1 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,520 What are ideals? 2 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,920 There are innumerable answers to that question. 3 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:05,540 {\fad(858,1)\pos(442,65)}What are ideals? 4 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,540 {\fad(479,1)\pos(222,53)}There are innumerable answers to that question. 5 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,560 {\pos(383,32)\c&H703E52&}Episode 4 6 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,560 {\pos(324,285)}"Late Night Summons and Service" 7 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:13,990 Hello? 8 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:16,490 Atsushi-kun! Come to the agency right away! 9 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,450 Dazai-san? 10 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:19,200 {\c&H453D39&\frz345.1\pos(368,65)}Call Ended 11 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,370 What? 12 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:25,710 {\fad(250,0)\fnArial\b1\c&H63D4F3&\bord1\shad0\fs18\pos(181.333,240)}Save Electricity{\c&H3C36BA&}! 13 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:25,700 Why did you call me into the office in the middle of the night? 14 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,490 Have a seat. 15 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:31,020 You look exhausted. Are you okay? 16 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:32,210 I was asleep! 17 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:35,830 Now, now. We've got tea and snacks. Make yourself at home. 18 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:38,590 You expect me to eat after calling me in at night?! 19 00:01:38,590 --> 00:01:42,990 If we're meeting at this hour, is there an emergency? 20 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:44,590 Yes. The truth is... 21 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,850 Ghosts have begun appearing in this building. 22 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:51,360 So we're going to catch them! 23 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,690 They're planning to catch ghosts! 24 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,900 Wait, ghosts? I'm confused. This is all so sudden. 25 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:02,760 Ghosts are people who hang around even after they're dead. 26 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,210 That's so vague! 27 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,530 No, wait. Why are we even talking about ghosts? 28 00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:08,940 Naomi-chan heard something. 29 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:12,450 While preparing the president's prized high-quality green tea... 30 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:14,950 I'd like to try that tea, too. 31 00:02:14,950 --> 00:02:16,830 She heard a voice! Isn't that scary? 32 00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:18,290 But that's not all. 33 00:02:18,290 --> 00:02:19,090 What? 34 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:22,590 When she opened the cabinet to get donuts... 35 00:02:22,590 --> 00:02:24,580 I'd like some of those treats, too. 36 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:28,930 She heard another sad and disappointed voice. 37 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,360 What gluttonous ghosts. 38 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,760 By the way, Atsushi-kun, you're drinking that prized tea right now. 39 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:35,870 The president's?! 40 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:38,020 Now you're guilty, too. 41 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:39,820 What's wrong with this corrupt company?! 42 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:41,340 Call it a perk of working nights. 43 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:42,370 Kunikida-san?! 44 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:46,240 Do you really believe in ghosts, anyway? 45 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,860 Isn't it true that something is here? 46 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:53,530 Maybe they're not scary ghosts. They could just be lonely. 47 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,900 I find it hard to believe, 48 00:02:56,310 --> 00:03:01,570 but I've always wanted to relax with a cup of high-quality tea. 49 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:05,530 Oh, please. You could have tea anytime. 50 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:09,090 The ghosts could appear any minute now. 51 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,230 Atsushi-kun, tell us a joke! 52 00:03:12,230 --> 00:03:12,770 What? 53 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:20,360 I bet one of you is actually a ghost and sitting right in front of us. 54 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,650 Who could it be? Just kidding. 55 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:28,000 Huh? Dazai-san, Kunikida-san, what is it? 56 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,920 Could both of them be... 57 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:38,140 My vision suddenly went black, and I don't remember what happened after that. 58 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:41,800 {\fad(250,0)\fnArial\b1\c&H63D4F3&\bord1\shad0\fs18\pos(80.333,140)}Save Electricity{\c&H3C36BA&}! 59 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,800 Kunikida-san arrived first thing in the morning, 60 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,080 and said he found me alone on the floor. 61 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:47,350 Dazai-san said he never called me. 62 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,350 {\fad(406,1)\c&H424243&\3c&HF3E4D5&\b1\fs16\frz29.33\move(83,224,37,91,30,1090)}I was quietly drinking 63 00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:50,350 Naturally, Kunikida-san said he was at home, too. 64 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:54,930 I've always wanted to relax with a cup of tea. 65 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:59,360 Maybe they're not scary ghosts. They could just be lonely. 66 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,780 What was that about? 67 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:04,910 Oh, our precious tea and snacks are missing. 68 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,860 I'll go buy some more. 69 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,370 I hope they're satisfied now. 70 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:12,630 The tea and donuts were good. 71 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:13,500 Yeah! 72 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:17,380 {\pos(380,28)}Episode 5 73 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:17,380 {\pos(377,260)}"Between Freedom and Duty" 74 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:19,240 Wow, what's all this? 75 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,750 Camping equipment. 76 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,240 Don't do it, Atsushi-kun! 77 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,950 You're too young to abandon society 78 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:27,210 and live in a tent out in the wilderness! 79 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:28,640 Hold on! 80 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,260 This is clearly just outdoor recreational equipment! 81 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,050 Louisa-san didn't know what to do 82 00:04:34,050 --> 00:04:37,280 with all the stuff Francis bought on sale, so she gave it to us. 83 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,850 The other day, she gave us desks and chairs. 84 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:43,790 Does she think we're storage for unwanted goods? 85 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:47,150 At this rate, this stuff really will just collect dust. 86 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:49,750 Since we have the equipment, we might as well go. 87 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:52,950 Really? But I've never gone camping before. 88 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:53,660 Neither have I. 89 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,280 I'm not sure I can do it. 90 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,530 What? Atsushi-kun, you're great at it. 91 00:04:57,910 --> 00:05:00,970 Before you met me, you'd been living outdoors for days. 92 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:02,920 That doesn't count! 93 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:07,070 Dazai-san, camping means escaping the hustle and bustle of the city 94 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:11,450 to be surrounded by nature and eat delicious food... 95 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:13,150 And chat with your friends? 96 00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:14,810 Also, um... 97 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:17,130 Your lack of experience is showing, Atsushi-kun! 98 00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:20,010 I can't help it! I've never gone camping before! 99 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,090 Well, we're here. 100 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:26,360 We sure are, thanks to all the research you did. 101 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,250 Though Dazai was too lazy to come. 102 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,070 I know. 103 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,490 Anyway, I had no idea the outdoors felt so good. 104 00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:36,180 We'll be able to relax here. 105 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:37,420 You're right. 106 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,720 I didn't know that not being constantly threatened by death could be so relaxing. 107 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:42,590 {\pos(121,344)}Perks of Camping #1: You don't have to keep an eye out for enemies in the woods 108 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:45,100 Okay, we arrived at 13:00. 109 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,700 Here's today's schedule. 110 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,130 Wow, it's packed. 111 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:47,070 {\c&H0F249C&\frz12.69\pos(165,140)}This Is Camping 112 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:47,070 {\c&H251F21&\frz347.7\pos(394,74)}Kunikida's Comprehensive Camping Schedule 113 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:51,340 {\blur4\pos(440,5)}{\an7\bord0\p1\c&HE0ECF2&\3c&HD7E5EB&\4c&HE0ECF2&\pos(399,56)}m 0 0 l 150 0 150 150 0 150 114 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:51,340 {\fs13\pos(440,152)}13:00 Arrive 13:05 Set up camp (see attached manual) 13:35 Use restroom 13:40 Collect firewood 14:00 Start fire (see attached manual) 14:20 Begin cooking 17:00 Dinner 18:35 Use restroom 18:40 Chat around campfire 115 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,430 We'll start by pitching our tent in five minutes. 116 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:51,340 O-Okay! 117 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:52,840 Done! 118 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:54,480 {\fad(200,550)\c&HBA4972&\3c&H6A384C&\an8\pos(464,17)\shad0\fnArial\b1}Good 119 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,110 {\pos(510,345)}Perks of Camping #2 Camping trips are satisfying to plan 120 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,110 It's perfect. 121 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,810 Behold! I made takikomi rice in a canteen! 122 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:01,590 Wow, that looks good. 123 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:03,080 Let's grill some meat, too! 124 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,100 I've always wanted to try this. 125 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,960 To our break from the grind! 126 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,240 Cheers! 127 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:11,240 What is it? 128 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:15,000 {\fad(200,0)\fnTimes New Roman\b1\c&H6A4135&\3c&H3A2A19&\4c&HDAD5D1&\shad2\fs30\pos(124,198)\bord1}Emotionless 129 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:19,250 {\fad(200,0)\fnTimes New Roman\b1\c&H5D3C29&\3c&H363524&\4c&HDAD5D1&\shad2\fs30\pos(510,106)\bord1}Silence 130 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,810 I was just thinking about how good the meat is. 131 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:14,990 Yes, that much is apparent. 132 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:16,570 What about you, Kunikida-san? 133 00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:19,250 I was just thinking we're eating outdoors. 134 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:22,670 Honestly, like Dazai-san said, this reminds me of living outdoors 135 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:24,750 and makes the food taste less good. 136 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:30,070 And I keep worrying about when work might come in or disaster could strike. 137 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:33,860 Camping is harder than I thought. 138 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,320 Maybe this is actually what we're meant to enjoy. 139 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:39,370 Let's go to sleep! 140 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:41,220 Yeah! We did everything on the schedule! 141 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:42,360 Good night! 142 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,460 Good night! 143 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:47,890 We're sleeping in a tent. 144 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:54,370 Now I feel like going, too. 145 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:54,370 {\fad(450,0)\c&H8E3F76&\3c&HFBEBE5&\shad0\fs12\pos(54.667,59.333)}Now I feel like going, too... 146 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:57,380 {\pos(380,28)}Episode 6 147 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:57,380 {\pos(410,254)}"Atsushi-kun and the Angel and Devil" 148 00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:58,960 Hey, Atsushi-kun. 149 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,790 Yes? 150 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:03,970 You know how sometimes we pick at hangnails? 151 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:05,020 Ouch. 152 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:09,280 And remove the protective film from a new remote when it starts to peel? 153 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,380 I planned to leave it on for a while. 154 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:15,000 Or do other things that can't be undone? 155 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,020 That's true. Sometimes we do things we know we shouldn't. 156 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,020 Anyway, here. 157 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:21,120 What is that? 158 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,280 A button to blow up the Earth. 159 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,270 What?! 160 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,150 Sometimes we do things that can't be undone. 161 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:30,270 This is on an unprecedented scale though! 162 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:33,480 Sometimes, I just don't care what happens to our world. 163 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,260 You're the last person who should have that! 164 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:36,820 Maybe I'll push the button. 165 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:40,020 It's not like I believe you, okay? 166 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:42,100 But you shouldn't be so down on life! 167 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:45,510 Life is happy and fun! Yahoo! 168 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:48,440 For now, why don't we get something good to eat? 169 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,030 Just kidding. 170 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:50,450 What? 171 00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:53,420 Of course that kind of horrifying button doesn't exist. 172 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:55,170 Are you sure? 173 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,910 This device is a little recorder. 174 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:03,750 When you press the button, it plays Kunikida's drunk ramblings at high volume. 175 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:10,940 {\pos(462.667,107.333)\fs12\b1\fnArial\c&H6E4845&\3c&HBD8070&\shad0}Wan {\b0}Cup 176 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:08,830 Dazai, I'm thankful for everything! I have great respect! 177 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:12,090 That button is horrifying after all. For Kunikida-san, that is. 178 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:15,610 I even have audio of him delivering very stupid jokes with a straight face! 179 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:17,830 There's no damn way they're building a dam here! 180 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,960 It's so dumb, but I want to hear more! 181 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,570 Also, I have audio of him praising you. 182 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:24,210 What?! 183 00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:26,080 It's yours now. 184 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,510 Do with it as you will. 185 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:28,720 What?! 186 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,600 C'mon, Atsushi-kun, let's press the button. 187 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,670 Don't you want to know what Kunikida-kun said? 188 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:40,980 I bet it's really interesting, and you rarely get chances like this. 189 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:43,530 Go on. Nobody's around. 190 00:08:43,530 --> 00:08:47,340 Take a peek at a surprising side of Kunikida-kun. 191 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,930 Help! A devil's trying to tempt me! 192 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:53,490 Atsushi-kun, don't let him lead you astray. 193 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:54,610 It's an angel! 194 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:57,240 Don't go along with the devil's mischief. 195 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,100 I won't. 196 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:01,770 Kunikida-kun wouldn't want everyone to hear that embarrassing recording. 197 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,960 You're alone in the office right now. Nobody else is here. 198 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,380 Actually, then now's the time to listen to it. 199 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:10,950 If you pretend you didn't hear it, then it's like you never did. 200 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:11,900 Yeah, yeah! 201 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:12,770 A fallen angel?! 202 00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:16,140 It's your colleague's fault for giving you that sketchy button at work. 203 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:19,100 And it takes a real piece of work to record a drunk colleague. 204 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,520 I couldn't agree more. 205 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,110 Push it, push it! 206 00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:24,080 Push it, push it! 207 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,520 You can have this back. 208 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,550 Did you press it? 209 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:28,770 I did not. 210 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:30,760 I see. 211 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,440 It's true. 212 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,020 I don't doubt it. 213 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:36,900 After all, we didn't blow up. 214 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:37,970 What?! 215 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:41,780 {\an8\fnArial\b1\fs30\pos(262,12)\c&H0962ED&\3c&HE62B7D&\shad0}Wa{\c&HFAD386&\3c&H0D8910&}n{\c&H262EEA&\3c&H5200AF&}! 216 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:41,780 {\an8\fnArial\b1\fs20\c&HFA8342&\3c&HE62B7D&\shad0\pos(365,225)}Sh{\c&H77BFF8&\3c&HE5C254&}or{\c&H3FFF9F&\3c&H8098F6&}ts 217 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:41,780 {\fad(1125,0)\pos(330,166)\c&H3C791C&\b1\bord0\shad0}Won't Stop Counting Up 218 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:41,330 Wan! Shorts. 219 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:46,790 {\fad(325,0)\pos(218,108)\an8\fnArial\b1\fs30\c&HF4D4F6&\3c&HCF13B8&\shad0}So good~ 220 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,880 Let us see who is superior, weretiger. 221 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,810 You're using actual words?! 222 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:13,820 {\an1\fad(450,450)\shad0\fnArial\fs15\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&H000000&\b1\bord1.75\be1}Translation: Sho Stifler Timing: Edgar Cruz Editing: Narelle Bailey Quality Control: Zachary Carlysle Translation Check: David Saylor 223 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,760 Welcome back. How was your camping trip? 224 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,850 It was great! 225 00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:07,220 Yeah! We had a fulfilling day! 226 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,070 You don't sound like you believe that.