The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
And there you have it.
May I have your permission to welcome Iin Chiyo-chan as my newest girlfriend?
H-Hello.
I'm a first-year at Ohana-no-Mitsu University Middle School
and Rentaro-san's cousin, Iin Chiyo.
A loli and she's related to him?!
The gift that keeps on giving.
Are you sure this is gonna fly?!
It's probably fine. It made the air last episode.
Do you think the BPO is a joke?!
BPO = Broadcasting Ethics & Program Improvement Organization, Japan
I don't...
But we can handle whatever they throw at us.
100 Girlfriends Production Committee
Oh, shit! Anything but that!
Evidently, some people aren't quite as ready.
I'll be on my best behavior so I don't prove to be a bother.
I hope you'll accept me.
We're glad to have you.
Huh? Wh-What's wrong?
Short skirgh!
Chiyo-chan gets the urge to fix anything that looks disorderly.
I'll fix it, so let me go!
I can't use my sex appeal on Rentaro-kun like this!
Oh, no! I can't run without tripping over this long, long skirt!
Hakari?
Why are you even running?
Wh-What? You want me to fix my skirt too?
Sure, I don't see why not.
Rrribons! Loose sockrgh!
Wha?!
sfwp.
She's like a cat that was forced to wear clothes.
Eyelash extensiongh!
"Eyelash extensiongh"?!
P-Please, overlook this!
A good makeup routine starts with the eyes!
Without these beautiful eyelashes...
Looks pretty much the same, aye.
Don't look at me!
Damn, she's fast!
Papergirls tend to be.
Long banghrgh!
Haircliphrw!
N-No!
snappity!!
Meme-senpai?!
My eyes...
My eyes!
Muska's last words?!
Meme-san.
Heya. Use these solar shields that Mimimi-senpai lent me.
Now she's the professor of thuganomics.
Unkempt hairgh!
My hair is simply curly.
Damn, bih. What is this, whack-a-curl?
Swearingh!
She's olderk! Rrrespect her!
Oh, fine, whatever.
Please stop playing whack-a-mole, dog.
Dogrgh!
Oh, come on. I said please.
Dogrgh!
Dogrgh! Dogrgh! Dogrgh!
Dogrgh! Dogrgh! Dogrgh! Dogrgh!
Oh, shut up with all the "dogrgh."
Dogrgh! Dogrgh! Dogrgh! Dogrgh!
D... Dogrgh...
Dog... gh... Dog... h... dog...
Dogrgh!
Hot dog?
krrrrrrr
What a terribly inefficient body.
Fortunately, I have something left over from lunch.
Wiener!
Today's lunch was 10% heavier than the usual.
It's likely one of my father's side dishes got mixed in.
Nano-senpai!
Eat your own lunchgh!
I am full. Any further eating would be pointless.
Show gratitude to the life you're takingh!
The animal's too dead to appreciate it.
Heavengh!
An unscientific concept that has no factual basis.
And here.
Those are the real deal!
Angels
Our reality isn't real.
Nano got destroyed with facts and logic?!
Thank you, dead pig.
But I'm too full. About to hurl.
Don't! Only Hahari can get away with that!
Why me?!
Sparkly Rainbow Vomit Medicine!
Why not let Bibury's finishing director handle that part?
Hazardous drugrgh!
krrrrrrr
Confiscatingh!
All of it!
No! Kusuri's drugs! Give them back!
Drugs... Kusuri needs drugs!
She's showing signs of withdrawal!
I'll go get some drugs from Wallace Greens-sama!
The pharmacy?
Chiyo-sama?
Chiyo-chan?
Mei-san's a perfect maid. What could be wrong with her?
Eyes-closed drivinghgh!
Okay, that's illegal!
Why won't they open? They did just a moment ago.
Mei-san!
It is what it is.
Hahari-san!
Play buttbat-paper-scissors with me!
Butt?!
Buttbat-Paper-Scissors
An RPS variant where the loser gets their butt pounded with a bat. A game Iku came up with but has failed to find any takers for.
If you're in pain, Mei-san's sure to open her eyes!
It's like that, huh. I understand now.
Paper, scissors...
Bat!
Oh, damn it all! I lost!
Ready or not, here I come!
Yeah!
Take that!
Owie!
She puts the ass in top-class!
May I keep going?
Bring it.
combo
Ow-wie! Ow-wie!
smack
Nice! Very nice, Iku-chan!
Ooh, the suffering!
smack
It's a full combo, don!
smack
Existenceurgh!
Our very existence?
Owie!
My, now where did you pick this up?
Ch-Chiyo-chan!
Could you let them off with a warning this time?
Wait, me too?
As the boyfriend here, I want to do things right.
If you think anything's wrong, I'll fix it.
Twelve-timinghgh!
I love you all too much! I could never pick just one!
How am I supposed to fix this?!
Now everything's in order.
scratch scratch
Do not lay eyes upon what I have become!
pluck
fwop fwop
Someone cut me into twelve pieces!
Anybody got a wiener? Gimme a wiener!
krrrrrrr
Open sesame! Open sesame!
Why are skirts so hard to run in?
D... Drugs... Gimme drugs!
Chiyo-chan, you learned how to effectively neglect someone too?
I said quit it, punk!
Owie!
Twelvetuplets! Twentyfourtuplets! Thirtysixtuplets!
What is all this?
Fortyeightuplets!
You... qui... urgh!
S-Somebody needs to bring them in line!
I... I said quit it, you punks!
Owie!
fwop fwop
scratch scratch
krrrrrrr
pluck
Wiener... wiener...
grr grr
Open sesame!
Don't look!
Is this really what I wanted?
Did I create this chaos and disorder?
I will thank you to not look upon me!
Oh... huh? Th... This is all my fault.
I've...
I've created a scene straight out of Hell!
There are only messed-up people here!
Are you okay, Chiyo-chan?
Here are your glasses.
I-I'm sorr...
Hey, what's gotten into you?
Are you quite all right?
What seems to be the matter?
Tummy hurt, aye?
It's okay.
Chiyo-chan just gets really anxious without her glasses.
Wow, so she can be a wittle girl at times.
But for the youngest here, she is very mature.
They were a total mess,
but the moment they saw me crying, they jumped to help me.
I see. These people...
They may look like a mess, but they're not really.
I'm so sorry!
There was nothing out of line with you all to begin with!
I didn't know you, and I didn't even try to get to know you.
I just jumped to pointing out flaws...
I was the one who was out of line!
Iin-san.
Watch this, Chiyo-san.
Hakari?
Wh...
Why kiss him now? That's out of...
It may look wrong to you,
but this is how the Rentaro Family is, and we're happy this way.
Isn't that right, Karane-san?
Huh? I-I mean...
Obviously!
Rentaro!
We're kissing!
It feels so wrong, but they look so happy.
It was the same just before.
krrrrr
This is how these people are meant to be,
and I'm the only one unfamiliar...
with their idea of love!
R-Rentaro-san.
Um...
M-Me too.
I want to kiss you just like they did.
I want to know the right way to love.
Chiyo-chan.
I'm not urghing.
There was never anything wrong with this kiss or these people.
I mean...
...honestly...
...we are...
...a total mess.
But I managed to bulldoze her into accepting it, so whatever!
Welcome to the Rentaro Family!
Thank you!
If this isn't messed up, I don't know what is.
Eh, whatever!
Are you going to the roof too, Mimimi-senpai?
Yes. Great minds think alike, I see.
Look at her! She's so gorgeous!
That's Utsukushisugi-senpai, a second-year!
Wait, that's her?!
Mm, indeed
Mm, indeed!
Y-You're amazing, Mimimi-senpai.
You brush off all that attention you get.
I live life comfortable in my skin.
Of course people would gawk at my beauty.
It'd be an outrage if they didn't, actually.
The word "conman" was coined after her!
It's simply incredible, though.
I could never be like you.
Meme-san...
Heya there!
School Paper
Editor-in-chief of the school paper,
Kijineta Toruru
Kijineta Toruru here!
Tororo?
Toruru!
Do you know her?
Sh-She wants to cover me for the school paper.
I refused, but she keeps coming back.
Can you blame me?
We've got a bang-covered mystery, the hidden-eyes hottie!
It took over my writer mind in a flash!
But even after I got her name, class, and that her hobby is crocheting,
she keeps disappearing, so I haven't been able to get a good shot of her.
I-I'm just too shy for it.
As such, I went through some rigorous training.
Today's the day I get you on film!
Total Concentration...
Journalistic Breathing!
You call reading Demon Slayer training?
Snappity-snap!
And the very next day!
The Enigmatic Hidden-Eyes Hottie!! Super-Mysterious Mystery!
I'm here.
Where were you, Rentaro?
Meme's going through a crisis!
Sorry about that.
It took me some time to collect
all 299 copies of the school paper, including the ones that'd been handed out.
He was wiping them from memory!
Articles written without consent are a form of assault,
so I went an eye for an eye.
But look at this part.
Next up, getting a glimpse of her face
Let me go talk to the newspaper club.
He's going off to war.
Wait a minute, Rentaro-chan.
I'm the chair of the school board. Let me handle it.
Chairwoman's Office
It's good to see you, Kijineta...
Totoro-san?
Toruru!
I read the latest issue of the school paper.
That was an unacceptable invasion of a student's privacy.
If anything like this happens again,
the school paper will be put on an indefinite hiatus.
Chairwoman, have a look at these.
If these aren't seen as innocent shows of affection,
but rather scenes of student depravity, including the chairwoman and her daughter,
not only will your head roll,
the students involved might have to prepare for some kind of social backlash.
But there're ways around that.
Defeat
Aren't you the most powerful person here?
If you can't help us here, when will you?
I feel pathetic!
Relax, mommy milkers be the biggest here.
You have a place.
I feel your pain, Hahari-sama.
The worst part about all that is that it's mostly true.
I'll guard Meme-chan 24/7.
Should the newspaper club point their cameras at her...
I'll pulverize every last one of them.
You may be too aggressive against your girlfriends' foes.
I'll help too.
I can get in front of the cameras and act as a meat shield.
Please allow me to assist as well.
My shield can block any and all attacks.
Bring it, I say.
Let's all protect Meme-san together!
You guys...
But is this really okay?
This is my problem alone. Should they have to do all this for me?
U-Um...
Kijineta-san said she went through a training arc to get me on film.
If... If I train too,
I could get better at misdirection and avoid the cameras.
Training is good! With hard work—
I've got just the thing!
I see.
Training yields better results when you push yourself to the limit.
I think this is a great idea, too!
What? Do you want an outfit too, Iku-chan?!
Did you think...
you could fool me...
and my eagle eye?
E-Eek!
Quick to run, eh?
Meme!
Now I can pretend to be Meme-chan and dive under all the girls' clothes.
Where are you, aye?
Huh? What's up, Nano?
Nothing. Wrong species.
There she is!
I-It's not like I'm Meme, okay?!
Not you.
Hey!
Found her!
What are you, a ninja?
Hey!
Found her!
What are you, a ninja?!
Found her!
What are you, a ninja?!
Found her, aye.
What're you, a ninja?
Pant, pant... f-found her...
Ninja... much?
No... My misdirection isn't getting any better at all.
I knew I couldn't pull it off.
I-I'm sorry. I know you all tried so hard,
but it's okay now.
Even if I get my face photographed...
No!
Give up, and it's game over—
Look at me, Kakure Meme.
My clothes?
What do you think of my appearance?
Huh? What?
What do I think?
Beeyuu...
...teeful?
Aren't I?
You knit this outfit yourself, did you not?
It means you have the ability to make me this beautiful.
Have more faith yourself, Kakure Meme.
You are far greater than you believe yourself to be.
Mimimi-senpai...
Everyone...
Troll?
Toruru!
At least save it for after I introduce myself.
She looks different somehow?
But still...
We're getting some strong winds today. Watch your bangs!
Total Concentration...
Journalistic Breathing!
Got her!
Okay, let's see how this hottie looks!
No way! I didn't get any part of her, let alone her face!
What's wrong?
I'm right here.
One more time. Total Concentration...
Journalistic Breathing!
I'm not done yet!
Total Concentration!
Journalistic Breathing!
Snippity-snip!
Mm, indeed
You sound all out of breath, my dear.
Fine! I'll accept defeat... for today.
But these photos are too beautiful. They're going right on the next issue.
Oh, I very much approve!
Mm, indeed!
Mm, indeed
Ow! I can't see through my tears!
Meme-san.
Brilliantly done.
N-No. You and Rentaro-kun's plan made it all happen.
It worked.
Your outfit, and you, have the ability to make me this beautiful.
Misdirection is about diverting attention to something more eye-catching.
Meme-chan can divert attention, and Mimimi-senpai thrives in it.
So instead of her plushies...
I'd never think of using misdirection to divert attention to Mimimi-senpai.
Oh, nah, only you two could've pulled this off.
My beauty commands attention by itself.
Of course drawing more attention to it would multiply its effect.
We shall call it Misdirection Beauty Flow! Indeed!
Be-yoo-tee!!
Thank you so, so...
Stop, Meme-san.
You may not have realized it yet,
but this only worked because you had faith in—
Wha... What is with your sheer beauty?!
Huh?
Meme-san! I had no idea you were that stunning!
Mimimi-senpai? Calling me beautiful?!
Where did you go, Meme-san?!
Teach me your beauty secrets, I implore you!
Meme-san!