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When I was a kid, 
I was terrified of ghosts.

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According to my parents, I was six times 
more scared of them than the average joe.

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They said that was creepier 
than any ghost could be.

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Funnily enough, not a single ghost 
ever appeared in front of me,

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even though I would've been 
like a bonus stage to them.

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Before long, I came to the conclusion 
that ghosts aren't real.

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In that moment, I became invincible.

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Because there's nothing 
scarier than ghosts.

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Then again, it's not like ghosts 
were real to begin with.

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What are you mumbling about? 
You're creeping me out, man.

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Oh, speaking of ghosts.

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Something's been making folk...

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{\i1}crap themselves{\i0} near here lately.

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What?!

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Anyway, my house is this way, so bye.

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I pulled something in my neck.

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That shaved head jerk. 
Why would he say something so unsettling?

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Crap themselves.

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"Crap themselves"?

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By "something," does he mean a ghost?

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No! Impossible!

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There's no such thing as ghosts!
And nonexistent beings can't do stuff!

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Therefore, only {\i1}I{\i0} can 
make myself take a crap!

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So if I take a dump first, 
nothing can make me crap myself!

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Yes, that all makes logical sense!

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Fwoosh.

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Huh?

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Who's...

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...there?

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{\an8}SPONGE GOURD

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{\an8}MYSTERY 1

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Ah, what a glorious morning.

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Let's fold my futon away and brush my teeth
 while doing a little stretching.

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What are you doing?

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Sh-She has legs.

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Which means she's not a ghost.

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Sheesh. Don't scare me like that.

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I just turned around.

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You're the one flashing 
everything below the waist.

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Eyes up here, perv! There's a reason 
as deep as the ocean for this, okay?

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Let's hear it, then. What's your reason?

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All right! You'd better open 
those ears wide and listen good!

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Not anatomically possible.

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Ghosts have been making folk
 crap themselves.

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So I figured I'd beat 'em to the punch
 by dropping a deuce {\i1}first{\i0}!

46
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Wait. That's not deep and it makes no sense.

47
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So you're scared of ghosts, huh?

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Huh?

49
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These...

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These are...

51
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Will-o'-the-wisps. Basically, ghosts. Well?

52
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Strange. I'm not scared of them at all.

53
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What if it has a face on it?

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Cute.

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I knew it.

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Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore.

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Maybe I should take a dump here, too.

58
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Whoa, hold on. I haven't gone yet, you know.

59
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I don't know what's going on, 
but don't just give up like that.

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You can talk to me if you want.

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Asking's a fleeting embarrassment. 
A dump in public haunts you forever.

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You're a kind person.

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This world is full of mysterious legends
 about apparitions, ghosts,

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and all kinds of supernatural phenomena.

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In other words, ghost stories.

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Yeah. When I was a kid, 
everyone used to love that stuff.

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Well, did you know 
there's an organization behind it all?

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It's called the Kaikigumi.

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We terrify folk and send them into a frenzy.
 I'm the boss of that organization.

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What...

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What a messed-up way
 to make a living!

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Do us all a favor and quit!

73
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Believe me, I get it. I mean, you saw, right?

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I'm horrifyingly bad at scaring people.

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A couple of years ago, 
the previous boss died.

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And as his daughter, 
I took over as the new boss.

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But everyone got fed up with me
 and eventually left.

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So that's it.

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The reason I don't hear ghost stories
 like I did when I was a kid

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is because the Kaikigumi is weaker now.

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I can't keep it up by myself, 
so I'm thinking of calling it quits.

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You idiot!

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I've been afraid of ghosts my whole life.

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I've even pissed myself 
just thinking about them!

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And after all these years, 
the first ghost I see

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is that totally harmless will-o'the-wisp?

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I want a do-over!

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You don't get to let me down like that
 and then suddenly retire!

89
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Didn't you just tell me to quit?

90
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But in that case...

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You can help me.

92
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Huh?

93
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I don't know what fear feels like, 
so I don't know what scares people.

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But you know all about it, don't you?

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T-True.

96
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But should I really get involved 
in something so bizarre?

97
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Despite what I said, 
life would be a lot more peaceful...

98
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Hold on. Would that make me part 
of the last generation to fear ghosts?

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Will future generations grow up and 
lead happy lives, never fearing ghosts?

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No fair!

101
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Okay.

102
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Let's give it a shot.

103
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Why'd you just yell "No fair!"?

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{\an8}A NEW KAIKIGUMI IS BORN!

105
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And so, a new Kaikigumi came forth.

106
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First things first: 
Let's talk about your face, boss.

107
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Frankly, you're way scarier 
than that will-o'-the-wisp of yours.

108
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We'd be crazy not to make use of that!

109
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Let's make a mold 
and start a production line—

110
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Any other ideas?

111
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Let's change the group's name
 to the Hulk-igumi.

112
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Nope.

113
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You're...

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a mega wacko.

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Mega wacko.

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Mechako?

117
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Wh-What the heck are you doing
 in my room, Mechako?!

118
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Who's this "Mechako"?

119
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I came in during the night.

120
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Are you kidding me?

121
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You promised you'd help me 
with the Kaikigumi, remember?

122
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This room feels like a prison cell.

123
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Let's get down to business.

124
00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:06,280
So you're here for a reason?

125
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,690
I've been reading this 
as part of my research.

126
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Don't tell me you're actually
 talking business.

127
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What?! A book of {\i1}ghost{\i0} stories?!

128
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{\an8}A BOOK OF SCARY THINGS
THAT COULD HAPPEN AT SCHOOL

129
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,030
You have a weird way
 of screaming "What?" y'know.

130
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Sh-Shut up.

131
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I wanted to ask you about this phenomenon
known as the "Cursed Thirteen Steps."

132
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Ah, yeah. I've heard of it.

133
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But I've avoided books like that my whole life,
 so I don't know the specifics.

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It's fine. I'll teach you. It goes like this—

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Hey! Don't just drop 
a scary story on me like that!

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A staircase with twelve steps—

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...suddenly gains one more.

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Becoming thirteen steps in total.

139
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What's so scary about that?

140
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,800
Oh, so you don't get it either?

141
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I mean, where's the scary part?

142
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Lemme see that book, Mechako.

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{\an8}A BOOK OF SCARY THINGS
THAT COULD HAPPEN AT SCHOOL

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Th-Th-This! Right here! 
Right here! Right here!

145
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It says if you step on 
the non-existent thirteenth step,

146
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the ghost of a death row inmate kills you
and sends you straight to hell!

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Don't leave out the important part!

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00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:22,590
That's the important part
 of this phenomenon?

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We have a serious problem.

150
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,140
But that's the most far-fetched part.

151
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Because who exactly confirmed
you end up in hell if you die?

152
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Isn't a random extra step 
way more of a concern?

153
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You'd trip.

154
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So I have an idea.

155
00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:54,620
This is a pretty good staircase, right?

156
00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:58,400
It's not at a school, 
and it clearly has more than twelve steps.

157
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Don't sweat the small stuff.

158
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Lie face down for me.

159
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What?

160
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,190
Whoa! What the...

161
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What the hell are you doin'?!
Go play somewhere else!

162
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What do you think? We'll strike fear 
into people by adding a single extra step.

163
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It's the New Kaikigumi's 
"Cursed Thirteen Steps."

164
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You moron!

165
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This is just being annoying!

166
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Getting yelled at by random old dudes is 
the thing I hate second-most after ghosts!

167
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Look out—

168
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,470
No! Stay back, Mechako!

169
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,400
If the two of us fall together, 
we might end up switching bodies!

170
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Then I'll pass out every time 
I look at myself in the mirror!

171
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:34,770
Oh my god! What happened to you two?

172
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,920
Did you fall down the steps?
Are you hurt?

173
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,920
What's going on?

174
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,760
We need help here! 
These two fell down the steps!

175
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,090
Are you okay? Do you want us 
to call an ambulance?

176
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My goodness. Falling down the steps...
 You've gotta be more careful!

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00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:51,990
As it turned out, 
Mechako and I didn't switch bodies.

178
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Instead, people just kept 
coming over to gawk at us.

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They fell down the steps! It was so scary!

180
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This is hell!

181
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:14,140
Ah, what a glorious morning!

182
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:18,130
It's great waking up before my alarm.

183
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,310
What time is it?

184
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:24,570
{\an8}I'VE TURNED YOUR CLOCK INTO A DARTBOARD.
— PHANTOM THIEF DARTS

185
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:29,570
{\an8}BEHOLD! PHANTOM THIEF DARTS IS HERE!

186
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,530
What?

187
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,830
{\an8}THIS SUITS YOU.
— PHANTOM THIEF TOFU SKIN

188
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,080
{\an8}PHANTOM THIEF TOFU SKIN, AT YOUR SERVICE!

189
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,080
Rise and shine, lazybones.

190
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,050
Your breakfast's getting cold.

191
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:44,990
Who are you?

192
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:50,820
Bravo. You saw through my disguise.
I am Phantom Thief Mother.

193
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,780
Until we meet again.

194
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,820
{\an8}A CHALLENGE FROM PHANTOM THIEF MOTHER!

195
00:14:55,810 --> 00:15:00,350
What's with all these phantom thieves 
not actually stealing anything?!

196
00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,360
Damn it.

197
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,110
Thanks to those weird thieves, 
I'm late for school. This sucks.

198
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,770
You look unhappy, young man.

199
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:09,380
Huh?

200
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:17,260
Go ahead. Touch my loincloth.

201
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:22,210
L-Look, everyone! 
This guy's only wearing a loincloth!

202
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,130
It's no use.

203
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,630
No one else can see me.

204
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:29,140
A man in a loincloth that only I can see?

205
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,420
Who in the world is this guy?

206
00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:36,010
A while back, there was 
a legend that went like this:

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00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:40,860
Some company's truck had 
a loincloth painted on its side.

208
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:45,990
It was said anyone who touched it 
would be blessed with good luck.

209
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:49,780
Sounds like an urban legend, 
but I've never seen a truck like that.

210
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,410
That truck vanished a long time ago.

211
00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:58,330
But the strength of faith in those 
who believed in the legend gave birth to me,

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00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,620
the Loincloth Incarnate.

213
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,000
So not the truck, but the loincloth?

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00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,630
Now, young man.

215
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:09,640
Touch my loincloth
and happiness shall be yours.

216
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,880
Go ahead and touch it 
if you believe luck isn't on your side.

217
00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:18,730
It's true.

218
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:24,050
I haven't had much luck lately.
 Maybe I {\i0}should{\i1} touch it.

219
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,590
Still, this feels weird.

220
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,190
Here goes nothing!

221
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:43,530
You can only grasp happiness
after chasing it with all your might.

222
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:47,210
Don't think you can touch 
this loincloth so easily!

223
00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,360
{\i1}You're{\i0} the one who insisted I do!

224
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,340
Now I'm pissed. What's with 
your self-righteous lecturing?

225
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:56,840
That's it! I'll touch that loincloth,
 no matter what!

226
00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,600
I'll touch that loincloth, no matter what!

227
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,850
Too slow.

228
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,610
Damn it.

229
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,350
What's the matter, young man?

230
00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:43,390
Stand up.

231
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:46,390
Get to your feet 
and seize your good fortune.

232
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,270
Almost.

233
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,400
I'm so close, damn it.

234
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,900
I'm not done yet!

235
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,780
What {\i1}is{\i0} that?

236
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,530
Mechako, you can see him?

237
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,670
You're not the boss for nothing.

238
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,170
Huh.

239
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:10,750
So you'll be blessed with good fortune
 if you can touch that loincloth?

240
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:11,540
Yup.

241
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:14,340
Even so, don't push yourself too hard.

242
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,300
What?

243
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,920
You already look all beaten up.

244
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,180
A little luck will only get 
you back to parity at best.

245
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,930
Shut up!

246
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,810
I simply {\i1}can't{\i0} back down at this point!

247
00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,940
Sure. It'd be a waste to quit now.

248
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,860
The real battle starts here.

249
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,700
Victory is mine!

250
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,410
Damn it! Why can't I touch it?

251
00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:46,940
Is this what you've been doing
 since this morning?

252
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:52,300
Your spirit is admirable. 
Most people would've given up long ago.

253
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:58,160
Or perhaps you're simply that desperate 
for happiness. How pathetic.

254
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,220
Decide if you're complimenting me
or insulting me!

255
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,470
I see. So that's it.

256
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:07,680
You're so fixated on your goal,
you've lost sight of everything else.

257
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,730
What?

258
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,850
Don't be ridiculous, Mechako. 
I always look at things objectively...

259
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:16,230
I was only looking at the loincloth.

260
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:19,420
That's why I couldn't keep up with him.

261
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,230
I see. I get it now.

262
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,780
The more you lose sight 
of what's around you,

263
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,160
the more your happiness slips away.

264
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,520
Excellent! You finally figured it out!

265
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,600
You finally noticed. That's exactly right.

266
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,420
Why'd you have to shout the first time?

267
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:40,420
Many chase good fortune so desperately,
 they lose sight of everything else,

268
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:44,050
and end up driving happiness away.

269
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:50,620
Those who once believed in me
 were no different.

270
00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:53,870
You've won me over, young man.

271
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:59,460
I shall not move from this spot. 
Good fortune is yours.

272
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,580
A-Are you sure?

273
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,540
You're letting someone as foolish as me
 touch your loincloth?

274
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,710
Thank you. Thank you.

275
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,960
Just touch it and get it over with already.

276
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,340
It's warm!

277
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:32,500
So concludes my legend.

278
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,460
Farewell.

279
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,790
So is he completely naked now?

280
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:43,470
Well? Do you feel like something good
 is coming your way?

281
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:44,360
Huh?

282
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,060
No, not at all.

283
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,910
I'm wiped and insanely late for school.

284
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,870
My luck's hit rock bottom.

285
00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:52,870
School?

286
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:56,190
Why are you going to school
 on a Sunday?

287
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,380
What? Today's Sunday?

288
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:02,130
Come to think of it, 
yesterday {\i1}was{\i0} Saturday.

289
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:07,380
I see. So it's Sunday, huh? 
Guess I won't be late after all.

290
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,220
Lucky me.

291
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:11,690
Huh?

292
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:15,460
Happiness and misfortune 
are all a matter of perspective.

293
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,460
And so is...

294
00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:20,650
fear.

295
00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:59,300
Hey, why do you have a urinal bottle?

296
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,290
Oh, that?

297
00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:05,580
When I was a kid, I was super afraid 
of going to the bathroom at night.

298
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:08,950
I couldn't sleep because I'd get 
so worried about what I'd do

299
00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:10,970
if I had to go while I was in bed.

300
00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:16,080
After thinking it over, I finally said, 
"Screw it. I'll just go here if I have to."

301
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:20,780
Just having one of these 
by my bed helped me sleep.

302
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:24,090
It's a good-luck charm
 for a good night's sleep.

303
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,820
Huh.

304
00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:29,090
So you don't really use it, then?

305
00:23:29,090 --> 00:23:30,070
Of course not.

306
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,410
The last time I used it 
was two or three months ago.

307
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,450
Urinal bottle!

308
00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:41,040
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED.

309
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:46,270
{\an8}NEXT MYSTERY...
MYSTERY 2