can't!

412
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,420
I'm so sorry!

413
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,590
Yeah, fair! Sorry about that! Zero points!

414
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,470
CHEER
CHEER

415
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:43,840
All right, moving on!

416
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:47,300
In the end, Big Sis and Nishimura won.

417
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,310
We did it!

418
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:50,970
Hell yeah! That's what senpais do!

419
00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:52,350
ALL RAMEN WAS SAFELY CONSUMED
BY THE STAFF AFTERWARD.

420
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:55,980
Thanks!

421
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,650
And sorry we dragged you into this.

422
00:20:57,650 --> 00:21:00,030
No, I had fun.

423
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:04,570
M-More importantly, actually, there's
something I'd like to talk to you about.

424
00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:05,740
Huh?

425
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:07,530
Wait.

426
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,700
Aren't you the girl I helped the other day?

427
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,040
Yes, that's right!

428
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,960
A-And, um...

429
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,380
Ogami...

430
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,170
there's something I need to tell you.

431
00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:24,300
Would it be okay if I let the other one
take over and went to sleep?

432
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,840
Huh?

433
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:31,350
Excuse me?

434
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:42,150
Huh?

435
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,900
Wait, what?

436
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,650
What does that even mean?

437
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,780
Why did she suddenly fall asleep?

438
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,010
Thanks for waiting.